FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1, TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT the latter company made objection, I then the local man got busy, and for and the matter was dropped for the I several minutes things were lively time. It is asserted, however, that RV QLIFRIFF AQPMIM thereabouts. Finally, a big 15 pound the Bell company offered to the farm­ CLUB CALENDAR Di oncnirr nOUnllVI ga]mon broke water, and was grad- ers a charge of 50 cents per month -------- ually brought in shore and gaffed. February 4. Merrymakers. Regu- for exchange service. It is further Tillamook county will be better off | While it was not one of those per- Jar meeting. 7:30 P. M. Business. understood that a representative of by the sum of $350, provided Louis |fectly fresh boys that cavort in cov- February 6. Kensington meets at the Pacific States company is now on Smith, Jr., pays an old score due thelert.d with sea-lice from the vasty Mrs. R. E. Ringo and the ground here, in the interest of county for a bootlegging fine back I deep, yet, it was a fair fish, at that, Masonic hall. Mrs. M. R. Terry hostesses. some sort of an arrangement looking in 1922, which he says he expects to an at the home of Mrs. Noyes, as_ ' the Elks entertainment fund. C. J. McNaughton arrived here sisted by Mrs. Me Williams and Mrs. PLEASANT VALLEY from Portland Tuesday, to make ar- Alva Williams. rangements for the production of the services of the late (Crowded out last week) The funeral sceond annual musical comedy in the E. Thomas sold his team of Frank Heyd were held in the Mason­ interests of the Elks entertainment horses to J. H. Proctor. ic lodge hall in this city last Friday fund, and it is expected that the com­ Mr. and Mrs. John Blum and daugh­ afternoon. The attendance was large, edy will be placed on the boards at ters visited Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Blum and was composed of those who iiad the armory anywhere from the 15th at Miami last Sunday. known the deceased in his lifetime The primary election in May will of February to the first of March Mrs. A. Devine and Miss Catherine and who respected him as a man and next. Those who know Mr. McNaugh­ O’Hara of Tillamook visited Mrs. as a neighbor. Rev. Anderson, pastor be for the purpose of nominating ton, feel assured that the date finally Desmond Wednesday. of the Presbyterian church delivered candidates for the following county selected for the comedy will bring an Mr. and Mrs. Viv Lane of Clover- an excellent sermon, in which lie paid offices: Commissioner for road dis. overflowing house. dale visited their brother, George, a high eulcgy to the life and char­ trict; sheriff; county clerk; county Sunday. acter of the deceased. This was fol­ assessor; surveyor; district attorney; A charvarie crowd called on Mr. lowed by the Masonic funeral service, senator; joint representative; treas­ and Mrs. Alvin Blum Jr. the newly which was impressive in its character urer; and superintendent of schools. The election will be held in Novem­ weds, at the home of Mr. and Mrs. and scope. Arthur Donaldson Tuesday evening. On Saturday last the remains were ber and the successful candidates will After enjoying the generous treats prepar'd for forwarding to the old take office the first of January 1925. and extending congratulations, all de­ home town of the deceased in Kirks­ parted for their homes. ville, Mo., where interment will be PLAN TO SWAP SUBSCRIBERS Pleasant Valley Grange at their had, it is presumed under the direct­ A conference was held in Portland regular meeting Saturday installed ion of the Masonic lodge, to which the following officers. Dolph Tinner- the late brother belonged before com­ last week by representatives of the County Telephone company and the stett of Fairview acting as install­ ing to Tillamook. ing -officer. I. H. Moore, master; The remains were accompanied by Pacific States Telegraph and Tele- Nora Blum, overseer; Anna C. Graf, Mrs. Heyd, the widow and by Jacob phone company in which the matter secretary; Harold Proctor, steward; Heyd, the father of deceased, Both of exchanging subscribers to the two Charlie R. Moore, A. S; Lola Bradley, the latter will return to Tillamook in companies was discussed, The Paci- chaplain; Margaret Moore, treasurer; the near future. tie States company, it is said, made a Ruth Desmond, secretary; Ben Turn­ proposition to swap its country sub­ er, I. K. Gaynelle Woods, C; Hallie Dr. Robinson reports the birth of scribers for the city subscribers to Thomas, P; Della McWilliam, F; Mary a daughter to Mr. and