A 1 » Tl’.LAMOOK HEADLIGHT. OCTOBER 14. I92o, WAR SHORN OF ITS GLAMOR $30,000,000—COX a> TILLAMOOK? Not With the Decline in Market, but With the Opening of the J. C. Penney Co. Store in Your Town The entire resources of this company are being exerted to the utmost in the endeavor to place before you every saving advanta e secured through our policy of buying for cash and strictly selling for cash, and constantly changing market conditions. Our motto of “Selling for Less” was never more evident than at the present time, Our skilled and export buyers are constantly and keenly wat ing every change in the market, taking advantage of same, and thus placing before you the last word in price lowering. t Therefore, no. matter what you need, Don’t Make 3 Single Purchase before You have Investigated Our Prices. Jimmy's raiment harks us back To the festive racing track. Can’t you hear the “bookies" shout And the whispers of the tout? > s Needn’t tell us where he’s at— Wet or dry—his coat tells that. Bryan took one slant at it, Then his lieart curled up and quit. —CARLTON FITCHETT. Cox Wiggles and Wobbles, BY SCOTT C. BONE. Candidate Cox, recklessly charging that the Republican party had •et out to corrupt the electorate by raising a fund of $15,000,000 with which to “buy the presidency,” has been utterly confuted by the facts Instead, It lias been completely established that the goal fixed by Chairman Hays was only one-fifth that amount, or $.’1.090.1 HM), with con trlbutlons rigidly limited to $1.000, and that never before lias a campaign fund been so free from the taint of corporate, sinister or sordid Inllnences That an overtaxed, overburdened and weary country, paying tlie cost of Incompetence, Incapacity and extravagance In governmental affairs and maladministration at Washington, would welcome relief at any price legitimately expended may be taken for granted. But only In the wild dreams of Candidate Cox—who stands com­ mitted to Wllsonlsm nnd the wastefulness of Wllsonlsm, with everything that Wllsonlsm typifies and implies has any such expenditure as Can­ didate Cox charged ever been remotely conceived or for a moment con­ templated. Even his foremost newspaper champions—organs of the International banking crowd which favor Ills candldarv because with equal rashness, he promises that If elected I k - will go Into the Wilson League of Nations —editorially admit that Ills slush fund charges have proven groundless. Candidate Cox’s credibility as a witness has similarly been damaged br the wet and dry Issue confronting him. To the Indisputable proof that the New Jersey Liquor Dealers’ Association Is appealing for funds to elect him as a "pronounced wet" he replies that the liquor Interests of Ohio never contributed to uny ot his campaigns. Yet a sworn statement, signed by the serretary of the Ohio Liquor Dealers’ Association and on file In the secretary of state's olHce, shows that that organization contributed a substantial sum out of its treasury to the Cox campaign of 1910. And In the face of It all, having withstood for months. In silence, William Jennings Bryan’s denunciation of him ns a "wet” and unlit to run for president. Candidate Cox, with characteristic audacity, uow assures a North Dakota crowd that “I have always voted dry I" Imagine Boss Murphy. Boss Taggart, Boss Brennan nnd that Youngstown Apostle of Light und Uplift. Ed Moore, contriving the nomi­ nation at San Fratielseu of a candidate who bad "ulways voted dry!" Imagine It, if you can 1 Shade of John Barleycorn I Wbat a spectacle Is presented tn American politics! Fads of the Present Day Had Their Counterpart in the Fashions of Years Ago. Í WORK SHIRTS BLUE & GREY CHAMBRAY 98c. BLACK SATEEN SHIRTS ...................... $1.79 DARK BLUE R. R. SHIRTS WI1 [■H 2 EXTRA COLLARS .............................. .................... $2.19 GOOD WOOL SOX ...................... ..................... 49c. HEAVY WOOL SOX ................. ..................... 