TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, OCTOBER i4. l920.
A CENTURY OF ANTHRACITE BROUGHT BACK SAD MEMORY NO LONGER SIMPLE PROBLEM
Firat Ton of Hard Coal Reached the
City of Philadelphia Just One
Hundred Years Ago.
Little Wonder That Comedian Could
Not Lock on Buns With Any
Degree of Affection.
Matter of Food. In These Daye
Statistice, Has Become Ques­
tion of Calculation.
even hundred years have elapsed
since one William Wurts. a Pb'.ladel-
phla merchntrt, drove his team of
mules with the first ton of autliraclte
through the spring freshets and bog
land to the banks of the Delaware
river and floated the new fuel down
the river to Philadelphia on a plue
log raft.
But he experienced no little diffi­
culty In that first anthracite year of
18211 in overcoming the popular objec­
tion that the coal was “extremely slow
of lighting.” Pine log rafts floated
only 365 tons of anthracite that year.
But It fetched a price of $12 a ton
and could be delivered frelght-on-raft
Philadelphia at $3—a fact that was
freely advertised to attract additional
capital, for. of course, there was no
profiteering In those days.
Spring freshets aud bog land and
slow inflammability no longer worry
operators. Silk shirts for miners are
a bigger nuisance. But production in
a hundred years has JuiAped to 86.-
290.000 tons, and could this year sur­
pass the 100 mlllion-ton mark, which
was almost reached in 1917.
Reading.
Wilkesbarre,
Lehigh,
Mauch Chunk—these ' names
are
spoken one thousand times hourly in
the industrial world today, simply be­
cause there lay up in the hills of Penn­
sylvania a hard, black substance, one
ton of which sly old William Wurts
steered on a raft down the Delaware
to Philadelphia, just one hundred
years ago.—Wall Street Journal.
"I never ent buns.” the comedian
said sadly, “thev remind me of n hor­
rible experience I laid once."
The listeners drew netr. thrilled by
the tenseness of his tones.
“I was on a ship In ntldocean.” went
on the comedian dramatically. “Her
cargo was self-raising flour and cur-
flints, and a touring theatrical party.
Suddenly. In the dead of night, we run
Into an iceberg.
“There wore no boats, so things look­
ed very desperate for us. The huge
waves dashed over the sides and down
the hatchways.
“Then we heard a curious noise. The
water had got to the self-raising flour
and presently It began to ooze up In
large blobs, like buns, with the cur­
rants mixed up In It.
“As the great lumps of dough floated
on tbe witter the heat of the sun baked
them hard. I got on top of one of the
biggest and floated Away from the
sinking ship.
"Bur. «Ins! the ocean thereabouts
was full of sharks and they seemed to
like my bun.
Anyway, they nibbled
anil nibbled at It. and dally It grew
less. until I had hardly'room to hang
on. I got washed aehore Just when
there were only two bites of bun left
for them.
“Ever since then,” he ended, with a
sigh. “I haven't been able to look at
a bun without shivering.”
ASTRONOMY STILL AT FAULT
Dwellers on This Globe Have Shown
No Curiosity Concerning Possible
Wonders of Its Interior.
Once upon a time this problem
food was a very simple matter. Three
times a day, as a rule, the attention
of man was drawu to a hollow feeling
located due east of the lower end of
the vertebral column.
Tills vacancy
he proceeded to fill with a slab of
CONSERV ATI VEN ESS ' is the twin characteristic
bread, a chunk of beef, a pot of rice,
of progressiveness at the First National Batik.
etc., flavored as a rule with butter.
Too much conservativeness would retard progress,
Jain, garlic, etc., according to race, re­
while./in the other hand, too ititteh progressiveness
ligion. climate, age, etc. Tills settled
might be detrimental to safety and good business in
the problem till the next call from
banking.
the far East.
At the First National you will find just the proper
It pains us to say that this was liv­
proportion
of both of those desirable elements.
ing to eat and not eating to live. It
DI it ECTORS.
showed no adjustment of means to
JOUS MORGAN.
C. J. BOW AKl>s,
end. It was a system of food that
A.W. BUNN.
