THUMDAY, JUNE <
THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT
HOW ASIATICS TAME EAGLES
Uncle Wali’s
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MARRY IN HASTE
AM OWLET brought his bride
home last evening,” announced
the horse doctor, “and they’re going to
begin housekeeping right away. Sam
■ays he married the girl three days
after first seeing her, and seems to
think be did some­
thing pretty clev­
er. but there's an
old saying about
marrying in haste
and repenting at
leisure."
“It's worth just
about as much as
the rest of the old
sayings," said the
village patriarch.
"They're all cheap
goods, and yon
don't get a chro­
mo with any of
them. Most mar-
rldu' women repent at leisure, whether
they married in baste or took their time
about it.
“I sometimes think, that the longer
an unmarried woman contemplates the
roan she is going to marry, the less she
knows about him. If there Is a pro­
tracted courtship, the man has every
opportunity to work up a reputation
that doesn't belong to him.
“Just this morning my present wife
was telling me that If she had known
what sort of a man I really was she'd
never have married me. Yet she had
six months to study me before the wed­
ding beHs rang out their glad chime*,
and she thought I was an exemplary
man. I’m natura.ly of a slouchy dis­
position. I never did take much pride
In my appearance, even when I was a
young man, and as I waxed older I be­
came downright careless. I considered
it a waste of money and effort to have
my clothes pressed, and having my
■hoes blacked seemed merely vanity
and vexation of spirit.
"Yet when I began courting the ex­
cellent woman who is my wife, 1
braced up in the most surprising way.
I always did that when I went court­
ing. And the surprising thing is that
it never seemed a dishonest proceed­
ing. It never struck me. until my wife
called my attention to the matter, long
afterwards, that I wus obtaining mon­
ey under false pretenses, so to sp<-ak,
when I created the Impression that I
was the glass of fashion and the mold
of form.
"I'd go to see that woman all togged
out like a young man who Is billed to
sing a tenor solo. I’d have my whis­
kers and hair trimmed, and my shoes
shined, and my teeth manicured, and
I'd be wearing a collar as white as
the driven snow, and a handkerchief
in keeping. It seemed the natural and
proper thing to do. yet I was working
a flimflam game with the beat Inten­
tions in the world.
“The more Arabella considered me.
the more she was convinced that I was
• marvelously neat and tidy man, and
she was so impressed that she married
me without the slightest hesitation.
No sooner were the last sad rite* per­
formed, however, than I lost all Inter-
eet Ir. the task of dolling rnyaelf up,
and I've been a sort of scarecrow ever
since.
"My wife has to remind me when
it'* time to change ahlrta or have my
hair cut, and she'* completely dliheart-
eoed. I don’t blame her in the least,
for I realize now, *lnce she has ex­
plained tbe matter ten thousand times,
that «be married a counterfeit.
"It would have been far better had
■he caught me when I was running
wiki, and married me without taking
time to think the matter over. But she
studied me for severul months, and
you see what sort of a prize package
•
Spirit« of Fi«reo Birds Are Broken by
Deprivation of Sloop for Long
Period«.
The Asiatic eagle is the golden
eagle. It is a big bird, many pounds
in weight, and exceedingly gwift in
flight, as well as tierce when attueked.
Indeed, to see the natives on horse­
back carrying golden eagles on their
arms Is a strange sight, for the birds
are usually tame, when one considers
now they act when free.
Tbe eagle fancier has a problem
In taming, much less training, a gold­
en eagle.
The eagle hunter finds
where an eagle frequently rests dur­
ing the day. He climbs to this place
a«d ties a live fox there, trailing the
r«|>e into some heaped-up stones to
form a cavern in which he hides, firm­
ly grasping the rope.
When the attention of tbe soaring
eagle is attracted by the fox, the eagle
drops down and kills it. So intent
Is the greedy bird on tearing his prev
that he doesn't notice the dead fox
is slowly being drawn along the
rocks. When It is within easy reach
the hunter casts a net over the eagle
and secures him.
Kept absolutely In darkness, and
with drums beating night and day
so it cannot sleep, the spirit of the
eagle is broken. When he shows signs
of submission the trainer feeds him a
little at a time and gradually wins
his respect. If not his affection. With
the passage of months the eagle at­
taches itself to the man who feeds
and trains him.—Detroit News.
IGNORED WEALTH UNDERFOOT
Spanish Treasure Seeker« Mocked by
Fate When They Overlooked
Vaat Mountain of Iron.
