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THE TILLAMOOK
PAGE SIX
Uncle Wife
THE USE OF SICKNESS
ERE Is the most wonderful book
il
ever offered the public,” said
th- agent with enthusiasm. “It Is en-
titled ‘Psychology and Disease,’ end
every page ha-; an astounding revela­
tion, When this book is universally
read and under­
stood, there won’t
be any disease in
the world.”
“Which is equiv­
alent to saying
that when the
pigs are flying, a
man with the
rheumatism will
get a job as con-
tortion 1st," said
Mrs. Curfew. "I
have listened to
agents for many
years, and have
heard all kinds of
■illy talk, but yours is the worst yet.
You can't convince me that the day
will ever come when a man with the
jumping rheumatism, such as my hus­
band is afflicted with, can sit down
and cure himself by reading a book,
even if the book is endorsed by' con­
gressmen and justices of the peace
and other dignitaries without number.
“If disease ever is banished from
the world, I have no doubt that some­
thing worse will come to take Its
place. I believe that everything tr
this world Is here for a good purpose,
even if it doesn’t look that way at
first glance.
“Early this spring there wns an epl
demlc of measles in this neighbor­
hood. and of course my little grand­
daughter had to conte to visit me.
She never comes when the health con­
ditions are nil that could be ffl-slred,
but just as sure as there is smallpox
or »even year itch or some other con­
tagious disease rampant, that ungel
child conies to spend a few days with
her beloved grandmother, and she
catches everything there Is going.
"She hadn't been here two days be­
fore she was down sick, She had I
more measles than I ever naw in one
colleetion before, and her face wan a
sight to be seen. I was Inclined to
murmur and repine, for I was just
done with my housecleanlng und was
so tired 1 felt ns though I'd like to lie
down and sleep for six months, and
there I was with a sick child in the
house, and 1 was to be up night and
day seeing that she didn’t catch cold
for If a child catches cold when she
has that disease, some of the measles
■re sure to strike in, and then she
goes blind or loses her hearing or be­
comes an idiot.
"1 was complaining to Mr. Curfew
and saying harsh, bitter things, whet,
a boy came to the door with a tele
gram. It wns from Cousih Susan, and
she said she wns coming <>n the night
train with her three children to spend
a week with me. She Invites herself
tlint way about once n yeur, and I al­
ways dread her coming, for her chil­
dren are holy terrors, and there Is no
peuce where they are.
“I never hnd a good excuse for head­
ing Cousin Susan off before, and she
hnd become u nightmare to me. But
On that occasion I hud an excuse all
ready made. I sent back n telegram
Baying that tny granddaughter was in
the house with an aggravated attack
of measles, and the house wus quar­
antined. and a policeman with a
sawed-off shotmiu was guarding the
approaches to the lionise. Of course
didn’t use exactly those word», but
that was the meaning of my dispatch,
■nd Cousin Susan had to take her off­
spring and unload them on her Aunt
Marin, who had never suffered a vis­
itation of that sort before.
“This shows Hint diseases have
their use, Hnd even n few- measles In
the house are a wellspring of pleas­
ure. when we regard them properly.
With a determination to realize our
blessings. So I have no us«- for auy
book that shows how to abolish dis
eases, and now must disperse, for 1
have a hundred things to do.
Arab« Suffer From Fsmm«.
"Tin- Drlukera of Suualilue,’’ a« the
Arab slK-plK-rda coll tlu-niselves, sre on
the verge of »turvntloo throughout Al
gerlu, and union» wheat 1* Import««!
from America It may have nothing l-tii
jpn^l)l!i>.* uo a steady diet during th»
«¡uter.
The threatening famine is the r<
suit of a yeur'» drougliL
Seventy-five per cent of the she«-;
in Algeria have died u» a result <•
th«- drought and the Arab "Drinker-
of Sunshine,” dreamers and pliUoso
phera, incapuble of any w«>j-k but tli.it
of guiudltig their Hocks, are In «lire
•trait a
Out ot Oat« Now.
“Did you hear what thut young wot-t
■n rnliir*
“No. What waa Itf
“Bhe told the young fellow with Lm
that <«h«» ‘juxi loveti to cook.’ ”
"Ah! An old fmdtloned girl. She’»
UKlng the ‘vuiiiplng’ methods popul'i
twenty year« agu.”
To P« Expected.
Bob—"Don’t you weigh mort» tlm
yoi. didT” Belli— “A bit I started :
Dili«- and a half poui.ila“—Boeto
CUahs.