B. C. l.A.MB,
made no distinction between a long­
HENRY ROGERS
W. J. RIKCHBKS
shoreman and a free-verse poet. It
C. A. McC.HBB
was Internal anarchy.
Happily the truth has been realized.
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The consumption of food Is no longer
destructive but constructive. Man no
longer eats coined beef and cabbage,
TILLAMOOK. OREGON.
but the vltamines In the beef ami the
polyzeugmntics In the cabbage, When
he picks up the bill of fare he no long-
er says. “What will most speedily and
cheaply allay the unrest in my far
East?" but he says, "Where can I find
the 12.500 cnrbonuxntes that will give
me the right outlook on the League of
Nations?” And lie finds it In unpolish­
ed rice. Or he says to himself. “I am
now at work on the fourth act of my
poetic drama; to make it convincing
to Belasco I must absorb 3.200 per
maganazoids dally for the next 30
days." So he shaves the kernels off
the corn and eats the cob. Perhaps
with coconut butter, for the added col­
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Men of Science Forced to Admit Exact
Results From Their Calculations
Are Not Possible.
The celebrated observatory at Green­
wich, the place from which we reckon
longitude, was founded by Charles II
in 1675. mainly for the purpose of in­
vestigating the movements of the moon
in the interests of navigation. Although
in the Intervening two and a half cen­
turies astronomers have worked at the
problem, the moon has not yet become
entirely amenable to their mathemat­
ics. In a recent report of the obser­
vatory at Greenwich attention is in­
vited to the increasing deviation be­
tween the calculated position of tbe
moon In the sky and its real position
’ shown by the Greenwich observations.
The deviation has lately been growing
in a serious manner. The error last
year was more than twelve times as
large as the error twenty years ago,
and the average annual Increase dur­
ing the two decades has amounted to
half a second of arc in longitude. The
reason that astronomers have failed
in getting exact results from calcula­
tions bused on the dynamical laws of
gravitation is possibly the existence
of some attractive force that they have
not yet discovered, ulthougii the result
may also be affected by the trife shape
if the earth, which still awaits ac-
•urate determination.
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Deadly Weapon of Warfare.
An Invention by a French wireless
engineer, M. Dunoyer, will completely
change the character of naval war-
fare. If Its claims are fulfilled, says
the London Mall. It consists of what
tie calls an “electric safety lock." The
nechanlsm to direct the course of a
•orpedo and secure its explosion
igalnst an enemy warship can be
worked not only by wireless waves
if the right length, but also by a
jroper sequence of Morse signals. Any
■rror In the right sequence of dots
tnd dashes would run the mechanism
town to zero again nnd render the
orpedo
harmless.
Each
torpedo
aunched would have Its own key se-
tuence of dots and dashes, and so the
■nemy would be unable to tamper
with It.
Make Sure of Enjoying
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OW that it’s time to be getting
ready for the hunting season,
make up your mind not to ex­
periment in getting equipment for
shooting.
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Books From Washington’s Library,
The sale of the library of the late
Samuel Riker of this city was con-
I eluded at the Anderson Galleries re-
eently. Dr. A. S. Bosenbach paid
M.OOO for George Washington's copy
if “A Cellectlon of All the Treaties
! >f Peace, Alliance, and Comijierce Re­
ween Great Britain and Other Pow-
•rs From the Treaty Signed at Mun-
-ter, in 1684, to Treaties Signed at
Paris, In 1783,” three volumes. Lon-
Ion, 1785. The work contains Wash-
1 ngton's autograph on each title page
1 ind bls ln>ok plate on the Inside of
! -arh front cover. The work was anc-
; ioned off nt the sale of the library
if Lawrence Washington, the great
rrandson of George Washington. In
'hiladelphla. In 1876.—New Turk
rimes.
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Concerning Aerial Flights.
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says the Good Judge
You get more genuine chew­
ing satisfaction from the Real
Tobacco Chew than you ever
got from the ordinary kind.
The good ‘tobacco taste
lasts so long—a small chew
of this class of tobacco lasts
much longer than a big chew
of the old kind. That’s why
it costs less to use.
