- > VERNONIA EAGLE NOT FACTS Vernonia as County Seat is Closer to the People Issued Every Friday. $1.50 Per Year. Entered hh second-class matter August 4, 1922, at the post office at Ver­ nonia, Oregon, under the Act of March 3. 1879. Advertising Rates 25c ts per inch, single column measure, each we:k. We collect lor advertising the first of every month. PAUL S. R3BINSON. E ditor and O wner . We know we are shy on news this week, but the editor and family have been inavoidably c tiled out of town most of the time. Your property, worth $200 two years ago is now worth $2000, and in that proportion. Every dollar you spend in Vernonia tax enhances your property ten fold. Needs for our city now will be worth much to you. (Jet behind the men that can put us in good shape and give us a city people would like to live in. Sewer, strets, water. L?t’s do it right. The cost only makes it worth more. But forget that and think of health, pleasure and appear- ence, as well. A plan to break off a part of Columbia county and join it to Multnomah county is brewing among lesidenta of the section that would be affected, according to reports that have reached the ears of local city and county of­ ficials. So far, at least, all proponents of the idea are Columbia county folk. Those in the strip that would be annexed—including Columbia City, St. Helens and the munici­ palities this side of it—who fav­ or the move, do so in hope of getting Bull Run water. Those in the section that would stay in Columbia county, who see merit in the idea, would have the county seat brought closer to them if it were moved to Rainier In addition, it is argued that if St. Helens came into Multnom­ ah county it might eventfully be­ come a part of Portland and a very i nportant unit in the city’s waterfront development. City Commissioner John M. Mann, in charge of the water bureau, has told St. Helens offi­ cials that the city will not supply Bull Run water to any more com­ munities outside of the county. When they suggested the idea of coming into Multnomah coun­ ty he told them that if the an­ nexation were made the lower river communities could get Bull Run wuser as soon as the new pipe line increases th? supply to the point of excess over visible needs. —Portland Telegram. New Sickness A new sickness has appeared re- Vernonia is making, daily, the cently and is known as Morkus Sab- best little industrial city in Ore­ baticus, or Sunday sickness. It is a gon. How can we succeed and disease peculiar to church members. attack comes suddenly every Sun­ how can we grow and expand? The day. No symptoms are felt Saturday It is going to be done. Co-oper­ night. The patient sleeps well, and ation is the word. That means eats a hearty breakfast, but about we must one and all get behind , church time the attack comes on and continues until services are over in the City Council and back them the morning. in every undertaking. What | Then the patient feels easy and eats they do or what they advocate a good dinner. In the afternoon he we must help put over. It will feels much better and is able to walk, i talk about politics or read the Sun- be done right with a united ef­ I day papers. He eats a hearty supper, fort. We can’c run this city and and about church time he has another build a city on $3000 per year. If 1 attack and stays at home. He retires our taxes for Vernonia are a do! - j early, sleeps well and wakes up Mon­ day morning refreshed and able to go lar higher it will mean our prop­ i to work, and does not have the symp- erty and business is of a hund­ ' toms of the disease until the following red dollars more value. One and I Sunday.—Square and Compass. EAGLE FEATHERS L H. D mtow and wife went to Portland Sunday. Mrs. E, E. Hayes and little daughter were in Portland Mon­ day. Miss Blanche Berarerson spent Thanksgiving at the Wilson home doing justice to the turkey, (“Eagle Feather«” are not patented or copyrighted but are written exclus­ ively for the Vernonia Eagla. Any ed­ itor using the scissors on them will please give ua credit) Sheeley of the local chamber, to make a canvass of the busi­ NOTICE or SCHOOL ELECTION TO INCREASE TAX MORE THAN ■LX ness men and merchants of Ver PER CENT OVER THAT OF THE nonia i order to determine if PREVIOUS TEAR. there was any material objection to the installation of this service. Notice ia hereby given to the legal The officials suggested that there 1 voters of Union High School District might be some objection by rea­ No. 1, of Columbia County, Oregon, son of the fact that Vernonia 1 that an election will be held in said i district at the High School bnilding purchasers might buy in Port­ on the 29th day of December, 1*20, at land instead of at home. This two o’clock in the afternoon, to vote matter will be taken up formally on the question of increasing tbs am­ at the next regular meeting of ount of tax levy in said district for the Chamber of Commerce, and the year 1*23, by more than six per­ cent over the amount of such levy for any suggestions will be welcorn-1 the year immodisnoly proceeding. ed by the club before final ac­ It is necessary to raise this sddition- tion is taken. al amount by spepial tax for the fol­ lowing reasons: Mise Thelmo Pietyjohn spent the holidays with her parents on Ro”k Creek, returning to Ver­ nonia Sunday, ready for fchoo | again. Inereace in teachers’ salaries *1,800. Gated thia bth day of Doc., 1*23. O. G. WEED Chairm in Board of Directors. MRS. CHARLES MALMSTEN District Clerk. