TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. OCTOBER 2t. l920, Œillainmik ©caMiuht down as in the case of the petitions. Wilson as a God. pretty rank bit of gold brick finan­ cering; the best you can say of it. For 30 years the Muscle Shoals crew had been hanging around Congres to unload the thing on the country in some way. But it was a case of "no­ thing doing" until the war came, and then everything was doing and the American tax-payer was done—done brown. Muscle Shoals, it will be rememb- ered, was a tremendous water power proposition. There was the little de­ fect that there wasn’t any water power, and so the flint thing the War Department did alter Congress had dumped in I20.00o.000 of tax-payer money and the President had dump­ ed in $40.000,000 more—likewise of tax-payer money—was to build a '6v. 000 horse-power steam plant and buy more horsepower from a distant elec­ tric company. To date, the entire concern has coat $100,000,000. But it is not lost. It is estimated that by spending an­ other million dollars on it, the plaut might have a salvage value of $800,- 000. Thus the easy-going American lax-payer only stands to lose about $09,200.000.—Harvey Weekly. I. 0. 0. F. Notes TO BE SOCIABLE OR SOLITARY I i RIVERS TURNED INTO SEWtft? Bros, we have adapted a program Wllllam Haslett Tello of Times When Stream« That Onca Were Famou« Lon, The democrats ot Oregon are down It now develops that the homage for the coming winter months, to don Thoroughfares Now Are Far in the mouth. They concede that paid president Wilson on the occasion Ho Want» to Be Loft Alone With Under the Ground. make our lodge work more progress­ Senator Harding will carry Oregon of his visit to Italy a year and half Hio Thoughts. SUBSCRIPTION per year . $2.00 with a large majority. This is uot ive and up to date, it means lot of ago was the natural fruitage of tho work, but is it' not worth it? Come The river Tyburn, which, along with i however all of their disappointment. propaganda spread there by our own Give me the dear blue sky over my the Thames, helped to make Weatmln* out Bros, and help with the work and They now see plainly that Senator head, »nd the green turf beneath my government’s press agents, whose REPUBLICAN TICKET help up Tillamook lodge second to feet, a winding road before me. and a ster. In London, an Island tn Saxon Chamberlain is going down to defeat salaries and expenses were paid out none in the state. We have the mem­ three hours' march to dinner—and then times, can still be traced from the Mar. i because republicans who vote fo' ¡f our federal treasury. No doubt the For President: bers and ambition, that coupled with to thinking! It Is hard If I cannot start ble arch neighborhood to Westminster . Senator Harding, to be consistent, feeling for hint in France was similar WARREN G. HARDING. vim and pep can put this lodge over some game on these lone heaths. I It originally flowed through Hyde park must vote for Robert N. (Stanfield for ly manufactured, although that fact For Vice-President: the top. , laugh, I run, I leap, I sing for Joy. and St. James’ park at a time when U. S. Senator, as a república i has not yet been developed by formal CALVIN COOLIDGE. back up , inquiry. The story of the "education Are you one of these who have From the point of yonder rolling cloud these were marshlands. Several feet i Senator is needed to neglected to pay wour dues? Your I plunge Into my past being, and revel below the pavement In Great Collen Electors of President anfl Vice- a republican president. The demo- of the Italian p -usantry conies to President : lodge depends on your support to there, ns the sunburnt Indian plunges street are the remains of a bridge I crats may concentrate all their ef­ light through the Inquiry ot District pay her bills. Dont' be a dead mem­ headlong Into the wave that wafts him whlch,spnnned the Tyburn at this spot forts on trying to elect Chamberlain, Attorney Swann, of New York, into M. C. GEORGE, of Multnomah Co. to his native village shore. Then long Just before it entered the Thames. ber, pay and show your colors. C. R. HOTCHKISS, of Multnomah Co. but it will not succeed, for Chamber- rhe employment of moving pictures But the most famous of all the bur. Forty members present last meet­ forgotten things, like "sunken wrack lain is going dotfn to defeat with the for propaganda purposes and proved JOSEPH HUME, ot Linn Co. ing. Bro. Dave Curtis gbes to San and sumless treasuries." burst upon my led rivers of London Is undoubtedly | democratic