I • Page Four THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT Friday. Tulv 14. 1022 £iUanwofe A Weekly Paper Published every w Friday by the Uncle John leadlight Publishing Company, Inc. Tillamook, Oregon T,metoK»j Ar—'’ «Bu» Ft •«. Managing Editor Lesli» Harrison THE OLDEST SETTLER Both Telephones Œnterso as second-class matter in ire poetcii" e at Tillamook, Oregon. S’.'bt tription Rates Jne year -------------- *2.00 Mx months _________________ l.oo ~bree months _____________ 75 Payable In advance NOTICE TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: WHEREAS, the State Game Com­ mission of the State of Oregon is authorized under Section 8, Chap­ ter 66, General Laws of Oregon, '21, to close any open season or open any closed season In any county or district of the State of Oregon for the shooting and possession of game animals and birds: Old Uncle Andy Higgins has inhabited these diggins, accordin to his statements, nearly ever since the flood. . . lie swum the old Mizzoury to evade the petty jury, when her highest bluff was nothin’ but a little dab of mud. 11c hears us fellers grumble, when the weather takes a tumble, an never calls a halt till she’s twenty-nine below, -i»ut soon old L ncle Andy has us feelin’ fine-an-dandy, when he tells us how they froze in squads, some sixty years ago... ’ • W lien smmer'heat is fiercest, an’ coolin’ breezes scarest, old L ncle Andy shuckles with his everlastin’ grin. . .And says, in his opinion, there’s a mighty warm dominion, where, chances is, the most of us will likely flounder in! NOTICE is hereby given that the State Game Commission of the State of Oregon has made and enter ed and does hereby issue the follow ing: ORDER to That the open season as defined How we would value a friend who was all goodness, all in Chapter 153, Section 2, of th* self sacrifice, all kindness, all forgiveness, always ready to General Laws of Oregon of 1921,! for the hunting, killing, taking or 1 help us and powerful enough ti) do it—the chap who stands having in possession, alive or 1 by in the storm and never deserts. If we throw down a pal dead, the following named game an­ of this kind I suppose we’d be thought crazy, and yet—we imals and game birds respectively go to church on Sunday, pretend to believe all these things shall be as follows, to wit: The open ser.son for doo? thruout about man’s only lasting friend, the Great Creator, we put the entire state shall be und Is herel a quarter in the plate and then say “see you next week.” by declared to be from August --------oo-------- 20th to October 31st of each year, Ail the radicals, kickers, general objectionist an’ fault­ both dates Inclusive. finders shriek out loud when somebody says work is the The open Beason for quail and Chinese pheasants in all sections of foudation of happiness an’ contentment. Just a scheme of the state where'there Is an open the rich to keep the poor at the grind they say. Maybe. season therefor, shall be and I b hereby declared to be from October But why not fool ’em? Wor aint work when a fellow’s doin’ 15th to October 31st of each year, what he likes to do, and everybody likes to be a leader in <>oth dates inclusive. his line, so if we can’t get to do what we want to do, we can The open season for grouse or na­ do what we have to do better than the other fellow an’ tive pheasants In al) sections of the state where there Is an open sea­ lead the procession. son, Is declared to be from August 20th to September 20th of each year, both dates Inclusive. The open season for fmge hens tn ■ 11 sections of the state where there Is an open season, Is declared | to be from July 15th to July 31sl of each year, both dates inclusive, j The open season for prairie chick­ ens In all sections of the state where there Is an open season, Is declared to be from October 15th to QcV M A MATTHEWS October 31st of each year, both dates inclusive. d d -. ll . d . NOTICE is also hereby given that the changes In the open seasons made by this Order in no wise af- The Unbalanced Woman fects the bag limits or other regu- latlons provided by law respecting 1 If she