TILLAMOOK HERALD
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In 1922
"TILLAMOOK THE I, AN I) OF CHKEflK, TKKBH AND OCEAN HKEEZE"
Vol. XXVI
TILLAMOOK, OREGON, FEBRUARY 23, 1922
No. 27
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H. S, TEAM ACCLAIMED HEROES
TESTERS HAVE BIG YEAR; MEMBERS JUBILANT
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WIDK HONORS
Write () name In big black
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STARK
TONK
CAHHIRL
WHITE
MATHEWS
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
KHENCH
'or uly thry are atlalmed athletic
fctwjurrofii and hrre beyond ph
fIml possible doubt.
Thft yuth all of them yet In
thdr ! ontllut the person! nf
th playing ami coaching tfnirth of
TtUmwtk' hifl wkool bkrtbtl
Um- n alhietk organisation uch
the county km never yet boasted,
snd th-y return from a succful
invs.lon of the Wlllnmeit Vallry
whr thry mtt and (fefeated three of
thr iirongrat organisation of the
Orrcnn bleb school athletic league.
Ami tl.i. U not all.
The j n t only won all thrt game
pbypd on three ca.lve days
but thry won EIGHT STRAIGHT
K'ntrf, nd thli after a moat dlsatroui
Mon itrt In which they lost thr
ii-rftjiive contents.
Tht tram the prM of the coun-
ty ii ilrtlrou of eliminating all com.
Tuition In the Eight Wrtrkt, consist
ing nf Tillamook, Yamhill and Wa.h.
Inctlon counties and thereby winn
ing thi rltrht to contest for Uti
Unun at the elimination contest to
br stag) ,t Willamette Unlveralty,
Kulem, t the end of the season.
Cloverdale, Kewberg and Dayton
rtcfrtcd thli team h) th early part
"f th0 sraion.. The acore ha more
tbn been evens) up with the latter
to teamt, Tillamook administering
lound thrashing to them by over
whelming Korea In return games, and
they naerrly await an opportunity to
try their hand at pollahinff off Clover
!!. a team by the way, which It
urly a worthy foe.
To the Individual slavers the city
nl high achool awes more than a
"tn of thanks; to th0 coach, whose
Ingenuity and faithfulness haa
brought about thla "Wonder team"
tb players and cltlunt owe a world
of thanks and one way of expressing
It bo to atUnd the big gm0 with
Wft Linn on the heme floor Satur
day ntffht.
The whft'e-bearted sunnort of the
hlh school faculty and atudent body
has been thrown to the team In a gen
rou measure. It la now up to the
ItUenry to band thenuelves and do
llkflwl.. Suport from the "aldo-llnea"
means much in an athlete eatitett.
Prom an advertlelnc itandpolnt this
tram la of inaatiMahla valna to the
'ommunlty and achool. From a moral
Umlpolnt th team ti an naat not
to bo aneered at for wherevor thU
"qud haa apepared they have won
tbe crowdi over to them by their clean
Ka-rcMlve playing and their gent'e
'nanly demMMr. ,Cleaner aporta"
biiva long been argued. We have n
cloan-cut baiketbnll Mam of champion
JH i?1lbre. Let'a arlie to the ocaa-
Jfd t a i a in m li..
anu back mem wun every xacuuy
in our poMMilon.
And now, unfeaa we forget, we want
t Inform you that the detalla of thr
Knnte wll be found on the Sportinc
Pdge, a department that The Hornld
I" Particularly proud of. The HernldV
port page, an kHMveatlon amongj
EDDIK IS MARY'S UNCLK
ELKS INITIATE
BIG GLASS OF,
MEMBERS
OKKGON'H "BABY LODGE" IS
BUKELY OUT-GROWING
ITS "CREEPERS."
PRETTY OREGON BRIDE
MOTHERS 2000 ORPHANS
BI6 TIME S1TURDAY NIGHT
LIVE BUNCH MeMINNVILLE
BILLS II EKE: FEED
ENJOYED
On Saturday night the Elki of thU
-ity initiated tffi candidaU-i into the
'nytterie of that order.
