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TILLAMOOK
HEADLIGHT
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A Weekly Paper Published every
Friday by the
PUNCHETTES
Headlight Publishing Company, Inc.
Tillamook, Oregon
By Rev. M. A. Matthews
D.D., LL.D.
Lealle Harrison
CARD OF THANKS
We extend our sincere thank* to
our many friends for their sympathy
and kindness during our late be
reavement.
Also for their many
floral offerings.
C. A. McGhee and family,
Mrs. A.R. Thomas and family.
GOGOCQOCCOCOGOQGOOOOOSeOOa
Managing Editor
CARD OF THANKS
the I sed yung fish beat it from
Fire an warmer
We wish to thank our many
KNOWN TO YOUR BANKER
nin the river to the ochun an THE CHURCH CHEAT friends
Guernsey
gaties
is
gettin
for their sympathy in our
THE Wise man is fronk about his financial affairs where
Both Telephones
late bereavement of the lose of our
reddy for big doins June then they chase around the
his banker is concerned. He knows that when the cards
Church support is an obli­ mother. We appreciate the many
oshun till time to lay eggs
on the table,
i
2
an
3
an
the
ist
day
its
banker
advise
Entered as second-class matter In
gation. Church attendance floral offerings and tokens of
unqrejudicely.
again
an
then
they
cum
back
a
big
diner
free
for
nothin
the postoffice at Tillamook, Oregon.
friendship we have received.
It is a good thing to be “known to the banker,’* and those
Nellie Newberg.
up to Mister Hawley’s an to thareown river an lay is a duty. Worship is abso­
lutely
essential.
And
every
customers who get most from thpir connection with the
Anna
Walton,
thare
eggs
les
they
get
cot
then that nite they will go
Subscription Rates
First National are those who bding their financial and
Otis Hayes,
honest
man
and
woman
dis
­
One year _______________
to the Tilamook Hotel an an jump into a fryin pan
Eddie Hayes,
business difficulties and problems to them.
Six months______________
get some more eats an then sum wares. His Mother’s charges these duties and
Lena Tohl.
DIRECTORS
Three months ____ _____
John Morgan
W. J. Riecherä.
visitin him also. Mr. Pollock obligations every week,
the
next
day
they
will
go
up
Payable in advance
A. W. Bunn
B. C. Lamb.
MUST
SELL
MY
PHONOGRAPH
AT
Contributions
of
time,
tal-
I
meen.
to Netarts to get some bak­
C. J. Edwards.
Henry Rogers
LESS THAN HALF PRICE
Jim daah
ent, thought, and interest
C. A. McGhee
ed clams an crabs an san-
My fine, nearly new, old standard
Mister
Stanfield
wich are demanded, It is an hon-
phonograph and records must
Watch out for the wire­ wiches an coffee an things worked for us wun time is or, privilege, and duty to make
be sold this week. Machine and
like that an then the next
less fakirs. The new gener- day they will get some eats in up to Alaske now livin on give,
We are God’s stew- records cost over $130, will take
$55 for quick sale. Would sell to
ation, since the scandalous up to Cloverdale to McKil- ducks an geese an fish, wich ards. All we have has been good home on terms of $5 down and
stock jobbing operations lop’s. Its jess a eatin club I he razes on his homested so entrusted to us. It is our $5 monthly. Address at once B. H.
they dont cost him nothin duty to support the church. Barber, Gen. Del. Tillamook.
that marked the advent of gess.
to eat them.
jim dash
The Christian church has
the Marconi wireless tele-
Jim dash
created and added fifty
Mister Roy Hcnkle’s get­
graph concern in which tin his house up fast rite up
Mister Anderson’s got in cents of every dollar’s worth
thousands of widows and I nere the undertaken place. some nice fresh dimond W of property in America.
Jim dash
jelly powders. All you haff
other poor folk were robbed
Every time one goes to !
That
pigeon
wich Mister to do is dump the powders church he should make an
of their life savings, should
?
read a little history. The Stanley Coates got up to the in sum water like sedliss honest, conscientious con­
cort nose more than sum
FIVE CHANGES OF PB OGRAM EACH WEEK
public of short memory. It men my Mother says cause ponders only they dont siz­ tribution to the great work
zle like sedliss powders.”“
of the church.
When the ?
will not be long before the it node enuff to quit when he
jim dash
collection plate reaches one
JAMES KIRKWOOD - HELEN JEROME EDDY
stock jobbers will be at work got enuff.
SUNDAY-MONDAY. JUNE 4-5
Doctor Shearer is back his honor, sincerety, integ­
Jim dash
offering propositions identi­
The story of an “aJl-conquoring love” and the story
agen from goin to the cliniks rity, and character are im­
GLORIA SWANSON
Mrs. Frank Heyd had a
of a faith that would not die; is laid in a Cape Cod
up to Portland, you lern mediately tested and when
fied with the manufacture
in
fishing village.
lot of ladies up to her house
and operation of wireless from the pressbuterian chur­ more about it in the clinicks he, because he imagines no
HUSTLER—erne reel comedy.