party that kept us out of to be quite accidental. Harry Reicii- J. Y. RICHARDSON, of Mult. Co. Diego. Cal., to spend the winter. Bro. eager sight.... Instead of an awkward the Fleet. It flowed through Jack I war. kept us out of sugar and kept enback, a government press agent, W. L. ROBB, of Multnomah Co. M. Terry reported sick and J. H. Ros­ silence, broken by attempts at wit or Ketch's warren, where dwelt nt times us out of peace. A vote for Robert was on the stand and appeared to For United States Senator: enberg recovered from a two weeks dull commonplaces, mine Is that undis­ such notorious characters ns Dlek Tur­ Robert N. STANFIELD, of Mult. Co. ' N. Stanfield, too, is a vote to protect glory in w hat he had accomplished as turbed silence of the heart which alone pin nnd Jack Sheppard. It was a fa­ sickness. the dairy and lumber industries of a propagandist. Speaking of his work For Representative in Congress: All members who are to take part 1.« perfect eloquence. No one likes vorite dodge of the highwaymen and Tillamook county. W. C. HAWLEY, or Marion Co. j in Italy he declared: “I made the na- in the minstrel show to be staged by puns, alliterations, antithesis, argu­ Other thieves who Infested the district For Secretary of State: i tlves look upon President Wilson as the Bros, piease be present Thursday ment and analysis better than 1 do; of Saffron hill und Hatton garden to Regardless of the fact that com­ a sort of a god." And proceeding in SAM A. KOZER, of Clatsop Co. eve Oct. 21. for practice. Ask Shorty but I sometimes had rather be with­ drop through n trapdoor to the Stygian munities are not now being called the same line he gloatingly declared: For Justice of the Supreme Court; out them. “Leave, oh, leave me to banks of the Fleet, pull a plank after Meyers for Information. actively in the Red upon to work HENRY J. BEAN, of Umatilla Co. “The effect of the right sort of Lodge meets at 7:30 from Oct. 1st tny repose!” I have Just now other them and so escape capture by the HENRY L. BENSON, of Klamath Co. Cross as was the case during the propaganda may be judged by the also theRebekah’s and Encampment. business In hand which would seem Bow street runners. The Fleet ditch war, the great work is still going on. fact that I got the Italians worked Lawrence T. HARRIS, of Lane Co. Idle to you, but is with me “very stuff ran Into the Thames at Blackfriars, Remember the days and dates. Thomas A. McBRIDGE, Columbia C. The condition of all relief organiza- up to such a fevor that they would o ’ the conscience.” Is not this wild and small ernft used to put into it Since sending the above items to tions at the beginning of the war em ­ For Dairy and Food Commissioners: fall down and worship Wilson’s pic­ A Boost for R. N. Stanfield with merchandise. phasized the need for preparedness ture every morning before they gave the publishers, we have received a rose sweet without a comment? Does C. L. HAWLEY, of Polk County. and T. H. Goyne. letter from the Wheeler Encampment not this daisy leap to my heart set In the middle of the city was the For Commissioner of Public Service: to meet the needs which are sure to ■ the Pope a thought.” In Its coat of emerald? Yet If I were Wellbrooke. nnd on the east side the come. Need for the permanency of Degree team, stating that they can ­ FRED G. BUTCHEL. of Mult. Co. That’s a magnificent and splendid To the Members of the Republican to explain to you the circumstance Langbourne, and In the Avesteni the Red Cross is never questioned by presentment, now Isn’t it? Here we not be here for the regular meeting For State Senator: Party: that has so endeared It to me, you suburbs the pleasant stream of the flight, so a special session of the En­ C. J. EDWARDS, of Tillamook Co. • any one who stops to think. Every have the president of the United We deem it important to call the campment has been called for Satur­ would only smile. Hud I not better Oldboume, also deep enough to nccom. community knows the value of States in anticipation of a visit to a For Joint Representative: then keep it to myself and let It serve inodate good-sized craft. Other Lon­ prompt service in emergencies, which friendly country, sending his agents attention of the members of the Re­ day night Oct. 30, when the Wheeler F. R. BEALS, of Tillamook Co. me to brood over, from here to yonder don rivers not yet wholly sewers are For District Attorney: service can only be given if there is to that country for the purpose of publican ticket, the importance if team will confer