frid a y. September 15, 1922 < uixicts J r. is in lin doing some ccountant here, ^actuated from y 8f Oregon a commercial HIE TILLAMOOK HEADLIC.il ' for th past : Saltons ex L a £ i lui ino o a \cnie, mother AJ ivh Leslie Harrison rv work ids an an. Anthony Werner i the nashnul gard now to cook beans an corn fee fine. SUBSCRIPTION RATES One year ____________ -............... 12.00 Six months ______ __ _______ __ 1.00 Three months -__ __________ Payable in advance CORNELIUS VAMD6O8U.T WHITNEY Floyd Woolfe an Fred Ringle went out an got 2 d vers. Wun of them wus runnin to beet the ban on HANPAY EVERYWHERE autos or trains or boats go in this country Mister Ringle he sh >t at it an it you can present Travelers’ Checks, and know they will be Doctor Reedy got sum rite ups for turned a round to sec ware the big accepted upon your writing your countersignature. the fare up to Portland whats Sept. noise wus an stumbled an broke his They are very convenient because they make you Independent 12th. He was in the hotel up thare neck. The deer did I mean. of hanks and banking hours, and are accepted by hotels, stores, ticket offices, etc. They remove the risk of robbery, an a newspaper man seen him and and make it possible to carry a large sum of money in small Mister John Nelson up to Bay got him to talk so thats how he got space. the story. Evry little bit helps he city is gettin a long all rite now from DIRECTORS sed, an the cheef sed thats the cheese. what wus the matter John Morgan W. J. Rlecherä. struttiti a roun agen. A. W. Bunn B. C. Lamb. Henry Rogers C. J. Edwards. Mrs. Lillian Johnson what lives C. A. McGhee Mister Small wliat iwns the fish up to Portland what wus here for the meetin of the women’s clubs cannili place wus -up to Portland rote a letter to the chamber of com­ seein the sites on gettin sum good merce an told them to put Tilla­ ea ts. I bet he din’t eat no fish mook, Oregon on all the ads less cause yon get of wun thing so much. TILLAMOOK OREGON peeple will think Tillamook is' the Mister George Peterson-up to Bat name of cheese sted of the best city goose -OOGOOOaOOOOOOCOOGQOOGSOOGööCCöOBOCOOeöOOOSOOOe city is fixin up things in the post­ in Oregon. office now whats postmaster so you Mister Gilpin whats workin for dont haff to wate all day for your us says he thinks my spellin is the male. easiest. Spellin is hard in chool jess PORTLAND—TILLAMOOK I dont no if Ray Grate got enn\ the same. deers but the cheef sed he gessed Two Trucks Daily Mary Webber got marrid. I node maybe he got sum venison, huntin. it last week but I forgot it, an I Special rates on household goods and bulky commodities Mister Harry Long sed when he forgot a bout Joan Knight an Oauk- i ine Paul and Arthur Travis an goes fishin in the Rustler agen he’s John Mathers, Agt. | Katherine McGee also, Mister goin to take the dock with him to Rate: 55c per hundred I ucker got all the jobs in the church keep from gettin throde over bord I think. Its $10 dollers when you get like Roy Brock did that time, No-! buddy wus hurt. Everybuddy WUS marrid in church. see sick jess the same. You dont care Mister Ackley went deer huntin what happens when you ge see sick ' but I dont know if he got enny yet. sept you want it to happen quick. I Deers is wild as the dickens an run Mister Tucker wich is the minister . hard when they see you an you haff to shoot them runnin less they turn is got a new job up to Albany. I a round to look ware you are an guess he will get more wages. Min­ stumble an brake thare necks like isters gets pade for marryin peeple wun did wun time for my fother. also. Its $5 if its jess quiet an $10 if its a big fuss in the church. Mister Hoskins wich got in a fite Mr. Pine wich is hed agent for the with Mister Harley, Foland’s bull from New Jersey is all rite from it county got his pitcher in a magazine now. The bull nocked him down smilin an Rose Wilkes also what an then he got a stock an hit the helps him bein agent. It wus the bull in the bull’s eye he sed an the Guernsey breeders magazines wich is bull he wated a minnit to open his eye big cows. George J. Burckard, Manager an wile he wus watin Mister Hos­ Florence Heffley is my teechcr kins he beet it. Nobuddv wus hurt. Sheet Metal and Plumbing Work I I this yeer an she’s goin to teech me of all descriptions . spellin if it takes her all her life Mister Botts wus down to S. Fran ­ Hot Water and Steam Heating i she sed. I like her cause when she cisco to the meetin for lawyers an Pipe and Pipeless Furnaces seen Mr. Coolidge wich is next to i gets mad she jess smiles an dont get We Repair Radiators and Mister Hardinz. i cross ’with you. Never before in the his­ tory of 1 illamook county have so many road