Mrs. the County Telephone company, but Blum, L. A. 8. it is understood that subscribers te Holden January 23. Morse and Ellis store building is nearly complete. IN REALM OF SOCIETY ___ i BAD DEBT COLLECTED FORMER SHERIDAN MAN RATES HIGH IN LAW PREPARE FOR ELK HERD COUNTY NEWS IN BRIEF F. HEYD FUNERAL HELD BY MASONS PRIMARY ELECTION FOR COUNTY PLACES FATHER OF MERCHANT DIED AT SEATTLE, WN. (). Larson, father of ('. Larson of the flrm of Larson & Hechtner, mer­ chants of this city, died in Seattle, Washington, on Thursday, January 24, while un a visit to his daughter in that city. His son, C. Larson went immediately upon receipt of the news, and Mrs. Istrson followed later. The funeral occurred last Tuesday the 29th inst. Deceased is survived by his widow, and one son, C. Larson of Tillamook, and one daughter in Se­ attle, and another one in Akron. Ohio. Deceased was between sixty and sev­ enty years of age, and prior to his death, had purchased property in Til­ lamook U|H>n which he expected to build in the spring, with the idea of making this city his permanent home. The Larson & liechtiwr store was led here on last Tuesday, the date the funeral FISH WAS CAUGHT ON ANOTHERS LINE down on the Nestucca last Sum states that the river »•»» lim'd » Portland fishermen. Some were lu< but the Tillamooker noticed one ] chap who seemed discouraged, had been fishing nearly all day, had not a fin to th - . ' * fellow asked the Tillamook* i his salr.ion rod and try ft. Tf complied, apd pretty soon b »mething It proved tv be so body’s else line Tillr.mooker fc mid the loose end of the line and be 'Iran to wind it up, when there came a tug the unseen end of the line and To the Live About the Dead ; s CT : s ; “Tut” for short. When “Tut” reached the DANGEROUS AGE, and finally succeeded in producing the “Staycomb'’ effect with his somewhat luxuriant locks, he up and died. Dying was one of the leading indoor sports then, and “Tut’s” death was a Major League event. They proceeded to (w)rap him as per custom in £ series of layers and finally deposited the remains in a tomb in the Valley of Departed Kings. - -- . . Three thousand years later, a party of Anti-Volsteaders while, exploring for a fit spot for “still’ development work, dug up ‘Tut’s’ tomb with all the medieval relics buried with him. Then the advertising men stepped in and took charge, and in a few weeks gave ‘Tut’ a reputation which shades CHAR- LIE CHAPLIN, DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS and MARY PICKFORD into ob­ LtX VWI livion by comparison. Dead three thousand years! Forgotten! Lost! Then‘BANG’—adver­ tised, and the whole world clamored for more news of ‘Tut’. If advertising can put that much life into something dead for three thou­ sand years, what will it do for a LIVE SUBJECT or PRODUCT? For a LIVE BUSINESS? OUR BUSINESS? They might have dug up a hundred ‘Tuts’, and if they kept the news to themselves, only a few bookworms and historians would have ever heard of it. Moral: You might have the best product in the world, but unless you TELL them about it, your business will slumber peacefully to death. And that is why we advertise to you folks in Tillamook County. We want you to know that we have a science that REALLY and ACTUALLY Adjusts the causes of such trouble as paralysis, heart trouble, diabetes, high blood pressure, tonsilitis, pneumonia, neuritis, tuberculosis, fevers, mumps, deaf­ ness and every other affliction you have ever heard of. When you stop to think of it wouldn’t it be about the most suicidal business policy to spend real money on these advertisements to tell you these things if we couldn’t make good on what they say. The reason PACKARD, CHICKERING, TIFFANY and VICTROLA spent real money to advertise is because they have the best in the world in their particular line. So have We. We practice the most near­ ly perfect cure in the world for all disease. Bar NONE. H. L. Babb, Chiropractor, Member Universal Chiropractors’ Association Licensed by the State of Oregon. factory Will play an important part next summer in carrying Uncle Sam’s giant dirigible across the North Pole. “Hot Air” may have the “lift” in a balloon, but applied to selling Used cars it wont lift a single dollar from the sensible man's pock­ et. Discriminate buyers ask for facts—discrimi­ nate buyers “Ask the Envelope" because thoy know this to be the source of dependable inform­ ation about our Used Cars. Let’s talk facts and let Uncle Sam’s balloonists have the “hot air. WHEREVER YOU GET IT 5 Fords— $100.00 up Ford Coupe. 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