•nA''. AUGUST 81. H»2I
1 liE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT
PAGE SEVEN
DO YOU KNOW COLUMN
Do you know:
That I!:*- b
and i!.*■ .i p L
ur together?
Zweifel'»
store at Mohler Is
being painted by Mr. Kenney.
The faculty of the Wheeler school
is complete. Mias Maude Mattley be-
ing elected principle.
Allyan Cady has moved to Cor­
vallis.
That the growth? of grass
thistles between th? curbing
sidewalk» i In some parts of town
ought to have a hair cut?
Mr. Groves and Chas. Stayton
came In from Portland, Sunday, by
auto.
health?
Miss Yost, of Canby, Is visiting
Mrs. Kebbe.
J. L. Vo-burg and Mr. McClln ock
were In Tillamook, Monday.
Saya American High Commra-
John Clark, of Portland, was in
sioner. Congres» 1» Told of
That sewerage is the only system' Wheeler, on business.
Great Accomplishment
That It costs money, but safeguards
Waahlngton..—The annual report
of the actlvitlei of the Near East Re-
lli f orgarilzatlpn, filed with f'origreM
by Chari?» V. Vickrey, General Sec­
retary, conatitutei the rnodeat hlatory
of on*, of the greatest pieces of phil­
anthropic work ever undertaken and
carried through by American men
and women, according to well
formed persona in the capital.
Camels are made for Men
Think for Themselves
Su. Il folks know real quality—an.l PF.MAND it
lhey prefer Camels because Camels »ive them the
.moolhesl m.ll.west ,,„okc they can bLy-be«is!
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ARMY HEAD
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cChc development of
^Motor Transportation
Thrrr h«vr been innnv contributing fac­
tor*. in th«' development of motor triuispor-
tation; the pcrfexta.i; of the motor car in
comfort and dependability: the construction
of smooth dumb!« highways; the produi turn
of a motor fuel Red Crown gasoline
which meets every tt t of power and mile-
agc; «nd finally, the Standard Oil Service
Stations at convenient locutions. making
R«tl Crown gasoline readily available to
motorists.
LxMtk for Standard Oil Service Stations
und fur the _ Rrd Crown sign at garages.
service Ntations. »od other dealers. There v<m
will t>e able to get good service with Red
Crown gMsolmc
Major General
1. recently ap-
-hing's assistant
one on record In
■ >f the Near East
He say», In a
»r East Relief;
h<vart -breaking distress
in othi— countries, I bo­
th? N ar East situation
appeal to our charitable
■■ru ar> many thousands
* or;.' cis -children of
parents In a Moslem land,
be helped by our people
are to survive. The Ar­
ne prewired their race,
g in and tbtrtr language un-
• !'■ . s of disfr'-se for over a
usarid years
They are worthy
' a be ter fate than to perish, and
I (.*! • *■• that will be their fate with-
it ubstantial financial and moral
, . • from the good people of our
>untry.
”J G HARBORD,
’ Major General. U. S. Army.”
oral Harbord ts one of the
■•'s of the N«-nr East Relief or-
ition, now making a general ap-
I • .' fo funds to continue its work
• th? destitute of Bible lands.
Tillamook Bay and
OceanResort Pio
positions
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Crown
the Gasoline of Qua/ily
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PIONEER
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\\ '.NIKI' b”1 MOLESKINS VIII.
pay I o < i-lilr eiuli A J Wilks
Want to lent big gear one mai. *n
nn*- h<>rs*' stump pulb'i to drag l>'K*
wh I i
Robert Watkins. Bayocenn
Oi <-gon.
W',.f Sal*' Sewing machine motor
wiili *ahl*'».
iheostHt pedal coi’l-
pl. t. 14.50 Singer Agency.
Aeolian and Okey records up I >
2.00 now 75 cents while they last
! C*>.
rill.miook
That the fellw Who insists on doing
all the talking, force» you to be a
good listener?
That a man told us a story Jhe
other day on the street? Thi.; be
had his jaw full of plug tobacco?