Near Mercado mountain, Mexico, a
legend goes, Spanish soldiers slew i an
Aztec chief, who said that the hill
was the upthrust finger of the Spir­
it of Fury, and that it would some
day avenge the folly of Spain, The
incident was in time related at court,
and tbe fine men and women there
laughed over It.
Like the gold seekers who over-
looked the fortunes that were I un-
tier th«lr feet in the wonderful soil
of the English portions of the Uni­
ted States, tlie Spanish sliver sleuths
looked with unseeing eyes upon a
naked, blood-colored hill worth more
than all they were tc :> tnke out of
Mexico and Peru in a century. Mer­
cado used it to hung lila namç on
and rode away after the metal he
had come to regard as tlie only form
of real wealth.
Just what effect the discovery ot
this greatest body of iron ore above
ground in the world would have hud.
had the explorers grasped its real
value, is hard to say. But there is
hardly a more mocking Incident In
history than that of the Spanish sol­
diers. wlien Spain was surfeited with
silver and destitute of Iron, circling
around one of the1 most perfect iron
supidles on the face of the earth, and
cursing their luck because they hud
found nothing of value beyond the
mountains.
I
NEAR EAST IN GREAT
NEED OF CLOTHING
Vast Throngs Wander From
Place to Place Clad Only
In Rags.
ARMENIANS NEED TOYS
Children’« Horror-Numbed Minds n««d
Stimulus of Playth'ng*.
Thousands of little Armenian chil­
dren have forgotten how u> laugh and
play. Many never knew how. Starva­
tion, massacre and horrors beyond
. description have been their lot. In
the orphanage* and at the relief sta­
tions they sit listless and solemn,
never smiling', never laughing, making
ne attempt to play, for they do not
know how.
These pitiable little ones need not
only food and clothes—they need toys
With toys they may learn to play and
I smile and laugh. Their horror numbed
minds need the stimulus of play-things
The discarded toys of American
children are called for by the Near
East Relief organization. These may
be the means of diverting the minds
of the little Armenian war-waifs from
the memories of massacre and suf­
fering too horrible for description.
Help these little ones to forget what
they have seen and suffered by send
Ing them the toys which have been
cast aside by your own kiddies,
Picture books, post cards. balls.
blocks, crayons, cut-outs, paint boxe~.
dolls, paper dolls, kindergarten ma­
terial, simple mechanical toys, etc.,
are asked for by the relief workers in
Armenia.
From the Near East comes an ap­
peal for clothing.
Five year* ot
destitution have reduced hundred« of
thousands of people there to a moat
pitiable condition.
Many thousands of Armenians,
driven from their homes during the
war, are still in exile, There has
been no way to secure clothing to
replace what they wore when they
were driven forth.
AU industry is paralyzed. The peo-
pie, though willing, cannot earn a live-
lihood. Vast throngs wander from
place to place, clad only in bits ot
rags and strips of burlap bag*.
The little children are perhaps the
severest sufferers. A report from a
Near East Relief worker, Miss Maria
P. Jacobsen. I* typical ot score* of
other*. She writes:
“Hundred* of little children in
our orphanage at Harpoot, dragged
themselves to ua, suffering acute
When gathering up your bundle of
rheumatism and pneumonia as a
clothing for the relief ship, don’t for­
result of lack of clothes. Some
get the toy*.
ware affected by gangrene from
If a local Bundle Day has been an­
frozen feet.”
nounced, give then; if none is planned
To relieve—in part, at least—this for, send by parcel post to Near East
great distress. Near East Relief, which,
Relief Bundle Station, Portland. Ore.
under a Congressional charter, oper­
ates in this field, had undertaken tef
Mob* Shouting for Clothes.
collect quantities of cast-off or other
Mrs. Kate Clough Rambo, of Baker,
spare clothing. What Is needed is good
, Oregon, returned Near East Relief
practicable clothing.
Every man, woman and child in worker, tells a graphic story of the
America is asked to help. Every gar­ distribution of a shipment of old
' clothes received at Batoum in Trans­
ment counts.
A single coat may save a human caucasia. She says
«
"I did up bundles of clothing, each
life.
A day's delay in sending it may coat containing a dress, a skirt, a jacket or
coat, intending them for distribution
one.
It will take only a few minutes to among the women. I took Kappidles
make up a bundle and send it on its (a native assistant) and went in the
way. If a local Bundle Day ¿¡as been Ford truck with great bu s of these
announced, give then; if none is plan- bundles. We drove into the yard at
nod for, send by pracel post to Near Petoeva Barracks. V.'e took out sev­
eral her«
w«,i.
stairs Kaonldles
East* Relief, Portland, Oregon.