the Royal Purple ernggy point, and from thence onward the Roding. tlie Lea, the Ravetisbourne whose election ought not to be over ­ an organization ready at all times to buildng up sentiment for himself, Degree on all canddates who have , T. H. GOYNE, of Tillamook Co. to rhe fnr distant horizon? I should , and the Wnndle, but the Brixton is no For County Judge: meet the demands made upon it. Such taking advantage of their friendly looked. been elected thereto. Every camp .be liut bad company all that way, and | longer visible anywhere. First, the election of Hon. Robert member of this, or any other lodge is is the work of the Red Cross and its feeling for America to create the im­ HOMER MASON. therefore, prefer being alone. I have | permanency can only be assured by pression that all good things in N. Stanfield as United States senator urged to meet with us on that date, heard It said that you may. when the I For County Clerk: the willingness of the people io America came from him and that he is of great importance to the state a good time is promised and some- moody fit comes on. walk or ride on HER H. S. BRIMHALL. IDEA OF LUXURIES For Sheriff: I mantain it by the annual member- was preparing to dispense amazing and nation for the reason that in the thing special in eats. by yourself and Indulge your reveries. I ship fee so small that every family largess throughout Italy. The idea in event that a Republican president is JOHN ASCH1M. Bros. W. C. Chencey and E. G Bill this looks like a breach of man­ Middle-Aged Negress Tells Mistress For County Treasurer: in the county should be represent 'd. all this, of course, was to enhance his elected it will be vitally necessary Jeffries were duly instructed in the ners. a neglect of others, and you nre How She Will Spend $600 Insurance Left by Her Husband. KATHLEEN MILLS. Be prepared to respond to the Fourth prestige at the peace conference and that we have members of congress mysteries of the First Degree last thinking all the time that you ought For County Assessor: Annual Roll Call, November 11 to 15. to make the representatives of Eng­ and senators who will work in per­ Tuesday eve. And two applications to rejoin your party. "Out upon such fect harmony with, and help the Pre­ for transfer from other lodges receiv­ A middle-aged negro woman of J. C. JOHNSON. land, France and Italy afraid to run half-faced fellowship," say I. I like ------ 0------ sident carry out the various meas­ ed. For School Superintendent: to be either entirely to myself or en­ Richmond was left some $000 insur* Our friend Carl Haberlach is op­ contrary to his wishes. It was a des­ ures advocated by the Republican G. B. LAMB. tirely at the disposal of others; to nnce by her husband, nnd shortly aft- posed to the pending Market Com­ picable and desperate game he played party, and it should be our endeavor Reformed Congregational Church. For County Surveyor: talk or be silent, to walk or sit. to be erward, when asked by the lady for mission Bill, and he uses good judg­ but it had its rich reward in that ------- o------- to make the majority of Republicans STANLEY COATES. sociable or solitary.—Table Talk by whom she had cooked for ninny years with whom he ment and sound logic in opposing It. these diplomats Sunday School 10 a.m. .Preaching in the two houses as large as possi­ what she Intended to do with her For Coroner: William Hazlett. The snap shot man is also opposed to “matched wits” used loaded dice and money, declared that she meant to ble in order that they shall not be service 11 a.m. Subject: “A Crown R. N. HINKLE. while seeming to surrender really it and advises every voter of Tilla­ spend It on luxuries. handicapped and prevented from do­ Lost Through Disobedience.” God *s For County Commissioner: mook county to vote “No”. Yet we robbed him even of his raimept. ing away with the one-man stand- good and loving but let us remem­ FRENCH USE ENGLISH WORD “Yo’ see. Miss Mary, Ah done wack H. V. ALLEY. cannot help recallng the fact that Moreover, the very people who were dard which is now throttling tlie ber that even partial obeffience hard all mah life, an’ ain’t had miffin’ our friend Carl Haberlach was one of brought by propaganda to regard UnitedStates and to bring about the makes his final promise impossible, Academy Which Keeps Language Cor. but des needcessitles, an’ Alt’s givlne those who was in love, infatuated him as “a sort of a god” now hate blow In dis money,” she explained. numerous reforms which our country The degradat ion of men