»AT, APRIL 7, 1921
THE TILLAMOOK
HERE FROGS ARE CHICKENS PUT ONE OVER ON BUTCHER
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GOOD-NATURED AND PATIENT
Tariff Laws of ths Unitsd States Say Incident Proves That Art of Shopping
They Are Same and Alike "In
Has Not Been Altogether
Three Counts."
Thrown in Discard.
English Visitor Pays Tributs to Vir
tuos He Noted as Distinguishing
American People.
To one not versed In tariff law, or
familiar with the devious and tortu-
>u9 channe>s of reasoning followed
inly by customs legal luminaries, some
>f the decisions at first appear to be
■ather odd. Frogs have become chick-
ms for tariff purposes, venison has
men held to be beef and live snails
lave soberly been decided to be nonenu-
nerated unmanufactured articles, re
narks the San Francisco Chronicle.
Reason begins to totter on its throne
m>l completely tumbles off when one
earns that a firebrick weighing under
lve pounds Is a firebrick weighing over
Ire pounds. Reason, however, can pick
ip its scepter und climb back to its
msy chair witli a sigh of relief after
wailing a wonderful paragraph In the
aw known as the similitude clause,
f an article Is not provided for, either
iy name or material, and has one of
our characteristics of an article that
s provided for, it takes the same rate
rf duty. If the homeless article re-
enibles any other article either In
naterlal, quality, texture or In use
o which it may be applied It becomes
hat article for tariff purposes- Frog
neat Is similar to the white meat of
hlcken in three counts, venison scores
in one for the reason that both ven-
son and beef are eaten and firebricks
weighing under five pounds are used
a exactly the same manner as those
reighing over five pounds.
A dignified-looking woman stepped
up to a showcase in tlie meat market.
and after she had bought Several
pieces of meat, she asked:
“Have you any shinbone that I
could use for soup stock?”
“Just the thing," responded the
obliging clerk as he took up a long
shinbone and knuckle and balanced it
on his left hand.
“What is it worth?" asked the
woman.
“Just a half-dollar,” said he.
"It is such a larg»- piece, would you
mind cutting it at the Joint?"
“Sure, I will,” he replied.
After cutting off the large knuckle
he again balanced the long, slim shin
bone on his hand and said:
“You may have this for 40 cents.”
The woman looked at tlie piece for
a moment, then at the knuckle and
said:
“Is that piece you cut off worth only
10 cents?”
The clerk hesitatingly replied:
“Yes, madam.”
“All right.” said the woman. “I’ll
take that knuckle.”
The clerk waited a moment, looked
at the woman, then actually laughed
aloud, But he was game and will
lngly wrapped up .the 10-cent soup
boue.
RELAND UNDER ALIEN RULE
American Soldier in Parie Had Made
a Small Mistake in Copying the
Street Name.
A while ago I published a little
book on a tour I made In America dur
ing war time. I dedicated it “To the
kindest people tn the world." and 1
put the dedication tn Latin to spare
their blushes. Should I write another
work of the same kind, I think I
should dedicate It “To the most good-
natured, tolerant and patieut people
in the world,” writes Sir Arthur E.
Shipley in the Outlook.
Although as the election grew fm-
mineut interest In It became keen and
discussion eager, still 1 only once
heard an acute disagreement between
the supporters of the rival candidates,
and this was between a husband and
wife. It seemed based upon a funda
mental difference of opinion on that
most innocuous and unexciting fluid,
milk.
As a rule the discussions were most
amicable, and usually finished up, aft
er the method of Lincoln, in a joke or
a story. Their toleration equals their
good humor. They bear patiently
every variety of religious dogma;
these are almost as numerous in the
United States as are patent medicines.
They quietly endure and ignore the
most infernal noises. Owing to the
enormous distances one has to trav
erse in the states, one spends a con
siderable part of one’s time on the
train and It is this reason which pos
sibly accounts for the fact that Ameri
cans persist In talking on the cars.
