THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT Looking In on the Eo Friday, September 8. 10’2 PICTORIAL NEWS Her Championship Belt THERE ARE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES THIS YEAR ¡DANCE By CONGRESSMAN GUY U 1 .IcClel- axtn pretty well of lihu is ludlcut i, Tex., fact that one of tlii-m who died recent­ new champion ly left .Slii'i.ooo to him, 81»J<», G to bi* i pistol shot, This is the time of year when you begin-to want won her title in wife mid an equal amount to each of buckwheat cakes and’pancakes for breakfast, with it competition his two »laughters. San Antonio, At Mr.' Gillett's left stands n young some. 1 iod syrup, . honey, and the famous Linn here she scored man who Is official timekeeper. Butter, topping it off with a good cup of Diamond 272 hits out of a pos­ Whenever a member Is recognized to \V Cot' »e. We have them all. Inspect our stock. is sible 300. She - speak lie bus a definite amount of wearing the cham- time. Rarely It 1« au hour, occasion­ pionship belt and ally It Is 30 minutes, but usually It Is shooting a gold- only live or ten minutes. The tlme- plated automatic !teei>er notifies the speaker nnd the awarded with speaker calls the member down nt the end of bls allotted time. By uniitil- mous consent the member Is some­ times |M-nnltted to proceed for five or ten lAlnutes longer, and I have seen members plead and beg the house for five minutes, or two minutes or one minute more, like a Methodist preach­ er pleading for money to jiuy off the church debt. Sometimes It Is grnnt- ed, but often a memtier snys “I ols ject,” nnd tlinS settles It. Parliamentarian Is Important. At the right of the speaker stands another young num who is the par­ liamentarian. This young man Is sup­ posed to I m » thoroughly posted and trained In tin- rules and precedents This life we live is irksome, no matter where we be; the road is of the house. He Ims vurlous books of rules and precedents ut blind, nail lined with boulders, an’ breakers crown the sea But we mustn't get dis- AUTQCA£T|R advises with the speaker when ally c i raged an' declare that life's a cheat, for the prospecks ain’t so cheerin’ If a man should put a pair of knotty points of order are to lie de- ♦ lien a feller gets cold feet. handcuffs on himself, lead himself elded. The man that proves a winner, is the man that to jail, lock the door an’ throw away The house has been run trims his sads, and steers his craft, unerrin’ amid the the key, we’d most likely drag him lawyers for a hundred years or mor»», COLD storms or gales,—the hard knocks don’t dismay him, out of prison an’ put him in a pad­ nnd It is not a difficult matter for ded cell,-but we don’t do a thing to which he squares his chin to meet, and his symptoms the bunch that’s trying all the time some lawyer member to dig up u priw- FEET edent op either side of any parlia­ don’t betray him—he never gets cold feet! to strip themselves of human rights mentary question brought up. The There ain’t no road to glory, but what’s beset as well as liberty. Now we are con­ house had u speaker one time of the with thorns, and it’s purty hard to travel, if you’re pestered some with sidering censorship of the movies—, mime of Crisp. Ills son Charles be­ when we have right with us the only corns. So, to make yer failure ert in, wear yer pants out on the s-at. efficient censorship without any law came the parliamentarian for Speaker — it ’ s a sign that allers tells me that a feller ’ s got cold feet . . . —the censorship of the people. Clark. Charles is now u vulued mem­ I like to greet the feller that can laugh at clouds an* cares—that Moral conduct by royal command ber of the house. In the last congress never has worked out Let the peo­ squares hisself in trouble, with his fists as well as prayers. wi- had lioth ax-Speaker Cannon ai d ple have what they want when they ex-Speaker Clark on the floor, but they One that earns a benediction, want it. Old Dame Nature will bat­ all differ some times on points of or­ that is mighty soft an’ sweet. ter them into the line of decency. der. It wus one of the pleasures of He blessed the world he lived We wouldn’t have steam heat to­ Republican* to refer occasionally to day if our aboriginal ancestors in. * and — he never the fact tliat Speaker Clark ruled hadn’t been frozen into moral ac­ feetl "thus nnd so" at Some time in the past, That largest suspension span on the famous