is the result rect Decides to Admit “Gentle­ and wedded to the Oregon System and abominate his name, his failure “How are you going to spend It, so greatly needs. of their dis obedience toward God. man" to the Dictionary. when It was a state issu*. And he to deliver hie promised blessings on Mandy?” —Cl cannot escape tit ■ Mr. Stanfield has demonstrated >o Trangresscrs a progressif, •leir lands having curdled the cream considered himself We want to whisper into the ears the pet pie his ability and integrity dreadful nigh: of their tragic end. “All is gwine bny me u phoneygraf, The French academy, which devotes of the women voters of Tillamook while the snap shot man was simply of their adoration very decidedly. Up­ by his work and life in this state There must be •: borough obedience if long sittings to the task ot keeping an’ two silk dresses, an’ a dlmont county—it was the bungling methods a back number and a s.andpauer. on the whole President Wilson’ for a number of years. If elected to there be heaven’s approval. the French language absolutely cor­ ring, an’ marry Jack Thompson," of the democratic party that made And we may also add that the prom­ amazing tactics have brought him the office of United States senator Come and consider the important rect, and which regard« nil foreign Mandy declared happily. only derision at home and hatred oters of the Oregon System openly the cost of living so high, especially words introduced into tin* language "Murry Jack Thompson? Why, message. he will undoubtedly continue tO declared that it would cure all our abroad. Also they have let his be­ sugar. Rev. Richard Sehuetze with horror, has Just made an excep­ Mandy, he Is nothing but a worthless liis ability and farsightedness in ;.he political ills and reduce ta::it!..n, loved country in for a lot of Double. tion in favor of an English word, loafer, a dressed-up dude who tries to senate lor the progress and better- of other silly buncomb • s which Is henceforward to have a place be a ’sport!’ ” We have read most of the cai ndl- and a lot ment ci the whole nation, and it Sv.ndav Gcltool Convention Then was the tir.ie to have offered, In the official dictionary of France. dates speeches as they appear in the Where $100 000.000 Went. ------- 0------- “Yassum. Ah knows dat,” Mandy i ould be a great mistake not to avail our dual system of le,:f 1- -——o------- daily newspapers. It may not be opposed ourselves of the opportunity now The program for the Tillamook says the London Telegraph, This Is agreed, “but. lack Ab said. Ah wants Tlie fact of the matter is the atlon. strange to relate, we have in no i lu­ County Sunday School Association to the word “gentleman." which is very some luxuries. My ole man was a Answering a correspondent who p.esented to us to elect him. Oregon System is not working out he stance seen when Cox has spoken tile Secondly, T. H. Goyne who now lie held at the Presbyterian Chruch frequently used in modern writing and good nigger, but he sho’ was stbrry to same as its advocates predicted. asked if there had even been any ac­ word “sugar”. and for the past six years has filled on Saturday and Sunday next is a s conversation rather than the time- look at. Now, dis Jack Thompson, he When a lunatic can initiate a meas­ counting of the $^00,000,000 which honored gentilhomme, which ordinar­ gwine he Jest plumb ornamental, set- the office of district attorney has pro- follows: Congress gave the president as pock ­ ure and have it placed on the ballot i ily means nobleman, but which, in tlie tin’ round de house all day.” Saturday 2:30 p. m. Out of several hundred slackers in for some fool and incomprehensible et change to spend during the war, > ven himself an efficient officer who new edition of the dictionary. Is to has enforced the law in an impartial Song service. Oregon, Tillamook county is credited purpose it is about time the people the Albany Knickerbocker-Press very be described as meaning “a num who Devotional, Rev. M. T. Clink. with only two. We are anxiously put a stop to idiotic legislation. A properly points out that when the manner without fear or favor, and at The Roman Coliseum. without being noble by race, has lofty Report of officers. waiting to see whether these two tew years ago Jackson, of the Oregon president asked for the money he ex­ the same time has kept down the < The Roman coliseum was the largest and does sentiments, elegant manners, Report of Sunday Schools. slackers were transients or residents Journal, to vent his spleen upon the pressly