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GIVE “OLD PEOPLE’S PARTY’
Iceland Young Folk Hold Entortaln
mont Once a Year, and Call
It Qamalmennaaamaati.
What a word! Ti-isualaled II iiieuus
“old
people’s
party"—an Institu
tion that U held once a your routul
Christmas in the little fishing town of
lsufjord In Iceland. The party, which
Is given by a union of Ut> youug peo
pie, Is tile one big event iu the live..-,
of the old people of the place. They
begin to talk about it In March, and
tt is their chief topic of conversation
untll December. Karly in the year, too.
the W> members of the union begin to
make preparations, for. as there are
to be between »Ml and 4(M> old people,
much preliminary work U neeeesury.
For example, the young men and wom­
en must see that good "party" clothes
are provided for all the old people
who need them; It would not do for
them to go In aliabby cloth*«.
The
party must have an air of prosperity
as well as good cheer.
The festival starts at five o’clock
in the evening and does not dose un
til on the following morning. First
there Is a big tee. Then wheti all are
Mtlstied and things have been el wired
away comes a play, which the old peo
pie dearly love; then there is u con
cert, during which all the old Icelandic
and Danish songs are sung. After the
concert the yuung mee and worn«;
play games with the old people, and
then wind up with all the old-fnshloned
dancee. And they must see that each
Old person has at least one «lance wtth
some member of the union.
During the war the old people would
often ask anxiously: “Wlll there be
a party this year?" For they realised
that It was almost impossible to get
fruit of any kind or the sugar with
which to make the great variety of
little cakes of which the old people
are s<> fund. “Oh, yes,” was the cus­
tomary answer, "the party will take
place at the usual time.*' And it did.
for the 90 young members denied them
selves sugar and fruit so that the olil
people would not be disappointed.—
Youth's Companion.
to talk to you.
Finally the young woman at the
telephone, In n tone men nt to be
frigid and crashing, snld •
“I’m glad you're glad you
and slammed the receiver down with
s hang.--Indianapolis Newt-
OBJECTED TO BEING BROILED
'Straddle Bug" Walked Off the Grill
as Often as Coak Recaptured
and Replaced It.
A frtornl of mln* Is very fond nf
lolister, hut, litre Lugpy men. has xir>
Idea how such food Is pTc ired
His
wife had occash . to be al,'»nt from
home one day last week and she told
the servant girl to broil a lob.iter for
my friend’s dinner. She left a note
telling her husband of the treat she
had provided for him and requesting
hint not to wait dinner for her. He
was quite hungry when he readied
home and, after’ reading the note, said
to the aervi nt:
“Is that lobster ready?"
“No. air. It isn’t,” said the girl
"Well, hurry up with tt
gry as a hear," said he.
“I can't, sir," said the girl. "The
mistress said to broil the lobster, and
I got him on the gridiron after a deal
of fnss. The more I poked the fire
the more he walked off, and I thought
he was haunted nnd no good would
enme from cooking a straddle hug like
that."
"What did you do with It?" mild my
friend getting mad.
“The last I saw of him he wn« going
oct the buck door with his tall up. tike
the maniac he was.”
He had sanline« for dinner.—Judge.
FEW BIG BANKNOTES IN USE
Those of Flvs or Tso Thouasnd Doi
lare Practloally Flourish Only
to Fiction.
Banknotes of $5.000 or $10.000 size
flourish only In fiction.
They rarely
figure In real life outside of bank
transactions.
Occasionally a mnn of the Gute«
type likes to flash a note of dassllng
dimensions I snyv “Charlie“ calmly
USE OLD ROMAN RESERVOIRS hand a $5,000 bill to the cashier of a
Philadelphia hotel, observes “GfranT'
Souroee of Water Supply Constructed In the Philadelphia Inquirer.
The young man In the brass cage
Centuries Ago Employed by Peo­
had been trained by the Boldt system,
ple of the Holy Land.
^tnd he was quite us matter-of-fact as
The Pools of Solomon—which linve the son of the man known us “Bet-yon-
tjg hij pyvlj yjv
nothing to do with tliat monarch ex­ a-tqllllon" G^tes.
cept that they are located near th* $5,000 as If it were an hourly habit,
gardens named for hi m every con­ and paaved back the change, amount­
structed by Roman engineers to supply ing to about $5,985.
a population that must have been much
You can tell that we use few $5.000
the sise of that which occupies the and $10.000 bills by the small number
Holy land today.
