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About Tillamook herald. (Tillamook, Tillamook County, Or.) 1896-1934 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 7, 1913)
'TTyHjUPWyyWiBI,' .'.'P"". m- r- WON N IliiinV ). ll!t n in Xfi M. N T llnj CT oil 're! IANV Uuoy youi cjiocety guide wilh you. Wo ntfl glad lo moot and beat com petition on limit own brunt. All w otik h Ibot you deal vwllh -in Ibo noma att you would will) i bam. Where QUALITY It Paramount RAY & COMPANY COKI'lll! .JjuuiJiJUULri local H.ippcnlnflf . - , watT rent If I- I't 1 J . i.t huf'. I'rl'Uy Ml lay i family, u( N'oIioWim, , tr.nle li tlfilcr at Y.aeh ri While many limy b In mill n hurry a Ox) lr ovrr preterit railway Com)! ll.mt, II (, Lamb, jenl ut the aI. mure Kt-amhlp line; xt thii plnco. ayi he I- In ihi hurry almol llio mil. way a( all. ( fan lake all thr tlmo t mbiiU or iro.miuirlfori Hirxnii, j King & Hnt.t'i rr maWlng eoinn lmi .t.niiotii u lli inlnrlor of tlmlr tarr. A Imtmut l lining oofiatrw Iwl at Urn bar, th wnr running forward on tch Me uf 0m time to ilm fnml will tttw them rtt'i-ldcrable! twte ronin in vhlth tit durtUy their watna i 1.1 The HoraU rrxotvrtl wiril tho flrt ol " '"7,.! ".? I ' lU at iU wwHcmrit by Prof. '" 0M, 1 Mp,, K. Nr-mml f Mlnn.iaM.II.. .. rn .loyititnl In family. ) .tliifi., nf the mgaHritmnt if U.elr i.i, rillaine-ak, ; daughter. Ijiin in Martin II. Iloirn, ,' i ft I "I", aw U. e. ' " w., formerly a rnatmnt of nilaitn-jV ami ..ito too mwnty ware ..... haa many frtnmja here who will lm In. I trrrvtnl lo hnaf of tho aNitauvlllttnL. i . ?'oltiht). Wat In lllo r Ut Kflday. II C, Hanafi, who has lrW vtallifiir IUnlly ha. Ik- wit'W with ui famuy. arrivoi munc COURTJETlQUETTE, " Mikity MIHUni rrastuftil II and L Ml Diplomatic I'ott A willy New ork uilily man aald al illtiimr, npr"'" t vuuti i iliuiin: "Court ftlijiii'ttr U, nficr nil, ry llku iirillimry 1 1 u; 1 1 -1 ho Itiwx of i;llllllllll mi:rt K'lMTII It. "lihl yuu it hvnr huw Miilty Mil llnii nl hla uiiitur Hrrtnrylilp nt iiir li'untlou In IimI.ii Multy vrrfil hU fnl. Ill ciiiiiinoli niu tvaa Iniilriiinhly liii'ltlni; "ll linpMiu'i )ni ami )inr mkii. KIliK i:lwui. hml Jnt count lllln III I'Hii, mill Mully Mllll'din wn dlnliiK for thi flrt tluiu ni ltii(:kliii.-hiiii) pil Tim illuntir win n inlj mm. Thn ilmlit :uli (ilatu from Vlmliir 1,-llllfrtl li lnlil nil-1 .li.tMiti) To j Mully In' ii dm I'lilrcli'yta rnllin ill, Ihi' ilcnf (iifi-ii Ali-jHiiirfii ol(l: , "'How i)ik ImtK yn Incli llvlnit aliKMi't. Mr Million. r 1'imr tir. lua'niii.' 'Mnlty r'i'U"l III n l"inl mi'. for Ii" kiifiv Kiintiiili. ' uf i.itit-t. in Hink hU'li n ml to ny 'ma n in ' ' 'N Hull ithl not hrnr. anlil n Atxxnrxtin "l"iMr vr. tnn'aiii.' Mully almuiwi. "llnl ltn rMaln, "U'lmlt Tlmli Mnlly IfMimit forwnril. nlid. null n -ill. nm) nilllnhtf itilt.'. tm itnij fmir (liiB'r tu niul fro iMifurf Quifti li.niMlr' fr. . itlBmnl thv Imlt liiurilllli." ! KnUatlS". I THE BARREL sr., rrc n in wnw")' T M ji.l i(o. ll MollJnr, ao we iximi iiatriij iiw i". m j - ,my lu.trut AUiiftioy ' U- i fl i", Icavlnc hla t , uni,. family for a tt 4ay loneur vUtt, , t i .