Mr. Lucas has recently reminded us
that Carlyle bequeathed certain books
to Harvard university because of his
esteem and regard for the American
people—“particularly the more silent
part of them.” The latter exist not
only In the imagination of the Chelsea
piyiosopher. They are perhaps not
very numerous, still they exist
NO WONDER THEY LAUGHED
’ower of the Danes Broken by Brian
Boru in 1014—Normans Becams
During the war, while I was on
Amalgamated.
leave of absence in Paris, relates a re
turned soldier, I decided to take a
About 800 A. D., the pagan hosts walk alone. I thought It advisable to
f the Northmen and Danes fell on copy down the name of the street in
reland with fierce destruction. After which I was staying, so I wrote down
century of destruction, Irish kings some words printed on the sidewalk.
>d their people in a succession of
When I was ready to return I found
rars, for the deliverance of their that I could not locate the street
Duntry, and Brian Borama, or Brian where my hotel was, so I approached
lore (926-1014), king of Munster, by a woman, showed her what I had writ
is great victory in the battle of Cion- ten In my book, and tried to learn
irf. on April 23, 1014, finally broke the from her where the place was. She
ower of the Danes In Ireland. In laughed and said something in French,
171 Ireland was Invaded by the Nor- which, of course, I did not under
lans from England, tn the time of stand, and passed on. A number of
¡enry II, and Its conquest began. “In times I did tlie same tbiug, and every
reland,” to quote the words of Prof, one I stopped laughed, and passed on
dward A. Freeman (1823-1892) "the until a man said in English, “What is
orman was more purely a conqueror It you want?”
lan anywhere else, but in Ireland his
Delighted to find that I had discov
ower of adaptation caused him to ered one person who spoke English, I
Ink In a way In which he sank no- snid, “That Is the name of the street
here else. While some of the Nor- where I am staying, and I am lost.
lan settlers In Ireland went to swell Will you please direct me?”
le mass of the English of the Pale,
“You haven’t written down a street
:hers threw In their lot with the name,”
said the man, ‘‘but ‘post DO
ttlve Irish, and became. In the well- bills.’ ”
town saying, “more Irish than the
ish themselves.”—Detroit News.
Skidding Is Overcome.
Attention Is calleu In a circular re-
Religion of Good Citizenship.
“In China there existed in the past port from Sydney, Australia, to a new
id there are evidences that it Is com- Invention of a front-drive vehicle
g to life again, the religion of good which entirely prevents skidding. A
tizenshlp,” says a writer In Asia test over 16,000 miles of rough road
agazlne. "That Is to say, the Chi- has been made, it Is claimed, with no
ffle theory Is that a man does not signs of wear. The front wheels are
ie«l to feel the need of physical force pivoted in the center, which enables
protect himself; he has seldom the the steering of the car with much
led even to call In and use the physl- greater ease than in the rear-wheel-
il force of the policeman—of the state driven machine. The device is now
■to protect him. A man in China Is attached to an old worn British car
ipposed to be protected by the sense which, prior to the attachment of the
' justice of his neighbor; he is pro device, weighed 32 cwt., with a speed
ofed by the readiness of his fellow- of thirty-eight miles an hour traveling
en to obey the sense of moral obllga- fifteen miles on one gallon of gasoline.
Jn. The ideal of Chinese civilization, After alteration and application of the
erefore, Is that a man can not feel front drive device, the car weighs 35
e need of using physical fpree to cwt., has a speed of forty-five miles
otect himself beenuse he Is sure that an hour and will go seventeen and one-
?ht and justice Is recognized by all half miles on a single gallon of gaso
s neighbors as a force higher than line.
lysical force, and that moral obliga
Tuberculosis In Francs.
>n as recognized by everybody te
That of 368 antitnberculosis dls-
mething that must be obeyed.”
pensarles in France only ten per cent
are situated in Paris was hailed as a
Ground Must Be Hollow.