?
UNDER THE LASH
telephone outfits. The dang­ ch an Mrs. Wallace helped an all the latest deseases an eye sees him, puts upon the
The story of a woman’s fight between love and
plate pennies when he ought
er of being swindled in these her wich is Pressbuterian things like that.
FRIDAY. JUNE 9TH
loveless marriage. Testing the fire in human
Jim dash
to put pounds brands him­ 5 hearts and some of the laws of a man-made world.
highly speculative enterpris­ also. My Mother told me
Bought like a slave for a home and a marriage
CHICKENS
Mister Rollie Watson’s self before God and the Bar
es is in proportion to the op­ about it a long time ago but
bond.
Taken from the famous novel “The
featuring
of
God
as
a
thief.
He
is
per
­
portunity for profit, and so a I forgot to put it in then an got sum nice new inshurance
Shulamite.”
MUTT
&
JEFF
—
Cartoon
comedy.
fectly
willing
to
pay
any
ex
­
DOUGLAS MACLEAN
double warning is necessary, she give me fits about it but for sale. He run for sum
?
because the wireless tele­ I dont gess Mrs. Heyd cares office but he can inshure travagant sum to go to a
The crowning romance of a rich young rooster
who started out to scratch for himself. All in a
TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6-7
you jes the same cheep as filthy theatre, questionable
phone business is destined an Mrs. Wallace.
basket of strictly fresh laughs, served with the
show, or suggestive screen
the dickens he told me.
to stagger the imagination
Jim dash
sunny side up—that’s Douglas MacLean in
THE
CAVE
GIRL
“Chickens.”
Jim
dash
production,
and
then
go
into
before many years have
Mrs. Stranahan’s back.
“PATHE REVIEW”
the
house
of
God
and
lay
up-
Mister
Christopher
Mills
featuring
passed, When the thousand From Tacoma I meen,
HAROLD
LLOYD
—one reel comedy.
wich used to live here but •on the plates pennies. He
Jim dash
per cent per day' proposa!?
TEDDIE GERARD - CHARLES MEREDITH
reach this town, let those
Mr. Grant Mills is back went away wus back agen owes God everything.
And an all star supporting cast Filmed in the
SATURDAY. JUNE 10TH
The average churchgoer
beautiful Yosemite Valley. The difference be-
with loosç change be caut* also. He’s gyt back his old an he is 75 years old an lives
$
tween
roughing
It
and
living
It.
were
a
little
today is a church cheat, rob­
PAULINE FREDERICK
"ous. Cupidity’ is a danger job up to th_ hotel workin up to Salem now.
greater than they thought for the visitors from the
bing
God,
searing
his
con­
Jim dash
city
—
their
food
begah
to
disappear
and
that
was
ous leader. Follow old Gen­ when you want £ > get a
in
only the beginning—when the Cave Girl appeared
Mrs. Crosby had Cumpney science, and leaving unpaid
eral Conservatism and be room an your male in things
their thoubles grew serious.
his honest obligations. The
• THE LURE OF JADE
THE PLAY HOUSE—featuring Buster Keaton—Its
like ti at an ast quest shuns with a boy.
safe.
spirit of cheating soon
a loo-miles-per-hour comedy&it moves so fast that
Jlnl dash
Jim dash
Through long years she „ursed her smouldering
you will be tempted to hold your breath—but don’t hate, watching, waiting, living only for a terrible
I no stUn more but I aint fastens itself upon some
The wireless telephone
do it, you will want to see it all.
Mr. Pollock whats bed of
revenge—she had done no wrong, but an envlous
men,
and
they
become
so
woman’s tongue had splead slander which had
will soon sound the death the fish hacherv up to Trask got no more time.
dishonest that they actually
turned her world to bitter ashes AND THEN
THURSDAY. JUNE 8TH
knell of religious intolerance
under the swaylng palms, in a South Sea Island
stay
away
from
church
in
and will bring more good to
Inn. where derelicts and blackguards drank a toast
HOMEY PHILOSOPHY FOR 1922
order to avoid the test to
to dead decency, came the power to strike.
the world than any force
THE
FORBIDDEN
THING
wrested from nature since
What a lot more happiness there’d be in the world if which their characters will
featuring
BY HECK—Mack Sennet Two Reel Comedy.
