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About Tillamook herald. (Tillamook, Tillamook County, Or.) 1896-1934 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 12, 1922)
1 1 ' HtMQMWKi t GO TO Martin's for Service Having purchawl the Cove Gro cer' Store, formerly owned by C. M. DnwHon, I Holieit your worthy patronage and offer yon a Hquare deal in exchange. MARTIN'S, CiAKHIALDl, OKK. 1? B -U-N-K By the Onb Reporter Tile Y our Farm IT PAYS Tilamook Clay Works Make a Fine Grade of Tile Sold at Reasonable Prices E. G. KREBS, Prop. I Lake II On Tillamook Heach imuiiHtTittttmmuuut mimmmiiimifl Lytic Hotel Lake Lytic, Oregon. This hotel will minply every moder;i conven ience and comfort. Well heated and lighted rooms, with hot and cold water in each. Attractive lobby where dancing may be indulged in. Sun parlor overlooking ocean. Southern Pacific depot near hotel. Special week end or dinner parties solocited. Reasonable winter rates. For information write or phone Miss Julia M. Parker, Mgr., P. 0. Rockaway, Ore. ttxta Rttmnnmand MPIRE MILKINO MACHINIi IMIo (Jntu:l How' Wick 7 W had n rlwo thnvn Hntunlny Walk,, I n't Honoraole t'i n'i deluxe now-whlto totiMii'nl parlor to K"' our hilttle ncftifl and hirsuto adorn ment ii(iirily eared for and came oul frnlliiK Ilk" a different Mok. Sum ImrlxTd liy rho,c and Mayor by In clination or oul of the klnilnrmi of heart of T Jlnmoofcrr. It he w.ds the Kavel llkn lm flout Ulic the rnror tin Ufa kr.'u hU eouncilinanlac cohort In n flury. V. H. We liked our havn and If wo didn't, we'd nnvcr tH. Vou know fdtur, we Jut can't oo why nil you fellow hie yourevr up to IlrJtlnh Columbia for your vacation when the MoonnhTne o Kood hero. Jhn Jtin or, our competent foreman of tho prr room arid flchtlnc editor f ll hi! a dinner entrapment at Day City lant .Sunday Now wc wonder 'f tui hann't hern turnmairlntr around In our mail and appropriating to It mnelf '(iiim of thou dinner enunKemrnt wc ito lovely referred to In Ui column In our N'rw Ynr' iditlon. WnV John Junior dhl cp off one of our "InVtr out to dinner" we haven't received n j Kh-darnrd nply to our hint. And thn Hots nay ndvcrtliini: pay. Show ui, i Imv-ji show u! I ... Our linotype cherub l on a n,uet. Someone, evidently think Hp that they ver neeklnj Information from an , ntablUhed source, aked her for an understandable definition of love, bhe nay tint know not and ha anked WeMrr and Kncyeopedla, whoever I they are, and they fulled to r.ive her !t imtfactory aniwer, o we. have rte ferth with an answer, Jlere It I ttt-r (Uelf ran never be rrally d'-"e- It ha o many element that render it compe'x but Wo know that it I'xiit and that H li the contest th iik in the world. Have you ever ' im tho un' ray broken Into their Ingredient color when pinp throur.h U Kin nriam Hcautiful? Mot cer talnty. So It I with love. Pan it through tho pram of everyday life and It readiy dlo!vn Into component part. Ttien what do we find? Tat lomv Yc! Self-den'al? Ye! Kind nei? Ye! Humi'ty? Ycl Courteiy? Yei' Good nature? Yet Charity? Yes! Slncority? YesI Wl, then, love Is beautiful. S'ow If any of you girl or married .hirVen -can cue a better atuwer for tho love of Pete kick throuk'h . Wo ofu-n thk that we'd like to take in one of the fiem's show joro of these froty niRht and then maybe wed writ- it up for you p:nnRtera, but Me.t Mrnn and FartrlilKo eom to want to sell (ill of their pasteboards We're not h ntinK. or anythlnt: like ttiat.but confround we do like show especially hov like tho Gem put on. Hero a hopin . WVvo got omo juicy It U N K up our lcevo for next Usue, o watch-out for u. Grnb your copy enrly and cat the IiiukK first. Solonjr, for thl time, keep tho coal bin f iled and don't for Ct to feed tho chlckans. Ht Recognized Siandatd NKARLYovcryfichlofcmlenvor . hast Its rocoKiiiieil statKltml one mmuif acturor'n zooiU thut lwny loom up first In your mind when a product of its nature is mentioned. It's true of csmsrso, pianos, locks, crackers, spoedomnters, watches and a host of other products. And it's true of Milking Machines. Visit tha home of nrlte wlnnlat stock ol all liraadi, s;o lo tfi dairy farms whoo chief object U the production of liug ctuanlltlM o( tyllk or ro to the small farmer who has only a limited number of cows! everywhere you'll find the domluat rnf milking machine to be' the Empire, Complete Information from us will place you under no obligation, Coma u (o see us or ask us to corns out fn see you lit oueo, BURCKARD TILLAMOOK Urtont tott if: Cat Machine Clears Land fer Farm. Among tho new agricultural machin ery I a piHideruus mechanical con struction which move under Ite own power over some rough country and leave It In condition for planting. The operation of clearing land for agricultural purpose l u very hard and tedious operation, but with the aid of tilt new machine