stipulated that he should not taxes of {he county by keeping,out of noble acts.” With regard to the word and most splendid of the buildings Appointment of Nominating com- of this county. Our prediction is they country newspapers, initiated a rate be called to render any account of court a multiplicity of small, petty “gentleman,” ft Is to be described in known in architecture as amphithea­ cases which are so frequently attem­ mlttee. were transients. the dictionary as “an English word ters, which tlie Romans Invented for bill and the people gave it a large how it was spent. Mr. Wilson felt and pted to be brought either for the pur­ Appointment of Credential Com- sometimes employed In French In the exhibiting gladiatoriul combats, fights majority, but it conclusively proved said that it might be “embarrassing” pose of enforcing the collection of mlttee. There is one thing the republican that the system could be used by peo­ for him to be so called upon. metaphorical and moral sense of the of wild beasts and other spectacles. Appointment of Rally committee. This is now quite understandable. bad debts, or spite work, or to settle : The repetition of arch beyond arch party will do if It wins at the polls ple in the came class of business to word gentilhomme." Sopg. next month. It won’t allow Chinese injure one another .if they had the But our Albany neighbor reminds the quarrels between neighbors. This Is undoubtedly not the last and story over story gives this amphi­ We hope the people who believe in Address: "How can I get the most time the French academy will be theater its Imposing grandeur. This eggs to come in free to complete with slush money it carry it through th? ■ correspondent, and the rest of us of Oregon eggs. It was the democratic same as Jackson had. It is the flame certain items supposedly met from law enforcement will see the wisdom out of the convention". Rev. McRea. called upon to give an official welcome principle of reduplication of parts, of Saturday Evening 7:30 p. m. little hundred-milllon-dollar of re-electing Mr. Goyne as district to an English word which has become which the Gothic architects ufter- party that permitted mongolian grub with the rate bill now on the ballot. the Song service. current In the French language; for wards made so much use, is carried to to be fed to our citizens, for a large Albright Is wanting to "knock” the "chicken feed” benevolence. There attorney and thus prdve to the coun­ Devotional, Rev. Fisher. example, the word “home” Is becoming a greater extent than In any other Ro­ number of persons must have eaten banks and those who have money to was, to begin with, the grand Euro­ ty and the state that we stand for an vaiv/.eenient of the law. Mr. Report of Nominating committee. a great favorite, and the mlsnse of man building. It did uot have a roof. Chinese eggs by the large quantities loan, and in doing so does not scruple pean Joy ride which has kept us out ......... Report of Rally Committee. the words “smoking" and “dancing" The upper story Is not arched like the that have been shipped to the United as to the great injury it will be to of peace for the last two years. That Goyne had the unanimous endorse­ ment of the Tllamook Bar Associat­ Chorus, girls of Christian church. for "smoking jacket” and "dance hall" three lower stories, but solid and with States. the state of Oregon industrially alone must have cost a pretty penny. ion and received the monination at Address: “Organization and Pow- has become so usual that the English pilasters. Some architects think ft ------- o * and financially. And it would not The superb steamer George Wash- I ington had to be practically remodel­ the primary election, making his the er”, Norman F. Johnson. origin of tlie words Is quite forgotten. was meant wholly for tlie purpose of surprise us at all if the Market Com ­ One would suppose after seeing regular nominee of the republican Song. supporting nnd working the great ve­ ed to carry our roving autoerrt mission Measure is to give someone how the government was robbed by party and for that reason we desire larium or silk awning that covered tho Sunday 2:30 p. ni. abroad. Then there was the battalion The Alley Dog. the cost plus system in awarding a soft job at the taxpayers expense. arena during the representation, Song service. of 50-—count ’em—50 chefs comman­ that republicans elect him. contracts that Bay City would have .An alley dog they called him. a which may not have been attempted We understand that his opponent Devotional, Rev.. Dark. deered from one of our large hotels, been wise enough to have seen what tramp and worse things still.