FEAM THE FRfGATE SIBD. BtDNT LIKE CAFtLTLE
AN EFFECTIVE TINS.
TSe Stout Man, the Pron With
Whitf Tl" the Corkscrew.
', 1 stnoklnc r.nr whs lull that
k. the Ktnut man pfwlticed a hot
t'. hn eat mate - three of tliouv
M.i cd in Jvyon relief.
!!.' catta enrlaorpw?' tjc Ji-m..'i.-
i
N kM.v responded. Tho stout man
1 v atvnnd Acrv tho nWlo was .1
h -i iT. n In a jhaMiy black suit and
a ul.it tie lie was reading. In .t
rv-siy(itii waj a silt top rolunni
a limp enter.
1 ' -.font nun leaned forward.
ivtt.-ha a tenner UT par-son ba a
cy: . --w." he tuvirily uhl-pered.
t- ." .iid the man n ttSt the gray
s. .'t whisker.
i!o stiMit man ffntwt ncros- the
r--"'4'-"" he ltl. "'"tt harc
,t. i.-h r tJi'ns a corkscrew
i' f
i . t- t'.iin with the wh.'.'iTo ho-dtat-.1
i r moment he settle.! pained.
1 : ho flushed a little, anil tvacbltK
I mi Into hi pox-tret drew out the ar
fhe.v wanted.
' - n minute later the tout man
a I he wa sotnc hark tr fcwik for a
tr ' At the next station the white
:i in catheretl np tal pood ami
'. "' and left the ear. Then ciime
the c nduotor.
t. Kntrr Frot ami "the parson'
.?-. v .'ti anr of their team work?" he
!a l-isly asked.
IVim work." echoed the tde whlk-
ere ' man
V-e're the cleverest swindling
piT In the country," said the cmluc-
r uaved on. Cleveland Plain
Pea lor
Th Boohy Even CAtche Fln to Feed
Hie Mrcil Matter,
The hoohy bird never lean the
broad smm, where his hursh cry It
heard firm the Hebrides to the lar-e
am) freai t!e etUIs of -tIaid to t
CtMt ef Jforway. He rerWs In the
trni and sorvums aUire th mar f
the e.i. The Ivohy has uri-cn feet,
yellow eye and a delimit hind cot
ored with yelknr o.-ip llaeli of lt
wmo l three feet lon and It. tnvk
i s stiff ud k tnnc tint It frvin
ti' rprmj iiui ie 11 initio eirw nrin iur-ifr urr wnprvlll
The fricste hlnl Is the tenrtr of th lerjtriK"e and 6r pri'talllnj. CarlU
hl"1s of tho esi. thoncli he (snore all ' lost fih remper and hnpt forth In hH
bi't the NMtT. 0inc to ttie tuv.idtK Scotch tonuue. 'loirro Jtist a rrlml!f.
of hts wtnes. the frlmite eiinn.it tNti; t l.iiele. toit'm Jut it w Itjtl twj r I hy
he N fere.1 to renin In In the air. tint j lrcn IWeiiltitf wttli all tut earn. ni.t
a he eanni't cet rt-h In tliv ilr snd i:r:i mliu.it tier alwars initio with nnek
n he tvtjiilnw rlh for his nourish ! tithii"1.i-mi at.tnt him. but. furleut l
n Ktut Tf1 a Coupl t Ti W
Jixtlfr Mr Avfriion,
Tito trles of CartyU apiar
In "The 1'iHirtli Ceuecilloii. bj Jantt
lli'i. ttv il.iuahrt'r of tha hiillhial
l-nitr Purr IJ.nl.m
"fh una ef nr many tftr to
Cieen ')imr whom I eonllally dl
IIK.nl was Mr Cnrlyle. IU ta a
tre.it frteml of llri Austin and prr'
fesel to admire t.neiUln, as he ml 14
tiiy niotthf, ferj miulu On after
nooa h asd a dlvonssloit with kor m
Crtn ntrrtMri. and. her wn4rfia
nient he preM the tanitit lut" hi
ervtec Whi-n hnncrt he -twtmps
down npon the Nohy ami elti 11
t!fnn rh-tMt In the throtit Then
the 'nht' nionrh opens anil the tuti
i-i'i'ht tn It drops out. The frltf:ite
h.T enl.t to cite one SvK at ttie
hiMhyN rhmat to set his dinner.