tho labor and time expenditure U reduced more tlinn half. The front end pf the ma chine, which move on a caterpillar trend, I equipped with heavy bar with sharpened point which enter the ground alternately and tear root and throw them on u conveyor belt, drop ping them Inside to be dlspoted of later. The rear of the machine Is supplied with a somewhat different device which pulverise the ground and let res It In condition for planting. Under ordinary conditions this ma chtue tins a capacity of three acres a day, Inllohtenlno the Ignerant A law, guttural-voiced woman sat lu un iilxlu "'lit for one, of the Par Iowa pei forniiince at the Manhattan opera huune. She was the type who read nil the captions aloud at the movie. Here her weakness took her lu thu form of Interpreting Uie pan terulnie for the benefit of tho man with her, and those around who could not ascape. "Awl" aha Would exclnlm deeply and caressingly, "Her toeal" Her beat remark, however, was on the occasion of I'avlowa'a Anal scene In "Amartlla,,r where aho Is dancing near thn stone seat In the count's gardeii "low," kho auld, "ahe la Vorahlplng vhere he eat." New York Evening Post. Truly Mathsmaleat Prodlfly. The mathematical prodigy, whose cmo Is reported In the Lancet, was stilo to give the square root of any number running Into four figures, In an average of four secouds, ttnd'tlie cube root of uny number running Into sis flgurca In Mi second. He gare tho cube root of J.V7,II7S (which Is 77A) in 1!) aoconds. Thess feats, and others even more remjirkablo, ba pa formed without resort to wrltlug, as bt we blind f re birth, I 1 "I 1 ' , ".1 GEM THEATRE SUNDAY-MONDAY JANUARY 15-16 Gareth Hughes "The Hnch" We've all heard the expression "I've Got a Hunch" what (Joch it mean? In thi picture "The Hunch" dealn with .stock speculations A bogus murder mystery and amusing incidents occur ing during the time consumed in clearing up the situation. It's a most clever production and will more than please. It's a ont of the ordinary Make it a point to see it! "SHE SIGHED BY THE SEASIDE" A Mack Sennett Bathing Beauty Comedy. TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY JANUARY 17-18 The Silent Call Featuring STRONGHEART, Famom Belgian Police Dog and hero of the late war. "The Silent Call" i.i taken from the Saturdav Evening Post Story "The Cross Pull". "The Siient Call" posi tively the greatest "Dog" picture that has been made. It is the only picture in the hiotory of the "Liberty Theatre" of Portland has ever played a return engagement on And that in lese than 30 days after first run. You don't want to miss it You can't afford to miss it you're going to come and see it on one of these two nights.Come early! FOX NEWS THURSDAY JANUARY 19. Shirley Mason IN Lovetime" The story narrates the experiences of a dainty peasant maid of Savoy, both at home and in that gay Parks. It is a romance as deightful in inci dent as it is in theme. 'THE SON OF TARZAN" EpUodc No. 12 FRIDAY-SATURDAY JANUARY 20-21 CONSTANCE TALMADGE & HARRIS OJM FORD IN & "WEDDING BELLS" She got a husband in half a day, a divorce in half an hour. But when she wanted her husband back, it took a year to find him ! And then he was being married to another girl. A SHRIEKING SKID ON THE PEAL OF "WEDDING BELLS" A REGULAR RIOT OF FUN! ? L 'ONE REEL COMEDY' TWAIN FOND OF BILLIARDS Moflrapher Ha Told Hew Qraat HumorUt Would Wear Out Hie Companions at th Cam. November 80 I Mrk Twain1 birth day. The beloved humorist would hava hern elghty-ftlx. cn that day In KCU. If he had llrrd. lit biographer, Albert UlgrloH- J'nltir, In writing of Murk Ttuln' iuu.moq for playing billiard, a hobby which endured to the luii, comment upou hi great phytlcal endurance and perpetual youth. "1 wi comparatively a young man, aud by no mean an lnvlld," Mr. Paine write, "but many a time far In the night, when I w ready to drop with exhautlon. be wn still as fresh and buoyant and eager for the game as at the moment of beylnolng. lie (rooked and aiuoked continually, and follow! the endless track around the billiard table with the light teji of youth, At three or four o'clock In the morning he would urge Just one more game, and would taunt me for my weari ness. "1 can truthfully testify that never until th last year ot hts life did he willingly lay down the billiard cue, or ahow the least suggestion of fa tlgue. lie played always at high pres sure. Now and then. In period of ad versity, he would fly Into a perfect paeslon with thing In general. But. la the end, It wa a sham battle, and we went on playing a If nothing had happened, only he was-very gentle and sweet, like the sun on the meadow after the storm had passed, by." WITTY EVEN IN DREAMLAND Rsv. Washington Qladdsn Waa Able to Recall Humorous Response He Made During tleea. Many of of have dreamed ef writ ing a poem, delivering a