They consist of of them which weir out The federal
three large reservoirs with a total reserve bonk destroys each yeur just
capacity of 40.500,000 gallons, and are about a billion dollars of Its own worn-
situated about eight miles from the out notes, but In eight years It bus ‘
capital.
canceled only 50 of the $5,UU0 and 150
Two have been cleaned out, the Irak* of tiie $10,000 denomination.
It would seem from this that $10,-
that have developed during centuries
of disuse have been Mopped up. and 000 bills are three times as common
Jerusalem has waterworks as modern as the $6,000.
as the heart of an engineer could de­
sire.
Unconqusced California Valley.
Tiie discoveries of new territory are
fiver, the surface aqueduct and tun­
nels that the Romans left have been comparatively few In the United
repair«! and are In use. connecting Htatee. owing to the great activity of
the pools with their source of supply, the geological survey, as well as ex­
a large spring rising in the cavern plorer« and mountain climbers. There
nailed Blr I la rash.
seems, however, to be an unconquered
volley in Hlsklyou county. California,*
Hidden valley. G. W. Pellepreau, the
"Rat Tall" Cigars* Days Numtoersd.
Four old men in Pittsburgh, ail up­ discoverer of the valley, said he tuul
ward of sixty-flve, are engaged In roil­ glimpsed It from a mountain [>eak wtth
ing u certain form of "smoke" known the aid of high-powered binoculars.
as the "rat tall." The rat toil, which From all reports he believed the valley
Is often «infused with the stogie, la had never been entered. Borne men be­
a long thin, handwrapped roll of to­ lieve It abounds In game and that min­
bacco similar In appearance to the ro­ eral deposits are likely to be found.
dent's toll.
These old men arc said Walls of sharp peaks surround the val-
to have ^«*n trying to teach their art bey, standing like a barricade iignlast
to younger men and women without man's advance.
Once over the wulla, l’ellepreuu l>re-
success
The stogie, also Indigenous
to Pittsburgh, differs in waist girth diets, scaling ropes and ladder* will
and in other respects from the rat be necessary to get beyond th*
tall. Rat tails are tightly wrapped and chasms. He estimates the valley con-
stogies arc more closely rolled
Th* tains W»' acres. —Scientific American.
iotSacco also differs.
The Radio In Politics.
When the first t’onevtoga wag«»*
U is suggested that the pre.«
'al
rolled their wav over the Alleghenies
-n-
the Indians who lived on the site of campaign of 1934 will hnv«
Fort Duquesne traded wtth the pio­ tlrelj new feature, due to tin- .. .el-
neer* the rough outline* of what came optnant of the radio. It Is assumed
later to be developed as stogie*, The that all of the national jmrtle* will
name Conestoga became corrupted to take over one or more powerful broad
easting stations anil till the air at all
stogie.
hours of the day and night with sta­
*
-
tistics. arguments and the speeches
Indian Mummy Conturiss Old.
Wrapped in tattered deerskin robes of candidates. There Is even the pos­
and covered by a piece of a course sibility that the Presidential nominees
*rasa matting probably woven by the will be able to return to the old prac­
hands of an Indian squaw centuries tice of remaining at their homes and
ago, the partly mummified remains of doing all of their si>«aklng from their
front porches, which, of course, will
a prehistoric Indian have been dtacov
ere<l under an overhanging bluff on the be wired for broadcasting. Ttyis rev­
Oowskln river, near Noel, Mo., arche­ olution will have Its agreeable fea­
No on* need bother himself
tures.
ologists announced.
The party making the discovery is with pollthu unie«« he whiles to
in charge of M. R. Harrington and listen In.—Lincoln (Neb.) Journal.
represents the Museum of the Ameri
can Indian, neye foundation, of New
York city
“We regard the And as particular­
ly Interesting," Mr. Harrington said,
"because It rwvenls the mode of dress
of those early Indians, whom we have
called. for convenience, the Ozark
Bluff Dwellers.’'
Everybody Glad.
“ A long winded Inquirer for Frank
Benle;. adjutant of the Indiana de­
partment of the American I-eglon, had
been talking to one of the attaches
of the department for about ten min
utes, despite the fact she was trying
to pet rid of him all that time. H*
kept repenting:
"TUI glad I called. anyway, I got
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'Aorsons With Nimsa of F amona Ch in-
«etera Before United Statis Civil
Service Commist o».
One would not think of Mother
Goose in coniMH-tiini with Unde Sain,
bat recently when a woman took to
the Civil Servlc«' commission the re­
quest for her transfer to a different
department. the clerk whose duty It
was to pare on such matters noticed
that her name wits Hprnt, and he
asked, In his moat official manner:
“Any relation to Jack Spratt' “Yea,"
was the quiet answer, “he's my hue­
band.'’ Then, laughing at his aston­
ishment. she continued: J’Hls name Is
John, but everybody rails him Jack
8prat." The clerk scrutinized the pu-
pers further mid udded, “I suppose you
have learned to eat lean meat by this
tlmeT' “Oh, ye»." she replied, "we
try to live up to our na^e."