tt fcipp""s oerailnti-t'lr that th
NiIt attacked hy the frlirate ha'
nothlni: In lt- month When the
fricate rs'k-. in vln he No.iNirs iv
slare with hl tk and drlTi-i him.
brved nrtd terrltlcl. Into (he sea to
catch fNtf - ll irper's Weeklv
COLORS IN FLAMES.
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RED TAPE AND A BATH.
Cur om Epcrlenee of a Visitor In a
Little French Town.
I", a little town In the Maurhe
-t;:i.'t!t in I'rauie. has no public
ne ueh as tboe tound In mot
h toivni and dtles. for the pn
' M In France Is yet. as It were.
r:t.-ncy The youncsteni of the
i'.ithe in the Vint, but the I'-UX"
tMlahltant think thetnelves
-ij.-1; h thins as u bath Visitors
.i h.ith. It is true, but they must
' nir liters of water, ah that they
-nintted. and it Is taken to them.
' innj aco a vl-itor lu the town
il t.i t.ikeo bath. He went to the
"i to ask iiermls-iou to take a
t iere. a- In Hrlttany this is the
in town- where there l no pub-
iminodntiou. The visitor's re-wii.-
n-elrwl rather i-oldly. ami
s t"! I that he would have to
l.i- request In writing to the ill
- 'f tie ho-pltal Thl- hv did and
'i a n-nitcd u re?nse. .Voae
nil r tie i-isitnr left town,
r day- later the ro-pooe came
i1 hint from town to town
- "t Krauce. not cati-hlns up
linn until he had returuud to
St
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And Why Cndle or Lamp Light Ap.
pejrs White to tne tye.
Tlietv ti a relation between the color
of name and the enerirv of the ininlni
tlen iiiu-ins It The more vleonnis mnl
ctunptele the elimination the higher tin
refraticlbllUr of the llitht A flame
burt-lns !: n tnnly and mstrlen.,1 n-iir
emit- ray.- ttiat nn- red When burn
Ini; In n more complete ami effi- urn
manner fhe emitted ray.s chance to vlo
let
The tinnie of a candle or a lamp con
slsts of a -e.-ies of eoretitrlc luminous
nells -nrmnndluc n central dark core.
Tliet.f -hell- of rtame emit llctit ot dlf
fi'rent colors, the iunermo-t one that
in direct eontart with the dark mn
leinc red and havtnc n temperature of
exactly 077 decrees F r(Kn this and
in their proper onler or rafroucH'llitt
are -hells of ilcht whb h are omnce.
yellow, irreen. blue. Indlco mid violet
The reu-on that u b a tlame dw
not appear to u- a- h uest of coin-- of
dmerenr colored lltrht 1 thN- Whep
we look upon -urh a rtnuie nil or the
rays la-nlnc from the different layer or
str.itu of l OiK-eutric llliuinnu- shell-tire
rei-eived by the retina of the eye at one
and the -ame time ThU ma only lm
pres. with the entli)U of neutral o.
wblte tlrht.
t. r
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I r,
T
to r
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v
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llta ;
The Nin; In the Calendar.
The ti-ure P. whli-h iimi into the
caleudur on Jau 1. l-!. wiii may with
os 111 yer fnfiff thut date, or untif
Dec 31. lieil) No other ncure him ever
h:id uch a lorn; coui-utUc run. aud
the i Itwelf hai onlv nmv In-fore hceu
my raollnir b-lnt. as 1 th.oicfit. 'i-ull
r.inW b utKMiith - man. I Inter
rupted ami excltilmed Mr papa
men Htlnnlil N clrll to toinn rr
which p-rf reniurk 1 itk rrpnitnl by
bit mother Mr Carl.tle, Imth
wa n.'t olTendrd and oulr ob-ertM.