Cut Thi* Out It Is Worth Mor.ej
Cut out this slip, enclos«’ i'll
o Foi«y fc CO.,3*35 Sheffield *•
Chicago, Ill., wilting your MAH t |
•dress clearly. You will recolve i-
•turn • trial packnwr containing F»
•y's Honey »nd Tar ConipcunJ. f<
otigha, cold» and croup. Foley Kulm
Uls «nd Foley Cal bartie Hable ts
«M erarywhere.
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WAGE LONG WAR ON SAVAGES
HOW TO GET DAIRY COWS
CHEAPLY
Holland Nev«r Able to Subdue Fierce
Tribe Living in R-ch East Indian
Archipelago.
We have been urging the farmers
ot Klamath County to milk more
cows in order to balance the ever
Increasing production of hay.
It is
not always b st, however, to buy too
many grown cows at the priees it is
necessary to pay to get good ones.
We do suggest that every farmer,
who is finding ir difficult to uhpoce
of his hay, td" buy a few cows, and
with these as a nucleus he will be in
a position to ship in each year a
number of good dairy calves fro.'*t
either Tiliamook or Coos ejutties,
and thus establish as large a herd
as he may desire at a very nmni -til
cost.
Through the County Agent in
Coos County we lccrn that every
cow milked in that county is under
test, and that this work has been go­
ing on for a number of years,
As
a result of this continuous testini
dairy men over there are able t3
weed out all of their unprofitable
cows, until now­ there is notre c.w
in the county giving under 300
pounds of butter fat p r yea--.
It
is now poscsible to buy calves from
this class of cows with record of
from 300 to 500 pounds of bu’ter fat
and sired by good, registered dairy
bulls.
The Ezell Stock Farm .Jlip-
ped in ten heifer calves from there
this spring, which were two weeks
old when shipped, and which ci st
$12 per head plus an averag of $5
.95 express, or $18.95 laid duwn
here.
These calves appea* to b*3
very well bred, and are now about
six weeks old and thriving well on
a diet of skim milk and hay.
Last
spring this same (arm shipped in
ten head from Tillamook County
which costs a trifle more, an 1 •I;-1 '
are now splandid looking ycr.ron ;s,
which v.lll be ready to milk n- xt
spring.
We would like to s e more of <..ir
farmers w ho want to get jnto the
dairy business, adopt this pl*t of
It takes a
building up a hid.
little longer, but there 1 cei c.t'nly a
big saving in the outlay of c i-L. and
beyond a doubt the - calves, if w< II
cared for, will make spli nd!d flawy
animals, as good or better tl-.n any
you can buy when full grown.
By
working together through the F.inn
Bureau we should be able to get the
pick of the annual calf crop 'n t-h-
er Coos or Tillamook county. *1 hink
it over, and let’s get ready fur ii'xt
spring. —Klamath County Farm
Bureau News.
of Holland,
lies say are to
half. Bid cm-
in the Esat
ly ail of which
It is a con­
ing a «listane«
great as timt
Ifrancl.-co.
v« trines are trouble-
of all i..e the Ache«-
*.tpy a little country at
nese,
the north end of Sumatra Ache, n 1«
an abf >!t:te i • ar-.-hy, recognising no
authority or control from the Dutch
or anybody e'“e.
One of the longest war» in history
has been fought by ttie Dutch against
the A* i * enese. It was started in 1672.
and has been going on ever Mince, with
no present pro-pect of bringing it to
an end.
In former days the Acheenese, w ho
are Malays, engaged largely In piracy.
In their sv.:ft sailing proas they
scoured the seas, capturing every un­
armed vessel they came across, Hnd
customarily butcherlug everybody on
board. By their depredations they ai­
most des! royed trade through the
straits of Mai. ca.
The Dutch did away with this mle-
chief by running down the pirate
craft with mull steam vessels and
destroying them, But the Acheenese
are still independent and defiant on
land. When the Dutch avenge an out­
rage by burning their villages and rice
plantations, they retire to Inaccessible
fa. tnesses of the mountains. The best
the Dutch can do Is to hold the ex­
treme northern tip of Sumatra, where
they haie planted a fortified town
called Kota Radja. Usually «hont
eight thousand troops are kept there
In garrison.
Across the base of the tip a string
of fourteen little forts extend con­
nected with the town by railroad and
telegraph, Each Is defended by elabo-
rate l>ariied-wire entanglements and
by a he* re of the spiky plants called
Spcnlsh bayonets, thirty feet wide,
effective. If a
which Is even more
t
fort Is attacked re-enforcement» from
Kota Radja are summoned by wlr»1.
Not far from The town Is Gold
mountain, r.hlch i Is -aid to be full of
the yellow meta); but it Is outside the
line < ,f for. and -o the gold remains
1 < r the Acheenare are just
UMlUl
about the most ferocious savages In
the world, a little fad of theirs being
mutilation of their enemies, whose
legs, arms and ears they cut off.