* Stones when the amphitheater was first erect- In commenting upon a recent edit­ together with a very large and very claims to be a Republican and that Roll call of Sunday Schools. they flung at him. On* their porches in ed. was going to happen when the con­ orial in these columns, the Hillsboro Song. expensive orchestra to furnish music he intends to work for the election the evening they abused him and plot­ tract for tlie school building was let. Independent had this to say: Talk, the Adult class, Mrs. M. D. for the chief and the swarming of the national ticket, which is well; ted against his life.. And all because That system proved very successful The unpaid service every news­ hordes of beneficiaries on the elee­ bill he occupies rather an inconsis'- Wilder. The Passion for Haste. he was ownerless and unkempt in his for several democrats who acted as paper performs for its home commun­ Talk, the Intermediate department, mosynary floating palace during its ent position when he attempts to de­ - A Japanese baron visited the Uni­ tawny shagginess. But, with all their "go-between.” for it is said they ity is rarely appreciated even to the voyage to make the world safe for feat the regular Republican nominee. Mrs. Arthur Beals. stone throwing and brandishing of versify of California, and on leaving grew rich at that get-rich-quick sys­ extent of verbal thanks, and appreci­ If a man desires an office at our Talk, the Adminstrative depart­ Democracy. Of these there was some Micks, he ambled good-naturedly along was put aboard a partly filled local tem. ation expressed in a subsianial man­ 1,400, including sociologists, astron­ hands he ought to be willing to take ment. Mrs. Robert McGrath. car. I and sought the company of the chil­ ner is practically unknown, therefore omers, catographists, Special music. histographs, his chances of nomination in the re­ At the junction the party transferred dren, who knew not bls reputation The City caucus is to be held on the gift of a carload of slabwood to biologists, photographers, financiers, gular way with the other candidates, Address: "Enlisting for the Sun­ among righteous citizens and loved to a much-crowded through car. Jap­ Saturday evening at the City Hall, the Tillamook Headlight by the .he favorite "run-alongs,” to say noth­ and not wait until after primaries day School,” Norman F. Johnson. him In spite of his dirty coat. He anese courtesy weathered the test so and we hope the citizens will nomin­ Brighton Mills Co. is a notable event ing of the innumerable throngs of are all over to see whether or not Sunday Evening 7:30 p. m. played with them until unappreciative far as manners went, but the baron ate business men who nre known to and cun take its place in tlie unusual private secretaries, secretaries to pri­ there are a sufficient number of de- Song service. could not resist the question: “Why grownups chased linn away. be enterprising and ready to help happenings of the year. Newspapers vate secretaries, clerks, stenograph­ featil candidates and other soreheads Quartett, Messers Boquist. Daw* did we leave the comfortable car for And then one day his whole life push Tillamook city to the front. A are business enterprises and the day ers. and so on. together with their to help him slip into office. son. Crenshaw and Edwards. this one. which is so crowded?" changed. With a group of his child progressive city council and a live lias passed when the editor passed sisters, their cousins and their aunts In addition to this it is presump- Devotional. Rev. Tucker. He was told: “Oh, we save two mates he went to the nearby river. He wlde-a-wake Chamber of Commerce, the hat and operated on a basis of galore. Ana anybody on a hogh al­ tious for any man to seek an Import­ i Chorus, Tuistila club. watched them prepare for a swim. Sud­ minutes getting Into San Francisco.” can and should work together for charity, but at the same time appre­ ary and all expenses paid. As for ant office before his family have mov­ Address: "Armenia To-day", J. J. denly he noticed that one was strug­ “Ah, said he, “and what will we do civil improvement. There is much ciation of public service in the fash­ automobiles, there was a whole ship­ ed into the county. We have had Handseaker. with the two minutes?” gling hard. He leaned into the river. to be done, before this city can be ion set in In Tillamook is not out of load of them