I.uc.tkln. that child of your hu aa
J for an tuferwioiv "
At a later aav he had thl eipr
ence with him "Mr cousin. Henry
RrfTr. "the itreat Henry ' as rr railed
him. while others Irrererently knew
him s 'Haron I'utTendorf' al
way kind to me. When I stayed wttfc
him In Rntlattd Hate I took np rat
rob, srd w ni-ii tn rid ro t park
with tils fMend. Charles Orvtlll.
whom I dM not nui -ti like, with Pe
lane, ;aiintt and klinlljr. who had a
drtille and a nod for erery om aad
loolm! fri-sSer than many of the yottnx
Slrls. althonstb be was no till 1 or 1
every mornlnc at the limes office, anil
with lr. Cn.-ltl.
"Mpnrt wrlrmir! farlrU irltli rr
slon. but irenerallT manacrsl that P
lane or harl- Crrlll,. h.nili ride
with him. whIU I hml to eo with Car
Ivle One dar a we inw tnittlm- hi
widen wak hlrw oT clrtl -nrk
inttman plriti-d it up ami ran after us
lnst-a'I of cltln: hltn a litx-nce or
even a rwnpene. Carlvle n!i! ThanH
ve. mr man Ye ran Pit at turn
picked UP th hat of Thomas fnrlrln
I relt o ahiirr.nl that 1 teld Oithen
t;r must comr and meet me In the
imrk and take me away from th
sntre.
BULLIOT'S RASH BET.
le-iH.ijse was a- follows:
!- exieptionully .lutborlzotl
u-jiiiai on con- . -- i uiut u iioionetT t
th .t be Is alrie tr. justlfv by a u wc" la,,d t,rr " century - , ,,utv t wrt
,i ...ii that in Which It i-jntlnuon-lv rifiirwl .... ... "
"..iiinm'1- mat lull Ulttjica-
1- nei it-wary to bis state Of
' ' - K scha n--e
A Banker's Wjqtrj on 3t. Swlthln'i
Day Kam Legend.
Thrre were tew rrerixled P.nnnclers
In Knu'ttind at th heitliinii; of the
eighteenth n'fiiry ir the lunr Unl
Hot. of vhut:t the follnwIiiK tory U
told, inn Im- taken a- an cimnple The
fea-t Of St Swlthln. July 1.",. I7i wn
a iwrtlcdltjrly wt ami sturmr day
Tnwtltic I tii pi l -it ly tn the -od -i per
-tltlon whli-h .iy- triu t if It nun- m
M Swlthln - day It will rain r.ir rnrt
day- thereufter. Itulllot opened il pool
ror eieri one who h-h willing to bet
airainst him The atlmr attained u
mueb notoriety that tn.- wncer was rw-
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A Gentle nebuVe.
iy P thy Nevill i.. ,ter remioU-
re'.iiw how yueou Victoria
-eiu.kej a certain tuictrejes of ih
! 'i ipiiiictunllty a day and
i t lieu aiH)iuted for a public
il nlllch tbe queen was to
: J'he hour had arrived, and
t! e k urt the diji-heNs alone was
t The quomi sau vent more
ii'-e 1 1 box luiimtieui e. aud nt
. '.-t a- abe was about to cuter
r .ice without ber firm lady of
. t'.e d whew, in hre.-ithlea- haute
! ei :ili'ea -.-itii e. xt lUlluerillC out
w .-fis of excuse My dear
-a d the queen, smllluc. "1
1 i ti uat have a bad watch."
m.c iinUioaw trom her nock the
mmniittcent watch which
'-I- f -.vore and paused It run ml
f f the offender.
that in which It cuiiiIuiiookIv tlsured
from Jan. I. Ksn. until Pec 31. ODD. j
jienod of ill ywirs The flcuri-. 3 and
7 occasionally fall lutn wld couililua
tlmis. but neither of theiu has ever yet
nerved for a longer period than a hun
dred consecutive years In our caleiidnr
sin q tbe present mode of cal'-iilntius
time wis established It N alxo clear
that from tbelr relative p.ttnns
amonc the numeral" It U tm itnpo.
bfllty for either of them to appear lu
date reckonings continuously for a
lousor periral than it century
Nation Vith No Language.