Th-'jr country I Is a primeval forest,
p' opted by orang l-outangs and full of
fl deadly malaria.
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Severe Spanish “Blue Law."
Kit
-.tie's wife In public Is a
crime neeordln ■ to the laww of Ma­
drid, fijiain.
Therefore a severe
repriioui.d and a warning not to let
the misdemeanor o.-cur again has Just
b<*< n admin <;« *1 to a vl ltor to Ma­
drid ivho, when lie assisted his wife
Into a iib at the door of his hotel
on the I’ll- -ta del Sol. kissed her good-
by. A policeman on duty close by wit-
m—d tin- offense mid remonstrnti-d.
threaten:: - to takt- the num to the
police retion. whereupon the visitor,
n traveler In many lands, smlle«l and
said: “Do your worst. Take me to
the station house and we'll see what
the punishment Is for kissing one's
wife." The policeman led him off to
in* -■ his captain, who. on hearing the
nature of the charge wus even more
severe than the ordinary policeman,
He Informed the offender flint igtior-
ance of the law w as no excuse, but
that he hnd committed a «erlous of-
funs«- against the laws of Madrid.
which forbids n man to kiss any wom­
an while In the streets of tlie city,
with or without her consent. He, how­
ever. let him off with a caution.
Lacks Sense of Right and Wrong.
A child'*« freak intellect Is puzzling
the Hump,litre (England) authorities
and th-- I ird of education. The
child, a tw«-i\«--ycar-old girl, cannot
<1lMln-riilsh right from wrong. Her fa­
ther ill-piled to the odlliam magistrate,
nnd obtained an order to M-nd her to
no indii-trial Helm >1. The attendance
officer Hold she had been absent from
acliool for six months, and »tsynd out
all night several times, and ns-ently
walked 15 miles to BaHlngstoke, where
»lie wns found at midnight on the sta­
tion platform. A doctor described the
girl ns morally and not mentally de­
fective. Tin- cnse was so unusual, he
said, that nil the fuels had l-ren sub­
mitted to th«- hoard of education. Th«
child wns normal, except that part of
the Intellect which enabled a iierson
to discern right from wrong was miss­
ing.
Burltd Forest Found,
A prehistoric forest, hurled under
30 feet of meadow niar«h. has been
found near Chestnut Ne k. on the New
Yerk-At'antlc City motor route* <’
dm and oak tree« have been found In
a perfect state of preservation, while
nt other points the burled timber hud
liei-n risiti* ed to ehansetl. Tile dis­
covery wa- made by linemen erec’ng
poles to carry electric power to the
transatlantic wireless plant In Tuck­
erton. l’elea so feet long are lent
usisi across a “bottomless" stretch < *
the Mutili -a river nieatlows.
Looked Llk» Net Player.,
Lets, aged the, Ilgis visiting lit
Country, mid. seeing u potato bug
th. first time, -lie asked: ’ M nt:
does flies piai tennis?”
“Np. dear.” replied the mo
"Why <|o yon r
“Ileeause,” answer»«!'the ll'th- >i
“I just saw on«- with a sweater «a,
Indigestion and Constipation.
" Prior to using Chauil-ei Iain's
Tablets, 1 suffered dreadfully from
indigestion. Nothing I ate agreed
with me and I lost flesh sud ran
down In health. Chamberlain'» Tab- I
let» streugtheued my digestion and
cured m« of constipation,** writ»»
Mrs. George Stroup. Scfvay, N. T.
Job printing of all klafis at »
Nsodlicbt Offlaa.
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FOURTH
$219 for the first fiscal year.
Applicants must have r«sat bed
their twenty-first birthday on the
date ot the examination, wita the
exception that in a State where wo­
men are declared by statute to be i f
full age for all purpones at eighteen
¿•ears, women eighte n years cf age
on the date of the exaininatini will
’
be admitted.
Appicants must reside within the
territory supplied by th* pos of: fice
for which examination is ’.in >unc-
ed.
The examination is open to a'.l ci’-
izen» of the United States i ho can
comply with the requirements.
Application blanks. Form 1753,
and full information concerning the
requirements of the examination can
b secured from the postmai’er at
the place of vacancy or from 'he
United States Civil Service C.ommia-
sion, Washington, D. C.
Applications should be pic.pi rly
executed and filed with the C.inunis-
the
sion at Washington. D. C., pt
earliest practicable date.
NOTICE OF SHERIFF’S SALE
In the Circuit Court of th: Stat-.-
of Oregon for Hood Rlv. r C-junty.
L. Saldern, Plaintiff vs C. F. Fieni
and Alice C Field, defendants.
