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THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT
Frida}*. July 7th. iq ,,
¡Tillamook Jxabligfjt
NOTICE
A Weekly Paper Published every
Friday by the
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Headlight Publishing Company, Inc.
Tillamook, Oregon
Leslie Harrison
Rev. M A MATTHEWS®
Both Telephone^
Entered aa aecond-claaa matter in
the poatoulee at Tillamook, Oregon.
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Regulation of the charac­
ter and weight of highway
traffic to prevent undue in­
jury to the highway is an
administrative matter and
can not be properly taken
care of by detailed and arbi­
trary legislation. This is the
conclusion of the Bureau of
Public Roads of the United
States Department of Agri'
culture, based on experi­
ments to determine the ef­
fect of all kinds of traffic on
road surfaces and observa­
tions on conditions through­
out the United States.
Even in a single state
conditions vary to such an
extent that a load which
may be carried on the road
without injury may caues
untold damage to another,
Under the average regula-
tory law thus far made effec'
tive, the greatest service has
not been secured fro|i the
best roads, nor the safety of
the lesser capacity roadways
assured. The influence of
subgrade soils, tire equip­
ment, distribution of load to
the wheels, speed, and many
other variables is too com­
plex tc be written into law
The seasonal variation a-
lone in he carrying capacity
of the roadbeds, due to mois­
ture conditions, is one of the
most serious of all the causes
of road damage. Highway
authorities therefore must
be given wide discretion in
traffic regulation. The bu­
reau urges that as a solution
of the problem the * State
highway officials of each
State be given broad powers,
so that traffic can he regu­
lated to suit conditions as
the} exist at any particular
time.
Ask your grocer to adopt
Russia's proposed economic
system. Tell him to cancel
what you owe him and then
loan you money with which
‘o buy more goods. The pro­
position will tickle him. 1 ell
hint by telephone
Rockaway Stage Schedule Changed
The Tillamook Manhattan ataae
will leave Rockaway beaches at 5
p in every day for Tlllam<K>k and
not at 8:58 as par schedule recent­
ly published. Returning the stage
leaves Tillamook at 6 p m. and not
at
p. in. This gives patrons who
-pend the day at the beaches a lon­
ger time there. Cut this out for
future reference.
39 It
Brighton wood
Mat h<»ra.
%«,
Managing Editor
for
sale.
John
3*tf
Kimme Lane County m»n h 1»1 h
135.000 prune crop to California
P h king Corporation.
The cheef told me to cut she cum also to keep him
out about the wether bein cumpney I gess from gettin
d . d . ll . d .
fare an warmer enny more : lonesome.
till winter time agen caues
jim dash
H'lGH TAXES
it’s jess the same all the time.
Mister Moulton's got a
Thouniversal cry is against
jim dash
limb from a tree wich looks
high taxes. The cry should
G wis my mother she laf- uncomfortubble up to his
not be against high taxes,
fed at the ad in the paper bober shop my fother sed.
but against the corrupt use
wich Mister Harold Fogg He sed it looks like sumbud­
of taxes. The question of
had. He sed he had 2 tents dy tride to make it grow sum
high or low taxes is to some
for sale with flies an lumber. way it din't want to grow,
extent governed by the valu­
If it wus mullasses with flies
jim dash
ation put upon
property To-day, you have about six- it wood be diffrunt my t'oth­
ty
cents
of
every
dollar
of
Tom
Coates
wus leckted
from the public treasurey.
er sed.
tax
money
invested
in
gov
­
to
Phi
Beta
Kappa
wich is
Crush the socialistic, pater'
jim dash
ernment,
and
the
other
forty
Greek
for
workin
hard.
nal spirit growing up in this
Mister Fortier wich is our
jim dash
country, whether in the form cents is represented by waste pitcher is got one glass arm
fraud,
inefficiency
and
graft.
Mister Lowell Edwards is
of the pork barrel or the gov­
my fother sed. You coodnt
The
bureaucracy
of
this!
got
sumthin wich can make
ernment ownership of public
tell it from ware you stand
country
is
a
curse
to
good
you
hear him all over the
utilities. All such unconsti­
watchin him pitch jess the
government
and
a
criminal
city
with his radio so now
tutional doctrines and prac­
same. I have got wun unkle
expense
on
the
tax-ridden
he
’
s
goin
to get wun so you
tices are increasing the taxes
with a glass eye wich is my
public.
Simplify
governmen
­
cood
hear
him up to the
to the breaking point.
Mother’s bruther. my fother
tal
machinery
and
“
put
com
­
north pole if you want to go;
The continued excessive
patriotic he sed he’s got a glass stum' up thare an freeze yourself
tax burdens can be traced to petent, trained,
men in office and taxes will I mick also cause he eats so watin to lissen.
certain abuses.
much when he cums to see
jim dash
First: Extravagance, com be reduced 30 percent with­ us.
