Uncle Walr3
A BANK ACCOUNT S A LWAYS
IN
ORDER
SECOND HAND
It la never either too eaily o r too late to open a bank ac
count. But, like the early bir d, the early saver gets the big
gest bank balance.
We've lots of room at the to p of the depositor list here at
the First National Bank for ev en the biggest kind of “nation
alized account. Why not get y our name there?
DIRECTORS
W. J. Riechers.
John Morgan
A. W. Bunn
B. C. Lamb.
Henry Rogers
’ C. J. Edwards.
C. A. McGhee
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> Hupmohile
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Wire it not for the aasstance the Department
of the Interior has rendered, our wonderful
irrigation system*, waterworks and similar
pro0rts co«*d nvror h*v* been developed. Progress
this i* vital to all o# us. This phase of our
ant** aodaavoro to further prosperity i* graph
ically told in th* fifth of th* serie* of aroebe which
each month.
Tillamook County Bank
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HAS FAITH IN HIS “CURE'
Only Patient Who Tr.ed Snake Diet
for Leprosy Died, but Doctor
Holds to His Theory.
In p:acticing me«licine for the bene
fit of the natives I worked out one
theory jn regard to leprosy, which is
a fairly common aliment In the Arch
ipelago. I asked myself why, since a
snake sheds Its skin, a man who 1-
affllcteil with disease should not be
able to do the same thing.
In Singapore there was a rich Chi-
uese leper, known as <>ug SI Chew,
who asked me repeatedly why I d.d
uot bring him su ae new remedy fo1
ais disease.
Since he bad a large
.tousehold of servants who took care
of him. and his own carriages and
richshas when he traveled, he was
allowed to live untroubled by the a.:
«horitles: but he was very unhappy,
because he hud tried all the re icdie-
of the native doctors end was stead
ily growing worse.
At la-t 1 toid hint that I hail some
thing that «night help. He asked me
what it was, but I would not tel! him.
When he Insisted. I answered.
“Snakes.”
"Ul-la!" he exclaimed, waving his
arms In the air.
Then I explained my theory. The
ability of a snake to she 1 his skin
might be transferred to a human be
ing If he ate snakes»; and if so, the
person would be able to shed his lep
rosy. Ong SI Chew did not care for
the idea at all. but I told him it was
worth trying and I argued that a snake
is much cleaner than an eel.
At last he consented, and I furnished
him with a number of small pythons,
with the Instructions that they were
to be killed and cleaned immediately
before they were eaten. He was to
eat them raw with Ills rice.
I left Singapore soon after that, nnl
when I reiurned I i’lAind that Ong SI
Chew had died. I’e «pie thought it was
a greet Joke on i.e because my patient
had not survived the treatment, but I
am far from being convinced that th ■
cure will not work—or, at least, help
to throw off leprosy. Ong SI Chew
was in the last s'rges of the disease,
and Ids ca -e was not a fair test. —
Charles Mayer. In Asia Magazine.
PURSUED BY GHOSTLY SHIP
Tradition of
That Massachusetts Fishermen
Firmly Believe In.
The
Winters, recalled „
ine burial
I'uruii of
vi John ........
—3 a tradition of
01 a
to old-time fishermen
with. $*•
modern Flying ■ Dutchman
“3 believed to
ghostly crew that was
rsuit
of a ship that
in
pat-
—
main the »em
«ottoni, relates
had sen! tl i to the b -ster. Win-
a correspon it from Clone« of the
ters uns the last survivor schooner,
crew of the Gloucester i
1“
Charles Hi ell. which in a stona
ma down and >iUik u
Marc!,. 1*
CTC A' cu
Salt: -ch»« ■r and Its entire died ht
ng
bank«.
He
George» li
the Ebben :«'., Snug Harb
year, repeutf
elghty-scCOl
to the last ¡e t rie of the
supposed t ta.e pursued
kell throug it.t its career as a t
ifTTOU hate the general appearance
X of a man who is hunting for
trouble,” volunteered the low-browed
man.
I am greatly annoyed.” replied the
bought a second-hand
professor,
typewriter, think
ing I was getting
a bargain, and it
is a constant ag
gravation.”
■“A man always
thinks he’s get
ting a bargain
hove along■'
when he blows
phantom erev
himself for sec
during them
ond-hand goods.
