Uncle Xali’s THE SURPRISE PARTY ‘SABBATH OAT” NOT SUNDAY Medern Writer» Display an Amazing Ca retesan ess in tfoalr Misuse of th» ri ords. In English there la not a more defi­ nite word than sabbath, yet It la used with an amazing curaiaaaM»» aa a synonym for Sunday. The writers and translators of the New Testament uas sabbath correctly, says a writer in the Brooklyn Eagle. It is always Hebrew and In no In­ stance 1» It associated with the New Tewrsmeut dispensation—now unlvet «ally known as Chrtstfnnhy. Inilet-«: the apostles were severely rebuked h; tbe Jews for breaking the sail hath Cbrtatiuns cannot break the sabbath for they do not liave It io break. Sabbath anti Sumtay are observed on separate «lay* but this 1» not nee • ssary. as astronomy shows that the Identity of «lays from year to year is Impossible: since the year and day are incommensurable, The leap years show that any given late varies a lay; even this does not correct the dates, as other correction»—the con- turial leap years—tiecome necessary. There Is a still deefter reason for dis­ carding tbe severtt.v of the sabbath, namely, our seven-day week la un­ counted thousands of years older than the book of '¡enests. Evidence Is very strong that it was founded on quarter­ ing the qderenl month—the “true month.” Long before anything even approaching astronomy arose man no­ ticed thaf rhe inoon slowly moved into another group of star» each night, anil by rough eye measurement, «•ompleted her revolution In 28 days—"the 2S mansion» of heaven” of the Cblneee and Japanese. American Legion Notes Tillamook Post meets < the 14th, at the city ¡tail. nunwid* y otsts ï ourself K^isisäii' with paint er varman. W e tell how r îocrs outclassed by eight or nine tn tous -ection». Memorial Day celebration will re Tillamook Post lost an active mem ceive attention at ihe next meet 1 n ber when F.H. Gardner, until recer* of Tillamook Post. Plans of the Le- ly salesman for the Standard Oil " - . gton to commemorate thia day extend here, was asaigned as agency manag«; not only across the Nation but to the at Crane, in Malheur County. F. II. cemeteries of France and the graves was regular In attendance, willing to of American soldiers who 1U bi.ried work and a mighty dependable fc-1 there will receive the same tender ow. Mrs. Gardner also took .reat care that will b given the final rest ., Ing places of soldiers i n this country, interest in the aim» of the Leg’on. being airres and was an active member 4 Local memorial services are planned in which Tillamook Post will the local auxilllary. They wil un doubtedly help to keep things mov participate. ing in their new location. • a • * » • Elsewhere in this issue is the ad., Tillamook Post meets on Thursday 1 vertlsement of "Flashes of Action.” the 14th. at the city hall. a motion picture which will be exhi bited at the Gem Theater in Tills Thiti mook on Friday. April 15th. NOHCE TO TIKE USERS The Pennsylvania Vacuum Cup fre is not a movie in the ordinary sense of the word for it has neither nor tube offer expires fhe 10th of April. plot. It 1» a series of films taken by Anticipate your wants, come in and the Signal Corps of the Army during see us before the above date, if yon the late war and is issued officially are not needing tires at present make by the government as showing things a small deposit and we will take car® of your future needs and secure for that actually transpired during var you the free tube. Remember ioua actions in which American date. troops participated. The film is ex., I Williams « ¡n Mv wife has theories, similar to mine, when out of doors. The Puritan» tn ro any of th« permnnt’it forms of and doesn’t believe in being arrayed England continued to wear their gc» emment Insurance AbMH |X5<). In purple and tine linen all the time. brond hrtmnied lists, however. Indoors 001' 1» to ba derided am >ng thcs.-> wh But she wouldn't he seen looking and out slouchy for anything. Men’s hats and clothing were have carried converted Insurance f ' "Rome months ago my wife casually "hanged with the French llevoliitlon; ever a yeu •. This s’ivi represents remarked to a neighbor that my blrth- wigs went out. and then with the rise ••rings ni th departe ent a»-r an day would oecur on rhe following of Napoleon, dres.i became military shove the actual cost >’ the lour Wednesday. and that neighbor, being In style. In 1S1B, «luring the Restora­ arce. a "ontlrmed husybodv. got busy and tion period, arose the "stovepipe lint.’’ organized a surprise party. I never anti breeches, at the same rime bu> received the faintest bint of the gan to lie worn to the ankle. Tlllamcnk Pont meets rhui’duy scheduled •ataatropbe. and on rhe he 14th at the city l«a” evening of my birthday I wa» lying on • e • Hew Old Armor Wee Made the floor of the sitting mom. with February showed a tremendous Ancient armor coet money. A eom- abont a hundred newspapers around me. My wife waa wearing an old plete Iren suit of exclusive deslgn gain in paid up membertnip» in Ore.. wrapper, and we» popping com on 'he might '"«tick“ the purchaser for as gon, say» a report issued by E.J. kitchen stove. There was nobody else much a» $1.001» which w»» a great Eivars. Department adjutant. 