old siruciurc, the tion. Through ths Tunnel to the Capitol. Brooklyn Bridge at New York, has slipped under the constant ham­ and Speaker »'lark announced sevanil mering of traffic and authorities have closed it to all except pedes­ After we have had a little visit I will times In his facetious way: "As a trians. Arrow points to slipping cable. * take you over to the cajdtol. You member on the floor of the house, I bave already' >eei> that miLaultlo^nt du pvt nropoae to be bound Uy any rul­ with the costs and expenses of the amination, correction and equaliza­ BOARD OF EQUALIZATION building from the outside nnd will see ings T made from the speaker’s chair.’’ sale, the judgment being for the sum tion of the assessment rolls shall bb MEETING tt many tlmea I »«fore you letive the So you ran see that with a couple of of 2300-00 with interest at 8 per completed. city, so we will go «Tver underground, hundred lawyers In the house there is cent per annum from September 29. ( Notice is hereby given that the All persons Interested are re­ just to allow you the tunuel. Thia at time* much argument and Jangling 1919, $284.00 with interest at 10 County Board of Equalization, will quested to appear at Baid time and tunnel, which 1* lingo, well lighted over )s>lnts of order nnd modes of pro­ percent per annum from February meet at the office of the County place, as no changes can be made and spacious, runs for about two cedure. 24th, 1920, $107.00 with interest at Assessor, at the Court House in Till­ after the adjournment of the board. blocks, 1 should tldnk. By the um » of Mann Knows All the Rules. 6 percent per annum from July 28, amook County, Oregon, on Monday, Dated at Tillamook City, Oregon, it a member cun go buck and forth in However, when Junies R. Mann Is 1920, and $15.90 costs and disburse­ the eleventh day of September, 192? this fourteenth day of August, 1922. winter or hot *ummer time and dur­ on the floor the chair so<»n gets some ments, upon which $1188.05 was and publicly examine the asseisment ing bud weutlier without putting Ids advice that In- can depend upon. 1 C. A. JOHNSON, realized upon execution filed Sep­ rolls of Tillamook county, for the hat on, If he wishes. It Isn't us»«l thluk that Mr. M inn knows more about County Assessor. 45-4t tember 15, 1920. year 1922, and correct all errors in much tn go»*l weather. Over » hi the the rules and precedent* of th«- house Dated this August 24th, 1922. valuations, descriptions of land, lot senate side through n similar tunnel nil the other inenmers combined, JOHN ASCHIM, »Ir other property. Don’t forget that Portland stages * little elis-tric rar ayktem carries the than and h»> usual!) Inis Ids way, because Sheriff of Tillamook county. Ore. carry trunks free. Try our reduced Said board will continue in se senators buck and forth betweeu their the num in the chair knows I hut lie 46-5t. office building and th»» capitol ; but knows wlnit lie is talking about. slon from day to day until the e- >U'd trip rates. 43-tf the representative* of th»» p«»oplt- Iinv»» in front aud below the speaker nt to walk. Arriving nt th«» capitol. we will go another marble desk are th»- rending up In tl.e gallery and look down (Hi clerks, men have to be men of consid­ erable ability. the hotl«v for a while, Below and in front ar»» the Congres­ Volt «ill he »ilsappolntod nt first by th»» simili number of members present sional Ileisird clerk and the otllclitl re­ porters. Every w -rd that Is «¡Htki'ti In Every member doesn't sit In Id* «»»nt the hi'ii"' Is iiiken down by tin official nil the time »»very »lay. If he did. he stenographer. There lire live or six would m»t lie alile to k»*»p up with Ids »»Ilk*»» business, and besides that, i»e of them. They work in shift* of about x* soon a* a ste­ would grow nutty. Much of th»- time 20 minutes en»1i. Is spent In general debnte. and much nographer Is through with his tusk In» of the »Miste Is very general. So when goes to hl* room nnd read* his notes An amanuensl* n definite time hn« b»»»-n set for general Into a phonograph, debat»»—two hours being the usual takes the record and out* the «tuff time, though It muy Ite 12 hours soni«« through n type« rlter and within an times—u member not Interrate»! can h»»ur n member m«y re*»! and correct safely get up and go to Id« office. or the «pet-cli he Im* made. Secretary of Naw Denby went to the Orient -n a peaceful mi««ton, Toini'rroM morning the