Twenty Per Cent
Discount For Cash
nooa sy tbe nag* wnn« t e«m«a tne
bundle« to corners where I «aw they
ware practically without clothing. Tbe
firet thing I knew. ■ woman snatched
* bundle out of my hand; then came
another and another. I called Kap-
pidies to come away, as they were
turning into a mob. He and another
assistant grabbed the bags and we
went down another stairs, the mob
'ollowing. We jumped into the car and
had to hold back the mob with sttakb
Where the sticks came from I never
can tell.
■The crowd grabbed, they screamed,
they fought.
"They would have pulled me out of
the car, but the chauffeur backed into
the street as d we tore away. After­
wards we returned and gave the
clothes to the head man to distribute
to his most needy cases, but they
broke the window to his room and
grabbed the bundles. Still, after all,
I have the consolation that the man is
said to have had when someone stole
his Bible—it would doubtless do good.”
Near East Thousands Need Clothes.
Numberless men, women and little
children in the Near East are all but
destitute of clothing and thousands
have no covering whatever save the
thinnest rags.
Last year America sent 750 tons ot
clothing. The supply is exhausted and
the clothing worn out
was suna.7 . — ‘ “’Thdayr
People born on tnls nay may i>«>
live long, but will achieve many great
things and wfn much renown while
they do. They will learn many trades
nn<i will make and spend much money
their chief trouble coming through
their marriage. They will be subject
to headache, toothache and fever, and
may be in danger from fire and
plagues. They will be much beloved
will marry more than once and will
Incky In deaHng with horses.
Cut down your tire and tube expenditures by anticipating
your Spring and Summer requirements and getting—
Absolutely FREE
—one "Ton Tested” Tube, of corresponding size, with
every Vacuum Cup Tire bought at our store. Act
quickly. This offer is LIMITED. Once it expires,
it will not be renewed. Early ordering will avoid
disappointment.
May Re in Earnest.
"This but^esque queen says she's go­
ing to piny llamlet.”
“For why?”
•‘She says she wants to do better
work.”
"She’s bluffing.
Williams & Williams
Tillamook, Oregon
Near East Needs Cast-Aside Clothes.
The clothing cast aside as worthless
by our people here in America would
provide comfortable covering for every
unclad one In the Near East, and
would be an untold blessing to thous­
ands who have been stripped of all
their possessions.
This clothing can be transferred to
them through the agency of the Near
East Relief, incorporated by Act of
Congress to relieve the suffering in
that country.
Hsadligirt Advertisers Get Quick
and Sure Results
The Sign of
a Service
In Philadelphia last year, they used
the slogan: "The plea that touched tbe
heart of Philadelphia.'' and fourteen
carloads of worn clothing was the
answer.
Such a plea should touch the heart
of every county In the country, and
bring its answer clear and strong.
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At First-class Garage*'
and other Dealers
It la such a little thing tp dig those
cast-off garment» out of the clothes
box and send them to the Near East
nedef. but to at least one, and per
aaps several human beings In that far-
Ethics of Shoveling.
off land, It may mean the difference
You can make a science out of nny- »«.tween life. hope. strength--and al-
thing. You may remember the old
hike about the Irishman who said that
Hogan was n good shoveler, but he
wasn't what you'd call a fancy ahov-
eler. A big plant that manufactures
shovels ha* made a study of ahovel-
ology and has unearthed some Inter­
esting facts. For Instance, a good
shoveler should pick up a heavier
load than 21 pounds. A good shoveler
shnnld not throw further than ten feet
horizontally or eight feet vertically.
Shovelers should have two ten-nilnute
Mk» efvu^ctiK
periods of complete relaxation every
two hnura. Shovelers should work In
pairs, not alone. Two men together
Will shovel twice ns much ns two
alone. Now, spit on your hands and
go to It!—Cincinnati Enquirer.
imilm n/le »jteto»
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First American Stock Market,
■he drew.
The first congress of the tnlte<l
"I believe a woman, or a man. eith­
er. will do well to trust to lack in States, while In session In Federal
hall on Wall street. New York. In 1788-
matrimonial matter*.”
NJ», authorized and subsequently Issued
bonds (then called stock) amounting
“Million« for D«fon««."
to gsn.OUO.tMM) for the purpose of dis­
diaries C. Pinckney was one of
charging debts Incurred by the <’on-
three envoys sent by the Uplted States
tlnental congress and the various col­
to France In 17U7 to nettle disputes
onies. This nnturnlly l<sl to orders
which hud arisen between France and
for the purchase and sale of these
the United States.
