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TIM.AMOOK HF.KAT.D, TILLAMOOK, OftKOON, MAItHtT 2, 1022,
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rin ifllM'tiirtpry '""J ! ItM of mnrWtw oik.
ImvfliMt A VVptflfhn mitfh ituit wr.14 anything,
,s mk flrfWtfiua i;rr iron -antlntfa itn mihI-jIuh! eUm,
wt'l ttt m ihh If iiewttMy. am ta UmkIi wttii
"m: ' wuu 1mkicij"-ouu motto.
Stcsnbach IronWorks
HUTU I'llOSKK
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My Hiel'nh ( e u rle r
KM! Rats
SCIENniuCALLY
With Aoa Rat Virus
A.oa hi a virtm of a disease peculiar to nits
und'mlee and in a majority of acnw, inocul
ating will produce thin disease and conse
quently destroy the peatft.
Thin now eientific cxpermintor has no ef
fe ft on poulUy, eat, dutfs homes, aheep,
cattle or rabbit o can be iwed with safety
In tho home and on the farm.
Hailing mtn is a ltwiug businss, so why not
exterminate them?
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DRUG STORE.
Tillnmook Oregon
MILK
Wc Sell Mtlk Just As It Comrs From
The Cow. It Is On Ice For Your
Benefit. It C mcs From Dr. Sharp's
Hrd and Wd! Teat Better Than 4
Per Cent All The Time.
Fine For The Babies
THE LOUVRE RESTAURANT
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MILKING MACHINE
dare!
The Recognized Standard
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f ISA H J. V avt.ry field of etulen vor
lms ita rccOL'llised sttur.liml -
one iinimtfticturer'H 200N tlmt
uhvnys loom ip first in your tniiul
when ii product of its nature is
mentioned,
It'H Into of cninentR, pinuos, locks,
crackers, spcudoiuotorH, wnichcs
and n hunt of other products.
And it'B trnc of Milkinjr'Mwhiiies.
VMt tlio homos of prise winning stock
o( till breeds, ko to tliodnlry farms whose
clilot nDji-ct U t'lo production l liuise
mmutltlc t milk or k t" .'je
limner wtio hnsoulyn limited miiuliu ot
idwijcvciywlitiioyoii'llllmltliftlnnilmit.
Iiik' mllliltiK: machliiu ti bo tlio lvmire.
Cmuplctu luforinntlon trom us will
pliico you under nu oUHRntlon. -"mo
lit to ik-o u or k u to coiuq out eo
yuii ut unci).
BURCKARD
TILLAMOOK
Hvl u, OimKl Not bnil wwUbr l
lnt nut m hml ut nther ,a,
ti.thutn t Hi otllr liwnlir, tiie ht
. .. .nutre. ItniU on lHt ctat u4tm
Ii.it-ii'k
lUWlti llreniwr, tnnt:un tnkr l
Iauhi, nmi rlwinitiwn ftilionnun f tlio
Comiwrul iirtmiiw Ik up nenniai
IL Mm llrimer nml I'ny, tit drtugntor
w Ron. Titoy'ro off to JUkor wlitfu
It tow mono ntkl bluwa utnitr irnd
JWrftw U iww ehlof eiV. md1 UjHJ
wnJr for )dmnf nnd Iuj: Dlnty. M
Uu In wwii eooklnK, hut tlm dK
4t-o.t- Hut tlwn U immo fUh-
HfW; tht iMwt In thu wtio o bulhUftK
II simoat macbt n ilrnJy last wV
W'rtglMH Si llx ami II wu. lit
iMKtkoit dim Imt he pot nway Imt w
y h it kchmI ItwW at hlra Jittt
h ww jnmpiut; th fll. Aaked
hm h knw how mudi he weixh1! if
ht dhln't rUh him, Bd. ropllmi: "why
art w Oui ?iKi on hla buck'
AUIuM)i;h th Or.wt Moral Wkly
dMlL nwnlvp n liu'lcthi, nevertheluan
urn nolka thnt diatrSct atlornry Tom
OojrtM I ' arirnnd n train nboat n
rhiMMM' B rvor. Now JuiIk Jtniiltrjr
la irk Imii wit lt)'t nutlrc nny bulletin
"jwt w uot to prtMi" wiminK from
hl hwhWc. "Oh, Alio a't w tot
fun?"