and the supply sca nr some sad experiences before in elect­ Solo: "The Galilean Shout of Vic­ What happened after that he no longer classed wth quite a number of pro­ place and the county will be the enough at that, for the Paris people ing untried strangers to this very tory,” C. J. Edwards. knows. He knows only that the little Wasn’t Opan. gressive cities, but a good many im­ gulner in the encouragement given could hardly hire a taxicab in the same office who had to be recalled Address: "Religious Addition and boy was saved and that he Is now a A rather green countryman had Just provements are taking place. the Headlight man. It is probable city, so many of them were in use by later, and we need to be careful the Community”, Norman F. John­ respected member of the little boy’s returned from his first visit to New that very few persons really under­ the swarming hordes of the White about the election of any one to office son. ------ o------ family. York. until he has lived amongst us long Benediction. Newspapers in the East are bitter­ stand the value of the average coun­ House Court suit. No longer is he called an alley dog. “Well, Si,” snld the postmaster, We don’t know whether Mr. Wilson enough for the people to be able to The officers are: State Secretary. No more do Irate men plot his death. “what did you ly complaining because Germany tnd try newspaper, or they do not realize think of the metropo- It until it disappears, as has been he paid for all this and the ascertain whether or not he has the rent of an N. F. Johnson; County Sup ’ t., Mrs. oilier European powers are dumping He used to wonder why. Now he has Ils?” ease with many of them since cost of ability or other necessary qualificat ­ entire Paris hotel, with an incidental C. J. Edwards; Assistant Sup’t. Ira ceased to wonder He merely rests his large quantities of merchandise Into “Wat say?” gawked the other, Lance; County secretary, Mrs. Tlp- cool, moist nose on contemplative the United States, and want it stop­ production mounted skyhigh. Space bill of a million dollars for damages, ions. stumped by so big n word. is all they have to sell, yet that space out of his million dollar slush fund Republican County Central pon: chorister, Lee Doty. ped No one can blame the foreign pairs—content nt last at having come “I asked how did you ifke the me­ Committee. It may be of interest to those who Into his own.—Milwaukee Journal. countries. It is the free trade dem­ is freely given without cost to pro­ ■ or not. If he did and if he paid out of tropolis?’’ mote the community welfare. It is a it also the cost of the royal progress- contributed to the old clothes collect- ocratic party that Senator Chamber­ “Oh. that—'twan’t open,” said Si.”— lain belongs to that is responsible for well known fait that shrewd inves­ es through all theyaccessible capitals Auxiliary to American Legion to be on for Armenia to know that over Boston TranscripL Vanishing Indian Language. tors judge a community by its news ­ of Europe, that alone must have eat ­ 500 pounds were sent from Tilla- this, for the democratic party passed Nowhere In Amer.cu has there been Formed mook. Also to know that the respone the Underwood free tariff law to re­ papers. on the basis that a good town en appreciably into the demnit ion o ------- Crowning Triumph. will have a good newspaper, but it total of the fund. Our recollection, to the call in Portland and vicinity such a diversity of India* languages duce the high cost of living, by al­ Little Norman nnd his two play- Wives, mothers, sisters and daugh­ amounted to many tons and that as as In California. But there languages lowing a lot of foreign food and man­ Is a fact that the constant boosting however, is that a special appropria­ are now rapidly disappearing. Sev­ fellows were boasting about their ufactured goods to be dumped Into of community enterprizes which tion of $5,000.000 was made to cover ters of former ex-service men of the shipping rates are so great by rail eral of them are known only by fire or parents nnd their belongings, 'My fa- counts in the long run is not paid for late war will organize an Auxiliary thee- expenditures. that a steamer has been secured and this country and to come Info com­ And then there were the three oth­ of the American Legion on next the Oregon contribution will be sent six, and others by only 20 or 30 living ther,” said Norman, “Is going to build petition with home products. And in dollars and cents, and all 'he persons, and hardly a year passes' a fine house