-unly i,f h i rannptiMU fur , i iman. Ho will ilo yiHI a X at a icaMHiahln prtro. (j, t, .nrl ia iii ,jlon thu lui t atl'Mfnnl Mi Kf1lisy ll Uf 4. I utntnlaakMiaf ltlf lf . . . igan on kdiliilay. a i.'l on rain!! for Ihr winter. ire l llclaU II1U--. . )-. ai I illamooa .tiQiticr acrom- It ir-o-i Waa IKIl III arvic laal . fr.. r i ., t run until rpi;u .'af.- I'urtlaivl train can run ! Icl alfcl ilflllvornl or tlnliV Ulv It in the wauit a.a It C Inn i'ie , ,i .try $rt ,Sluvln. 'I Un, -nail. Frnl .nJilAell. (,Ptl. r,i. -.11) t, Illulllivwin III arr ..I m tho elf Muinlay ( tranaacttnt; hualnp , i . oral. - a ill friuhoii Hthiut the ' Urii. T. Shllllntflaw, -. 1 11 Cioyim aixl ttlf" m r thu nrrlvnl of a IllDC i !' i.. ni ihulr hiilitfi "ll Mun ivf f I'tio. hna III" HIilKmr- "f '.. MnlklfiK un tlitfka llniait iltt'. Inliu- a-itnl a clmcal Ittaka f, -fl II f, ririipo. Aihlroaa 1. A. UiW H'" 'K, Dr. lu .la rrKirla thn lilrth of n hlrr t Mr. mill Mm. HrritiMii San '! Mh. niul thn hlrth of a rfch-r 'v Mr. iiml Mra. Hulih Wolah r s M Wuii.lt, ihycliui niul aiif . M i;hiaai'H uii.l KUiirnntrt'a thulli. ( "iiumrcliil Hull.liiiK oiolto I li t, I "fl Ki 1 1. iii In In r.irllmxl on Imn l- 11.' K.mhi tlin trip with ii nrty '. irriiliui loiul Kiilm; "n CS rrln Muh Mnhitl Coviutuiiil Huiil fi m.i uUi) iii ilm Kuiiio curly niul j kujt I'Tl'i IHL' In Wl IlllllU tto i nivt-r- U B wi llntv nrr iitliiixllnif achool. I I llrouo uf thn lta.1 alltlfa an tho 1'. It, ) fi ii,, ho foura It nrnrratary to ilrivt to Wlllalnltta for llmili laal nock, lit) left lilt Wr!nrlay With a Mtltflr IlilM" aivl buijt'y, artmjianltil hy MUa Km ma Snntiwin, wlw went lo llotJ I U v r to lWp U hrr warK a arhiwtl Irorticr. Mr. Haliaon arrlvrtl In Wlllamlna oil Thurlay aih! toft for homr on r'rttlay arriving hfrr iuimtay, Tiro alnuln tree vtetv bruVcn ituilna tho trip. Ho re iori a vrry ruiih tlttm uf It. U, (I. J ad nm aixl hrlilc arrlvnl herct Hnlurtlay over tho Shi'rUlali roail. Tfmy wore marril on llm 'A of l)cicnmh'r at thr home of thn drl.lc'a parrnl Ml tvutfetir, Ilm hrMlo'a hrotlmr. Hov. I Vr nolllla llnohr. oltlolalin. Thoy wr-it from nui:tnc to I'orllniHl iiIk! Aaloria. where thry vlltol frmmla tii-forp co n ln to Tlllnm.Hit.. I'imy had Uio mi fortuo t" h' a trunk which mtanu-.i many valiiahh' Ihliih-a incluilim; pt- mila. Thn trunk w taken to tho iltl fur ahtpmpnt, hut wtmn thay came to check It. ll could not ! funnel. Kvery eirurt i hnliii; tinulo tu aiTtiro tho mink. Mi. Jackaun ami hri.ln. formerly Mi fracr KthelAyinif llrt'lm, arc now Walril in n .y homo In Ilm at pah of (own Frcel Free! We will n'U' away fivt to every Clnlil born in Tilla mook County, oik solid gold babv ring, starting Nov. 1 ". I1IIL', ending Mar. 1st, MM.'!. HOWARD WAHLIN LeadiiiK Jcwi-ler Tilltunooli, Or. a,. fll llrarllfa ll. .S'l I liVa I I irlii'lioiU " VISIT 1C I. o U G H 'Inn you want. nn.vtli'niK h" in a I-IKST CLASS Drug Store I lc also keeps SCHOOL SUPPLIES FOR EVERY PUPIL CLOUG II thu' k ism ah us Drui&is. and Book Seller The Red Wheel General Repair Shop duns, Bicycles, Typewriters, Etc., Bought, Gold, Bxchaatred, Etc Expert aunsmlthlncr Martini, Oul WJtk aal 7ur !!".;' Wsrtli Ui mi.'. ! 