924 TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT Elks are to give pre-convention | USE ’EM AT THE NEXT WEDDING musical. This promises to be a real treat The Lyric Musical Comedy Two of Tillamook’s young ladies Revue from the Baker Theater of A recent communication from David His plane plunging earthward from i an altitude of 5000 feet directly over ' H. Kennedy, county club agent, con- who are engaged in commercial per Portland have been engaged for two) A good single horse the business district of Dayton, Ohio, , tains a program of classes and ses- suits in two of the prominent estab nights, July 2nd and 3rd. _ I Lieutenant John A. McReady, hero i sions that the twenty-one Tillamook lishments of the city wanted to spend One feature that is going to be Price very Reasonable if of the first non-stop flight across the i county boys and girls are attending their money in another town, and big is the Men’s Trio songs, dances At Once continent, averted a disastrous acci at Corvallis. The work is being given since they were not free to leave acting and thrills. The famous musi I dent late last night when he walked by the Oregon agricultural college their work wthout jeopardizing theii cal actors, girl’s chorus, six charm Inquire Geo. Zjrr calmly out on the wing of his hurtling and the United States department of good standing with their present em ing girls singing and dancing. ployers, they chose to order shoes Box 310 R. F. I). No. 1 agriculture, which two organizations ship and stepped off into space, sup Leave it to the Elks to get the ported only by his emergency para are cooperating in giving extension from a store in McMinnville. After good numbers. Don’t miss seeing work in agriculture and horn eecon a thorough description of the brand this show’. Something new, some chute. Then, as he sailed with the breeze, omics. These are separate programs and size of the contemplated pave thing different. Do you want to Mac Ready watched the ship he had for girls and boys. The program for ment-pounders was communicated to laugh ? If so, come out July 2 and 3.— left fall to earth and explode just out- girls includes sewing, cooking, can the McMinnville merchant, the young Adv. Mac Ready’s parachute landed in ning, laundering, not book trimming, ladies waited the arrival of the ful F. J. PYE i. SON flowers, house decorations, food hab filment of their order. Thursday side of the city limits. Eugene—Tourist map of Lane coun the tree tops on the brink of a ravine its and birds, with instructions and morning they received a voluminous ty and Oregon with statistical in Fully equiped to draft plan , and after several calls he succeeded contests in bread making. The pro package containing sixteen pairs of formation has been published by any building no matter how in arousing two men who lived near gram for boys includes all the differ shoes of assorted styles and sizes. Chamber of Commerce for distribu and nothing too large. Glad tn by and they came and cut him down. ent prases of farm mechanics, testing, The office dog says he’d rather not talk it over with you any time »nd tion. The famous pilot was returning to sanitation, bacteriology, soils, leg be obliged to buy their shoes for Hood River—75 per cent of Pac. specialize In pleasing y00 McCook field here from Columbus in umes, potatoes, corn, gardening, the rest of his life. Pr. & Lt. company employees either an airways ship at 11 p. m. when fruits, poultry, birds, dairying and own or are buying preferred stock of Eugene holds special election July something went wrong with his motor live-stock judging. There are sev company. 2 on six bond issues, $620,000. eral tours mapped out in the differ high above Dayton. Realizing his life depended on glid ent classes so that the boys may take TILE YOUR FARM ing toward the outskirts of the city . advantage of practical observation. ASK THE MAN and leaping out in his parachute, ■ This section of the summer school WHO HAS TILED MacReady steered his plane north closes with a stock-judging contest and when it came over an open space today, Friday, June 27. Each mem TILLAMOOK CLAY he stepped . out of the cockpit to ber is given a list of general rules that includes schedule of daily activ jump off. WORKS Something caught and he had to ities and puts each student on his honor, also gives him a part in the climb back. By this time the plane was plung- upkeep of the campus and in the wel ing at a terrific rate, MacReady fare of the summer school session. Tillamook Portland Those attending from Tillamook walked out on the wing of the un- 209 1-2 Second Ave. E. guided plane, jumped off, counted two county