1272 in the non»», and we had no idea visi­ sum In thoae «lay* Baronial gentle­ tors would come. for It waa a bad men, however, had their own profes- new names coming into headquarters s'onaj irmorers to turn out such tn one week. There are now ninety night. .»— - «»—«..» - .... ’■•kht o'clock. Just when I metal garments. The common soldiers eight posts in the state. Tillani ok waa thinking of “ going to bed. there went to battle with nothing better to Pnst ranked among the largest In the was a knock at the front door. My protect them than leather Jerkins and State earlyAn the year hut is now Recently samplea were wife thought it was some boy on an «teel cape. errand so she went to the door with a tn ken from a dozen of ancient pleres sfovebook in one hand, and the corn anil put through a chemical and micro­ popper In the other, and -J».« gave a scopical examination by experts In or­ shriek of anguish when she sew the der to rind out something about how .■ossa meeting on the front porch. The the stuff waa made. It was found hat all the pieces thus tested were mlnnte the door waa open all those delegates pushed themselves in. smil­ made from very pure wrought iron, ing and giggling as though thev were converted info steel hy the old “<-emen- tntlon" process The original iron doing something mighty funny t. "Our house hadn't been in inch dis­ wits produced much like our modern It was carbonized, order tn twenty years. It looked as wrangbt Iron. though a «'onple of amateur teams had hamniereit into sheets and the sheets The whole was been playing basketball In It. My iveMetl together wife and I began apologising and efr then hammered into shape while heat­ plaining, aa people will do under such ed and pluiigetl Into water, thus pro­ condition», although they know that ducing the llnal hardening. jjpbodv will iielleve what thev «ay; the guests issnred til that It was all Religion in Cverydav Life right, but I could see them «flnlntlng The wldrepremt inprewlon 'bar re­ around and making mental notes for ligion la >i thing of life »part and not future reference and inside of a week an «■«•entlHl part <»f profitable life is Ca.ich her! She s the story was all over town that our at the I mt tom of all our serial prnb- ovitside the law tionre waa a fright and no respectable lem», Were the people taught, not cow could live In It. merely preacheil to eo Munday* l>wt "That was ths most miserable even­ taught in school from mfawcv t«a ->M ing I ever «pent, my friends, and I age, that to «leal ftMttlv. to ho kind have never forgiven the people who and gañeron», and tn revere the pow rook part in that uprising. And von ers above ‘nrthly power», our social may he-sure HI never treat another alfa 1rs would «non umiline. or approx- THAT SUDDEN as I wan treated. 'mate, the condition« contemplated l>v In the«» more enllght- the Master enetl time» men want to know the A snldler preeented hlmaelf at th* vaine of rel'glnn an a pernrinal asset vhieh Commonwealth irreatiry in Melbourne. In life rather than a promised assur you ex- men of peate peace and soffri after Ajlgtralia, und «nid. "1 am a JO-pound pwrienae at note and «rent to be ea»hed.'‘ Ile death. i An iw.-mrt. nal »erman on the amen em he •tated that he bad »wall.rwed the value of religion re a personal nreet •emowd. No uot« at Flenrbnix when he expert cd In «vial anil i uh N O»« Hfb would be wonuui naff ’he to be ,-aptured. He reruembrred the helpful to ma ny fol 1er* — K razmua right to suffer .Kimber, and "hf, not, In queatlon Wilson. nime! out in he the -wily ono mlaelng »men abe « - mu ReelO« fee Good Memory ' »btain relief fmm A perticuter issue which had Rose, tbe gurrnlnne domestic. *n hem roralled. safely, owtainiv give yon facts of hlstsrv—Internation­ and promptly. al dramatic, »candaloee right off th* 1 ^’lppuffe yen ¿io hat without a mcmenr’» hesitation, / dare head­ "How do row manage to remember ache*. back­ »11 these things. Ho«»’“ inquired lie» aches. extreme employer the ofbrr «toy. fMTVOUlUWB. low- Then Rose <-ame heck with the la- splnta ia«i general fallible rule for .owner t trainlag. ®oo«l - for - noth­ "HI tell ye ma am." «ay» «he. "All ing feelings at me Hfo never a tie Eve told. And ‘.IUMH? Your MkM when ye don’t have to be taxin’ ver is not hopeleaa. memory to be rememlwriti wbnt yo Try Doctor Pierce s told this one or that one or how ya Pavnnte Prescrip­ explained fols or that rw 'lou t over tion. Sold bjr work It »mi It tests ye. <♦>»! ■■ sew. drugffwta m dQuxj forever." ar tablets, or send 10c. to Dr. Prcc»'» Invalid« Hotel in Thia Woman ihitferrd Fr»m The Benedwtiae Sis>r» Buifalo. N T„ for Mr< H A. Leaman. Rtnrcia. Colo. a trial package. rte tollnwi*a from tbs Benedict I »• Read what this *rltre ”1 suff»r»d with bladder and Slater». Holy Name Convent. «eu ka- woman says; kidney troublr for yvora. Tolay Kl.l- tenia. Fla . I» •< r*4ue te »vary eu Rrawor. 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