Congression­ visit out In th»- clonk rooms for n nevertheless, hi« stop in Japan did not tail to impress the li.tle while During general debate It often al Record will contain a complete r»»- islamiers. His gr«“ «'« was made more conspicuous as he walked happen» that not more than 75 or 1»«’ l«»rt of today'« proceedings. The Rec­ through the palace grounds with Aduural Lrui. His wife is with him. members are In their ««-at* After n ord Is a little iibuai-d. I think. It i* a valuable publlratlon and »'ontaln* much while some on*» will probably call for a quorum, limi then we will «»H- the Information, llttl»» humor, some wis­ house fill up "Ith member*, n* most dom, nnd a minute report of the NOTICE OF EXECUTOR S SALE I NOTICE OF SHERIFFS SALE. R con- of them like to answer a* tunny roll prot'vedlngs of pie house, tains some *|>e!»*1 «Ince 1*57. so It hn* «»i'll much history made. It U«e»l may be extetide»! < over several pages, State of Oregon, for Tillamook coun­ of Oregon for Multnomah county on to hnve d»-«ks in It. but when the num To do this nnntilu nmi* consent must ty. and pursuant to an order here­ a judgment in favor of Lulu J. Mc­ her of n-preaentatlve* was h»«t In he n«k»n! in each Instance, which tofore made and entered in the mat­ Daniel. plaintiff, and against Frank creased the d,»sk« were taken out nn l means thnt if any member merely «ay «. ter of the estate of John Theiler. A Rowe and Belle Madden Rowe, plain comfortable r«»w« of seat* put In “I obje«ff," the pel rmlsslon 1« not grant deceased, in said court, the unde.- defendant.«. 1 have levied upon the A member ha« no spedai ir* of the It«**- -igned. executor of tne last will tin I foliowin», ¡escribed real property sit­ ho pleases. plena»»« The »»rd a* th-r«» are *>f th»- tn-i'sury and testament of the sald.John Theiler uated In Tillamook county. Oregon, ■any «It any« there here h»» «»>in«»on»- frmpwnt •- Mr Clark Democrats sit .•n one side and the Re on»»,» **l»l that th«- »rrviitrat «peech ever deceased, will, on and afteh the 2d and will, on Saturday, the 23rd dfty the other. publicans on made on an lmif him, as is indicated by elan cat lying dead by the side of the in Tillamook county, Oregon. the fact that only 90 rotas were cast gas stove. The rat had evidently Executor of the laat will and test- Said proparty will be sold tor the for all other candldataa la the last Jnmped onto the stove and In doing ament of John Theil*r, do- purpose of satisfying ths balance auction ; and his wife's ratatlvaa think so had turned ca one of the burners Co»* right, If you lume to Washington for the first time mid wuuted to m .- v congress in uction, what would you do and what would you ■e? 1 remember do­ ing that very tiling a few years ago—coming uh a sort of tourist— and I sat ili the gallery and looked on. I can get the view- jxflnt, I think, of the person look­ ing down as well us that of u mem­ ber who is on the floor. On tluit trip a member friend took me in to see the late sponker, Champ Clark. It was In tin- beginning of the great war. My friend suld to Mr. Clark : “Mr. Hardy has come down to Wash­ ington to se«> what we are doing." Mr. Clark replie»l in his characteristic way : "If he can find out, I hope to Ood he will let me know.” And It is ever so, we ar»» nil seeking Information about the eongreHS, even the ajstnker of the house sonietlmes. We have go) to start from some place, so we might ns well assume that you have coma to niy office in the house office building. Every man who comes to Washington should call on his congressman. The representatives are always glad to see folks from bnck home; »-specially so are the members from th»» West. Some members from near-by states have more callers than they can well take rare of. The house office building is n tine structure, built of marble. It has 410 office and committee nioim In It. Each member is entitle»! to on office room. If he Is chuirmun of a comniitt»»«» he gets two, sometimes. The building cnvuri a large block of ground with a grass-covered court In the center. There are five floors and a basement. It is a mile walk around the corridors on the finir aid»*« of the five floor* THE SATISFACTION STORE E.G. ANDERSON Is Brooklyn Bridge Falling Down? IMPRESSING THE _________ PHIIOSOPHT JAPS Sk state it as our honest belief that for the price asked, Chester- field gives the greatest value in Turkish Blend cigarettes ever offered to smokers.