apeech or making a witty remark, that seemed at the tlsse wonderfully brilliant, but tkat, 'recalled on waklug, proved te b either coamoaplace or whotljr mean lag!. That Is not always the case, however, as a story oo.ee told by the Her. Washington Gladden prove. lie dreamed that the old hovse that formerly stood near his church was sttll there, and that old air, Decider, who had been dead many years, still lived in It, Doctor Gladden also knew that his old dog, George, who never failed te bark at the minister when he passed the house, atlll lived. In the dream Doctor Gladden was passing the house when th door opened and the old gentleman came out, followed by George, who, as usual, rushed barking Up to Doctor Qlsddsa. "Now, now, George," said the old man, "you ought not to do that. You know that's a friend of ours j that's poctor CHctMen;" " "Oh I I nave met George before," responded Doctor Gladden in his dream, "In fact George and I' have for soma time had a aow-wow(ng ao qualntance." dwaukea Sentinel, Farms tupply Wild Life Lose, Accordlug to figures supplied by thu Dominion bureau of statistics, losses to the fur Industry of Canada causey -by jk apraad ef cJTUUaUaa la tM Worth art ssore tkan made up j In IteO ther wre &S7 fur farms In Canada, 578 of them foxes, six mink, to raccoon nd one karakule sheep. Th animal on these farm are tslaed at a little less than 95,. 000,000, llver foxes leading. Th lndotry commenced on Prince Edward Uland aud ba worked west Into British Columbia. Hy provinces the farm aro distributed as follow: l'rlnc Kdward Island. 309; Nov Scotia, M; New llrutuwlck, 57; Que bec, SO; Ontario, 42; Manitoba and Saskatchewan, 4; Alberta. 13; llrft tsh Columbia. 11 and Yukon Terri, tory, 14. Kx-fiervlo Men aa Tsacharc ' Intensive training for teaching is given ex-ervlce nin In England at I Hornsey Hle Training college, un- I der the ausplcei of the ministry of ' labor. The course 1 73 weeks long and not more than 24 days' absence win be allowed t" any student, so that the length of tho coarse will ap proximate thut of the ordinary train ing college. There are 180 tudents registered In tht course, which began July 1. All of these have been approved by the board of education and by the Nation al Union of Teacher. Some have al ready had teaching experience. Llf a I 8 It From our prehUtorlc ancestors down man has alwaya had a friendly feel ing for trees, regarding them as al most sentient being. Great writers hare not disdained to express this feeling. Robert Louis Stevenson says; "H Inquired his way of every tree." And agalu, after an unpleasant en counter with u boor: "A tree would not huve spoken to me like that." Louisville Courier-Journal. Happy Homes Many Tillamook homes will have a happy holiday season be eauso of accounts at the First National. Thrift has taken up its permanent abode, and their gift will be vaorth-wbile. Why not a surprise gift of a joint family Thrift Account at the First National? A small deposit opens one, and if all work to gether to build up the balance, it will rasa prosperity and hap piness, j Directors: Johr Morgan C J. Edwards A. W. Ba B. C Lamb Henry Rogers W. J.Ricaj C. A. McCthe j Mlaa he QufTiwtd Then. Barn I never se you with Otddlnge any more. Lou No; I couldn't stand her vul gar laughing. Saw 8o! I hadn't noticed it. tu No, you weren't around when I proposed to her. Preventsble Fereet Fir. ( More than 100,00 forest Ares have occurred In the Uul iM Stutes during the past five year. Of these, 80 per cent were due to human agencies nd were therefore preventable. eek Cheap Power Aloohel. Oesollne users will be Interested te know that the search for cheap sources of power alcohol still con tlnaes. A recent writer iq Nature suggests that foodstuffs are too valu able at present for such uses, but thinks that waste land In Ireland might be used to product crops to fc attltsed In this way. Arrowroot, cassava and corn arc possibilities In tropical countries; and a number of cellulose materials, such as straw and ssAvdust, offer possibilities In Ud trlal regions. Mummy's Wledem. "Mummy, may I have that choco late you promised me nowf "Bless the child I Didn't I tell you you shouldn't have any at all If yeu awdevt keep nawtr TaTaa"':? .. a-5n.r .j . COAL LAMB-SCHRADER 28 W "Yes. mummy." ipM L-rw w quit m m. The Future Men and Women Vill be what we make them through our care of the children of today undernourished child ren cannot develop into vigorous alert men and .women. Neglect the boys and girls in their growing days, and we wrong them forever and beyond recall. Milk, a quart or more for each child, daily, will assure prop mental and physical development for the standpoint of nourishment. Order Golden Rod Dairy Clarilfied Milk. Ita clean" ERWIN HARRISON BWI6F12 , BOTH PHONES Muhul y repw oevejoyaeai a um JVJ ItTkV Ian isulujrL '