The det'rec team of tho MeMinn
dlc lodtfe accompanied by several
other were present and assisted in
puitint: on th work in a very impres-
live style.
partaken of after which there were
srvernl fine upeechea W. J Lilejuiat
and H. L. Toney of McMinnville re
sponding. There were several good
short talk from local people.
Ta have an unclo bo l famout for other than the devil-may-care Eddie
hi. daring acrobatics and ruling ak.ll, !VI, T""n plclUr? "J i-
I nclo Wdie has tnucht Miss Mary
I. tho good fortune of winsome Mary n(imereu, IlunU nml fcftU of tUrlnp
Wynn, scrwn protrce of Prolur J. , n( wj,iej, have stood the potential
L. Frothingbam Mary's utrlo u no si r in d stead at various timso.
Extra!! Sheriff Aschim Pinched!
At Witt NvmWt ol Ulbrr TilUmoolcfi j
And Gets Ride in "Black Maria"
m,rlff John Aschim nnJ fourteen hnncors on at Third and Oak; but, in.
prominent citiscns of Tillamook Conn- Ulead, the p'oaannt tturroundlUK's of tha
, members of th Odd Follow de-1 Imperial hotel, thoir domicile for the
v team who Journeyed t IVrtland j nlht 'twns realirod that this was but
last Thursday, wor' indignantly (?) one of tho "neighborly ways" of mak-
Slats to Publish His
Diary in The Herald
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A Unique Contest for
Tillanoth Dairymen I
treatinl by Portland nlicomcn and the
ihcriff subjtvtl to a Mdoio of his own
nrniblne" while they wore in the
state's metropolis Inst week.
The objects of thesn Indlgnatio had
been raising tho very Cain n tho lodgo
rooms of Star Lodgo No. 219 out ot
Kllllngsworth anil A'blna Avonuea,
nnd were'sorrowfully exprcssinir tln-ir
regrcU at having to sojourn in the
wee sma' hours when n clany-ety
clang, rlnng was heard and In ruhcd
dosen or more stalwart minions of
tho lawbllllP lubs and all. Aschim
wa first taken Into custody and bund
led unceremoniously Into a big black
Maria that was ba-ked up to tho curb.
Then amid tho morry haw haws of n
congregated throng a dozen or more
prominent cltlons from tho chenxo
town were throw Into the "carriavro"
and driven toward the heart of tho
metropolis. Th0 lrivor arriving at his
destination backed up to a big stone
bui'dlng and tho husky attendants
ntandlng on tho roar, with a resound
Ing whack from tbolr clubs, bellowed
forth: 'Toilcp station, all out you
cheeao mongrels."
Tlowevcr this talo ends pleasantly,
for when tho Tillamook men gained
the outsldo and lookod about thoy
foun: not a tfongrogated J'"1'1'
wusly conceedod a great souive of In
snlratlon to tho Tillamook high whon'
tnam. In that It aided materally In en
lnrirlnv the crowds at tho i:ame tb
iakln tho season, bo fnr, more than
success financially, and has helped
to mnko a name for Tillamook In the
basketball world that will ko down in
history.
IN THE EDITOR'S MAIL
Editor Tho Hurald-Cnn you Inform
mo whore "Tho Menace" Is published?
If no pleaeo publish In your next Is
sue. READER. -
At Aururu, Missouri. However wo
understand that tho paper recently
auffered a tllsatroua flro and Is not
Mat HeelUaed. at pruent.
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Plain Turkey Talk to Tax Payers
ing the sheriff and his fellow citirsns
foul at homo" as oxpressvd by tho
policemen members of the Portland
lodge.
Hut anyway the sheriff was pinched
and driven through tho streets of
Portland in a patrol wagon.
With this Issue Tho Herald be
gins publication of another special
feature that should be a winner
with it's readers.
This feature is "SLAT'S
DIARY." It is genuine boy stuff;
written Just like a boy; full of
everyday comedy and with a
laugh In every line.
SLATS will be a rcgufar con
tributor and should, take every
male reader back to his boy-hood
day and scenes each week. The
children, too, will learn to like
SLATS. This week's diary will
be found in a place of honor on
the editorial page page four.
Turn to it right now.