The Swlxs. alone of all the teonl..s
of the world, may. In a -,. Le said u,. 1 Z n'Z Zl
tO fKSKIm no mriirnrt.'.. f.... l j ..m tiltll VIUI1I1
If. dating rnmi SL Swlthln'- Hut "
read tbe tneliiTmnliiin, "It minx mori
or little diirliii: Tuny dars uncs-iv
ly tililliot will lie eunsMercd to tiave
gained, but ir It ceaw to niln for only
"t.e day diirlnc that time Knlllot lm ,
tostt " !
Kor two week- It continued to show
er ery day ami w eonildetit did the
banker become that be accepted as ,
stakes not only money, but u'oid head '
ed cane. Jewel snurflMe- mill eten
clothfi When his i-ush xaw out he
offered liutisa mid tilllx of eiiliance
Another week pas-nl. and Ituiiiot'x i
suir wax still m the ascendant
lillt When the twentv l--.iihI .iv
How Some Turks Tell Time.
Tt . "inparatlvuiy few of the ua
t' e i"!-M-y own wati hua. yot tbojr
h t ai. i .-i itaia wuy of approximat-
iilC f.H t'l m illifl u.tmi f.f llum I.I. I.
. . .... .11 it
-liTible accuracy Thuy lo
irdl nil poluta of the coinpaiis
li il'iing their iiaoda tucuther
ti. .if tier that the foreUncera
point w.ni and In opposite direc
tions ti.,., ,,i,s.rve the shadow caat In
the tiior.iitic ur (.-vouinc at certain
kinv.ii l..Mii- .me linger or the other
v. . (s,ii,t dlrtar.y ut the sun. A com.
part- , ,,r ,. tvo 8j,ndoH.- w,, d).t(Ji,.
n.ihe the l oura between.
, , -' oni me wi-m nnttlll it nil cloiitl'
to pos-e no lanirnaci). a fun ihm u i .. . . ' "
all tbe more remarkable in the Mclu 71 I, Z"Z,Z
tiuit U.elra is the ino-t inteii-e patriot- 1 ' '.ruphic.
Iim of any. Alwut 7.'. per cent of th" ' "
Irjplllatiou afieak Oertnan. while the 1 ,p. Naming a Town.
.... ...i .iiiijuiTi niiniier-i ivna can
vaaalnc .Moulami for mM for hlmselt
lau. th-se toniruos varylnc. us a rule . Kertiyr He came to u little
MHiieineiii. net yet untiled
He met a man and nld, "I am WII
.Vin.lltlder divide four other innifiini-i.a
amonc fhem. mainly French anr. Ital-
" tL
t te tu
w l ft
lb . It
according to the proximity r tbe ik-o.
pie to the country whie iiiuctuice i
they speak. Public document- aii't I
noticea arc printed in Ixith French and ,
German In the Swltw parliament the
memliors nmke their xpeeches ither !
in French or Herman, for near'y nil the '
rnnml..... .....I . .. I
"""""m uioiennHini ijotti ttifse lan
cuace. New Vork I'reas.
A Case For Sympathy.
"I h.-ue tliee childruu who are the
very 1" ,ie of msiilr." said Jones cu-thuslu-.ti
nil.-
--l ii'y the youiicest," returned
HroW ti ij'jjut'y.
" 1 V ' uhl.ed Jones,
'He mise he Is the one who will huvg
to resemble you the loncotd." bald
Itrowu -Loudon Tit-lilw.
England's Motto.
"DIeti et ilon Droit' -"Ci.il umi
f;oumry"-thu royal motto or Kntfhuid.
wn the parole of the day civen bv !