“happy omen” at the second interna
In Lassen county, California, Is a tional conference. Only a few organ
ot called Dry lake, which is in realf- izations were actively engaged in anti
almost an arid plain, with some tuberculosis work in France before
kail scattered here and there over the war. Today, largely through the
and Its area is two and a half by activity of the Rockefeller Founda
ur miles. On one side are the Pit tion, In addition to the dispensaries
ver mountains and on another are mentioned, there are 10,000 sanitarium
r pine woods, while to the west are beds for tuberculous patients; many
e famous lava beds, In which the hospitals have provided isolation
Ilans hid during that last great Cal- wards; the boarding out of anaemic
'rnla struggle with the savages. A children In rural homes has been or
ndlng road leads up from the val- ganized on a large scale, and there is
t below Into the curious basin.
national co-operation of all the agen
If a horse walks on this road any- cies concerned.
lere. even two or three miles out-
le the border of the Dry lake, he
British Soldiers and New Roads.
o be heard for many mtles up In the
Some seven and a half million dol
:erfor. The ground all about there lars' worth of new road construction
ids forth a hollow sound. Iteverbera- has been taken in hand by various
ns can be heard everywhere. A foot- British cities to provide work for the
1 may be heard like a sound in a unemployed. According to a report of
■at cavern.
the British Information service of the
Bankers' Trust company, the ministry
of transportation contributes one-half
God’s Best Medicine.
"Mirth Is God's medicine,” says a of the cost—probably out of funds ac
ed writer. “Everybody ought to cumulated for that purpose for tuany
he In it Grim care, moroseness, years b.v the development commission
dety, all the rust of life, ought to —and lends to the municipalities the
scoured off by the oil of mirth. It other half for five years, repayable in
better than emery. Every man annual Installments. Ex-service men,
fht to rub himself with It A man after due registration at a labor ex-
hout mirth Is like a wagon without change, receive preference among ap-
Ings, but a man who laughs and pllcant«.
ses others to laugh, even though the
Unquestioning Admirer.
s are dark and the causes for laugh-
-Are you an admirer of Jeffersor.lan
are few. Is like a chariot with
Ings in which one may ride over the simplicity?”
“I am,” replied Senator Sorghum.
gh roads and feel nothing but a
'I don't know erectly what It Is, but
tsant motion."
I admire anything that can command
<o much public approval and political
Th« Modal.
nfluence.”
I don't understand,” said Mrs. Mui-
k “I remember very well that yon
Calumny In the Calendar.
d to point out your Dick as a
“Do you regard Friday as an OD-
Jel husband. Yet now you contend
icky day?"
t be Is lazy."
“Most assuredly any day with such
Well," said Mrs. Boggs, “he's •
bsd reputation is unlucky, whether
lei right enough—only be isn’t a -t deserve« it or not.”
king model.”
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MEAT UNDER PERPETUAL BAN
Residents and Visitors on Island of
Valamo, Finland, Must Obey Law
Centuries Old.
Every day Is fish day on the little
Island of Valamo, Finland, 12 squares
miles In area. Almost ten centuries
ago monks of the Greek Catholic
church embarked on Lake Ladoga to
find a new home and landed on Vala
mo.
A fine old monastery they built and
framed a law that from that day on
no meat should ever be eaten on the
Island. Recently several members of
the American Red Cross stationed at
the Russian refugee camp at Viborg,
made a journey to the Island and were
entertained at lunch In the monas
tery built to replace the one destroyed
In 1754. The old law is still observed
by the 450 monks uow living there.
From the day they arrive on the
Island to the day they leave or die
no meat Is eaten by them. Husky,
strong and living to a good old age,
this lack of meat as food is not ap
parent In their build. For lunch the
Americans had fish In several forms,
fried, baked and In soup, but always
fish.
Hunting Is barred, trapping Is ta
boo, so that temptation in the shape
of meat may never come. Smoking
also is banned.
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No Aerial Mail for Chinese. -
While Chang Tso Lin, who today
dominates the north of China, was
wondering just what he would do with
six airplanes which he ordered from
England the question of the disposal
of three of them was settled for him.