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Faultinat, of Vader, Washing, spent Thanks giving at the Webster residence. Mrs. Wm. A. Smith of Bridal­ vale, Oregon, has been visiting The commandment to ’love thy her sons, Omar, Lester and neighbor as thyself" was written be­ We ton Sheeley. fore cornets were invented. Henry won’t say whether he will run or not, but Hiram shouts aloud "I will. I’ll try it out a few times more, but I’ll never try as oft as Bill.” Mrs Marv L. Ferris of Portland visited at the home of her daught er. Mrs. Minnie Malmsten. for several days. on WOMEN’S APPAREL 10 Per Cent and 20 Per Cent Reductions on All Merchandise Give Onyx Hosiery for Christmas The Missionery Soceity met at In Germany they are doing their Christmas shopping early before the the church on Monday, The la­ dies tacked a quilt to help along mark gets any lower. You can’t make a sow’s ear, but farmer back east boots in his auto with the building fund. a silk purse out of we knew a stingy The Thanksgiving dance was who used ’em for a great success. Mr. Matt Mil­ casings. That policeman who had an eye scratched out in Portland by a woman while arresting her husband, will probably be more gallant next time and take ladies first. ler and daughter, Mrs. Paramore, received the prize for best Waltz- ers. The judges being Miss El­ len A. Enstrom, Mrs. Gussie Cady and a gentleman, name not known. Young ladies, did you ever try Mr. and Mrs. R. R. Shaw en­ combing your hair with an egg beater? tertained the following: Mr. and One advantage of living away out west is that all the popular songs don’t get out this far. Famous last words: “I guess I will have time to take another loop be­ fore I get too close to the ground." Over in Arabia the sheik is the brainy man of the tribe. Over here the sheik seems to get along without brains. The German scientists now have something to compare the size of the atom with. The reason that bloodhounds never get results any more is that all auto­ mobiles smell alike. Edison has 1000 inventions to his credit but we still have to eat grape fruit by hand. The reason a rabbit's hind legs are stronger than his front ones is to bring his tail on a level with his ears like other animals. Judging by the results that some bootleggers get from their brew it looks like they had discovered the long sought for universal solvent. all, get behind the City Council and we will improve and build a PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRIES Gee, I'd hate to set up a bank state­ ------- home city, our home, where new­ i * ment in Germany. Bet I’d use up all Martineau, the jeweler, sas: comers will delight to locate a- There is nothing the matter with the cyphers in the office. mong us. Oregon except—that entirely too many of us get up the morning at the alarm of a Connecticut clock; button a pair In a recent conférer cc between of Ohio suspends to Chicago trous­ put on a pair fo shoes made in the traffic officials of Portland ers; Boston, wash in a Pittsburg tin basin, Astoiia & Pacific railroad and the using Cincinnati soap and a cotton Vernonia Chamber Of Commerce towel made in New Hampshire; sit it was proposed to run a through down to a Grand Rapids table, eat 1 pancakes made with Minnesota flour. passenger train between Portland and Kansas City bacon fried on a St and Vernonia at approximately Louis stove; buy fruit put up in Cali­ the same time that the mixed fornia, seasoned with Rhode Island trdn now runs. It was pointed spices; put on a hat made in Phil­ adelphia; hitch a Missouri mule fed out this service would permit the on Iowa corn, in a Vermont harness residents and business men of to an Ohio plow, and work like fury Vernonia to go to Portland in all day on an Oregon farm covered the morning, transact their busi­ wtih a Massachusetts mortgage; send our fire insurance money to New ness and return the same day. York, San Francisco, London and Under the present arrangemert, Shanghai; and at night crawl under two nights and a day must be I a New Jersey blanket and be kept by a howling dog—the only spent in order to allow the nec­ I j awake home product on the place—wonder­ essary time in the city. The of­ ing all the while why ready money ficials asked secretary* Lester I isn’t more plentiful in Oregon. Real Savings Plucked