0'ie Hlock Weal of Allen lloiiae ' I' II llnv ,1.1-'. Latnmt PHoch an Tung- .45 S .50 .65 1 MM Will I I lift WW ,,tvv a.w FrOHlcil Ininps fi cmitH J'xtru. p I'illUOllVU wi:v. ii, 10k Electric Light & Fuel Company S "aVV S Tillamt ir Wutt un Watt 10 Watl (50 Watt (Strong from Without and Oomatlmaa Oaultf Olronj Trom Within. ,S'iijaly Liion who 111 Vi-uliil tlm hnr- i rit Ii ha l.ti iuiiI li ' lliiio I miiic i Mortal llurrt-U am iil for nil tiiaiiiu-r of aiti'in i'ltit hihI lhUl.l 'I'ii.i.' ar tmrfh. fur hnl.llltu UKr. lt. npplra. il.it. nml j .'it. for all aorta f alia, fruui I be Ul'it lulirkntil m Ilm innat vulotllr .roluet of 'tf leui'i. for l"t'r. wtlttMi nnl all aorta "f Ijr.rrnt' It la i uliti'li.li) tlmt the ttarrpl h Ilm alrouB.! tru tur. of lt , Iro tltat ran t- maile fnuu an r.ual aluounl of Ht Il ouit.'iiU fr. iimnih' Ho. airmt:oi that inn Ii umile frvM ll'junU. Tim liani-l m irnutenlua pjner of r,li'itier lo prurr fntn jilthln ntnl frUl ml'hcKtt. A latrrnl et oil etui will It l. iiulmrat. uptxTt half Urn itik'tit of railway .ar ntilli ttm truck ! taKrti fltll l'UiWlli for r'Htlra Vt I Ik ilmlllvi tmrrvl I. jmi toether wlllui.it ualla. etiw. lailla or tllta It la Miilit'lr plf fnlciul Tim Imrrel l ainaller nt li nut than It l III ll (jjMil'i. t Un t the wooileli Iiim.i. a,.f hM-Uintf. uiny lc .Irlvin on. tlk'tttrulm: lh. alavea titnl rci.uc the heflit- itito ilm chin.- Alttn'iiKh not calketl. Umela are wnlcr llsltt. A aitinll iKirrei l n ke. n Ms; tmrrel I n caafc. nml n atlll biKKer Imnel la n luu: h.it.l -llnr''r'a Wii-Uy. I i'"l Wisher's Art flour SUPERIOR PATENT FLOUR Produced exclusively from choicest and most carefully nelcctcd BLUE STEM WHEAT of which every grain is thoroughly demised, washed and dried. A R"I I-LOrK" is h better milled patent tlour than any other SOFT Willi AT flour on the marltet. TII.I.AMOOK I'KHI) CO., Tllliim.k. 1'KI.Z A KIKSCIIOKK, Tlllnmwk.r: m icy Kit & son, h-iio. :n Fur Milr I), 8. IIOVIKIN, halcrn. FISHER'S BLEND FLOUR A scientific combination nl liastern Hnnl Wheat and Western Suit Wheat. "J-MSIlliK'S IJUvNU" is the best for universal use. It bakes more and larger loaves of better bread per given ( u ;t ti t t y than any other brand. Whether for bread, bisctiits. cake or pastry it is the dependable "Perfect AH-Parpose Floor" Price $1 00 per '1'J-lb Sack Thce branda inanufaetnre'l by FISHER FLOURING PIILLS CO. "Ammrlam'm rinttml riourlna Mlllm" SliATTLE. WASHINGTON Costs MORE per Sack LESS per Loaf tlliUME 'LIFE IW tOYPT; CrtAti iiud Hauiaa tha Mmfa af WMcS Ar Qarbaga Dump. , Eryptlnn ylllafc life U rjunlnt ami In fircjtlnr. ya the Wide Worhl Mc Jnr, The bouava nrr cn'l. nna atorlttl tnictiirea of aun lnkrl mud, with po. ilhly a couple of tiny aitinru holr cut In tin wall for rentllatlnn. , KjjcIi bom conalatu of n alnjrlc room, abaoluifly iIctoIiI of furniture. on or two tlririkliiK Jara niul roiUlnc titpniln U-iui: tmunlly tin only nrtlripa to ! aen. The roof of thi-w hovfla arn thatched with Cfrimtnlka. nnd for aoroe unncroiintnhte reaa.ui nil the hunao , hold rubblxti la diitntHl on the r.ofl Kor thla purf-''" lfldd.r may fre iltiuntly If i'jii r.Krllfilne ncalnt tho I aid.' of the hon. Kriitti a dlatniva a villas. I opt to I'eik Ilk.; an lmumn riibhlah hnip. Thsiw; iirtmltly TC-i!