I
dont
no
if Mrs. Jim Sim-j
plicated governments. The in a short time.
Doctor McGee wus here
Second:
destroy
the
spiols
mons
found
her glasses yet
office seekers, the office
from Nehalem agen on biz-
system.
Elect
or
appoint,
holders, and tax eaters have
ness seein the sites an things wich is got shell rims but I
gess she did cause the ad
m u 1 ti plied gov ernment men to office solely on the like that.
aint
in no more. They won't
machinery to perpetuate ground of merit. Then you
jim dash
do
you
no good cause they
themselves in office. If you will get an honest day’s
The cheef put it on the
would reduce the machinery work for true love of country frunt page bout Tillamook jess fit her an nobuddy else,
jim dash
and throw out of of office the and a just consideration of bein the land for cheese,
inefficient, rat hole hunting the trust imposed.
Mister Dark what’s the
That wus cause sumbuddv
Third: Teach the people herd sumbuddy say Tilla- minister up to the Methdiss
office parasites you would
educe the cost of municipal, they must support the gov­ mook’s the best place in the church wus in jes now an
county, state and national ernment and not expect sup­ world an he sed that’s the brought his news for his
governments 30 per cent. port.
cr eese so thats how cum its church for the paper. The
get
named that 1.1 1 then they ministers they dont
pade
for
ritin
them.
They
commenced to make cheese
jess get pade for weddins an
from milk from cows.
funruls an things like that
jim dash •
Lots of men’s gettin reddy an thats a bout all the cheef
to go to the beeches for vac- sed.
jim dash
ashun an rest tip an see the
sites Ivan Donaldson says
Mister Brimhall sed the
up to the stage office,
pay role last munth for the
APPLE JACK PHILOSOPHY
jim dash
county wood make Mister
Mister Botts is hed Repu* Rockfeller feel like he wus
It ain't no use to sit around an’ twiddle with yer thumbs. blican on the committee now
goin to the poor house.
There’s got to be some presure, if the sweetest cider for the county but he dont
jim dash
comes. . .It aint no use to speckalate the golden days away, get pade nothin’ he jess
when the medders is awaitin’ fer attention to the hay. , . . helps pick out peeple wich Dr. J3oals whats hed officer
There’s no relief in droolin' out a dark expanse of hours, wants pay jobs an if thev tor helth in the county sed
when every crick is singin' to a border line of flowers.......... didn't vote for Teddy Roose­ you better quit chuckin your
You can grind the juiciest apple till it’s most as fine as velt they get the job my gobbidge in the city dump
crumbs, but you got to put the pressure on, afore the cider fother sed. They call them if its parrishuble.
jim dash
comes!
,
the old gard he says,
lie cut out my jim dashes
A little bit of squeezin’ helps the mortal sole a lot. when
I
jim dash
an
put Tillamook July 4th
the world around is callin’ fer the best it's got.—The life* of
Mister Geo. Burkard up jess to boost 4th of July the
ease is pleasant, but tile sober thinker knows that we get opsit the Todd «Hotel is got
the finest cider when it’s squoze! . . .So it’s hardly right sum sanitary drinkin cups vheef did. I dont care. I get
to grumble \\ lien your circumstances press, lor the drippin for cows. I dont gess he's got pade jess the same.
jim dash '
nectar tells us wliat the apple wuz, I guess—And I’d rather them for pigs cause they
1 ast the cheef why did he
be a pippin that can stand the hearty squeeze, than to be a give a gosh wat they drink
put
mv news in big tipe now
wormy secdlin' that dries up on the trees!
out from mv fother says,
an he sed to make it easier
jim dash
for peeple to reed it. Its jess
Iva Wilson wus here visitin
like his editorials now.
relashuns wat lives in La-
jim dash
Fayettebut 1 gess she’s gone
Its
to
much
noise up to the
home now cause that wus a
long time ago when I seen fone office to hear over the
HOMEY PHILOSOPHY FOR 1922
radios so everybuddy’s kick'!
her an I forgot about it.
en.
G wis peeple haff to talk
jim
dash
Better forget this old home stuff and step into line with
Doctor Phettiplace is here over the phone an thats what
a -mile, because the wagon'll run over you if you stand in
now doin what Doctor W ise makes the noise spechully
the wa\ . Flapper-' of couurse they are nicer'n ever. If you used to do an Doctor Wise ladies. Mister Johnson sed
don't think -o. then -top lokin' at 'em. Flyin’ machines? he’s lookin out for things in so. Mister Albert Johnson
why certainly thev beat the one boss shay, and they're a Bar View. Mrs. Phettiplace 1 tneen.
mite
faster al that? Don't the wireless beat the
letter, an' the movie the stervopticon? Why certainly. It
toti’ie a grouch, -mile just the same, because all of these
new tangled thing- will he out of date an' somethin' better
come along -oon. Then you can break in an' say. "I told
George J. Burckard, Manager
\ oil so. ' Meantime listen to what the world has stored up
in the air an' keep in step.