are: Tillamook, Jack Mowery, 49 No. Front St. and then pulled the ring which open Donald Crenshaw, Lenhart Gienger, Bryan Morgan, Cecil Dye, Kenneth ed the parachute. Williams, Robert Williams, Allen Krake, Eula Krake, Marjorie Krake, THE MISSING SPARK PLUG COLLECTIONS Otto Hohfeld, Maxine Baker, Lauren To WE NEVER QUIT WE GET RESULTS Buel, Keith Buel, Norman Burdick, CORRECT Portland-McMinnville NO COLLECTION NO CHARGE Teacher: “Children, can any of you Darrel King and Adolph Benscheidt; Hillsboro-Forest Grove KNIGHT ADJUSTMENT COMPANY tell me what is the most dangerous from Rockaway, Pauline Thompson; McMinnville Hillsboro Tillamook Corvallis-Salem from Garibaldi, Alvah Foote from part of a motor car?” J, L. Knight J. J. St angel J no. O. Bozorht Eugene-Roseburg Tommy (shrilly): “Yes, Miss, I Beaver, Evelyn Gharst and Vera Sap pington. and Willamette Valley can! It’s the driver!" Points ♦ ♦ ♦ WARNICK-HARRIS Warden—“Who are you and what LEAVE TILLAMOOK 7:15 A.M. 10:30 A. M? are you charged with?” The home of A. H. Harris was the 2:30 P. M. 6:30 p, J[.« Prisoner—“My name’s Spark, I scene of a pretty wedding Wednesday ♦Holds for arrival of Manhattan am an electrician, and I’m charged Stage evening when, Miss Blanche Harris with battery.” •Holds for arrival of Seaside Stage became the bride of Irving Warnick. Warden—“Jailer, put this man in a LEAVE PORTLAND The ceremony was performed by the (Park and Yamhill Streets) dry cell.”—Exchange. Rev. George Harness at 8:30 o’clock 7:50 A. M. 12:50 P. M. Tillamook, Nehalem and Seaside. ♦ ♦ ♦ in the presence of a few relatives and 4:30 P.M. 11:50 P.M. School Teacher (to little boy): "If friends. The bride was charmingly For arrivals-departures an con a farmer raised 1700 bushels of wheat gowned in blue and the rooms were nections call and sold it for $1.17 a bushel, what decorated with ferns and pink roses UNION STAGE will he get?” Miss Jane Harris was flower girl and Leave stage depot at Tillamook, 9 a. m; leave TERMINAL Little Boy: “Automobile.”— Oak the wedding march was played by 3rd. St. and 3rd. Ave. East land Co. Motorist. A wedding supper was served at stage depot, Seaside, 3 p. m. Both Phones ♦ ♦ ♦ Miss Gwendolyn Harris, Portland - Newberg - Mc The reason some men have such a nine o’clock. COAST STAGES Minnville-Tillamook profound longing for the Open Road Those present beside immediate Geo. Smith, Mgr. is that they know they can make 65 relatves were Miss Lula Thurman, Stages miles an hour on it.—Motor News. Miss Libbie Tucker and George Par Inc. sons. ♦ ♦ ♦ Mr. and Mrs. Warnick left the WHAT ABOUT THE DOG? Herbert (finding a piece of rubber same evening for Lake Lytle. They in his hash): “There’s no doubt about will make their home in Portland it, the auto is displacing the horse where Mr. Warnick is employed. evei ywhere.”—Lampoon. WHEAT FOR CALIFORNIA ♦ ♦ ♦ Another reason why the motor car Due to crop shortages in California is gaining on the steam and electric caused by the long drought this year, railroads as a means of travel is that an almost unprecendented movement a road map is a durn sight easier to of wheat, flour and feed from Port read than a timetable, land to San Francisco and Los Ange ♦ ♦ ♦ les is expected to begin early in July Thompson—Do you know how to and continue for an extended period, run a motor car? according to a prominent coastwise Jackson—Why, I thought I did un- steamship operator here. til I had a short conversation with a In view of the slack in the coast policeman yesterday. wise steamship trade during the past ♦ ♦ ♦ several months, this increase in busi Horse-power has been sufficiently ness will be most welcome to the ope developed in the motor, What we rators. A large number of lumber need is the development of a little schooners are now tied up while many horse sense in the driver.—Northain- vessels that were kept on the route ton Motorist have been moving with light cargoes. California ordinarily produces about ♦ ♦ ♦ 16,000,000 bushels of wheat but crop WHOA! An old resident of Alaska had reports now available show that the never seen a motor car. One day he yield will not exceed 3,000,000 bushels was astonished to see one go by, but Almost the same proportions apply to was dumfounded when it was follow barley. The state has turned to the Northwest and already considerable ed by a motorcycle. Gee. whiz!” he said, “Who’d’a buying has been done and space taken I s-posed that thing had a colt!”