- m n'f Inhahltt'd iili'ly hy the Mia inn ,ia Kcyptlnn pnmitJi nr. all'd. In a-i im of th. Arab rlllttcpa th nf rni.K'tiienta for ati-filne r? ern moro iiiii)'entiii3l IIukp ruollktf trnt-tun- iiiaib or mud are Mtlit out In the oj,''i . ay from tin; !ioiia.. and Into in,-... th imblea nr fru'Utly nl'iced d'inv 'hi' rtnv. and of'-:t thr "fitlrH f:nlly im-ft 1.', them nt nlcht. Tim t-. la ii. aH th.. iiuinMrou nnalr. and vi.rr'I'm which nlx.und durltii; Ilm KTeat heat of the Mimmt-T POISON IN ITS AIP. Motal Tlpi In Advanea. Tin Japnime cualoltt of nilmltlUter I liw the bolel ll ItiiineiJiuli'ly uim nr rtXllliS l clearly e:lrtlnial by Stafford llatiwoue In forumr day tin Jut .tncac ltttikeer itiB.lf n amnll . unrye for the fil lie Mipplliil. t Pie or lltere al-.it. uinl the Klteat. U"U ai-ilvltiK ut-.le n piceiil of moim to lb.- liotle ami .tiiotlmr u the aerviint. Imli. ntltic the.. l..v Im'IIi hi own mk Inl null, niul the ilaaa uf nccoiniiio.lmlit he exp.-ct eil llotve-er tutlltiUcelil the. prcMIH. ll una lailiti for him to wrlti voiiimuti uliltr or "rilbhlfh" on tin pttpcr In which ho wrnpiMtl them up IVnrftil cnllflialoll ivatlltial w hell l.uri'viilt ix HI, our hli'ita of tlpiitiu: tlret cntiie I'l.-eliled Willi tl hi" f'"" Hie rldhn Imt-lv .iitnll ..11111 of V ahlllliiKa. thev ihottiiht it alilllluu Hi' liniiil-oitie. when n ttiu.'h n it ahlllliis- wui4 prubutily iinlh Hailed lmtbiti I'ltioiilcle Orcatl Upon tha Watora. When Victor Iltico 'itii lit exile In llruaKeN lit Hiked ll"hefort to M.tntl Kodfiilher I" III koii fhltll.'ii. Itoche foil it. cepl.il nnd In liM.Uui: for it milt nhle pronelit fiiw III tt ctirlo-lty hltop window it Hlher Hibh orimnmiii which nitriti'ied him mid which he ltmhl. thoncli the price wn :UV(H) fntlici. When tlflfl l7ll Ibxliefurl wuk -'nt I,. Vow ('iili'doitlit nnd IiIh property coiilli. iile.1 Victor lltiuo "oltl tin ornn Ittellt for the Imimlll 'f UiH-ltt'fort'a filililly It ttirticil out thnl It witH the work of lletiveniiti. (Vlllnl. and H hrotmht In .'iMM"i finno. Franklln'a Fate Prafinurcd. The fitti of rntnlillii. (be exiloriT. wit tinwlltliiKly pielluured. nnd on the -eve of hi" Hlitrtltn: on ItW hint vuyilk'e. ill the lunula of lilt own di" voted wife A he Iny dozlllt: nil n Miiru Lnil.v I'riitiUlln threw aumetliliii: over hit feet, on which he iiwolic tu ruimteriuiUuii. wt.vlim: "Why thefeV u Mitk' iliiown over un! Don't yuu know tliin i hey Iny the union Jncli over it corpse V' A Charity Dnnco, AwUwiiiil SpoiiM--I nee our ,et la to hitve it miinil chinll.v hull Did yuu ever dunce for clmrlty ) I'retty Wlfe Of cotiiKe, Don't you remember Imw I UKt'd to tn lit pity on you mid dunce with you wliuii wo Mmt unit? -I.otulon TehiKriiph. Whri Hla Monay Want. Tnmii-YeH. Indy. I hml S.W.000 loft to me uttce, Wnuiuti-Aiid I mipposo It nil went fur liquor? Trump-1 H'posu ho. uiiim. Hum Judk'ea un' litwyera U iiwful drliiUurn.-Niiw York (lluhu. Corraot, lie-No nut it la in. bind; iih lie Ix pitlnlvtl. Slie-An no. uiuiuin Ik iih white iih hIic la iKiwdorud.