THURSDAY. DECEMBER 29. 1921
PAGI SEVIM
THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT
THE PASSING YEARS!
am quite ignorant along scientific March 19th. L. C. Garrison to A. C.
lines, but always interested.'
Tibbetts, March 14th.
Alien D.
“A very frank confession,” smll- Cutler to Mary E. Reddick. March
ed the Professor, and fumbling for 33rd. Kenneth Laughlin to Gladys
a moment in an inner pocket he Washburn, April 4th.
Donald S.
produced a card case, and rather Dyment to Antoinette H. Gray,
clumsily selected a _ piece of printed
.
April 14th. Alle J. Effenberger to
pasteboard, which he tendered tn Mary E. Foster, April 14th. Chas.
the direction of the reporter.
A. llabal to Linna J. Bewley. May
.A little old man, with abnormal
Briefly, it read:
( 20th. L. M. Thompson to Rose E.
ly bright, piercing grey eyes, sat "Prof. Naphthali Sours, Independ Mescher, June 1st. William Lester
reading Darwin's “Origin of Spec ent Investigator
of Ichthylogy, Dallas to Lent M. Rxtgers, June
ies" in a Tillamook hotel the other Martha’s Vineyard, U. S. A.”
7th. Alvord F. Mitchell to Dehna
day. A reporter singled him out as
The twain arose, bowed, shook1 bodyfelt. June 9th. J. B. Talking
a person of some importance.
It hands perfunctorily, and settled ton to Tresaa Dunn, Jutre 23rd.
was rather cold outside, and the back into the cushioned chairs and Veslie Traxler to Frances M. Gist,
spectacled stranger was hugging the elevated their feet on the fender of June 2<th. Lee M. Provo to Mil-
radiator, which chuckled and chort the radiator.
dred C. Foelkner, June 38th. Paul
led at intervals, and radiated a
“For years past, I have made Carl Bays to Deeeie Babeoek. June
with th*
nice warm atmosphere that came winter trips to the Pacific Coast, 30th. Sidney O. Blanchard to Lil
as a balmy breath from a desert at quietly investigating the possibili lian M. Severance, June 28th. Ar
laibwmi
the first blush ot sunrise.
ties of crossing well known varities thur F. Feldschau to Ethel Brand
brow* bo
The title of the book could be
be of food fishes. I have realized that es, July 2nd. Raider Johnson to
read a chair or two away, and the some day the species of our best Nellie He»ter, June 29th. Elmer
character of the book—science— known fishes would become extinct Earl to Lillian Palmer, Juy 3rd. J.
helped the reporter to come to a —yes, sir—as extinct as the won C. Bellinger to Almeda Blanchard
conclusion as to the bent ot the derful Dodo that once inhabited McNair, Juy 3rd. Michael Landolt
mind of the reader. Every once in this very section of the hemisphere. to Mrs. Katie Marti, July 14th.
a while the reader paused, and Naturally, I have thought much a- j George Loerpabel to Elena Lorn-
seemed lost in deep though, as he bout crossing the more hardy spec men, Juily 20th. Vedo P. Cavaya
gazed through the ample hotel win ies of salmon with others ot the to Katherine Reust, August 3rd.
hardier varieties, thus bringing William S.. Taylor to Lucy Rankin.
dow out to the snow
r----- enveloped
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mountain range that rises like a forth a new species which would August 3rd. Orval Gillett to Edith
great rampart above the level ot naturally run its corse as the other Wilkes, August 6th. R. Y. Blalock
well-known varieties have done, to Clara A. Bowden, August 7 th.
the beautiful Tillamook valley.
The reporter wanted to horn in when the present species have been Guy B. Nyswaner to Ollie F. Cross,
and get acquainted for he scented exhausted, either through the de August 6th. James H. Arthur to
with the nose of an eager “news mands of commercialism or by the Lola Etta Winters, August 10th.
hound," a story for the local paper. limit which nature seems to have Paul Burke to Nellie Douglas, Au
fixed as the life of the
__ , different gust 13th. Alfred W. Anderson to
But engaging the attention of one fishes, of flora and fauna,
, which Elizabeth Myers, August 20th. T.
who seemed so ¿.eply engrossed in
scintific research, had its difficul thrive for a few thousand years W. Purvis to A. E. Alberding, Au
and then, like the Dodo and other gust 23rd. Howard B. Smith to
ties.
Just then, ater a moment of deep ancient mammals and fishes, final 23rd. Frank J. Mills to Cathryn
decay and pass ot of active man Berle, August 24th. Elmer La Due
reflection, the savant, for such ne ly
ifestation. Follow me?”
to Lida Olive Shultz, August 27th.
seemed to be, slapped his right
"In a rather vague way, yes,”
thigh, and smiled broadly. A sec replied the reporter, “but I am in Wayne Franklin to Lillian P. Ham
ilton, August 29th. Jesse Ralph
ond later he had seized the note terested nevertheless.”