by John D. Burt. We suppose limericks arc plumb out of date, but we just can’t help writing one once in awhile. Fer in­ stance : There once was a man in Tacoma Who took home a funny aroma, His wife took a whiff. Then she hit him a biff That sent the man into a coma. We don’t like to print this one, but if we don’t send a papei to Seattle we might get by all right: There once were two bums in Seattle Got into a terrible battle; They both were so full And they spilled so much bull That the cops locks them up with the cattle. Maud suggested this one: There once was a sporty young mule Kicked a dynamite keg quite cule Then his boss with a rake Picked him up with an ake In his heart for such a big fule. If any of our readers can suggest a rhyme for "Vernonia” we will write one about it. Or better still, we will give a prize of a celluloid lamp chim­ ney for the best one submitted in that line. Come on, readers. We would advise auto drivers to stay sober when coming into town via the St. Helens road after dark. We came in over that road the other night and the driver left the road at that bad curve below town, but the fog was so thick that we did not sink before we hit the road again. Of course the driver was sober, but that is a wicked curve, as they say in baseball lingo. When I get on the town board I will have an illuminated skull and cross bones sign put up at the curve or else hire a man to shovel the fog off the road. One of Tommy's examination ques­ tions was: "How many gills to a pint?” Tommy didn't know what kind of a fish a pint was but he guessed it had as many as any other fish. Mrr. Roy Roycroff and daughter of the Oregonian staff of Port­ land, Mr. and Mrs. James Sum­ mer and daughter, Virginia, Mr. and Mrs. Mike Miller and son, Mr. and Mrs. Dan Allman and daughter, Laura Ross, Clifford Summer, Dr. Mary Cole, Mr. and Mrs Wm. Savage and son of Portland. After an enjoyable dinner Five Hundred was played Goar’s Style Shop Majestic Theatre Building QUALITY MEATS Butter, Milk, Cheese and Eggs Modern Market Co. In the F’rinjfle EluilclinK« MRS. STRATTON PASSES AWAY Mrs, S. a . Stratton, mother ol Mrs. Paul Robinson, passed a way last Monday evening. Dec. 3 at the home of her daughter in Vernonia. “Grandma” was 81 years old and was in the best of health, apparently, for one her age. Mr. and Mrs. Robinson had gone to Portland that day, leav Ing grandma in the best of spir- ite and unailing. The end cam" suddenly while she was sitting in her rocking chair humming a tune. Mrs Stratton was born in Ohio moving to West Point, Iowa where she lived with her hus­ band for many years, and where the children were all born. The children now living are Herbert Stratton of Portland, Walter Stratton of Los Angeles and Mrs. Robinson of Vernonia. The fun­ eral and burial took place at Banks, her former ome, Wed­ nesday morning. Mrs. Stratton was a life long member of the Friends Church. Mr. and Mrs. Robinson were notified in Port­ land by the boys at home and they came back in an auto with Mr. Stratton. The sudden part­ ing was a ha*d blow to the rela­ tives and Grandma’s kindness and her patience and loving ways will be greatly missed. Appro priate services were conducted at the grave. Boy Scouts We hear that an organization o' the B" v Scouts is being organ­ ized in Vernonia. It is a splendid thing for ener­ getic young men or hoys, and we hope for it’s success. Better get in, boys. , Notice of School Meeting. Notice is hereby given to the legal voter« of Union High School District No. 1 of Columbia County, State of Oregon, that a «chool meeting of «aid district will be held at the High School Building on the 29th day of December, 1923, at two o’clock in the afternoon« for the purpose of voting on the prop- Corner of Bridge and Second Streets Be sure and attend the Bazaar and Dinner at the Grange Hall Friday, Dec. 7th, given by the ladies of the Evangelical Church osition of levying a special district tax. The total amount of money needed by said school district during the fiscal year beginning on July 1, 1923, Io June 30, 1924, ia estimated in the fol­ lowing budget ami include« the am­ ount« received from the county «chool fund, state school fund, elementary •chool fund, special tax, and all other moneys of the district. BUDGET Personal Service ,5.780.00 Materia) and Supplies 2.666.00 Redemption of Bond« 2,5OO.Oo Interest on Bonds 1.360.00 Transportation of Pupils 1,600.00 Insurance 26.00 MieeeilaneoiiR 300.00 Total 114,120 00 ESTIMATED RECEIPTS Share of County High School Tuition Fund $ 800.00 Unexpended Balance ' 275.00 District Tax levy 13.645.00 Total Total for Tolal not *14,120.00 RECAPITULATION estimated expenses the Year *14,120.00 Eatimated Receipts Including Tax 675.00 Balance Amount t/tBbaia- *' ed hy District *18,575.00 Dated thia 5th day of Dec., 1923. O G. We ED Chairman Board of Director«. MRS. CHAS. MALMSTEN, District Clerk.