Salem Usher:
Old Doolittle
Winters an . rliers of the Haskell s
thought he was
crew refused I.« fish lu the ship again
getting rich quick
was taken on. These
uud a pew ci
when he bought
returned with a si ilmllar story of ghost-
a surrey for $17.
ly visitations nt sea, took tlmir dun-
The man who
nnge bags and quit, Another and still
as
good
as
new,
sold it said it was
a
fourth crew v were
------ shipped, hut each
nnd It broke his heart to part with
........ a j renewal of the
came to port with
it, but he had to go to Florida for his
story of a ship
s„ . shrouded In whi.e ami
health and needed the money. Most
n specter crew, itmi the Haskell was
of the great bargains are offered by
hauled up, unnb'.o to get men. It , Un
people who have to go somewhere, for
lslied Its seagoing as a sand freighter,
their health, and they’re wise in doing
mid the Salem ship was not heard of
that, for if they stayed around the
again.
neighborhood where they sold the
Junk, they’d have their heads punched.
“Doolittle was so proud and happy
over his bargain that it would have
CELL □ACTING IN OLD JA/Alli
made you feel ten years younger Just
to look at him. He hitched up his
Peo;Cat!-, .r «n Thousands to Wit
family steed, which is named Jan
ness Cer.
j Which Has Deep
uary, nnd then invited Aunt Julia and
n«ii;. s. ; Significance.
Mrs. Spry to take a buggy ride. He
his wife sat In the front seat, and
t • of the bell in oh Japan
T! !
Invited guests took the rear one,
i by great i ml « ‘inn
was ac*
I
all went ns merry as a divorce
rites, Murj>»le i alta Ba lllit writes
for about a block.
In Asia, lor months, so.ne:I: es for
"Then one of the hind wheels came
years, the «■ : i unity hud been eon-
off. and the surrey keeled over and
trili’: !' g of • • bronze and copper or-
dumped my aunt and Mrs. Spry onto
ons.
' nau.e:: < u:: I precious pos<
a pile of gravel that had been left on
Fo'ly R,membered Cyclone,
s before the «•. sting
For i ny
the street by a cement contractor. He
A parrot, named I’oliy Langston, there were ;>i. ■rs to deter:.:ne the
had put a red lantern on top of the died recently at the age o«' flfty-thr« e. auspj lens i «• : .-nt at which to begin,
pile as n dnnger signal to motorists. A native of Missouri. I’oliy was a and t«> pel .11 spiritual beings and
I think th«* full must have unsettled feathered prodigy whose remarkable lalnkter.'-- '«f grace In a propitious
Aunt Julia’s fncultles for the time be talents included many vocal and lin mood. Pilgrims caise frpm ull the
ing. for she grabbed up the lantern guistic accomplishments. She could ■ surrounding country, for the Japanese
nnd broke It over Mrs. Spry's head. sing and talk In English as well as of long ago loved a pilgrimage as
Mrs. Spry hns her faults and fallings Spunish, her mother tongue; pray and much as do their descendants today;
like other people, but she Is dead sing several of the old familiar and made of their act of piety an op
game, and the way she went for Aunt hymns, which she had picked up nt portunity t<> enjoy a little festivity
Julia was the prettiest thing I ever church nnd social gatherings, besides and see something of the great world.
saw. I was sitting on our front porch having a wide repertory of conversa On the appointed day, men gathered
where I could see the doings, and I tional “small talk." At one time, in their finest aitlre. Then the priests
don't know when I ever enjoyed my when the circus came to her local appeared In rich ecclesiastical bro
self so much.
town, and Polly had poured forth her cades and the workmen in robes beau
“Unless you hnve seen a couple of sage salutations to the passing para- tiful and sanctlflt-d. With prayer and
refined and cultured ladles clawing ilers, the attention of the late P. T. ceremony the work reached its climax.
I , each other around on a pile of gravel,
Barnum was attracted to her and a The great molds were prepared anil
you don't know what true si«ort Is. large cash offer was made for her, the flaming, molten mass, luto which
Mrs. Spry showed some fine ring gen- but her owner could not be Induced had gone so many precious things,
eralship, but my aunt had the best to part with her. She remembered to was to them what the dedication of a
wind nnd she finally won out and came her passing hour an event of her early cathedral was to the believers of the
home victorious. ‘And thus through life when n cyclone wrecked the town I middle ages. Before their eyes and
camp nnd court she bore the trophies I and brought death to scores of the In I with their own co-operutlon, some-
of u conqueror,’ ns the poet says, but habitants, I’oliy survived by a mlr- thing Intangible and divine assumed
then* was no pleasure In living In the acle, hut for more than 40 years aft- shape and tangibility. Many went
same house with her for a week or erwards whenever the dark clouds away to become heroes In their vil-
two. As soon us she cooled down she gathered she
became so frantic with Inges because they had participated
i
was sorry and ashamed, and would fear that It was mtceasary to put her I
In the making of the great bell, which
hnve given a million dollars If the where she would escnpe the
became
more precious and mysterious
row had never started.
lightning's flash and the rvair of thun as time went on, and they passed on
“Women are so blamed queer I’ve der.
to their children’s children, even down
given up trying to understand them.
to this day, the souvenirs of the occa
When I get the best of a shindy I feel
To Weigh and Measure Children.