-Clucli'.uutl ICiuitilrcr. For Sale cr Trade: For Tilla m o o k c i tv o r c ou nty property Mo. I -To Iru iii Uofc City 1'itrk, I'ortland, one block from atrcet car. No. 2 Three lot in University Park, PortUm', Uirec blocks from aired car. No. 3 Two !- tn HuRcnc City, one bl(ck from trcct cur ami four block from the Hiih School, Carnegie l.tbrnry and Slate Uriivuraity irrourxla. No. 4 -330 acre of wheat land In Morrow County, all un der cultivation, In Kil wheat bclL No O -One lot and fine residence in Unl residence part of San Jotrn, ("nl., 6 hort blocks from the HiKh School ami State Normnl School, and two short block from three atreel car lines. All tho Abova Will Irado For Tillamook Olty or County Proporty. P. W. TODD. - - Tillamook, Oregon ll Java's ValUy of Oeath. Whara Cl Cannot Ea.tt. Tim Valley of Dentil I on tfm l-land of Javn It ! Urn mixt rernnrkahi. natirat exHrnple of nti flttiviiimro loadil wltn .-qrlannlr aed s:n In ex tateme It hn.i uevrr ta -n fully rx-plon-d txmii. of th- daurer f rr mnitiiit loore ittnn n f-w motimutii tn It iloiioun ntmoapherr Airi-li.il thnitijitt an op.-iilnc N te'ii Hie tillla. It 1 fU t" ! all n vol ahani) valley ithotit half n mil. ncnx. It la nliotit thirty live feet derp. Thr lt tuin w tmnl and KjtiKl. without vepetu tlon aial atrewtt with Inrfe .totin The surfaie l covm-d with the lonei of animal. hlrd nnd riunmii Iwluc. I.xlorer rldom vetitur- Iwyond th tyinlepi. tliouah the deadly air do tint Immcllatelj nffeet rm tun ii Ik-Iii;-. T'hla la !MTiiie tlm mrloulc arid m. Ilns heavier than ttte attuinplmre. M-ttl-i u the tiottom of thr valley. I1 ani fowla thrown Into It fall .ttr-i In stantly and die III a few mlnul.i. o cratem or rlurn are vlsihle o the floor nf thl valley, antl It l thoti-'ht that the ornliiKi are nenr thr base of the hills Kxrliaiiitt. Cement : Coal Shingles Root Paint Lime : Brick Plaster Drain Tile LA MB- SC II R A D E R COMPANY j Docks and Warehouse Front St. between 2d and 3d Ave. West - i r Place Your Prescriptions in Our Hands- For Safety When your doet r write- ft prescription for yon he has only tlone s.) ntt-r he 1ms carefully ItaLinoctl yonrcac. His prescription slionltl be idled most carefully from drills of known strength ami purity. We liiye you this kind of set vice. When a prescription is placed in our hands every ingredient is -nost carcltllv weighed ami accurately mens nrctl. Let us till your prescript! ais imd take care ofvour driii; ortlcrs. 3a 3 Tillamook Drug Store: w a E. E. KOCH. Ph. G. 2 SB DEUT9CH ER APOTHEKERI Satisfaction lliuintiHt'eti. Money Hack ifXot Satisfactory I'UOSCSl Main I and Mutual A Door. NotlK of I. 0."3B i I illamtiok Harkcts. harmbss I) )N'T SPOIL A CrUD HOUSE by kcopliiK him In aliiibhy old Huriiests. Wo nre sullluK llnrness mmlo of tho boat stock ut prices that ouht to tempt you. A WKLL MA OH HARNESS will not only improvu the iippoiirniice of your horse, but contribute to your snfety ns well. Mitny it riiiinwny could be avoided if the old Hiirncua hml been tliacttnlud In time. W. A. WILLIAMS, Tillanioolt - Oregon Subscrllo for tho HernUl. It comes twice tt wee It, The following prices lire now for fnrm productB ut Tillamook Coirected every Thursdity : Ekus per tloz. Huttor, per roll $0.75 to Potatoes, per cwt. Cheese, per lb. . 