with a steeple on IL” the next few months it I h gong to be newspaper lias to show for its work er George Washington trips across Tuesday afternoon at the Chamber of drect to Armenia by water. A ship without some dialect, or even Jan- I ■•“That’s nothing!” exclaimed Willie is the Indirect benefit all business re ­ Commerce rooms at the City the Atlantic. Of course, a hundred Hail. loud of flour was sent from Oregon in i dumped in far greater quantities, guage. ceasing to exist, through the scornfully. “My father has Just built ceive« from growth in population and The meeting will be called at million dollars will go a good ways, 2:30. the Spring. which will have the effect of throw- death of the last Individual able to a house with a flagpole on It.” • a large number of men out of industry and knowledge that it has but you can get within hailing dis­ The Tillamook Post urges all t hose speak It. Efforts are being made to re­ Conrad, who had been listening In­ I met its public responsibilities. If a Library Notes. tance of the bottom of even that pile who are eligible to aHend. ». iployment. cord all these langtinges for the sake tently. was silent for a moment, then ------0------ record was kept of the space thus If yon indulge in free-for-all inter­ burst out triumphantly: “Oh, that’s The library is being put in order of the light they throw on tlie ancient Seeing that someone blundered in freely given, to say nothing of ihe national Immigrations. And that, too, Having your house wired by for accession and the work will be history of the Pacific coast.—Suu and nothing! My father Is going to build not turning In a number of petitions labor in preparing the matter, it will even under the restrlctng obligation folks who know their bustness is • house with a mortgage on It 1 speeded If all having books will re­ New York Herald. for the purchase of fair grounds, it be found that the average Oregon of giving the nations of the earth a not a thing to be dreaded, k can turn them. This work is very impor ­ newspaper is paying far more for close-up exhibition view of the stern looks to us that this is of sufficient be done with far less muss and tant and will, be the last work to in­ importance to place tn the hands of community advertisement than many simplicity of Jeffersonian Democracy. fuss than you put up with in terfere with the readers. While there How much might have been left of the cattle breeders associations, th" more able to give, and very few ar“ having the house papered or is much planned yet to Improve con­ Fair Board or the Chamber of Com­ making much fuss about ft. Tho the hundred millions after this trans­ painted. ditions at the library, the circulation Headlight la a particularly shining oceanic blow-out is pure speculation. merce. It 1 b going to take several department will be in operation as We can wire vour house in two years of hard work and a good deal example, for it bisists for community But if the President paid all these soon as accession book is complete. or three days and leave not a scar of money before the fair grounds '■an advancement 52 weeks in the year, Mils out of the loose change Congress The library has a nice selection of on your wood-work or plaster. be completed and answer the require­ and in a sensible, practical manner gave him. how could he have had magazines for all ages and mote There's no dirt, nor any Incon­ ments of our annuul stock show and ind not hysterically as ia aonietlmea enough left to dump $40.000,000 in­ could enjoy the reading room pr'vi- Highest Cash Price fair. For that reason the whole affair the caae. Fuel la high in price, and to that Muscle Shoals nitro plant? venience to you and tne cost Is leges. should be left In the hands of some hard to get at any price, and tho And this to .say nothing of financing We will come and tell you ex­ organization that will carry the pto- gift will in small measure recom­ the valuable Creel’« nternatlonal actly what it will cost if you wish. Dr. -------------- Ramaey .'Ó-I. O. O. r. Bld^*?mS Ject front its commencement to Its pense Brother Baker for a small part army of misinformation experts! Room 110 < lil t good wo.k. but. what l.i more, The fact of thematter is fiat that completion through to a success. SUNSET ELECTRIC COMPANY uxwh Mutaal phone. Beil phone ill convince him it la appreciated Mttacl« Shoals Investment was a i T’.i j ..i*. be uo further fuUl .ii Tilkmeek - - -Oreg««. Fred C. Baker, Editor. Editorial Snap Shots. We Buy CASCARA BARK At Kuppenbender’s Warehouse.