Any man who has used botf
kinds will tell-you that.
Put up in two styUs
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W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
Air Commodore Edward Maitland of
1-34 fame, speaking at the Royal So-
doty of Arts, «aid that while flying
he Atlantic he retired about 0 a. m.,
ind he was ashamed to say he slept
■ nttl nine the next day. He found
hat the air not only induced sleep,
•tit sharpened the appetite. Ladles
md often asked him. the cotnimalore
aid. “In what should we dress when
tbout to take an aerial flight?” He
elt tempfell to suggest crinolines.
Uilch would become very useful as
larachutes should the necessity arise.
-London Chronicle.
A Big Contract.
“I see where the fteople at Atlantic
vlty art» a«ktng the authorities to
nake the high wind« stop blowing
he sand nbont at Chelseu.”
“Next thing the public will be de-
nandlng that somebody stop ths hot
|r blowing In congress.”
KNOW LITTLE ABOUT EARTH
The earth’s crust Is compared to
the skin of an apple by the writer of
a leading article In the Scientific
American Monthly. Our knowledge of
the globe on which we live, he says,
is not even skin deep; for an apple
as large as the earth would have a
skin twenty miles thick; and no one
has been much more tlmn a mile In­
to the crust, or has bored into it with
tools more than a mile and a half. It
Is rather humiliating to think that
we know more about' the sun, ninety
millions of miles away, than we do
of the solid earth under our feet. We
think nothing of dispatching exploring
expeditions to unknown regions thou­
sands of miles away; how about a
little expedition to points only a few
miles distant—vertically downward?
Such explorations have been proposed,
although the boldest explorer has not
dared to suggest going further than
twelve miles—a trip that would take
him on the surface of the earth only
from one end of Manhattan island
to the other.
Success Through Optimism.
At one time while building the Pana­
ma canal there were eight thousand
men engaged in the Culebra cut alone.
Every night as much soil slid into the
cut its could -be taken out during the
day. But there was not a sign of dis­
couragement—the men enjoyed the
fight.
Colonel
Goetlinls
walked
through the cut one morning Just after
an extensive slide. Tbe foreman had
been on the job since midnight.
“Well, how Is everything this morn­
ing, Mr. Hogan?” asked Goethals.
“Fine. Colonel, fine. It buried that
steam shovel over there and tipped
over two batteries of drills and cov­
ered all the tracks through the cut
but one. but everything's fine, sir.
We’re diggin’.”—II. H. Moore In The
Youth of a Nation.
Careful Custodians
The first National Bank
Dr. E. L. Glaisyer,
VETERINARIAN,
County Dairy Herd Inspector
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HAD IT ALL PLANNED
Colored Soldier Knew Exactly «'hat
He Was Going to Do With All
Those Black Clothes.
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CASCARA BARK
Highest Cash Price.
At Kuppenbender’s Warehouse,
Tillamook and Bebo.
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GREETING
To the Citizens, Farmers and Dairymen of
Here is a story of two negro sol­
diers, who were talking Just after the
Tillamook and Vicinity :
signing of the armistice:
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“ Ttastus,’ said one, ‘what you gwlne
rI^O ADVERTIZE is one way of netting a Customer,
to do when you-all gets home?’
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get a Customer and keep a Customer is a different
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"’What am I gwlne do? Wai, in
1 thing, tint when we get a Customer we keep that
the fust placf, nigger, I's gwlne buy !
Customer by giving that Customer service at a reason­
me a white suit o’ clo’es, ’n white
able Fee.
shoes, ’n a white shirt, collar 'n tie,
Your (reneral Hauling—Moving—Storage respectfully
'n a white hat. I's gwlne be white all
solicit!. Give us a trial.
over, nigger, an’ den I’s give up you
nigger folks 'n alius do my ’soclatlng
wid white folks.’
“The boy paused, then asked:
..croes from Post Office,
OFFICE:
Across
from
Post Phone.