is unbalanced or un­ the hunting for, killing, taking or having In possession, alive or dead, seated or out of her place, of such game animuls and game what is the cause?Who is to birds. blame? Who brought about Any and al) persons hunting for. killing, taking or having In posses this change? There is but ■Ion, alive or dead, any deer, quail, Her God-de­ • >r the family did per­ Chinese pheasants grouse or native one answer. creed protecter is to blame. form his duty, did not make pheasants, sage hens or prairie chit kens In the State of Oregon, in The federal head of the fam­ violation of this order, will be proa the home happy, did not re­ ily is guilty. •euted as by law provided. gulate it. W omen have been W oman’s place is home. Dated at Portland. Oregon. this thrown into the nerve-wrack 12th day of June, 1922. Her throne is the domestic OREGON STATE GAME COM'N circle. She didn’t leave it of ing conditions of the outer By I. N. Flelschner, Chairman. her own violation. She did world. The strain is to great, By Geo. H. Kelly. not sacrifice her place vol­ her nerves are unsettled; Commissioner. >he is unbalance. Her unbal­ untarily. Man is wholly re­ Blaine Hallock, anced condition has produc­ Commissioner. sponsible lor the unbalanced ed a state of extravagance, By M. A. Lynch, condition of woman. He is female recklessness, whicl Commissioner. tlu federal head of the fam is jeopardizing the whole By L. E. Bean, ily. It is his business to pro­ Commissioner. domestic life of America. vide and protect. And it is 39-2L rare ar. warmer an they ain t no more holler-days till labor day wich is jess tor peeple what works for a livin. \ ou haff to go to school jess the same wich is hard work. Today its a holl- erday in Domiinnican re­ public in the banks but it ain’t here. Jim jim dash Brighton wood Mathers. for John 37tf »nie. Klamath Fall»- *22.000 contract aw aided for installation 4 miles of wter inulns. Astoria to get new *75,000 thea- re. Portland contrait awarded *110,000 apartment house North Bend planned. *50.000 for hospital la The Dalle« *5933 contract a- warded to remodel old court hous* Into Knight« of Pythian hone. Portland Excavation und»r way for *300,000 Meier A Frank build- Ing Eugene lets street contracts and Gresham improving county *roun 1 lloo ' ket r< •ewer lair ivf>r Work »tart» on mai nt hof city. Eugen» Issues *189.230 permits during June. dash MANY ARE ARRESTED FOR SPEEDING DURING MONTH for Fourteen people arrested speeding is the record of the sheriffs office for the month of June. One arrest was made for illegal parking. OCEAN NAT OPEN SGO ELECTRIC POWER POLES * Eugene proved. The Const Power company has several gangs of men busy replacing some of the old poles about the city. Quite a number of the new supports have been erected and others will soon be in the ground. Coquille starts street paving. Lumber mills of Western Pine Mfg. Assn, shipped 160.809,000 ft- lumber during May. Newberg holds berry festival. second Mat a« V This Is Soap Week at the Satisfaction Store Polar White Soap, ioo bars.............................. $4.85 White Linen Soap, 100 bars.............................. 3.80 Golden Star Soap, 100 bars.................................... 3.90 Creme Oil Soap, 3 for 25c; Peroxide, 3 for 25c Olo Palm, 4 for 25c; Lily White, 3 for 25c; Peet’s Fancy Toilet Soaps, 4 for 25c; any assortment Toilet Soaps that you want, $1.20 worth for $1.00 WE HAVE THEM ALL W herever you trade, compare all your prices with ours; we have a lot of satisfied customers who are able to buy wherever they please. Eugene—New road to Five Rivers country. THE SATISFACTION STORE E. G. ANDERSON (The store without baits or rebates) VACATION TRIPS TO PORTLAND AND EASTERN CITIES Cost MUCH less this year annual open $5-75 15-day tickets; $7.00 season tickets Tillamook to Portland and return Fifteen day tickets on sale Friday and Saturday. This Auto Cannot Run You Down Good for 15 days. Season tickets on sale daily. Good for 3 months not to exceed October 31st. ON YOUR WAY EAST Stopover at San Francisco .