improve­ ments been made as in the past few years. With the completion of the road work this year, the people of Til­ lamook county have reason to congratulate themselves on the wonderful improve' ments that have been made. Visitors who have come to the county this year have highly commended us on the splendid roads, who have compared them with other counties. It is not general­ ly known, but next year what is known as the Roose­ velt highway will be practi­ cally constructed from the Lincoln county to the Clat­ sop county lines, with a standard guage road, hard surfaced and macadamized, with substantial concrete and steel bridges. Tilla­ mook county set the pace in the building of this great highway, and the other counties will have to hustle •c catch up with this county. MW EVAN FONTAINS multt-mtlbonair« Harry Payne Whitney, Cornettei Vanderbilt Whitney, haj been asked to give his name to the 18-month- old baby of Miss Evan Burrows Fontaine, noted Oriental dancer of 4 New York. The action was started when the engagement of young Whitney to Miss Marie Norton, society girt or New York, was announced. The dancer claims voting Whit­ ney wanted to marry her while was student at Yah but she Great Western Transportât^ Co am « MARie akmttom Europe For good meal and real service BUNGALOW CAEE Si.*** Are the Best Recommendation of r Former President Taft made no flamboyant announcement of his trip to Europe this summer, still he is being received with enthusiasm and interest at every center visited In Landon he was honored at state affairs and dinners in a way befitting his ability. The fact that he is now chief Justice of the United States impresses Europe The tour is developing into triumphal trip not unlike that tendered other presi­ dent • .n visits then Picture shows Mr md Mr Taft arriving in France. It also shows how the former president has lost in weight. If there is anything you for it.'Or better still, put in want to buy and have been an ad. They cost but a few unable to get try looking in the Headlight classified ad. cents and bring great results SUCCESSFUL GRADUATES SUPER-AUTOMATIC ELECTRIC RANGE .. O. A. C. A number of small towns like Tillamook have had ser' ious fires recently. Marsh­ field was the last to suffer. But it is the same old story. Eire traps and old frame buildings. There is no tell­ ing. but this city is liable to have as serious a fire as Marshfield. But what is most surprising, business men will continue to do busi­ ness and place valuable stocks in fire traps, only to wake tip some morning to find their stock gone. It may be a radical proposition to advocate, but the logical wav to bring about a change and rid the city of fire traps in the business portion of thé city, would be to compel the owners to remove them within a time limit. - - iti'* FIX AND FIT SHOP Do Guarantee Them “QUALITY AND SERVICE” OUR MOTTO MALNUTRITION!! This institution offers a thorough, practical and standard education at a cost within reach of the high school graduate 9 iMiteieu «ti» ¿•t’cuiiil < la. s matter in the postoffice at Till;i iiiioolí, Oiegua« world today. I guess its cam luddy is two bizzy gettin out bills also. It wus a hollidav le bank in Holland vesterdat he same ware the kizer is. It the queen's berthdav but the din’t get to go to the party I The cheef says the kizer went for his helth. Portland - Tillamook Stage about this new kitchen mar It offers training for collegiate degrees in: Agricultural Commerce Engineering, Mechanic Arts Forestry Military Science, Tactics V.’hat 1 b malnutrition T It 1 b a weak condition of tho body caused by lack of nourishment. The food may not contain some element needed for blood repair, or it may lack some­ thing for bone repair. The whole structure is weakened thereby. Then some day an organ gives away, Life is cut short. It offers training also in: The school of music, physical edu- cation, Industrial Journalis u. Fall Term Opens September 18 For circulars of information and illustrated booklet write to The Registrar, Oregon Agricultural College Corvallis, Oregon I « JLmagi ng Editor ............ 1rs. II. C. Saltón '1rs. John Perry, •d from Mt. Do- Home Economics Mines Pha rmacy Vocational Education Chemical Engineering cabli ajjt MILK Is a wonderful nutrient mi­ tenlal that »ones up the blood, rer recta tae secretions of glands and •n due time repat'i tn* damaged or gan or ti»ue. Order Golden Rod Dairy Milk. “The Electric Store” I Clarified i COAL 4 I Both Phones -V’ L I XT 1 28 W Golden^Rod Dairy * Hl » Erwin Harrison, Prop. Autumn Millinery COAST POWER CO. LAMB-SCHRADER CO. I I Showing beautiful pat­ tern hats in black «anti all the new shades of brown, braped turbands of velvet an