That when he laughed boisterously
at his own story, he .-prayed our
listening face with the dewsciated
wnd? That we didn’t have time to
back up? That we see him edging
«■lose up to u.i with a new story, we
-hall lalse our timbrel?
Thatsome people gossip about
others to turn attention from tbem-
-i-lveH? That all of us like to be flatt
ered e.-peciaiiy if the other party can
make us believe he means it?
That a blue huckle berry pie will
knock out a diet sheet in one short
round?
That Lot’s wife was turned into a
pillar of salt for looking behind her?
That a tin*- bunch of dairy salt war
anted on that woman’
Jntkr.ne.V‘;ryL man Wh0 does his own thinking, you
in Camels baCC° m your clEarvttcs. You’ll lind it
y°U' ?°Ja’hy Packa«e Just for show.
No « rg wrapper:»! No costly frills! These things
or coupons'0^
bW°kC
mOrC than Prtmiums
That a building boom should be
about due for Tillamook? We must
provide housing If we want more
people?
That some of our Blde walks play
tn Xylophone solo, when a person
walks over them?
Miss Norma Darnell left for Port­
land, Wednesday.
Mrs. J. Hamilton is In Mollala at­
tending a family reunion.
Mr. and Mrs. Hannan spent Sun­
day at the A. W. Kllburg home.
A Mr Turner, A Vusiness man of
Rockaway was In Wheeler, Wed.
Mr. Sanderson, of Portland, male
a business trip to Wheeler.
Mr. and Mrs. Clay Daniel and
daughter, Lois, were In Wheel«.' on
business, last Monday.
Mr». J. F. Bradley and son. Wheel
er, and Cora Wheeler were Portland
visitors the first of last week.
Miss Dorothy Jensen spent Mon­
day at Manzanita Inn. -
Mrs. Jackson,
Mrs.
Kebbe’s
daughter, was visiting old friends,
in Wheeler part of last week.
The dance at Nehalem Saturday
was well attended by Wheeler people
Mrs. Welton, of Portland, who is
spending her vacation at Manzanita
Inn was in Wheeler, Monday.
Mr. and Mrs. Neely were in Wheel
er, Saturday.
That the aviator should be forgle-
ea tor feeling above uh ?
CHARLE» V. \1< KKEY
rnlral
Mark
L. Bristol,
United
■ » III. ti ( mmisslouer to Turkey,
for examp)*-, declares
”1 have been ilosely associated
with the work of the Near East
Relief committee for about 22
months. On the whole the work
of this relief committee bis been
su'h that Americans should be
proud of this great humane ef­
fort The Near East Relief hare
In Constantinople is run more
like a business organization
than any reHet organization
with which 1 have ever come
into contact.”
C arlcs V Vickrey’s summary of
the ac-tivitiew of the Near East Relief
el. *» the disbursement of over
8(0,000,000.00 in cash and supplies,
contributed by the American people
to the salvaging of the Christian pop-
Ulations of the Near East.
711
American and Canadian men and
women relief worker» have been en­
gaged in thia huge task on little
more than a voluut^-er basis
63
hospitals, with 6,522 beds, and 123
clinics;
11 rescue homes, where
young girls rescued from lives of
shame In Turkish harems are taught
to forget their-sufferings, and to be­
gin life anew, self-supporting and
Independent, are maintained.
110,<MN> Little Children
The must remarkable feature of
the work of the Near East Relief la.
however, the salvation of tens of
thousands of children who have loat
parents and relatives during the past
six years. For these little ones Amer­
ican generosity has provided, through
the Near East Relief, 299 homes—
one, In Alexandropol, Armenia, hous­
ing 18.000 children—where, last,
year. 54.600 children were boused,
clothed, fed and taught, while an ad­
ditional 56,039, outside the Near
BMt Relief orphanages, were saved
from starvation and death by food
and clothing sent them from the
Cm ted States.