-. Los Angeles San Diego Three world famous and beauti­ ful cities, and visit California’s National Parks and charming Seashore Resorts. ’ * and “California for the "Oregon Outdoors I >urist’, beautifully illustrated folders are FREE building on request. Secure your copy, read about the v delightful places, and you will suerly want ee them. For further particulars, ask agents county _ till running full tlm R >a I t »ward to be There's a Fisk Tire of extra value in every size, for car, truck or speed wagon ARE BEING REPLACED Corvalle Ground broken *100.000 Methodist church. l.akevtew latke fish h itche y tire at a very low Just another instance of Fisk extra value. As true with the Fisk Premier Tread as with the Fisk Co? d —compare with competitive tires and you wiil find extra size, strength and resiliency in the Fisk. Comparison proves Fisk Quality; it also proves common-sense buying. BUY IN QUANTITIES FOR CASH I no sum more but the Mister Harold Fogg put a ad in the paper to sell 2 tents cheef’ got enuff to hold him with flies an sold them the íe sed for this week. ¿y h's business to exercise the righteous dicipline neces­ sary to a perfect home and a good government. He has two duties. He has failed through indulgence, because of a lack of courage, a sense of responsibility, and a wil­ lingness to face his plain indulgence until he has made the woman extremely extrax agant. l he average girl hates work, despises domestic re’ sponsibility, and is crimin- conspiring to avoid high duties. lan has neglected to .lie home, to make it e and magnetic, ently, the woman into the \\orld because of been forced 1 live Many •’v out into' the head jim dash I got 60 sents in trust on my munny up to Mister jim dash Morgan’s bank which is the 1 ast Mister Botts whats 1st nashnul ware Mister Mc­ on the committee for the Gee is also. All you got to do Republicans to win the leck- is put sum munny in the shun if he gets pade for it an bank an forget a bout it an he sed only in honor. Honor then on July 1 an Jan 1 you don’t by no meet jess the get intrust in red ink in your same. book an if you leave it you jim dash will be rich^ sum day. Thats Mister Ed Stark what WUS how the Morgans all over hed marshal does he no sum the world got thare munny news today an he sed nothin my t’other sed. doin. Mister Jim Murray I ast Doctor Shearer for wich got in a fuss with Mr. jim dash Stark wun time wus here sum news but he sed he dont agen but he and Mister no nothin. Good nite he Stark’s good frends now. went up to Portland to lurn He quit bein marshle then. sum more jess a bout a Jim daah munth ago. 1 don’t gess he I ast Mister Spitzmesser lurns news up thare. up to Mister Pennington’s jim dash store how does he like Tilla­ Mrs Stranahan’s home mook an he sed fine. Tilla" agen. I don’t no if she’s bin mook’s the cheese he sed. a way I seen her enny ways. jim dash jim dash Mister Tucker had a mar- ridge up to the house jess Mister Lamb wich is wun now. Ministers gets $5 dol- of the hed men up to 1st na- lers to the house for marry- shnul’s got a new straw hat. in peeple an when its a big They make aprons for mas­ fuss in the church its $10. ons from lamb skins to be I gess the janitor gets haff serried in when they die. of it. « 1 he man is wholly to blame for these wrecked condi tions. If the fathers do not. go back to there homes, and husbands do not perform their duties as federal heads of the families, the domestic life of America will suffer irreparably. The guilt of the men has unbalanced the women and has produced so­ cial conditions wh’cli brim; the blush to every cheek. next day. Good nite. W'hat does ennybuddy want with llies. If you get 2 flies all you got to do is wate an pretty soon they raze 265, 000 thousand yung flies for nothin. Here is a snap shot »bowing the test of a new safety device for sato- mobites tried in the presence of the San Francisco Chief of Police. Th* ear. going fifteen miles an hoar, stopped within two feet after atriktan th« living target.* The hamper is so arranged that when a person to wrack dM ignition is shat od and all brake* are applied. • SOUTHERN PACIFIC LINES ohn M. Scott. General Passer.ger Agent