By virtue of an attachment exo-
cution issued out of the Circuit
Court of the State of Oregon, for
Hood River County, upon a iudg-
rnent for the sum of $1000.90 and
interest on said sunt at the rare of
eight p r cent per annum since ihe
17th day of March, 1915, the fur­
ther sum of $100.00 attorney's fees
and $23.00 costs and disbursements
which judgment is in favor of the
plaintiff L. Saldern, and against tl.s
defendants, C. E. Field and Alic
Held, I will on Saturday, the 25'h
day of June. 1921, at lu o’clock A
M. of said day. at the front door :
the Court House in the City of I >ila-
mook City, Oregon, sell at public
auction to the highest bid<
th pinpoB-
cash
nt, the foil
l.-rfyi
sai estati
s
Tillamook-Portland
Cadillac Stage Line
Last publication, June 23, 1921
JOHN ASC’il-'I
Sheriff of Tifiamo k County
LEAVES
Tillamook
7:30 A. M.
1:45 P. M.
WORK FOR THE EDITOR
It is said that anyone can be
editor. All that an editor hat
do is to sit at his d* sk six 1-ty.;
the week, four months of the y
and 12 months in the year and
It” such stuff as this:
‘‘A mischievous lad of M:i'hert<;i
threw w a stone and struck t com­
panion in the alley last Tuesday
“John Doe climed on the roof of
his housj last week looking fo;
leak, and fell, «tricking hiiastlf
the back porch.”
"While Harold Green
corting Miss Violet Wise ho> 1 ■ from
a church sociabl Saturday n:gl- r
savage do*; attacked t|em a -1 bit
Mr. Green on the public square ’’
"Isaac Trimmer was playing with
a cat Friday when it bit hin<
veranda.”
"Mr. White while harnes'diz
broncho last Saturday was -ti
just south of the corncrib,
man E. Mack's National Mor'h.'y.
LEAVES
Portland Hoyt Hotel
8:15 AM.
2 P. M.
Arr. Tillamook 1:30 & 7:30
Arr. Portland 1 &. 7:10 P. M.
A BANK ACCOUNT S A LWAYS
It i; nev r either too early
count. But, like the ea ly bir
gest bank balance.
We’ve lots of room at the to
the First National Bank for n
alized account. Why not get
IN
ORDER
r too late to open a bank ac­
d, the early saver gets the big­
p of the depositor list liero at
en the biggest kind of ’nation­
our name there?
DIRECTORS
W. .1. Riechers.
John Morgan
B. C. Lamb.
A. W. Bunn
C. J. Edwards.
Henry Rogers
McGhee.
We have a large stock of assorted pa­
pers which we are closing out at prac­
tically wholesale prices, These
some of the bargains:
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Quality Dairy'
Products
for $1.00
for $1.00
I. CLOUGH CO
The Rex all Store
Milk, Cieara, Cottage Cheese
/
Bell 6 Fl3
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Both Phones
Mutual
TiLLA^GOK, OREGON
THE WORLD’S FOREMOST
ENGINEER
Were it not for the assistance the Department
of the Interior has rendered, our wonderful
irrigation systems, waterworks and similar
Id walk
for a Camel
w
The pleasure is worth it. There’s no su fr­
stitute for Camel quality aud that mild,
fragrant Camel blend.
The fellow who smokes Camels, wants
Camels. That’s because Camels have a
smoothness, a fragrance and a mildness you
can’t get in another cigarette.
Don’t let anyone tell you that any other
cigarette at any price is so good as Camels.
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TILLAMOOK- OREGON
NOTICE— Beginning with the 1st of
J tine we will turn out all amateur kodak
work within twenty.four hours.
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Til la-
office:
Office,
phone.
orded. plat,
ypeted the 26th
CLASS “POSTMASTER
EXAMINATION
The United State« Civil ServlCJ
Conimlsslon has announced an exam­
ination to lie held at Tillamook. Ort­
on May 28, 1921 as a result of which
it is expected to make certlfiea'i it
to fill a contemplated vacancy in the
position of foul th class poitmas*.?r
at Hemlock and other vacancies ns
(hey may occur at that office, -.tn)«-: t
it shall be decided in the iiit* re.us
of the service to fill the vac.iti-iy by
reinstatement. The comp n at ion f
the postmaster at this
THURSDAY. MAY 28. 1' .1
HE A D LI G H T
projects could never have been developed. Progress
•uch as this is vital to all of us. This phase of our
government's endeavors to further prosperity is graph­
ically told in the fifth of the series of articles which
we issue each month.
To receive this story and the ones previously pub­
lished send us your name and adoress. There’s no
cost to you—nor are you placing yourself under any
obligation.
Let your own taste be the judge. Try
Camels for yourself. A few smooth, refreshing
puffs and you’d walk a mile for a Camel, too.
A. HUDSON