Ii.il.n.li
lllll An4onnn. who pli l.tVotball
for Frtr-h'a hlh arhool hidli orff
ani a while I n ur aUmdy harmf -tor
m to ih oulcomo of n'l iram
p'nyl. If thy win 11(11 romi wh or
in' and hollerln' down Ui atreet ala
Prhdlrton; if tiny mt Hill ainik
into ihn fiotuc vin tlio Imck way, gon
U bod and kcU up In the morning
looklnc if n of hl lirotlirra hari
boti dtoappolntcd in lo'n.
Ixn.n.k
Whii W think of it how irnn
ralvoa dkl yi fiml out in the harr
UiU Mioftilni,'? 'The Cnlf Kdit4.r" it
urn n buty puy thip days- Rvcry
tlm on of ihe hollo irirl tickles out
phone b!l he Jump KaUoy-wuaU fo:
I Ik o ac not some fnrmr I tolllnc hitn
about on If hii neluhlmn' "bift dny "
lie' rt o h tun hear calves bnwl
iK in hl lep and wouldn't be n bit
urpri4 "uc Inorntnp to wake up
and fW oW Tabby Oxl nursinjr n ?ei
n( twin Jorcyi, he' in thnt frame o'
mind.
b.ii-n.k
Wo Iwve 'X to you nnntr. ln't i
the bunk u i forcol tt l(toknt 0t
aiiant liand-low c'ock on John A
ehW nandntone ctl rtwhi!
T llamon'; -owwty ourthouio?
b-n-n-k
". :'t it the bunk to treat a
tei'ly u "J ami jicrNlconb'e "tmffi
cop" with the fnntonnJt ni expro1
by Tillanook motorit. Thiw "trnf.
fk copa" atiitioned nt every truet
iutreetion, prtwent n battered on
aiipearnnce m did tlio Hun unity on
Uielr InHt offoiwivo. Some, nro head
le. Home bent nnd twisted, othern
knex-ked off their perch, etc., etc,
tnet committee plcnav notice,
b-u-n-k
And while wore nt it we think Sen
Stnnfleld the hunk too, to think of n
iruy repreientinj: un in WnshinnUm n
I'ntted State Senator fioni Oregon
nnd .he nt the same time transferring
i s hujlne. interoats to IDAHO,
ns witness this item in tast weeks
News-Heporter:
The It. N. StanfePd company con
trol six sheep corporations, nil oper
ntinc in Idnho, nnd having n combin
ed capital of ?'J,300,000.
b-u-n-k
The political pot will soon bo
aimmerinsr. Won't R-U-N-K have n
whulo of it time then? They're flrin'
up now. We hnve Henn and n Ha l
and n I.ee, and a LowoU and maybe
old Hen himself running Tor governor,
but thnnk goodness we won't be pest,
ered with n linker.
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HI TILLAMOOK MBm-.
SLATSDIARY
Krldny--num lieoplo gives funny
nnnvers t hen you ast hint itow they
are n feel'tt'r. Today pa & nto went
' n O'o f & ln Rt'en " 'o frond of
liisnen fted How nro you getting tt
long olo top. Olo Top replyed in nn.
Hwcr thnt ho was nil rito hit sod ho
was getting plonty of nenr boor so
ho had no kick coming.
Sat. I goss I have bon n wirUing
to hard. I got on the skitlea today ft
only wndo seventy 0 with my sleoves
rolled up. Just when it gets nico
wether to play & fish etc. garden is
getting reddy to begin so they Is not
till
Sundny inrs. Kills foiled to mn &
ast hor to cum & Join up to it ntln
hunitry society they nro orgnnslng
'ut nut sed they was to menny "gos
sips goos to It. Mrs. Kills setl to her
Thitta nil rlto they is nil nys room
for 1 roro. i Ki mn got soro.
Mond)--nuv g,ota nwfyi porvokejl
jut pit stim Vlniei. Ho thinks ho knows
Iprltty nenr ovr'ythlng. nut snyft if yoi'
wood ketch him n looking into tho
dictionary ho wood aware lie was a
hunting miitakM,
OEM
THEATRE
SUNDAY-MONDAY MARCH 5-6
"Get-Rick-Quick-WallingforcT
Taken from .-ome of the famous Wallingford
stories and the groat tage hit by George M. Co
han. I'OS-I-TiVK-LY guaranteed an the gosh-all-dernd
:1 erookedet yarn that ever tickled
the rib of the World ! The scenes lie in Boob
ville Pennyltucky. Come and .ee what he did
to Battle btitg (Roobville) ! Eveiy foot of film a
rollicking roar of laughter and fun.