17 to Cnl'luiue, per lb. Carrots, per lb. Parsnips, per lb. Si'UHSh. per lb. Pumpkins, per lb; Apples, per box 1.00 to Hogs' light, dressed, per lb. lings, heavy, dressed, per lb. Heef dressed, per lb. paid City. SO. 30 .85 .76 .IS ,01J .02 .02 .02 .Oif UU .09 .03 .0 'OLK'Si r.GON and WASHINGTON P Business Directory A Plrfctory of ouch City. Town unit ' Yillntt, Klvliii; iteicrliulve akotili ot jacli plaro. locatl.on, iiopulntlim, tolc ' Jraplu altlii)ilns and luinkllir t'olnt I Imi CluoJntiJ I'lroi'tory, ccmi'lloj by I .U.ias and profmaloti, U U VOI.K CO., fiHATTMO To Cheer Him. The wife or hi tiou was colnc to leave him tor n fortnlk'ht. and' Htx-Tottmiu- wa tryllis liN very' lrst to look real "My d.tr." he dd. ctokitie OaeW a chuckle with hi htiudken lilHf and vln luc til eyes. -I hardly Ilk t. tlU'ii; how I bhall mli you. Tim rvrnlm-s will Im ni lone and lonely wituout you. I chiill httvr no one to talk to" Georce." -:ild Slrx Kit, suneylus; him with a marble eye. "I have pm vlded for your i-omfort tn this u tu every other way. When you return home you will rtud dear tnnttmr there She wlH remiln till 1 com.- Iwek und kiep you company tu the evenlns. Kcorse " And a the train slowly silded out of the tatlon th cuard wondered why Kltz-'I"ouikiu nearly hit him when ho usliiuiited a tip.-London IV!eraph. Ireland' Coait C-liHs. The tim-M llff Ht'eitery In the United KltiL'doui t on the cusi ot tue eo.intv of D.inewil. at the uoritiwest of ire- iitna. ru.-iux the Atlantic w'tiete trm va riety iinl grandeur of the elirt are utiwt thrlllim: niul lmptelvr Slleve U'itk'Ue. Millth of .ilett CiUUiubkllle. I" a aiuxrli introdiftlolt to Donrtpifs cout splendors In le. than tmlf a tulle from tile M-a the mountain rears lis height of nearly -'. ffet. In the Hnml of Aehlll. orT the wrt eoat or Iteinnu. the cliffs .if iTos-ttiiu. at Aehlll Head. rle -it.vr from the wa ter' edL'e to tlie dizzy lle -ht of 3.tXJ fovt - London Staiularil. Delrauding the Wai'er. In h lmii-i- Hi nfe an Mimrinlti or ieted n li"i- iloeMMi- il'. iisuriiu ue s.ile. tirth boUe uliul. pe. lm .Metim. and m on ami when Urn wnite bnumlii him a lull of :i tMi.. he pin.l II Ilk., a liiMti After 'tl ' i.aliK wits hr.uii.'hl he coiiuleil It iid iinil a rr.llle towitnl the waiter lor a tin Hut the man. im-hlm: baeK the frt.n-. atd lu k'elttle repr.n ii: "Partloti uiouileiir. hut that l the i-oiuterlelt fruui' Comforting. Old CroiiUyli I think we'd heifer have the pai.iae iiml -tiiiiii i"M peied while I'm laid up. Mr, ilriiu.e: Mrs. ! (111 hnltM'keeperi-Lor . ir. 'itiln't yt-r ln'tier wall and ee ow xe goes on fiit? Them .-oilliw do ut.iKe such work with itulrciiM wall papers. London IVleuniph. Hard to Pleaie. "Why ilhl she tllvorce her rtnt has tianttr' "He couldn't keei Ills tlKiney " "And why is she suing her present husband for divorceV" "He'ii such a tightwad." - Houston Post. Two Good Ideas, Scott It's a good idea when nnury to count ten before you speuU. Alott True: also when "touched" to couut a thousand before you leud. Rostitu Tnuiscript. ' Discontent Is 'the wnnt of flf "''l' uuee It U iiiuruiitj- of wllL-Eiaenwa. ,..s-aaiii Tav AfMdfciBiiitL.wfe