The modem woman never denies
her age. 9he paints it out. Logan
(Utah) Journal.
Mrs. Ethel Long Newman, Oregon
Agricultural College, 1120, who It now
In charge of a Near Eet Relief or
phanage In Armenia. She mothers her
family of 2.000 little war victim while
her husband runt a 20,000aere farm
which It a part of the conatructlv
work being done In Russian Armenia
by th Near East Relief.
Spring-time is calf-time in Tilla-,
moofc and the county's bovine popula-J
Uon is increasing by leaps and bounds
theie pre-Sprinjr days.
From now until May 1 will bo very
busy days indeed In the farm nur
series, as high as ten and fifteen cal
ves arriving on some of the larger
dairies. Bob Neilson who milks about
thirty cows reported the birth of four
me day last week. Fifteen more are
vhedulod to arive soon on this farm
alone. It is estimated. that over half
of the total number of cows in the
county (which by the way is the larg
est number in any one county In the
United States) will freshen between
now and May 1.
Rising to the spirit of the ocassion
and out of idle curiosty, the Herald
will conduct a unique contest a'ong
thin line. We are desirious of a-vrer-'a-n.ng,
partly for our own benefit
and partly for publicity poses, there
fore we are goinr to award subscrip
tions prir?s as follows:
One year's subscription to The Her
ald to the dairyman reporting the ar
rival of the largest number of calves
m any 2-1-hour period: one year's sub-
m'ption to the dairyman reporting
the arrival of the largest number of
calves for a seven-day period on dair
ies not over 30 cows: and one one
year's subscription to any dairyriin
-cporting the arrival of the most num
ber of twins or triplets between now
and April 1.
reports in person. Telephone reports
should be followed with a written
statement, however. Address all com
munications to "Calf Editor" The Her
ald, Tillamook Oregon.
ASSOCIATION
K. P.' HOLD DISTRICT
CONVENTION HERE
A district convention was held in
Tillamook Monday night b the
Knights of Pythias, Nehalcm lodge
No. 02 mi !ting with Marathon lodge
No. rl. The meeting was given over
to purely business, although an ex
temperaneous program was carried
out, followed by a delightful light
lunch. The meeting was fruitful and
of much interest
PAYS $500 FOR "WAY
DOWN EAST" PICTURES
Rodney Farley who is attending
school here left Saturday morning
for Barvicw to spent the week end at
his home.
"Way Down East" one of the great
est films of the age, played at the
'em threo days last week to a very
small audiences. Saturday's matinee
was well patronized, however.
"Few people realize what it costs
to bring a picturo like that here,"
said Mr. Partridge to a Herald man
Monday. MWe paid $500 for the rights
hero for three days and spent about
JS5.00 in advertising it," continued the
theatre owner.
Next week's program at the Gem
is a really meritorious bill. We sug
gest that you look up the Gem ad
right now.
The politicians say the people are' to blame for high
taxes and they voted them themselves. If that is a
fact they can "unvote" them.
U it reasonable that the people should have voluntar
ily increased the state taxes 521 per cent in ten years when
population only increased 16 per cent and assesed valua
tions only twenty-three per cent?
Is it reasonable that from 1919 to 1922 the people
should have voluntarily increased their total state tax from
$8,021,402 to $9,376,280, and be asked to continue all
political overhead at war levels?
Is it reasonable that the legislature should spend
(waste would be a better word,) $43,331 on clerks for a
forty-day session, over $1000 a day?
Why -should the legislature keep up this pernicious
demoralization of young people when experts could be
secured to do the work for $7000.
Why waste money paying five to ten dollars a day
and overtime for incompetent people as legislative clerks
when it can be done right for less.
When the farmers are taking a deflation of fifty per
cent, and the wages of labor and the profits of business
are cut in two why not reduce?
When the covt of living has ocme down from thirty
to forty per cont why not reduce the overhead cast of pub
lic service at least 25 per cent?
When tho state of Washington has abolished 72
boards and commissions and effected a saving of $2,609,
000 why retain them all in Oregon?
Washington has consolidated all boards and com
mfo dons under ten heads appointed by the Governor and
responsible to the people; Why not do it? , ,
Idaho hM abolUhed boards and commUteiom and
adopted the cabinet system with seven heads named by
the Governor and responsible to the people.