All
right, Hl order this issued." ami he
affixed hl* official O K
Anot’mr woman lirovud to have the
olid ruHiie of Mrs. Eve Apple. Noticing
the clerk’s Incredulous look, she re­
marked : “Yes, everylaxly smiles at
my name, but you know history some
times repeats Itself." “Only. In this
caso, he Intorpoaed. “yon accepted an
apple Inataii d of giving one."
HARD TO DECIDE
MEANING
Preacher Might Have Had Either One
of Two Things In Mind In
i
Hie Prayer.
Representative John Gamer of Tex­
es, says: "< >ne of the storiea I Hire
beat was told by old Hob Taylor, but
I've found that of all the THylor stories
this one la not very well known.
“In the South there was a struggling
preacher with a family so large that tt
took all his meager pay to keep going.
And besides that, ths children kept
coming along. He was very poor.
“One more baby arrived.
So the
congregation got up what is known in
the South as a pounding. The idea Is
that everybody gives a pound of some­
thing to stock up tiie family food sup­
ply. And In addition the congregation
got up a purse for the preacher.
Two mumtiere of the congregation,
of a simrting turn of mind, made a bet
on the Issue of what the preHChor
would S|>euk of first In hl* prayer next
Bunday morning, whether It would lie
the arrlvtil of his son or whether tt
would be tiie gift from the rongrega-
tlon
But when Sunday came th«y
could not decide who hnd won. Th«
preacher started off the prayer:
•’ 'Oh. Almighty God, I thank you
for this succor.’*—New York Herald.
Metal Paper.
it la reported that lithographer«
here anil abroad have for some time
been using plated paper instead of thin
metal sheet.', preferring the former u*
the piqier body gives a soft cushioned
effect whlcl -iinnot he obtained wtth
the solid ue-iai
For this purpose the
metal I* . ...... .«-plated on the surfacs
of the papes « hlch has first been coat­
ed with a layer of graphite to give It a
conducting Miirfnce. The principie thus
employe«! Is old, but the difficulty bus
always been that the liquid tn the
pintlug bath would 4oak into the pa­
per and would loosen the metal film
from It even while this was being de­
posited.
Now the user* have learned
thin by first coating the paper wtth
s y irnlsh <>r lae«|iier Impervtama to
n
lure, they can make tt Immune
against the direct action of the
liquid, so that the film of metal will
cling firmly to It.—Washington Star.
Milk by Parcel Poet.
Here is "something new under the
sun.'' A dairyman at Franklin, Va.,
tins established a rural [mrcei poet
milk service. He has thermic contain­
ers for bls fresh milk, and lias abol-
lslied his own delivery system, substi­
tuting the parcel poet service on four
routes.
He gathers the fresh milk
from the farmers and. without odsd -
tng thè Individuai container». delirar»
il io thè town custmners TUat beuta
drlving nanny gouta freni door to door,
uh they do In some «mutrie*. mllklng
a* per orde*.
'eì -I
TI»
1«'".,... l ?»
uNibility betöre H
luuatar generai, wlth thè view to on-
llstlng natlon-wlde <-<>-operatlon of the
post office In sprendlng thè System,
untll thè whole lund wlll be llterally
"flowlng wlth milk." If not wlth honey.
—Washington Star.
Odd Days and Lent.
“Everything» ehunged nowadays,"
remarked Jones ut lunch, "due I sritr-
pose to the wave of niodernlmi sweoi»
tng the country. It makes one wonder
continually wtiat'U happen next.
“It’s had Its effect on religion as
well. Why. this year, even Lent l»n*t
normaL"
"What? t-^w isn’t normal? What
do you mean?” inqulrad
"I should »uy It Isn't.
Wednes­
day, the first day of Insot, was Vaian
tine day.
Sending comic valentllMB
to your friends surely Is no rsilgtoaa
way to usher in Lent, Is it? Easter,
which marks the end of I<ent, is
April Fool’s day.
The way people
have been acting of late seems to have
had an effect on the calendar.—New
York Sun.
Information From Poetmaeters
Tills may seem a novel method (Ji
«•arching for rare meteoric finds, but
it has proved to bi* efficacious.
The
curator of geology of the United
States National museum corresponds
with the nearest postmaster to a re­
ported find, and the latter is usually
nble to pat him hi touch with persons
who can give reliable fucta—Sclentlttc
American.