Itlchard I (he of the Hon henrti to hh .
army at the battle of (il,,,. In Fnince. '
on the Jiftb of .September, lllrs.. when
the French annv wuh sfniiiiv i..f .
Pieu et mon drlot appe.ira.to have been
bur F Sunder
"Yes," said the man.
I am ruiiulnc for itovernur. Will
you vole for nut. toy friend?"
"No."
"Well." aald Handera, producing a
bottle, "will you have a drink?"
"You bet - said the mini.
And that Is actually tin. way the
town or diet cot Its iiame.-l'hlladel
pniii Niturilay livenlnc Pout
Doesn't Like to Move,
A most curious and alucKlah crea
ture Is the tnntnwa. a nine inch lizard
whoso home Im lu New Zealand. Thla
little Imitation murlnii has the renuta
..,,,,, ,,,1.-,u.i.iij niive neen , ... '"i"""'
tllt aaaumed aa a motto by Heurv VI i '" r"''K the InzlcHt creature ever
(H22-1I01.. Samper Idetn-"AI ways' c,'""'', ,,,! W '"""" cIIiikIiik
the Same-'-wtia one of the mottoes of f" ,'"'l;s or l"u''' ""' """res or
2ueun Kllznbuth: also adopted by j r,v''r nml ,i,kl!i A,ul l,UH "'''' known
Queens ,M,-.v and Antic -HxcIuhiko '" r,,"m'" 1,1 ""' I'os'tK'it perfectly mo-
! tlotiless for many montha How the
A Substitute. J c'r,'",llri' I'i'inaccH to exiat la a mya-
"Panlntl tne. centlemen." m.lil il,.. ir.. i ,f'r'
dividual who had Just moved into tho
UKJNXTUKJi
JU,!-RiNUJJUJ, 1
COMPANY,
F3FTH ANNUAL CLEARANCE
SALE
FROM JANUARY 20th to JANUARY
25th, inclusive,
We Offer to the People of Tillamook
County our Entire Stock of FURNITURE
AND HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS at
the following
DISCOUNT
Framed and UrifVained Pictures
Wall Paper -
Window Shades -
Kill's. CarpiMs, LinoliinnH -
Mattiii"- ami Matting Kurs -
Blankets, Quilts and Pillows
Dresser (Jliiilbnniero Commodes
Kitehen Fnniitiire -
Iron and Wood Beds -
Bed Springs and .Mattress
Dinin- Table Bullet Cliina Closet -
Sectional and Combination Bookcase
Dining and Kockin Chairs -
Couches and Davenports
Library Tables -
Stand Pedestal Taborets, Ftc. -
Special Sale on F rade Linolium, -15c.
20 per cent.
20 per cent.
1 f per cent.
If) per cent.
lf per cent.
1 .r per cent.
15 per cent.
If) per cent.
1 o per cent,
lo per cent.
IT) per cent.
15 per cent.
15 per cent.
15 per cent.
20 per cent.
15 per cent.
per square yard.
Matting- Remnants Below Cost.
Discount for Cash Only.
u i
WHISTLER AT WORK
Both Satisfied.
"I nhonid like to bieak It oil. but 1
can't bear to jflvo up HiIh diamond
rltis."
"Then why don't you tell him aoj
He told my he'd be wllllni; to lone the
tins' if he could ttet out of the eujjao.
meiiV"
llttb- town a he entered tin.
store, "but la thete u chicken ralsur
here'"
'Why don't you taiio an nx'i" naked
the vlllat-e Titllyrntid "A razor will
lose Its edxo If you Uxe It on u chicken."
Judjte
The Parting,
AuJil (to I'liKtiKcd tilecul-.o Hetirv
went away jesteidny. 1 hear. 'urti
1 ver. painful. I.sn'l ii; Niece-i
shuijld naj mi liwrj r, ,i(lJ;
la nfthlm; today - I'llfKurulo Itliitter.
Knew Vhat She Was Doing.