Two NighU Only Sunday and Monday.
"THE KNOCKOUT" Mult & Jeff Comedy
Cartoon
TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY MARCH 7-8
"A Sailor Made Man
9
Featuring HAROLD LLOYD in the greatest four
reel cometlj he, has ever made. See Lloyd lead
tne life of a Gob. Sail the merry waves of
laughter wiih Uu grand hip of fun! "A Sailor
Made Man" is for land lubbers who love to
laugh For sea dogs who can't resist the roars
of the ocean.
"THE HONOR OF RAMERIZ" A western fea
ture starring Tom Santschi, Bessie Love and
Ruth Stoiu-nouse.
(Note: This is the fame program that played
at the new Blue Mouse Theatre in Portland at
advanced prices) our prices will be
Adults 25c Children 15c.
THURSDAY-FRIDAY MARCH 9-10
Mr. and Mrs. Carter DcHavcn In
"My Lady Friends"
Bring your lady friend- to see "My Lady
Friends". Gloom for hu. bands; brickbatu for
bachelors; hints for wives; "I-Told-You-So's.for
spinsters; danger signal- for gold-diggers; and
fond memories for divorcees. "My Lady Friends
is a better comedy than waj either "Twin Beds"
for "The Girl in the Taxi" You'd better mark
your engagement book for this one! "The Jail
bird" Pollard Comedy, too.
SATURDAY MARCH 11
'Maid of the West"
Featuring EILEEN PERCY A story of love and
adventure on a western ranch, romping ranch
life, cow boys, horses and a girl who wa's capable
of choosing the man she wanted to many.
"HAPPY PEST'Two reel Fox Sunshine comedy
Toesdaj I nearly got tr.y hoc
nocked off today. Pug St-'vc.-t el
that if it wnsnont for ihe fooliah peo
ple in the world it woodont be wtrth
livelng in tho world. He sod when all
;ho fools is gone ho dont want to be
nure. I Bed Never you worry you
won't. Sunt folks is to hot tempered
get ntftd to easy.
Wrdnroda my cuisen Clarence
hits got tt sweetheart witch ho is in
ovo with her. pn any about the only
a ay to euro ho & her is to let them
go on nhed and got marryed to 1
another.
Thursday nt n basket soshul to
ito. Jake hot 15c wirth of enko so I
bot l! bits wirth of pcanuis. Not to
how how mutch 1 like peanuts but
how little 1 cared for 2 bits.
JANTE'S INFERNO
OUTDONE IN ARMENIA
.Vails of Starving Children As
sail tho Ears of Relief
Workers at Erivan.
yet Utey aro dying "on all cor'nSrs of
lho city. Iat Sunday wo went out
'. on horseback to see how things were
; beyond the town; we passed a dead
, borso by the side ot the road, ard
three wretched human beings were
altting belde it. taking the flesh otl
with their hands It wa a most re
pukstve sight.
"AH day ling you can hear tho
Krosrs and wails of little children out
smde our builtlliiR In hopes w can nnd
will pick them up. It the sun shines
for a little whlie they ouiot down, and
then when it rains they begin again
One day the rain turned Into snow
and It was awful to listen to them.
The note of ter-or thnt came Into the
' genera! wail was distinctly perceptible,
although my roosi was upstairs and
the window was closed. They ' well
- know what a single night out In the
: snow would mean to them. We are
1 picking them tip as fast as possible,
i "You can see by my report how
1 many more patients we have than beds,
snd the same holds good in the orph
aniges. There Is no use crowding them
In so that they will all die."
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CORD TDSES-"-
aWWaWWaKlViatfB:Ig lSS3nnKtlKtKKKtttiiik
Pennsylvania IBSSSI
!"Know them
by the Jet
BlackTread!
The traclc progression of famine
conditions in Armenia Is strlKlugl)
liotMt lu tho persi'iml :erorts broucht
ack by Suto l. .rector J J. Hand
uKer the Near Knst Relief when hu
. islt-'il that secl't.u last August, and
it the lettu.s tlut havo been received
tt intervals since.