Inscribed with prayers by the
all swelled up for quite a while. I i To establish a standard table of the sion.
presiding nrleso«
don’t have any remorse unless I get heights and weights of children a con
the worst of It, and that doesn’t often ference of representatives of the
.
A Come-Back.
happen, for I am a pretty handy man. 1 United States children's bureau, the
"1 wouldn't be a fool if I were you!’’
When I put a cupola on Tenstnlth’B United States bureau of education, the
“That’s the only sensible thing
head last February I was so chesty United States public health service
for a month that everybody noticed it, and various educational and private you've said during thia discussion. II
and thought I must have been appoint organizations working for the bet you were I y< u certainly wouldn't t*
I a fool."
ed postmaster.
terment of children has Just been
"Well, after the women fell out of held in New York city. At the pres
the rear seat of the surrey, old Jan ent time various tables of measure
uary rHn away, and it was amusing to ment are in usfe by the different or
see that rig go bumping along the ganizations engaged In weighing and
street on three wheels, with Doolittle measuring children. The results of
hanging onto the dashboard and hts the tests arc not comparable: also
wife waving her Umbrella and yelling considerable confusion has arisen be
’Fire!’ January couldn’t go very fast, cause of apparent differences in the
being covered with ringbones and standards of normal development as
spavins and other blemishes, but h«‘ given out by the various organ!zn
managed to knock several people down tlons.
and do a lot of damage to property,
A complete standard table will be !
ami the old man had to pay out nearly prepared by a committee, and all fu- I
$200 to avoid some damage jults.
lure weighing and measuring of chll-
“The one thing thnt keeps film from «Iren can then be in accordance with
despair Is a rumor that the man who their uniform table.
The findings
sold him the surrey Is coming back of the tests will be comparable ami
here ;o live. Doolittle will be at the much greater use can he made of th«
depot to meet him, nnd it will be facts revealed.
worth $5 to hnve a ringside seat when
the meeting occurs." •
Falling Manna.
Nobody had ever seen the laziest
Opinions.
tnan In the Texas oil fields do a stroke
“What Is your opinion of the of work, yet lie already had a few
deep holes bored in his land ami wits
tariff?”
“It's a great question," replied Sen confidently predicting that some day
ator Sorghum, "on which 1 do not per he would strike oil.
mit myself personal views. My pub
"How d'ye do It. Bill?" asked a
lic opinions are regulated largely by neighbor. “Ye sit around yer pi-azzv
the lines of business in which my most all dn.v and next ruornln' ye got a lieu
Influential constituents happeu to be hole as deep as any of us?"
engaged.”
"It's by the grace of G«xl mid th.
tVrlglit brothers.' the laziest man eon
Many Unclaimed Accounts In Banka tided.
'The air passenger route tn
New York,—There are 25.000 un Mexico paMee right over my place and
claimed accounts in savings' bams, pretty near every day they throw a
trust companies and private banks In bum off the aerial express."—Amert
New York state, accounts which have can Legion Weekly.
lain dormant for from flve to thirty
years. They runge from $o to tens
Egg Mad« Monster Omelet.
of thousands of dollars.
An ostrich’s egg from the New York
zoological garden has sufficed for an
Slow.
omelet for SO people The f<»od mine
“He teems a little alow."
and flavor are about the saffie a-
“Who?”
those of the egg of the domestic hen
“The fellow who will be claiming The ostrich egg has lees protein and
to have gone to school with Harding, more fat than meat, and its useful
So far he hasn't announced himself." constituents Include Iron and phos
phorus.
Jersey Breeders to Meet
There will be a meeting of the
Jersey Club «1 Fairview HrU <>n
Tuesday. May 17th.
It Is requested that every member
be present to help complete arrange
ment» for the Jersey Jubilee A let-
ter from the State Secretary has b-etj
received saying many out of state
visiiora are expected to attend the
Jubilee.
R08* CRAWFORD. Sec y
The Road to Happine.'i
You must keep well if y~u wish
to be happy. When constipated take
one or two of Chamberlain's Tablets
immediately after supper
They
cause a gentle movement of
bowels.
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