Uncle John
FIX AND FIT SHOP
Sheet Metal
00
TUBES
The economy of
Revere H its ¿/Tubes
makes them the year
'round stand
experienced
c. F. PANKOW. Till«m«ok
BEAVER GARAGE A
HDWE CO.
5***
. ...
H. I. SHELDON. G«Hb«Wi
Wrestling with the co-operation bug is all right, but if
we don’t look out. he'll have us gaspin' on the mat. It's all
\ei\ well tor a fellow to work just a little harder than the
(•titer fellow, but if the other fellow does the same, where’s
the advantage Same with the early worm business. If Hie
bird gets up earlier than the worm then it's all off with
Mr Worm We can cut down cost by cooperation, but if
we cut down cost to lower profit an’ get less, where do we
get oil there’s lots of schemes that work out well for a
fellow as long as the other fellow sleeps. Before co­
operation
will work out properly,
we'll have to
co-operate with the best that s in ourselves. 01 we'll go up
the flue.
NO riCE is hereby given that the
State Game Commission of the
State of Oregon has made and enter­
ed and does hereby issue the foliow-
Ing:
0RDER
That the open season as defined
in Chapter 153, Section 2, of the
General Laws of Oregon of 1921,
for the hunting, killing, taking or
having in possession, alive or
dead, the following named game? an­
imals and game birds . respectively
shall be as follows, to wit:
The open ser.son for door thruout
the entire state ‘■■hall be and Is herel
by declared to be from August
20th to October 31st of each year,
both dates inclusive.
The open season for quail and
Chinese pheasants in all sections of
the state where ' there is an open
season therefor, shall be and is
hereby declared to be from October
15th to October 31st of each year,
both dates inclusive.
The open season for grouse or na­
tive pheasants in all sections of the
state where there is an open sea­
son, is declared to be from August
2Qth to September
each
LADIES
When planning for that
PICNIC LUNCH
remember that we have those fine
olives, pickles, canned meats, cheeee
sardines, pork and beans, fancy
cookies, fresh and canned fruits
ALL AT A REASONABLE. PRICE
WE ARE SELLING MORE OF OUR
FINE BULK TEAS ALL THE TIME
QUALITY AND PRICE DO IT. ANY
BLEND YOU WANT, 50c PER LB.
THE SATISFACTION STORE
E. G. ANDERSON
(The store without baits or rebates)
Westinghouse Atten
make battery
Don't wait for trouble to re­
mind you that your battery
needs attention. Westinghouse
Attention wards off expensive
repairs. If necessary your bat­
tery is opened, the trouble is
viewed, explained and corrected.
You know the cost before the
work is begun.
This attention
puts you under no obligation.
( )nly when the cost of repairs
outweighs the result will we
-recommend a Westinghouse—
not before. You are welcome to
a twice a month Westinghouse
inspection.
NEI SON ELECTRIC CO
At Tillamook Garage
of all
11
WHEREAS. the State Game Com­
mission of the State of Oregon Is
authorized under Section 8, Chap­
ter 6C. General Laws oi Oregon. ’21,
to close any open season or open
any closed season in any county or
district of the State of Oregon for
the shooting and possession of game
animals and birds:
year, both dates Inclusive.
The open season for sage hens in
all sections of the state where
there is an open season, is declared
to be from July 15th to July 3]g|
of each year, troth dates inclusive
The open season for prairie chick'
ens in all sections of the state
where there is an open season j.
declared to be from October 15th to
October 31st of each year, both
dates inclusive.
NOTICE is also hereby given that
the changes in the open seasoS
made by this Order in no wi.-e af­
fects the bag limits or other regu
lations provided by law respecting
the hunting for, killing, taking or
having in possession, alive or dead
ol such game animals and game
birds.
An? and all persons hunting for
killing, taking or having in posses-'
sion, alive or dead, any deer, quail
Chinese pheasants grouse or native
pheasants, sage hens or prairie
chickens in the State of Oregon, in
violation of this order, will be pros,
ecuted as by law provided
Dated at Portland, Oregon. tl
12th day of June, 1922.
OREGON STATE GAME COM’N
By I. N. Fleischner,
Chairman.
By Geo. H. Kelly,
Commissioner.
Blaine Hallock,
Commissioner.
By M. A. Lynch,
Commissioner.
By L. E. Bean,
Commissioner.
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