Why should Oregon retain an obsolete system of tax
levying and money squandering boards and commissions,
all interested in more appropriations?
Why should the city of Portland, the county of Mult
nomah and the Portland school district maintain three
different political machines to manage the affairs of pract
ically the same people?
Why should the City of Portland maintain a Port
Commission and a Docks Commission, with iseparate tax
ing powers and an army of officials.
The special session of the legislature had the im
maculate gall, on top of all other taxes to introduce bills
for five different forms of tax.
The last legislature appropriated $10,000 to create a
commission "to ascertain new sources of revenue," ia ad
dition to all present taxes.
The legislature before spent $20,000 on a commission
to find ways to consolidate board and commissions. They
spent the money and then quit.
The last legislature enacted over four hundred new
laws, many of them raising salaries, creating ne.v offices
raising fees, etc., etc., etc.
Shall those same leaders be rewarded for their tax
boosting labors by being given more power and higher
offices when they promised reductions?
New state institutions are to be fastened upon the
people, and there is a program on the skids to raise of
ficial salaries at leafct $100,000 a year.
It will be up to the people to vote for candidates who
have qualifications recommending them as being able ic
carry out a rttrachmtnt program.
LOCAL TESTING
IS
STATELARGEST
1136 COWS TESTED IN
2000 EXPECTED THIS
YEAR ,
ORGANIZATION HAS. ELECTION
DESPOSITION OF CALVES NETS
MEMBERS GOOD
SUM
On Saturday afternoon the Tilla
mook Cow Testing Association elected
officers for the ensuing year ,and
transacted other business.
E. J. Geinger, Tom Hyder and Paul
Fitzpatrick were elected" trustees and
from these trustees afterwards were
elected the following officers: E. J.
Geinger, President; Tom Hyder, Vice
President; Paul yFitrj'trick, Secy
Treas. After the election there were re
marks by every one present, the un
animous opinion being that the cow
testing idea was a good one and all
seemed to be satisfied with the last
years work which was handled by
Peters and Hall.
Last year there were 43 member
of the association representing 1136
cows. It is thought that there will be
about 2000 cows in the association
this year.
Oregon has 5 associations and tho
Tillamook association is the largest in
the state.
The association, under tho direction
-f Agriculturalist Pine and Mr. Fitz
patrick, has started a movement to
dispose of its calves, which coma from
dami producing 300 and more pounds
of butterfat for the year. Orders
totaling $1000 have been received so
far this season.
MISS DORA SMOCK
GETS "SHEEP SKIN"
Miss Dora Smock of Haltom's haa
just returned from a week's intensive
study at tho "Gossard School of Cor
setry of Portland. She has received
tho Gossard diploma of a graduate
corsetiere.
This diploma is awarded after th'o
successful passing of the most rigid
examinations in all branches of corset
fitting, stock keeping, merchandising
and other important methods pertain-
ng to the modem corset department.
Miss Smock says that modern hygen
w corseiry as originated, developed
."nd perfected in the Gossard Front
Lacing corsets is a blessing to all wo
mankind. She says if moro women
will buy their corsets with a full ap
preciation of theid importance, we will
have a fewer female invalids. To sup
port her statement sho quotes tho well
known mediial authority, Alice S,
Culter, M. D. who says, no one wants
to be ill, and when women realize that
the constant wearing of an ill-fitting
corset helps to keep their hospitals
open, they will insist on being properly
fitted with corsets instead of buying
them hit or miss. Most learned phy
sicians now recognize tho modern cor
set as hygenkally healthful garment
and that one is after the best meant
of providing corrective support for
many bodily ailments.
Style, Miss Smock soya is simply
a correctly poised body induced by a
-orteetly designed and fitted corset.
Eho states that she can give this 11-
luslvoi? barm wirh perfect comfort and
safe gmrded health to every type of
figure.
The women of Tillamook may wcj!
'"em it t privilogo to have tho er
vices or Miss Smock nt their disposal.
Work ia progressing nicely on the
Manhattan-Brighton road, Beach re.
sidents eargerly await the compis-p
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