"WIkii I mis thoro In tho Into sum
nor," said Mr. llaiidsnkor, "Tho con
i.itoiis were truly appalling, despite
ho fact that tlio orphunnr.es were (til
t to their utmost capacity and eviry
lung possible was being done. I my
self solcuted tt littlo naked girl with
nineteen others from among hundreds
of starving children to fill the oul
,iosslblu vacancies In lho orpliniiugo ut
ICrlvnn nt that time. However, the
wouthor was warm, und tho refugees
could manage In somo wuy to keep
allvo. Heporls front Krlvan in late
Scptomber told of tho coming of the
cold wouthor, and how tho roserves
wore drawn upon for tho openlnt ot
additional soup-kitchens. Starving
men women and children from all sec
lions were flocking desperately to tho
Near East Rollot stations in tho hopa
of Betting work, foud nnd clothing.
Two months Inter, under date of Nov,
JO, wo have news of tho frightful situ,
.itlon that followed. This news cauio
to Ur, Kstlier l.ovejoy. of Portland,
Oregon, who Is national cbalrumu ot
tho American Woman's Hospitals,
from Dr. Mabel ICUIott. in chsrgo ot
tho American Wonieu's Hospitals in
tho Nenr Knst section. This organ
ization is co oporatlng with tho N r
Kast Heller, and Is handling the n. il
icnl work of tho latter ut Krlan, lie.
low Ih nu excerpt from Dr. Mabel
Klllotfa loiter to Dr. I.ovojoys
l"I cniiitot hcgltt to tell you, doctor,
of tho tnlsory horo In spite- of tlio onor
nioiiH nutouut of, work' bolii'tr ilona.'
Since I have been here 852 la tho low.
est number ot cases wo huva had, lu.
our ligyrlli118 nt, any one time, and
Sugar an Emotional Food.
Nations which eat the most sugar
are the mot t-moilonal. In the opin
ion of n medlciU correspondent. He
Miys Unit the emotionalism of the
I.ntlns nnd other pe-ip'es of the tem
perate rone, nnd of the tropical peo-ilt-.
I due to the large Intake of
tugnr, which hns alway bt-en nvnll-abb-
In abundance. Not only Is sugar
always at hand, but the natives con
sumo large quantities of the tun enne
lu sugar-growing couinrle. This
Inrge coiiMimptlon of sugar, a quickly
netlng fuel, stlinuliites nnd overde
velops the pituitary glund nnd Its
functions. The constutu sttiiuilntlou
of sugary products over centuries of
time has overwrought this Important
organ.
The Mesqulte Forest.
Near the hills the uiesqulte grew
in profusion. Not the scrubby bush
es of the desert but tail tree-llko
growths with gnarled nnd twisted
trunks, so that the grove resembled a
miniature of sonn- mi-lent wood. Few
birds were there !n this forest, but
niilimils were numerous. Coyotes stole
out of sight down its narrow aisles,
Jack rabbits leaped from their forms
on Its borders, nnd v"h small hil
lock was honeycombed with tho bur
rows of tho kangaroo ruts. The only
feathered llfo in sight were clinpar
nil cocks, the slltu grny desert qttull.s
nnd a solitary kit that circled overhead.
Weathar In GuaUmala.
Tho royal palm trees, especially the
vmletlcH bearing corOzo and cohuno
nuts, grow extensively In the coastal
region of Ouatemala, urn) although ns
jet little Industrial use hits been made
of these oll-heuilug nuts, thoy might
become tho source ot tin Important
vegetublo oil industry, uot only be
cuuso of tho great quantity of nuts
In the country, but also because of tho
fact that tho oil contents ot thetiuuto
iiinliiii kernels Ii understood to be U5
per tent, In comparison with 42 per
cent for African uuts, Tho yield of
kernels to 4 the ton -oik-nuts lu-(luale-
WHEN you buy
these remarkably
long-iastingca3ings,you
simply pay a reasonable
price for unusual qual
ity the guaranteed
non-skid effectiveness
of the Vacuum Cup
tread on wet, slippery
pavements costs you
nothing.
You get everything
you can get in a tire
wear-resistance, trouble
freedom, attractive
ness, riding ease, and
thorough satisfaction.
We would be pleased
to have you come in
and inspect them.
AUTO OWNERS NOTICE THE REMARKABLE
MILAGE MADE ON PENNSYLVANIA VACUUM
TIRES
F. W. Christenson, Tillamook Cheese Inspector, over
10,000 miles on a Fabric.
Blaine Hays 11,000 miles on a Maxwell car.
J. M. Maddox, Rockaway stage line Pennsylvania
Cord has worn out two other corda with good
prospects of out wearing the third. -
Come m and examine this wonuenul tire. It comb mm
than any other Standard make.
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Sold by
Williams & Wjljjaqfc
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