3 LOOK back upon the past
Marsh to Myrtle Irene Cherry, Au
book that lay in his lap, and began
“Very good,’’ resumed the Profes gust 30th. Edward Eric Glad to
year, and see bow little we
to write feverishly, the reporter sor. "My plan just evolved Is to be Lottie
E. Orth, August 30th. How-1
have striven, and to what
watching these human manifesta gin right hefle on your beautiful
ard O. Erskine to Gladys M. Hath
small purpose, and how
tions with renewed Interest.
Tillamook coast, with a rather nov away, September 1st. Linn GarRer
often we have been cow
For at least two minutes the el scientific experiment. I propose, to Laura Olive Dodge, September
ardly and hung back, or
wriing was continued, and finally, sir, to gathr from the varios hatch 3rd, JYoseph Pohl to Bernice temerarious and rushed unwisely in;
as if satlsfld with his investigation, eries of the Pacific coast excellent, Clark, September 23rd. Tory Krum- and bow every day and all day long
the little old man, closed up the vigorous types of the celebrated I lauf to Helen M. Jackson, Septem we have transgressed the law of kind
note book, cashed away his prince- "Sock-eye salmon and cross It with ber 28th. Emry Acy Cook to Bes ness; it may seem a paradox, but in
nez In its morroco case, and began your steelheads and Chinooks, the sie May Bowen, September 29th. the bitterness of these discoveries a
to hum good naturedly.
result I believe will give you * new Clifford Thomas to Hallie Desmond, certain consolation resides.
The reporter then quite craftily type of fish combining all the splen October 3rd. Carl Heisel to Hepea-
Life is not designed to minister to
brought out his pipe—the mal did food qualties of both these fam beth W. Chase, October 16th. For a man's vanity. He goes upon his
odorous one of strong scent, typi ous fishes. The “Sock-eye,” as yon rest Elmer Wist to Etta May Hall, . long business moot ef the time with
cal of his profession—filled it with I know does not run in the Tillamook October 20th. David Martin Ever a hanging head, and all the tiaae like
the weed that cheers, and leaning
est to Adella Zue Gage, October 21, a child. Full of rewards and pleas
over toward the supposed scientist, TOTAL MARRIAGES DURING
Fred E. Buck to Helen Ruth Mlll- ure as It is—eo that to see the day
wr,
October 31st, George Baxter to break or the moon rise, or to meet
politely asked him for a match.
PRESENT YEAR IS 67
Agnes Buhkka, November 4th, Har a friend, er to hear dlnfter caTi when
"It gives me great pleasure, sir,”
One hundred thirty-four persons ry R. Goodrich to Ora M. Hobner be is hungry, fill him with surprising
said the little old man producing a
match safe of gun-metal steel, with were united in marriage in Tilla November 12th, A. L. MoCarty to joys—this world is yet for bhn no
mook county during 1921, according Laura Bernard, November 12th, abiding city, friendships fall through,
a water tight lid.
The
reporter
expressed his to the records in the county clerk's Herman Enz to May Neyman, No health falls, weariness assails him;
office. Contrary to the popular be vember 22ktd, James W. Wood to year after year he must thumb the
thanks.
hardly varying reword of bls own
“Rather Knusual weather for your lief that June is the month of mar Emma Marie Fisher, December ", weakness and folly.
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tial ties. August led last year with Thomts Arthur Johnston to Leona
section, I take it," ventured the fifteen marriages, with January reg
It is a friendly process of detach-*
Agnes Martin, December 8th', Arth
Htraager, rubbing his hands togeth-
istering nine. Eight marriages were ur Burton Call to Ora Lila Gist, De nient. When the thne cornea that he
er and snuggling a little closer to performed in June.
cember 10th, Lule James Edwards should go, there need be few illusions
the burbling radiator.
The names of the contracting par to Opal Rogers, December 17th, R. left abouUbimself. Here Ues one who
"I see you have been reading Dar ties and the dates follow:
W. Castle to Laelle I Shortridge, meant well, tried a little, failed much;
win,” ventured the reporter by way
Charles Irwin Smith to Laura December 22nd, Russ Pesterfleld to surely that may be his epitaph, ef
i of an opening.