He was undecided whether to uso
them for military purposes or for the
establishment of a mall service, In ac
cordance with the terms of the con
tract. While debating the question he
ordered three to be sent to Mukden,
for possible postal use, and the re
mainder to Paotingfu for military pur
poses. Those shipped to Mukden were
loaded on flat cars and started on
their wav. Some dlstnnce from Tient
sin they humped a rnllroad bridge ¡»nd
Executor’s Notice To Creditors
were not only smashed but also put
Notice is hereby given that the
the bridge out of commission. So It
looks as though those who expected County Court of the State of Oregon,
to get their mall via the air route are for the County of Tillamook, has ap
doomed to disappointment.
pointed Guy Ray executor of the Last
Will and Testament and estate of
Thrill Not on Program.
President Obregon of Mexico has John S. Campbell, deceased, and any
given his sanction to bull fighting by and all persons having claims against
appearing one Sunday afternoon when said estate, are hereby required to
Rodolfo Gaona and Ernesto Pnstor present such claims, together with
fought jointly. He occupied a ring proper vouchers, to said executor at
side seat. When Pastor, playing the Box 141, Corvallis, Oregon, within
last bull, made what appeared to be a
six months from the date hereof.
death thrust, the President arose to
Dated March 31, A.D.. 1921.
leave and the band Immediately
GUY RAY, executor of the Last
struck up the national anthem. The
bull, however, was not dead and start Will and Testament of John S. Camp
ed to charge. At the sound of the an bell, deceased.
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them he stopped In his tracks, lowered
his head, and with Pastor standing nt
To The Tax Payers of Tillamook
rigid attention not three feet from the
bull's horns, the hymn was completed.
County
A second later the bull tumbled over
I wish to call your attention to the
dead. Veteran fightgoers asserted the fact that all taxes remaining unpaid
spectacle was the strangest ever seen
in the Mexico City arena.—Brooklyn after April Sth, are subject to an In
terest charge of one per cent p>-r
Eagle.
month on the first half. One half <>t
Then All Was Quiet.
taxes may be paid prior to the above
Junior has reached the age of ’ In date and the remaining half let go
qulsltivqness. With grandma, he ’ wa« until October Sth without any addi
making a social call. He noticed that
tional interest charged. Kindly gov
the piano was not In the Mme posi
tion as the one at home, that the dav ern yourselves accordingly.
JOHN ASCHIM, Sheriff
enport was different, and that the 3-31tl
library table wag of another design
snd called attention to the facta In
NOTICE OF GUARDIAN'S 8ALE
tones that all heard.
Notice is hereby given that th* un
“Grandma,” he said, finally, ‘‘haven't dereigned. guardian of the person e
they got any more chairs?"
and estate« of George Ludtke and
“Why of course they have. Now
Ivan Ludtke, Minors, In pursuance
keep quiet."
“Well, why Is that man sitting on | of an order made by the County
Court of Tillamook County.«Oregon,
the piano stool then?"
' authorizing and licensing him to do
«o, »tail from and after thee 28th
day of March. 1921, proved to sell at
private sale the following described
real estate, situate In Tillamook
County. Oregon, to-wlt:
Lots 1 and 2. In Block 9 of Mohler,
recording toe the recorded plat
will receive careful, accurate attention
if entrusted to
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Tillamook City, Oregon
STREETS ONLY BY COURTESY ueys-at-law,
Dated this February 21st, 1921.
H. V. ALLEY,
Roadways in European Cities Unpaved
Guardian of the Persons and
and Filthy Up to Comparatively
Estates of George Ludtke and
Few Years Ago.
Ivan Ludtke, Minors.
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The oldest pavement of which there
is auy record In modern cities is that
of Cordova. Spain, which was paved
Notice of Execution Sale
with stones by the Moors In the mid
Notice Is hereby given, that undei
die of the ninth century. Modern and by virtue of an execution and
travelers think the original pavemeut
order of sale issued out of the Cir
caunot have been replaced, It Is so
bad. The Moors also caused water cuit Court of the State of Oregon for
to be conveyed to the city in leaden Tillamook Count, State of Oregon,
on the Sth day of March, 1921, A.
pipes.