I INHll-Oi,. ,,K.k. .S, V(J1 ,.M(1
nive sc..,, Mllly (hN afternoon si,.,
,Mlerally thiew herself ut .lad; WiIkiu,
lacH-All. Well. Htlu Knew he wuh k
Km id cnii'li.
J'o Know tite dlNeiMB is titt ,.,.
nigncemem of the cure.- Don (Julxot..
A Qailt of Confidence.
' "Ity .love." aald Wll'ten nfter the
vaudeville performance wan over. "It
! mind lake a lot of nervu for that man
in lean up aealiHt a board while bin
wife hurled all those uulvc at him."
"Ni'l'Ve liotllllli:!" retnrleil Itllku.
I "He'x perfectly awarii nIik (iiiililn't i.ii
I him If ulie tried -llarper'a.
I
i Explained.
, "I hear Minn Siroiiaiiilnd turn chucked
pom i ni,iiii,iti w)i (mlitiey.
"Mill llllt line." Hiild WilUIlM
"Why I Miwny- llniiiKlit Tboinpy waa
a liflek. -IIUI I minify
"He I. Niid WllkliiH. Thnt'a mkj
bile thiuw Uiui, I liiea."-Judi,'e.
The Eccentric Artut Had a Method
Tht Wii All Hi Own.
In "Meinorlen of .lnmc McNeill
Whi-tier. by rhotnii It Way. in,,
iiiittior aliow.1 u. m Kinn. r nt the Mrt
txt't mthod durini; tii n-ldeiii;e at
the white tion.c in Tllr -trect. built
from fhr dentin i,f hi- friend. j, V
'JihI win. Ihr architect:
Hie tnrflo nun aurprlaltiKly dlfTur
ent from the room he prrrlnnilj uaed
111 l.lnday row, nm entirely Unlike
the Mudloa imually orcunlfrt h. ,oi,...
nrtlNta I rpmember a lont;, not Tery
lofty rrim. rrrj Jlht. nlih windowa
aloiiR one iildr; hla canrm twHldn his
modfl at oar mil and at th
the table which ho lined n a paletta.
an old (Jfornlati looking rlass. ho nr" '
minted that he ronld renrill fail IiIm t
i niivus and model reflected In . Those '
who iMed uc a mirror na ho did I
coiiKtantlyi w know that It la the I
uiohi tnerclleaa of rrttlcM,
"I tuarrelwl theu at his etrnnrd.
nary acrllty. aa he dnrtwl backward '
and forward to look ut both palutluu i
and miMiel from hi point of ew at 1
t lie exlrema end of the lonB atudlo, Mo
al way a nurd bruahea of largo rtu with
very lon handlca. three fw-t In lenlh.
mid held them from (he end with hi
mm xirrtraed to Iff. full eiletlt Kach
touch waa laid e-u with reat tlrmtifaa.
and HI phyalcal atreneti, enablad him
In do without aHHlatanro of a
mnulHtlfk. while tbe dlMaace at jrhlch
he kinod frew the canvua allowsd him
lu hare Ibe whole of a HrK0 pctllTH Ut
alBht and o Judicu tho correct elrawluu
of each touch."
The Social Hygiene Society of Portland
Aflilited wllh
The State Board of Health
Offrr. lo rjmi, , l clurRr I In- following clrcuUr. on
SEX HYGIENE
S ; ; 11 U '''''' '"! Uuw to Tell the Clilldrmi
Um-IJI.AK NO, 10 Hex llyKf no for VounK Women.
lOrdrrTcarrJully by number and rnclmr 2c .Uiiip lor ,vn.l4f.
TllefSccry"i. rrriiniinii(t ..,,1 .,(!.. . i i. ,
From Youth Into M r 1 . ' . ""owl, book.t
Tho you,..- M,i; r: r: v; -,"7"."' vim
Hie lloy I'roblen. (for parmita), wtml'l, . .
J0.S3
.12
I. .15
.12
Addrmt Drpartnirul I)
THK SOQAL HYGIHNH SOQHTY OK PORTLAND, OREGON
306 Y. M. C. A. HulldlnR
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