Edpa Enda Kabke, January 1st. LaVelle I. Shortridge, December 34 which he need not be ashamed. Ner
"Merely to corroborate an opin George Young to Della Hundley, and Felix Kebbe to Ollie Minor De will Ct complain at the summons,
which calle a defeated eoidter from the
ion I have just formed,” said the January 13. Alex Salway to Mar- cember 27th.
field; defeated, ay. if he were Paul er
bookish stranger.
ion Becker, Janutry 11th. Clyde
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“May I venture to inquire the Brown to Martha Jurks, January
SAVE AND HAVE. Suggestions Marcus Aurelius!—but if there is still
i nature of the conclusion, if I am 12th. Grant P. Fisk to Lovelle are being made that Germany should one inch of fight' in hie old spirit, sn-
not Intruding on something of a Grover, January 12th. Edwin Wild- be allowed thiee years before mak disbonored. Give him a inarch with
bis eld bones; there, out of the gloaious
purely private nature?”
fong to Abigail Nelson, January ing further reparation payments. By
“I shall be glad to tell you about 16th. Robert William Mirers to that time of course they may be able sun-colored earth, out of the day and
it, if you thiak you might be lnter- Bessie Rachael Lantx, January to buy another wax.—Punch (Lon tike dust, and* the ocstacy—there goes
another Faithful Failure.
ested, but I assure you it is rather 16 th. Julius W. Tohl. to Anna don).
a prosy sbject.”
Klugg, January 19th.
Klamatah Falla —Pelican Bov Co.
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"If it be anything connected with
A CASE AT PRAYER: We are the
Louis Henry to Georgia Owens,
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science, I shall be glad to know of January 29th. Erhard Vogt to posterity our forefathers prayed for mill to reopan.
Astoria
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build
your conclusions,” said the reporter Theresa E. Emmenegger, February —can you blame them?—Evansville
»10,000 plant hese.
“but let me forewarn you, that 1 1st. Earl Gilmore to Rosa Blum, Courier.
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144 North 18th Street, Portland, Oregon
MINv Ortolan
THE BERING EYE: How do you
visualise your Job? The story of thru
throe stone cutters leaves nothing of
wlqdom to bw said. They were work
Ing <A> a stone. A stranger asked thc
first what he was doing. "I'm work
ing for $7.50 a day," he repVed.
"And yon?’* the stranger asked the
second. “I’m cutting this stone,"
growled tire laborer. When the ques
tion was put to th« third stone eut
ter, he Nnswesed, "I’m bhlldlng a ca
thedral."—The Christian Register
(Boston.)
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Mothers
PRECBPT AND EXAMPLE. Ear
ly In •ctober while the bnaln*«s man
a*er was away on sick-leave, out.
lonk trusted bookkeeper and adver
tising managei, E F. M. author <f
"The Soclallsaation of Money", de
parted with four thousand dollars.
We have made every effort to ap
prehend him. ehort of instituting
proceedings which wotlld resuit In'
his being pul in Jail, and that we do
■ot want to do.—From a page ap
peal for Immediate ffaanel.il seal st
anna In the current Liberator (New
Yorh.)
G. 8. Nelson, of Newberg Is visit
Ing at F. H. Pinkstaaff. He was
formerly a resident of Tillamook. He
has four daughters living here who
he is visiting.
— »
A FAMILY AFFAIR “Did you
give the Penny to the monkey, dear*
"Yes. mamma."
’ “And what did the monkey do
with It?”
"He gave It to his father, who
Played the organ."- Boston Trt.us-
erfpt.
THE HORRORS OF DISARM A-
First Sailor (»archtnx
MENT,
vainly for bis ship after a few hours*
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ItH't"
leave)—"but she was here when we
went ashore, wasn't slue?”
Second sailor "It's them blokee
at Washington. They've started Io
scrap the Fleet, mi ' begun on us"
—Punch (London).
IMPROVED
SPECIFICATION A.
Manager (to applicant for >ffloe boy
vacancy) "Aren't you the boy who
applied for this poult Ion a fortnight
ago?”
Boy: "Yes si> ”
Manager: “And didn't 1 say I
wanted an oldwr boy?”
"Yes, air. That's why I'th here
now!"—London Bvtfning Nows.
Jackson county levies 1 in‘11 tat
to bold county fair.
Eugene farmers creamery erecting
hwo-etory plant of hollow tile.
Potato growers of four Pacitlo
Northwest states have organized.
Toledo
Pacific Spruce Co. will
finish large mill b*r* by July 1.
Lake View — Railroad to Back-
staff, California, to be abandoned.
Gaa plants to be established la
Corral I la and Albany.
Keaton — Bt4ck Manoni« hnll »0«
10S te be erected here.
Aurora- - Knights of Pythias to
erect lodge hall.
Joseph— Elect lie plant at Wallo
wa lake Is virtually finished.
Portland —Two shlpe to carry
grnln to Ireland.
Building trades organisation of
100 farms formed In Oregon So ne-
cure groatci efficiency In construc
tion of nw buildings.
Ilaker- Big gold jgdffe struck at
1200 fe.-t In Last Chance mine.
Portland police force cuts 87 men
waving »73,000.
Deschutes county tax levy f it
1922 Increased 18 mills.
Baker has new packing plant with
»50.000 capital.
Eugene telrphr/ne plant to fiate
Improvements of »60.000.
Bowwell Springs bottling plant has
invested »«7,000 in project
Pendleton tax levy 3.1 mins be
low 1921.