Paris was the next city to pave Its D., and to me directed, upon a judg
streets; but this civic betterment did ment rendered by
said Circuit
not take place until the year 1184, on Court for said County on the 7th day
which occasion an historian says, “the
of February, 1921, in a suit where
name of the city was changed from
and
Lutetla, which it had been previous in W. C. Logan was plaintiff
ly called on account of its filthiness.” Thomas W. Ross, Kina Rosa, his
Those old streets must have been wife, and Carl Armstrong, were de
very bad indeed, as it was the general fendants, commanding me to make
practice of the citizens to keep swine, sale ot the following described real
which roamed at large and wallowed estate in Tillamook County, State of
in the mire of the public ways.
The streets of London were unpaved Oregon, to wit: The North East Quar
Thirty-1
In the eleventh century, and It is un ter (N. B. H) of Section
certain Just when the work did begin. one (31) in Township Two (2)
Holborn was not paved until 1417. South of Range Ten (10) West of I
though it wus frequently Impassable the Willamette Meridan, to satisfy J
from the depth of its mud.
a judgment in favor of the said
Berlin allowed Its streets to go with
defendant
out even a clearing or cleaning until plaintiff and against the
the
Thomas
W.
Ross
for
sum
of
the middle of the seventeenth century,
and until 1861 It was a popular prac >2294.97, with interest on >1235.00
18th,
tice to place pig pens immediately of said amount from Octobqp
beneath the front windows of the 11910, at the rats ot 8 per cent per I
bouses.
I annum to the date of decree; with
Every kind of filth and dirt was
sum
interest on >570.97 of said
thrown into the streets of Warsaw up
to the comparatively recent year of front March 27th, 1916, at the rate
{of 8 per cent per annum to date of
1823.—Stray Stories.
decree; and like interest on >57.00
from March 23rd, 1918, to date of
HOLDS PROPERTY IN TRUST decree
and like interest on 161.00
Man Enjoying What la Known as from April 2nd, 1919, to date of de
Usufruct Has Benefits and Re
leree and like interest on 365.00
sponsibilities Under Law.
from March 18th, 1920, to the date
of decree, together with the coats
Our word usufruct Is derived from
two Latin words usus, use, and fruc- and disbursements of suit taxed at
tus, fruit. The Latins combined thetn >20.50 and the coats of and upon
Into usufructus, the equivalent of our said writ of execution; I will on Sat
word usufruct, which is a term of urday the 30th day of April, 1921,
iaw, especially of the Roman law and A. D., at the hour of 2 o’clock P. M.
of those systems based on Roman law.
at ths front door ot the County
Usufruct is the right of enjoying
things belonging to another, and of Court house of Tillamook County,
drawing from them all the profit and Oregon, in the City of Tillamook,
advantage they will produce without 'sell at public aution to the highest
destroying or wasting their substance. bidder for cash the said real es-
One title of the civil code of the tate above described to satisfy the
province of Quebec deals with usu amounts due upon said judgment
fruct. This right may be established
by law or by the will of man. A sim and decree as above stated with in-
ple example would be this: A person I tereet from the date of the judg-
wills the ownership of a farm to a ! ment and decree to date of sale at
son, but the usufruct to a brother for 8 per cent per annum and the costs
his lifetime. The brother enters at of making said sale.
once upon the enjoyment of his usu
Dated this 10th day of March.
fruct and Is called the usufructuary.
1921, A. D.
He cultivates the farm and takes the
JOHN ASCHIM,
revenue, subject to the obligation of
Sheriff of Tilainook County, Oregon
making ordinary repairs. He must
use the property as a prudent, Indus [ 3-10-t5
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trious man would do, without impair
i
ing the capital. The usufruct of Notice of Hearing of Administrator’s
stocks would consist of the enjoyment
Final Account
of the dividends, or of a sum of money
Notice is hereby given that the un
the usufruct would consist of the in
terest earned thereon.—Montreal Her dersigned has filed his Final Account
ald.
la «fRy
as Administrator of the Estate of
Frank M. Wakeley, Deceased.in the
Lettuce and Conversation.
