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The Upper Nehalem Valley
now has a fine newspaper, the
first exchange copy coming into
thia office thia past week. We
feel certain that Editor Paul
Robinson through the column
of the Vernonia Eagle will estab
lish for the new $1.250.000 mill
site city early recognition as
being the liveliest and moat
thriving city in the state. Cer
tainly we welcome this our lat
est exchange from the hub of
the Nehalem Valley—Hubbard
Enterprise.
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We furnish the regular parch
ment butler wrappers and use
the butter wrapper inh required
by law. Let the Eagle print your
butter wrappera. $1.50 per. 100
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The Vernonia Crange will
have a booth and serve lunch
Sept 9, on the corner lot east
of Hall’s store.
Mr. and Mra. Omar Sheeley enter
tained at dinner Sunday the following
Mrs. L. A. Rogera Mr. ard Mra. Nel
son Rogers, ¿.ae Rogera and the Mias,
ea Gertude and Lester Weed.
Mr and Mrs B F. Rogers left for
Monmouth Sunday morning in Robert
bword'a car Mra Rogera will remain
there for sometime, visiting her par
ents, Mr and Mrs Thomas, and her
many frienda.
If all of us got what we think
we are worth the mints would
have to double production to pay
for us.
Can’t we in ert regular
directory notice of your
meeting nights and offic-ir
in the Eagle each week, so
as visit«,s and new comers
may know your meeting
night and that you are in ex-
ielanwe? DoLt coal much
How about printing v..u
some lodge stationery too?
Let the Vernonia Eagle print
yo i some
Statements, Bill Heads,
Letter Heads, Envelopes,
Business Cards. Menu Cards.
Hand Bills, lickets,
Programs, School Reports,
Window Cards, Ect. Etc.
We can print anything.
we have buyers for town lota, houses
and buildings. If you have any to sell
let us dispose of them for you.
Vernonia Realty co. in Eagle Offide
J. B. Esfort has returned to
Vernonia from Portland. He
Burden ae a General Thins Was Not says Vernonia is good enough
Too Heavy, but the Load Wae
for him.
Wanted in Vernonia NOW
WHY PEOPLE “BREAK DOWN1
Put on Wrong Place.
People are breaking down in health
all the time. And as the huslneae man,
the housewife and the student fall by
the roadside the public dolefully ex
claims: “The load wua too heavy!”
Aa a matter of fact people break
down, not becauae the lond they are
carrying la too great, for In nine caeee
out of ten they could entry more than
they are naked to, but beenuse they
don't know how to get the lond on.
Dr. Joel K. Ooldthwalt writes In the
Designer. They put the pack on tn
the wrong place and then the human
machine la used In auch a way that
a great deal of their energy la re
quired to overcome what would
mechanically be called friction.
When the nation's young men and
women have been taught to use their
bodies correctly and are standing up
straight many of the problems facing
the country today will have been
solved. There will be fewer instances
of break-down tn the mill and the
office and the borne. People will carry
their loads easily. The development
of their bodies will make It possible
for them to know the fullest joy that
Ilfs can give.
Tha Hated Profiteer.
“Everybody hatea a profiteer,” aatd
Secretary Hoover at a Washington
banquet, “and everybody knowa where
the profiteer will go to when he dies.
"A millionaire profiteer was carried
off by Indlgeatlon, and hta employeea
attended the funeral In a body. By
the terms of the will the profiteer waa
burled In a arrange manner. He wore
hla newest frock coat, hla largest dia
mond ring and hla costlleat platinum
watch.
Furthermore his best cane
waa burled with him, and in hla mouth
waa hla neweat aet of teeth, the aet
with the gold plates.
“'I understand all thia business,'
said one of the dead proflteer'a em
ployeea. It's for show. But I can't
understand about the false teeth.
What's the sense of It?’
“ 'The sense of it,’ said another em
ployee. ‘Is easy to see. How would the
boss fee! when he got to the weepin'
and wailin' and gnushln* shop If ha
hadn't a fine aet of teeth?'"
Haughty Stars Cowad Leopard.
A planter In Tanganyika Territory,
South Africa, walking along a foot
path, fell Into a big game pit In which
a leopurd had been trapped. Neither
the beast nor the man could get out
again, so the planter wus "up against
It,” but remembering what he had
heard of the power of tlie human eye,
he fixed the leopard with a haughty
stare.
“By this means and by making
strange noises, I kept the animal at
bay until a friend appeared and shot
It,” he said.
Others who heard of the affair, and
who know tlie planter very well, point
out that he Is a lean and slender man.
not likely to attract a leopard unless
the latter was Indeed hungry to a
desperate point.
Economy.
I.onglocks had just received a check
for $10 for one of his poems.
"Now, dearie,” said hla wife, “let'a
deposit that check In the savings ac
count and liaagine we haven't got it."
"When- will I deposit this hill for
the new list you got last week und
Imagine I haven't got ltt'—From
Judge.
DR. G. F. VIA
Physiolan and Surgeon
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Contractor and Builder
Ready to figure on any job.
See me before letting your build
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Vernonia,
A Laundry.
A Jeweler.
A Bath House.
An Apartment House.
A Hospital.
Chair and Furniture Factory.
Auto Agency.
Manufacturers.
Marble and Granite Dealer.
Mattress Factory.
Millinery.
Photographer,
Music House.
Plumber.
Tailor.
The Vernonia Hazelwood has
engaged an experienced drink
mixer to 3erve the cold sundaes
on Celebration Day.
Vernonia* must have at
leas-. 100
more honaea;
cottages for new coming peo
ple to live in. The demand
is hero ; any builder doubts
the demand, we vill rent or
sell the houses for him before
he starts buJd'ng.
Mr and Mrs Heverling and family
were Sunday viaitora at the borne of
Mr and Mrs A. L. Parker.
A REA1 BUY.
50 acre farm, half creek
bottom 22 a in cultivation,
45 can be; creek through place
& milea from Vernonia. $2500
with terms. $3000 for place
with stock and impldTunts.
Vernonia Realty Co.
9 lots for sale of fine gar«
dan land rich sandy soil in
tho north edge of town of
Every man should carry his
Vernonia
and on the north
business card-Let the Eagle print
sideof tiie Rock Cr?ek road-«
you some cards.
Wilburn Hall Vernoni*. 3c
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The New Railroad into Vernonia
and the Eastern Lumber Company’s Entering Oregon.
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Vei nonia is in Columbia County.
Columbia County Invites You.
10,000 People Invited to Help Us Celebrate
this, the Most Romantic and Picturesque Spot in all Oregon, on
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Physicians and Surgeons
Phone 022.
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Come bv Automobile or bv Rail, but Come!
Vernonia is Entering a New Era and the Fastest Growing Town in the State.
Room and an Ooportunity Here for Every Enterprise and Industry.
New
New
New
Buildings,
WE NEED YOU
Should you be reading this, won’t you take it as a
special invitation to become a regular reader of the Ver
nonia Eagle? We want news items from all surrounding
communities We want a correspondent in each direction.
We are going to make the paper worth while, and assure
you of your money’s worth. Won’t you read regularly the
Varnoaia paper? It will be alive all the time. Let us
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aud we will certainly appreciate it f you fill out and mail
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State Club Members, Local City and County Officials, Governor
Olcott, Mayor Baker of Portland, and Others.
Excursion Trains Leave Portland at
a III
A. M.
Grand Street Carnival
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