Mr. Vickrey's report states that
approximately 2.790.490 Armenians
are still living in the Near East, out
of a pre-war population oi <rver
4,000,000 and estimates that had it
not been for the aid given by the
American people through tb« Near
East Relief, fully half of those now
living would have perished. Food
was furnished to 561,970 homeless
refugees during a large part of 1920,
while 300,000 garments, comprising
1,500,000 pounds of clothing sent
out from the United States were dis­
tributed to barefoot and rag-clad
wanderers, all the way from the
Mediterranean to ths Caucasus
"
mountains.
Work Must Ceetinue
Commenting on these figures Mr.
Vickrey stated that ” thia distinctive­
ly humanitarian relief work, as an
expression of brotherhood, should
help to mark t.-e beginning of a new
era of peace «nd inter-racial good
will tn the Near East.
"The tremendous task undertake«
by the American people in saving the
children of the Near East is one
which cannot be left unfinished We
have an investment of over 160.000-
000 In human life, that America has
saved
If we falter or pause now.
that investment is imperiled, or may
even be lost altogether Most of the
children we have saved from death
are still too little to take care of
themselv* and conditions through
out the Near East are still too
uncertahi to let them shift for them­
selves It Is morally sure that for at
least five years, and until these little
ones that we have snatched from a
terrible fate are able to support
themselves and enjoy an even chance
Of life as useful citizens, the Amer­
ican people who have rescued them
must see them through
“It is the purpose of the Near Eaa-t
Relief t*> do Just this, and we appeal
to the genenmity of the American
people to »«*•• this noble work is car­
ried out in the spirit of mutual help­
fulness an<l Christian charity which
Is oo essentially charactertattc oí the
American ideal.’’
Contributions to the work of the
Near East Relief may be sent to
Cleveland H. Dodge. Treasurer 1
Madison Ave , New York City.
■ Iliadi aht classified ad-.
That the chap who fails to honk
h< ru going around the bend, may
later wake up in a ho-pital?
That the auto cuss who fails to
dim his light, when meeting anothei
car alter dark, certainly believes In
letting his light shine?
That the Tillamook cow is a try-
ant, an>l forces the dairyman to get
up too early to milk her? That tne
dairyman ha- the laugh on bossy,
whin he draws his milk check?
That wheD a fellow tells you
there n no hereafter, just ask him
to explain to . nl how came a clam .’
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AT THE CHURCHES
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PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Sunday School It. A. M.
Morning Worship 11 A. M.
Subject "The Main Thing
Evening Worship 8. P. M.
Subject "Re-Crexi.cn of Man.”
A comfortable pew, and a warm
welcome for you.
ALLAN A. Me REA. Minister.
REFORMED CHURCR
Sunday school at 10 A. M.
Morning Worship at 11. A. M.
That some people joyride ill
Subject; “The Parable of the Drag
night and sleep all «lay? '1 l«a' they
n...■' prefer moonshine to tuoahine Net.” Special music by the choir.
At 2 P. M. the pastor will conduct
That Tillamook bay ought to service» in the church at Mohler.
have a fleet of lumber coasters, com­
You are cordially invited to wor­
ing and going?
ship w ith us.
That -ome folks think this life is
W.
...£.-1. A.... per . Pastor.
just one prosy round of taking off
one's Clothes at night and puttin:
thorn on in the morning? That its u
good old world after all? That it alt METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH
The Fourth Quarterly Conference •
Jependr upon how you view it?
That Tillamook should have a w ill be held at the church building
Saturday, August 27, 1921.
merchant marine fleet? That w?
Sunday school Sunday morning at
should also be a seaport town?
ten o’clock.
That Tillamook has some mighty
Church Service at eleven o'clock.
pretty homes?
Sermon by Rev E. E. Gilbert. D. D
That acme of our dairy barns arc District superintendent of the Salem
Dlstirct.
nowhere equalled in the State?
Evening Sen ice at eight o’ clock.
That a fellow told us the oth»r
C. L. DARK, Pastor.
day that some of our beach resort»
needed sanitation and sewers? That
he said he could locate some of ’em
a mile away with his eyes shut"
NOTICE
Th. t he must have quite a nosey
nose?