MUtaion or noiavionsnip.
This conversation took place In a
crowded elevator following a m<*»tlng
recently of the Indianapolis liar as
sodutlssi
Judge James M, Leu filers remarked
to William E. Jeffrey, an attorney,
that he hud confuted his name wtth
if at of PWrfik M. W. Jeierj, another
lawyer. Is u case In court that duy.
"You men are brothers, aren’t
you?" Judge leathers asked
“No, our mimes ore not even rqielled
Hllke," Mr, Jeffrey replied
"Nope, they are not brothers, they
ure Just brothers-in-law," suld Judge
T. J. Moll, from his corner of the
elevator.
Judge Hae a Grlevanoe.
A local circuit judge with an
eager, quick-working mind hue abuo
lutely no patience with people who
comment at length on the weather or
discuss other trivialities.
"Suppose a mon offered you some­
thing to ent, and then handed you some
sawdust to put in your mouth," he said.
"The food for thought that you get tn
a lot of people’s conversation Is Just
us worth mulling over or giving your
attention to as sawdust."—I mt roll
Nows
DEAR TO HEART OF INDIAN
Horses and Cslloo Always Among ths
Gifts Exchanged After Cero-
monial Vielt le Over.
Urn-mu are ulwaya «malderod among
Indiana the very th, eat present that
can be_ given. and following a visit of
FRIDAY, JUNE 22, 1923
one tribe to another, us the liomewurd
trek is In progress, each Indian family
will have several leading behind, pres-
ent* from their late hosts The I’on-
' 't «ea. Pawnees, ClieyenwH nnd
Oie plnlDR tribe*, use
r i > li
’I * ’’fim •’ ’’
ring \ 1IL- AZ Í'T
r
which to truvel about t: • < ’
nnd lu tiie warmer months of i!
y<
It Is not unusual to encounter 1 >ig
string* of those going on a visit to
some other tribe.
Bolts of gaily colored calico con
stltute tiie popular gift, whenever un
«■ntertulnna'iit of any kind Is beiug
given the Indian by white persons. Tt
metiers not what the other presents
may be, there ure nlways uiuny bolts
of calico, nnd these ure always gratis
fully received and uppreluted
It lias been the cdrtom of many of
the tribes for centuries for the squaws
to curry their pujaHimw on their back,
with the liable» strapped to boards and
then placed upright over the women’s
sliouhlera. Cnlloo Is always wrapped
around board» which huiqieu to he
about the right length for puiaxise < ur-
the old duys when the traders
bolts of calico for pelts the
aquawa immadhitely grabbed these
boards an which the cloth was hound,
for their infanta, and this custom Is
followed to the present day
In fact,
the squaws visit the mardbanto in I’on-
ca City nnd other towns wham
Indians trade, und have ell or
boards wived for thia partlcuter pOP-
pooe.
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amook County.
Dealers througl
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Chamiet'G Assertion That He Can
tain Hydrogen From Water Is
Most Important.
Portland, Oregon
Germuns have dreamed a lot
things, or have been rejairtetl
dreaming u ba of things In chem­
ical discovery since the war ended.
If n Munich chemist has found a
way of getting cheap hydrogen from
water, and lias patented It. Ills putent
might he said to be worth enough to
pay all Germany’s reisirutlons.
Thia Is chemistry's crock of gold. All
erouhS us Is wuter In unllmiteil supply.
Two-thlrds of that wuter Is the hottest
hurtling gus we know of. Professor
Einstein Is right in asserting that fuel
ciMidltlous the world over would be
revolutionised if water could be inex­
pensively transmuted into Its oxygen
and hydrogen.
We s]>end immense sums for coal,
anthracite, and bituminous, dug out of
deep mines by strenuous toll, curried
at Large exjwnae in railroad care to our
cities, trucked to our individual coal
blns wtth more exjienae. Hydrogen
gas would do its work better In
every way, both for factory and home
use. And Instead of working to ex
hetist a fixed supply, already eeti
mated, we should take nothing from
nature that would not be restored. The
hydrogen, burning, would not cease to
be hydrogen. It would precipitate It­
self when recombined with oxygen and
become water again without man’s a»-
slstance.—Brooklyn Eagle
Worcester, Mass.— After being con­
fined at a hospital here two years, sup-
jsised to be suffering from un incur­
able hip disease. Edneet Klnnnrf. elev­
en. decided it was time to leave. He
biked home to his parents. Mr. and Mrs.
John Klnnnrt He was then otUdaMf
discharged from the hospital.
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