Oftice,
‘What you-all gwlne do, Jake?' • ‘Wai,’
with Chester
Holden
’s Hell
says Jake, ‘I’s gwine buy me a black
stilt, 'n black shoes, 'n a black shirt,
'n a black tie, 'n a black hat. I's
gwine be black all over. Den, when
A TOUCH
dat’s «lone, I’s gwlne buy me a big
crape
and
fasten
it
piece of black
of our facial powder will make your
round my black hat.’
blossom like a summer rose. It
“‘Man.’ says Rastus, ‘what you-all
mean by all dem black clo’es and by
give to your complexion the soft
dat black crape? What for ymu gwine
glow of youth and health. Our
wear dat black crape?’
“ Nigger,' says Jake, ‘I's gwine wear
creant is another infallible aid
dat' black crepe to your funeral.’ ”—
to
beauty.
Try them both if you
Wendell D. Howie in the Boston
Transcript.
would better your appearance.
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Oregon Transfer and Storage,
A Leech.
E. E. KOCH
A man on the South side advertised
his car for sale. Early the next morn­
Ing a man who lived across the street
came over and said: “Pardon me, but
I see by last night's paper you adver-
Used your car for sale.”
“ 'Quite
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true,” said the man who ad­
vertised the car, “hut surely you are
Assyrian “Ambassadress.*”
not hi the market for it."
The Lady Surma d'Mar Shlmum has
“No,” was the reply, "but I only
live across the street and I also want
arrived i>; London as the officiai am
bassador from the Assyrians In the to sell my car. And there would be
Kurdistan mountains, says the Argo­ no need of me spelling my money for
' an advertisement If after the people
naut.
Very handsome, not unlike the were through looking at your car you
queen of Montenegro in profile, very- i could Just send them across tbe street
bright, lively and animated, Lady- I to look at my car."—Indianapolis
Surma d'Mar Shimutn Is only a little News.
more than 30 years of age. Of fine
physique, she Is also a highly cultured I
The Scrap.
woman, so cultured that tbe arch­
Representative Freur Interrupted the
bishop of Canterbury closed a re­ reading of a report to say:
cent Interview with the "ambassador"
“Official language Is always rather
with the remark: “It Is extraordinary ludicrous.
Once two scrubwomen In
to find so much civilization where one I government employ had an argument,
could naturally have expected bar- aw a result of which the weaker vessel
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ba riant.”
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was laid up for some days.
“An official inquiry was duly held,
and the victorious scrubwoman re­
The Atlantic Patrol.
After the wreck of the Titanic, 11 celved a letter which said, among nili- I
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of the leading nations of Europe er things:
“‘Is It true, as reported, that xald
joined with the United States and
Canada to provide a service for the Mrs. Hagan received certain ocular ami
observation ami patrol of Ice along the nasal contusions at your hands?”
“The scrubwoman in official language
north Atlantic steamship lunes. These
nations contribute In different propor- w rote back :
•“I regret to say that the answer is
tlons to the expense of this service.
but the work Is done by the United In the infirmary.'”
States coast guard cutters Seneca
and Tampa who cruise buck ami forth
‘At a Boy!
during the warmer months when the
At the speedway races a tire com
Iceberg* come south and send out to puny gave away toy ballons us ad­
all vessels wireless reports of tbe lo­ vertisements. A Ind about four years
cation and movements of the ¡ce.— old came up to the man on the Job
Boys' Life.
and said: "Please may I have two
balloons?"
The man replied: "Sorry, my little
Had No Experience.
An artist was showing a young worn-' lad. but only one balloon to a boy.
an over his studio, After she had Have you any brothers at home?"
After a minute of deep thinking the
critically examined all the pictures.
led gave this answer: “No, I have no
she remarked:
"I notice several sunsets among brothers, hut I have a sister who has
a brother.”—Indianapolis News
your works, but not a single sunrise
How’s that?”
Law and th« Profits.
The artist, who was rather noted
"How did you come to be a prof
for his bohemian habits, blushed a
little at ibe question, ami then st am- Peer?"
"It was all because of the law of
mered:
“You see. It's this way. To tell the supply and demand,” whimpered tbe
truth, the reason I've never painted a culprit. "I wax trying to get a suffi
sunrise is because I'm never up at dent supply of money to meet the
/terna rut for it.”
that time.”
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