The American
bonds be tig ►ent to New York. Tim in
grievance was caused by the aelaure
orders first came to merchants, nt-
of American vessels by France. Tlie
rome.vs and others, hut later, ns the
French grievance was that commercial
transactions Increased, some men Ike-
privileges had been granted to England.
gati to (jive special attention to thia
Tulleyrand, the French foreign minis­
bualnesa.' 1.... xnlng the first broker*
ter, refused to receive the envoys, but III America.
it had been conveyed to them by secret
agent* that before any settlement
Water Affrcte Vsrnish
could be reached it would be neces­
The vanil<h on some furniture Is so
sary for the United Stutea to pay a
large sum of money, which was. In l.iinl and smooth that linger marks
fact, little more than a bribe. It and soiled pliire» may be removed
was then that Pinckney made his fa
with a doth wrung out of lukewarm
tnous declaration that the I tilted slide. made with white soap, and the
had “millions for defense, hut not oue finish restored by rubbing with u cloth,
on which a few drops of light lubri­
cent for tribute.”
cating oil or furniture jeillsh has been
sprinkled. In many case* this Is a
M.MI, AfUcUd.
"Come, now! Don't look ao miser­ good method to use on the tops of
able I" said a Tumllnvllle photogra­ dining tables, hut In general It Is un-
pher. “Just pretend In your own mlud wise to put water on varnished, oiled
that you are going to get married to­ or waxed surfaces. I'alnted and en
a nteled furniture may, of course, be
morrow. ”
“Dad-bum the dad-burned luck !" re­ washed like any other surf nre so fin
tuned the Arkansas sitter. “That'» Ished.
precisely what 1 am going to do!"
A Rani Sport.
“But, man, you would make tho.i
wuids In the ileal. It's a sure thing
“Thaaks! But I prefer to take a
.reasonable chance."
Cut Thi* Out
It I* Worth Mon^y
Cut out this slip, endow wl'h 6c
O Foley A Co.2836 Sheffield A»<
•hlcngo. III. writing your n*me i nd
ddress clearly. You will recebe in
«turn a trial pucka»« contulnlng F->
•y's Honey nnd Tar Compou-vl lor
oughu. cold» and croup. Foley Kidn. j
HI» and Foley Cathartic TabltD
old everywhere.
printing oí all Lirt- at the
■lit Oírte*»’
Jud Tunkins on Economy.
Jud Timkins says wwiniu; Is llke
a piece of music. It mav turn <>llt
f.r.e, byl the person
practices It
can't tie very entertailimi for the time
being.
ot Fire
Present lines of new Buick six-cylinder
models will be carried thru the 1922
season.
har.gs ove? your f
or home every day in the
year. Rising costs make its threat constantly more
dangerous.
Insure sufficiently with the Hartford Fire Insurance
Company and let this agency I ic I d you to do everything
possible to prevent fire. Thus you will be doubly pro­
tected. It fire comes, you will bo promptly reimbursed.
If it does not come, you will have that feeling of security
that only dependable insurance fives.
The Hartford’s l ire Prevention Service—practical and
valuable to the highest degree—n free to policyholders.
This is the Harttord local agency,
Beginning June 1st the new series and
prices will be as follows, f. o. b. factories,
Flint, Michigan.
Old Price*
Model 22-44 Three Passenger Roadster. $1 795
Model 22-45 Five Passenger Touring,
SI 795
Model 22-46 Three Passenger Coupe.
$2585
Model 22-47 Five Passenger Sedan, -
S2895
Model 22-48 Four Passenger Coupe,
$2985
Model 22-49 Seven Passenger Touring, $2065
Model 22-50 Seven Passenger Sedan,
S3295
ROLUE W. WATSON
»Vetr Privet
Hie Insurance Mai
$1495
$1525
$2135
$2435
$2325
$1735
$2635
Meat Prices
St uk______
CALL FOR WARRANTS
All outstanding County GentHlI
Fund warrants endorsed pilot' to
and Including Muy 12, 1821. and nil
outstanding county load wtilcants
• ndomed prior to «nd including
March 10, 1921, will be pn.l upon
presentation.
Intsiest ceeeee this 26th day of
May, Iftl.
Kat hl «-on MUia^
County Treasurer,
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BUICK MOTOR COMPANY. FLINT. MICH.
Pioneer Builders of Vslve-tn-Head Motor Car*
Zbc/M-hrz in ad I'rmeipui CUua—l^alrrt Krvryvhm
Local Dealer
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