County Court of the State of Oregon,
Lettuce to me is a most interesting or Tillamook County, and that satfl
study. It Is like conversation; It must
be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that Court has appointed Saturday, the
you scarcely notice the bitter In it. Like 6th day of April, 1921, at 10 o'olook
most talkers lettuce Is apt to run rap A. M., at the courtroom of said Court
idly to seed. Blessed Is that kind that in Tillamook City, Oregon, as the
comes to a head, and so remains, like a lme and place for hearing said ae
few people I know, growing more satis on nt and the closing of said estate,
factory and at the same time whiter
In the center and more crisp. Lettuce, nd any and all persons having ob-
like conversation, requires a good deni eslions to the raid account are re
of oil, to avoid friction, and keep the nt red to appear at said tim« and
company smooth; a pinch of salt, a place and present th« said objections
dash of pepper, a bit of mustard and f any, So th« Final Aecouat and Ute
vinegar, but so mixed there will be no closing of ■aid estate.
A
sharp contrasts.
I feel that I ain with the best society Dated Marek 17. 1921.
when I am with lettuce. It Is In the H. V. Alley, Administrator of th« Es-
«elect circle of vegetables.—Charles tate of Frank M. Wakely, Deceascd.
Dudley Warner.
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Prices On Lumber Are Down
Why not let me show yon plans and give you es
timates on the New Home which you expect to
build this year. Why wait any longer. My prices
are right and satisfaction guaranteed.
FRANK H. MATTHEWS
Contractor and Builder
Shop injrear of 109 Second St.
Mutual phone.
CITY TRANSFER
Steam Heated Storage Room
Local and long distance
hauling
1.0.0. F. BUILDING
A. E. WALLACE
Bell«7J
Mutual Phone
CLAUDE I. MYERS,
PAINTING AND PAPER
HANGING.*
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1102 E 2nd St.
TILLAMOOK
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MUTUAL PHONE
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CASCARA E> QUININE
FOR
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Colds, Coughs
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Grippe
Neglected Colds are Dangerous
Take no chances. Keep thia standard remedy handy for the first sneese.
Bracks up a cold in 24 hours — Relieves
Grippe in 3 days—Excellent for Headache
Quinine in this form does not affect the bead—Caacara la beat Tonic
Laxative—No Opiate in Hill’s.
'ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT
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Silver Wave Chapter No. 18
0. E. S.
Stated communications first and
third Thursdays of each month in
Masonic Hall. Visitors welcome.
LEIJA D. DOTY. See.
Marathon Lodge No.
93, Knights of Pythias
LAMB-SCHRADER CO
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jjL Regular meeting Mott-
day evening
sharp.
By order
¿Sgi'WgS
'he ObanceHor Cooi-
mander.
John C. CarreH, C. C.
W R. C.
II7U A T IS the
Wil Al PIECE
Orialth Relief C«rps. Ne. 54 Dept
of Oregon, meets os first and third
Friday evenlnge of «ach month. at
I p at., in th« W. O. W. hall. Visitors
welcome .
Minnie Johnson, President
Bilzabeth Conover, Secy
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.Meets on second and fourWi
Saturdays of each month
at 1:30 p. tn. in W. O. W.
hall. Visitors welcome.
The Great Majestic
“The Range With a Reputation
H. W. Spear, Com’dr.
Samuel Bowes, Adjt.
ALEX McNAIR & COMPANY
Johnson Chapter No. 24
1. A M
Stated convocations every
rat and
third Fridays.
Visitors welcome.
I. E. Keldson, Sec.
most important
OF FURNITURE
YOUR
HOME?
HOW LONG COULD YOU GET ALONG WITH
OUT A COOK STOVE? WE HAVE THE BEST
LINE OF RANGES IN TILLAMOOK CITY. K
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ond Wednesday In each
month. Visiting Brethern
wecome.
Harvcp Ebtnger, Sec'/.
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meets this special need. It con
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