The Annual melting of the Tilla­
That we haven't had the prevail­ mook Co. Mutual Telej^ipne Co will
ing, but unpopular local epidemii? be held in the Court House cn betur
Tnat wo come of a very hardy paren . day, Sept. 3 at 1: 30. P. M.
age, who----- Gosh. All Hemlock'
S. A. BRODHEAD. Secy.
When 's the woodpile?
8—25- 21 21
Tliat women love to look in at th'
Article 6 in the Poultry depart­
store windws, but when they get
ready to buy, they pick out the store ment of the county fair should read:
that advertise'' That the man who ' Entries. Pens, trios and singies,”
advertiser only in his show window-, instead o> trios and singles.” A Pea
consists of a male and four females.
never haa to make more room in hi
Through an oversight this was omit­
cash register before closing time?
ted in tne Fair cutaxcg^v.
8-18-3t
WHEELER NOTES
Jim Hoover spent the week end In
Wheeler, with his mother.
Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Huffman re­
turned Saturday from a visit with f
nis parents of Megler,
Wm. Christensen o' Neah-kah-nle
was in Wheeler, Wednesday.
W. S. Fisher, of the Wheeler Gar­
age. made a business trip to Portland
Thursday, returning Monday.
Mr Bradley was in Portland the
fisrt of the week.
John Ritz ot Foley was in Wheel«:
last Monday
Mrs Minta Lundburg and Mrs.
Harvey Ettinger of Tillamook spent
Sunday at R H. Cady's home.
Edna Ross. Vena Jengen. Victor
Johnston, and Herbert Stam spent
Sunday at Knudson
Mr
is visit ng re-
McClintock
latires in Southern California now.
Mrs Quirk
of Portland, is visit-
ing her daughter, Mrs. A. C. Carp
enter.
A seven and a half pound son was
born to Mr and Mis Wm. Baker.
August 5th.
Mrs Grovi-. who hrs been vluting
relatives in Portland, returned Tins
John and T. Smith, of Astn in
were in Wheeler on business. Tues
The dredge is maklni a fill f. I
•J. B Lommen now
Mrs. E Dt.w net returned last Sat
urday from Portland.
Th*- Wheeler United Lumber Mill
resumed »awing last Monday.
A Duncan was in Wheeler There
B. F. Cooper, of Wntseco sp*nt
Monday in Wheelei
The bassbell game played between
Wheeler and Beaver Sunday ar Moh­
ler was won by Beaver.
CLUB NOTES
J. E. Calavan, state field lndu-t-
rial leader, is visiting Tillamook
County club workers this week. Ou
Monday he met w ith the Yellow Fir
Cookery Club, and with the Harm­
ony Caning Club.
Tuesday he visited some local bad
ers and the Tillamook Canning Club
at Marjorie Tucker's
Wednesday he visited the Beat
'Em All Garden Club at Orel*- wn.
On Thursday he spoke at the meet­
ing of the Jersey Club at L- »«lie Web­
er's and assisted with the livestock
Judging work.
Ou Friday he will attend a i >int
meeting of the Holstein-Fi wiiu
Calf Clup and the Guernsey Calf
Club, which meets at 10 o'clock at
Mr. Ira Lance s. Following lunch
and a club program, the meinb*1
will visit J. J. Rupp s Herd.
On Saturday a trip will be made
to the south end of the county to
visit
the
N st ticca Calf
C'ub
members.
Club members are bus, ceinpKt
ing then work
maklni out reports
and preparing theii exhibits Tor the
fair» which occur next month
F W. Rubitsch and Frank Gu-ti
took the Cadillac bus for Poi'luid
Monday morning.
A school of sperm whales l*iit".-l
oft Manhattan beach one day lot
week. A tourist, who had poweriiil
glasses, said that the .school took
turn i rearing out of the water and
tiylnrto "blow” kisses at the pre, y
girls on the beach.
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