—Ex- well through the month of July. It the demand is too much for the shir change. now in service, the lines will be ab! j ♦ ♦ ♦ off when 1 niber and some other com Secretary of Insurance Company— to draw upon the idle tonnage knocked "Just one moment—what make of car mtxiities drop;wd. Some old c -p do you drive?” wheat of low ;ra.ie has moved Applicant for insurance policy— fee«l purposes but the real volur.:. "Why, I don’t drive.” the movement will not begin until me Secretary—"Well, I’m sorry—but FEDDERS RADIATOR. A Star Car our company no longer takes the risk milling wheat is cn the mai ket. Cer tain other commodities which begin of insuring pedestrians.”—Punch. never "boils.” After your demonstra to move at this time of year have al ♦ ♦ ♦ ready added some volume to the coast tion, ask the Salesman to idle the THIS LOOKS SERIOUS wise trade. motor Place your hand on the radi- Judge—“What’s this man charge«! Another element has entered into the a or. It s cool. The 8-quart capacity, with, officer?” coastwise trade of late and has aided honeycomb. Fedders Radiator: the 16- Cop—“Careless walkin’, yer honor. in arousing a more optimistic spirit >nch fan with 4 blades; and the cir- He bumped into a truck and bent both It is the summer increase in passen for*thi! W,<ter PUn'P arC resP°ns*hie I fenders and the radiator,” ger trade. Passenger carriers running to and ♦ ♦ ♦ from Portland are now getting bette: lists than they have at any time since ONE ON DAD “Willie, let me hear you count up late last summer. Th«> Admiral Fiske Distributors Till**** 3 of the Pacific 8 eamship company to ten.” sailed with a full list W.biesday County "One. two, th ee. five, six, eight, morning for the first time this year. I nine ten.” e The Ros« City is gefing go . 1 trade J "Wrong! You skipped two num 1 7. the Cuba is carry ng large lists and I bets.” “Well, that's the way father the steam schoon. rs that carry pas-1 senge s are being booked ftill. counts.” “Is your father an «Xpert account- There May Be Just What You Want ¡ant ?” in the Classified Ad Column “No’m! He sells gasoline.”—Judge. I.EAI’S 5000 FEET FROM FLANE DENA-HANSEN GIFT-SHOP Tiny Things for Little Tots Useful Articles for Baby Anything in Fancy Work—Hemstitching Across from Tillamook Hotel Now is the Time You Need FRUIT JARS—we have the old time Mason Jars, the Glass Top and Economy Jars, also all kinds of Jar Tops, the very best Rub bers, Jelly Glasses, etc. Our prices on these things are absolutely right. SEED—Our seed business this year has been the largest we have ever done. Our prices have been right, with no stickers and our trade has appreciated that fact. There is still time for Turnips, Rhutabagas and Beets and late Garden Stuff. POULTRY SUPPLIES—We can tell you what to feed your hens and growing chickens to get results and we have the feed. FRUIT—Strawberries and Cherries now at their best, also Cur- rants and Raspberries. FONTANA’S MACARONI and other pastes; we sell them at 3 pkgs, for 25c. The quality is there. TEA—Our good bulk Teas regular 60c lb. special this week 47c. BUTTER—Always that good Linn Butter. Satisfaction Store-Market E. G. Anderson pay friiute to a superstition? ZEROLENE- LUBRICATED CARS WIN SIX OUT OF SEVEN YOSEMITE ECONOMY RUN TROPHIES Does Zerolene “stand up”? The drivers of the four cars that won six of the seven trophies in the 1924 Los Angeles-Camp Curry (Yosem ite) Economy Run say so. Of the five Zerolene-lubricated cars entered in the race, four carried off prizes, including the sweepstakes won by the Overland, model 92. Six of the seven trophies offered went to cars using Zerolene. And inci dentally,the oil consumption record ed by the official checks was re markably small. The sweepstakes winner writes: "In spite of th* intense heat to which the motor was subjected, when the ulti mate check was made I found greatly to my surprise that the gauge showed absolutely no use of oil whatsoever. I attribute my success in winning ths 1924 Yosemite Economy Sweepstakes greatly to the use of Zerolene in the motor and Red Crown gasoline in the tank."—Joe Bozzani. Isn’t it time to dismiss forever the superstition that there is something mysteriously “better” about eastern oils, merely because they coot more and are made in the East? Experi enced drivers, out to make economy records, don’t share that super stition why should you? Insist on Zerolene — a better oil even if it does cost less. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (Califucnia) CLUB NOTES FROM O. A. C. For Sale MATHER’S TRUCK SERVICE STAGES COAST STAGES Daily STAR CAR Leads in sales of it’s par ticular class in Tilla mook County, also six other counties for month of May. There are 27 rea sons why. Come in and let us explain. The 27 Feature Car No. 9 fe «'»"»> »by 11» Star should become a part of your taniilv. nelson Electric Co. W: TIRES C/TtfStS