time began, and the minist­ we didn't have any cash registers—that is if we didn t be put. The average church­
ers arc not slow to recog­ need any cash registers. Cash registers keep men honest goer in America gives three
one of us seem cents per Sunday for the
_
nize the fact. Those of ^he but they don't make. I hem honest. Every
clergy who really think and to have a little kink of dishonesty somewhere an’ so we greatest blessing -ever bes­
are in intelligent contact seem to need some*kind of a checking machine, But it’s towed upon mankind.
with the men and women of awful silly! Since we've got to he honest why not realize Therefore, the average
the world, have suddenly the honesty that’s forced on us has no power to bring us church cheat will have to
come to see that it is not so joy. We sort of bunk ourselves, don’t we? It we get a face the Bar of Judgment
much the church, as the real honest) like we get rial honesty like we get real re­ and be branded as a church
TO
tilings the chilices stand for gion an’ throw awa\ the cash register then we have a’l fraud robbing God, depriv­
ing
the
church
of
her
dues,
and the manor of their in­ sorts of fun an' just as much money—maybe more.
terpretation. that is going ?>purious honesty don t mean so much alter all. It’s got to and preventing the spread of
the gospel and the blessings
to count. \\ hen sermons are lie real to be worth while.
of
salvation to thousands.
broadcasted from coast to
M. A. MATTHEWS.
coast, the people will soon
Via The Scenic Shasta Route
come to sense the true from
NOTICE OF SCHOOL MEETING
the false in religious leader
1 ­
Notice is hereby given that the
annual school meeting of school
ship and to know where
district No. 9 of Tillamook County.
may best be found actual
Oregon, will be held In the High
Sale dates June 3 to 13 incl. Final limit July 31st
School Building of said district in
Sale dates June 15 to 20 incl. Final limit July 20th
Christianity. No longer may
Tillamook City. Oregon, on Monday.
.the narrow’ minded I parson
June 19th. 1922. for the election
the
stand as the law and
:
. t one director to serve for a term
of three years and a district clerk
prophets, infusing mislead-
UNWELCOME NEWS
to serve for a period of oqe year,
ing doctrine inlo simple
l’he election for such officers will
Cost MUCH less this year
Come
iii.
Old
Friend,
an
’
chat
a
while-
I
love
the
latest
minds under the shadow of
be held on the date mentioned
You may visit San Francisco. Los Angeles and San Diego, wonder cities
the cloth, Too many creeds news, pervided the\ re encouragin’ to drive away the blues. from two p.tn until seven p.tn. of
< f the Pacific Coast; California’s Charming Seashore Resorts and Moun­
date
and
will
be
by
ballot
pro-
that
have suffered because of I here'* nothin like a ncibor’s voice to cheer a feller’s s«'ul
tain Resorts. Three National Parks and scores of inviting pleasure places.
Dated this June 1st. 1922.
their misinterpretation by liiat somehow longs for sympathy on things beyond con­ vided by the board of directors.
J. MERREl. SMITH
Swing-East this w ay and see more of the U. S. A.
little men dealing with the trol. I'er instance when the wether's had, or. when the
Chairman of the board.
biggest of subjects, today fruit's all killed.- or, when a heart’s so empty that it’s hard
A. McGhee
the ministers’ congregation to get it tilled.- or. when it seems impossible to break out
District Clerk.
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is the coyntry. and soon it in a smile I'm |owu tul glail to see you Bill, con c in an'
\will be the world. When chat awhile.
The Widiler? No. . .1 hadn’t heard. . .1 never knowed
this happens the dawn of a
she
drank. . . An’ cigarettes you say? . . By' George now,
real Christianity will have
that
’s a gettin' rank! Well,- let her go. . . the subjeck’s
broken and a harmony be­
one
that I don't keer to handle. . . No, Good-bye Bill,- I
tween man and his Maker
develop to the glory of God ne\er could indulge in any scandie.
an-l the blessing of His
Are the lowest in years
For sale dates and other particulars ask agents
Creatures.
The first National Bank
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Railroad Travel Costs Are Down
SAN FRANCISCO'
and EASTERN CITIES
Poem fcy>
Oncle John
25 per cent Savings to San Francisco and return
Summer Tourist Fares East through California
ROUND TRIP FARE
To Portland
$5.75
MODERN CRANKCASE
CLEANING SERVICE
are
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It’s a moral disgrace to go
about with a scowl on your
w hen a smile can do
h good.
Massachusetts man
un-1
the j speaks ten languages
you i 'list married a watnan
step 1 speaks only seven, but
het on the lady.
who
has
$7.00
Plan now to make trips this summer and take
adiantarfie of great reductions in railroad fares
Cate! Hwhi«| OH tee —te.
! ban tag—and 2«rwtena ter carract
reftlhng mA» the ideal caaateaaaaa
For fares,
reservations.
«chedul*« transit limits,
.. stopover
x
v tn>i» srneiuies.
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privileges or beautiful folders inquire of agents
who
we’ll
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