69c. 18 0Z. RIB UNION SUITS . . ...................... $1.93 WOOL MIXED UNION SUITS .. .$2.98 to $4.98 ALL WOOL UNION SUITS ... ...................... $7.90 MEN'S HATS.............................. . $3.49 TO $8.90 MEN'S CATS................................ ... 98c. To $3.50 JUVENILE SUITS......... $8.90 TO $11.90 BOY S SUITS................................ $9.90 TO $19.75 MEN’S SUITS.............................. $29.75 TO $52.50 RUBBER RAINCOATS............... ...................... $9.00 SLICKER COATS 3/4 LENGTH ................... $6.90 MEN S RED SPORTING BOOTS ..................$7.90 MEN’S RED STORM KING BOOTS................. $8.50 MEN’S RED PACKS BOOTS . ................... $3.98 LADIES DRESSES IN WOOL AND SILK PRIC­ ED AT ........................................... $19.75 to $52.50 LADIES FALL SUITS....................$32.50 TO $84.75 LADIES COATS IN PLUSH AND CLOTH ...................................................... $19.75 TO $89.50 LADIES SILK PETTICOATS......... $5.90 TO $11.90 LADIES- SILK PETTIBOCKERS $9.90 I SATEEN PETTICOATS.................................. $1.69 HEATHERBLOOM PETTICOATS ................. $2.98 LADIES’ KIMONOS IN CREPE AND FLA- NELETTE ................................. $2.98 TO $9 90 NIC-HT GOWNS........................ ............... $1.98 FLEECIIED UNION SUITS......... ............... $1.98 WOOL AND SILK UNION SUITS ............... $3.98 CALICOS....................................... 27 INCH.: PERCALES ............... 36 INCH.1 PERCALES ............... DRESS GINGHAMS............. CHEVIOTS..................................... HOPE MUSLIN ............................ 2 IB. WOOL BATTS ................... j Selling Shoes Under Difficulties. Dr. Howard CHIROPRACTOR, LAMB-SCHRADER CO ! z The Lowest Prices Guaranteed with Every Change of Market Dean B. Stover, southern salesman for a Brockton shoe concern, got an order under difficulties while out on bls last trip. He made a North Car­ olina town ami hired a taxi to take him to a township 15 miles away to which few trains ran. Arriving on the outskirts of his destination he found that the heavy floods washed away the only bridge. Stover decided the only thing to do was to turn back until the taxi driver suggested that there might be a boat somewhere around. Mr. Stover hunt­ ed along the hanks until he found a fiat bottomed skiff and he rowed across. He interviewed his customer, paddled him back to the other shore, since that date. LODGE MEETINGS. Portland deposits have decreased requisitioned a small wharf and laid -------o Ills samples out on the roadside. And $989,553.39 since June 30, 1920, Tillamook Lodge No. 57 he made the sale.—Brockton Enter­ while the deposits In most other cit­ A. F. and A. M. ies and towns in the state show in­ prise. Stated Communication Wed­ creases. McMinnville, Marshville, nesday, Oct 13th at 8 p.rn Hillsboro, Grants Pass, Lakeview and All Blush Now. Visiting Brethern welcome Playwright Eugene Walter apropos Newberg have each advanced oi.e of a New York publisher’s conviction place with regard to deposits, while By order of W. M. for publishing n supposedly obscene Condon is again included in the $1.- Leslie Harrison, Sec. 000,000 class. Vale and Prineville I novel said : o------ "The novel In question is harmless, failed to qualify. Stated convocation Friday Following are the cities, and towns OLD AND NEW COX SLOGANS. "PARTY FACES DISASTER”—GORE and the people who brought about Oct, 22. Visitors Welcome. that poor publisher’s conviction were of the state which had deposits total­ Washington. — The following inter- Johnson Chapter No. 24 Senator Thomas Gore, Democrat, of as silly as—as—well as It reminds ing $1,000,000 or more when the «-«ting Interview with Governor James Oklahoma, who was defeated for re- me of a story. calls of the state bank superintend­ R. A. M. M. Cox of Ohio was published In the nomination through the Influence of "The Indy principal of a famous ent and comptroller of currency wore I. E. Keldson, Sec. hotel column of the Washington Post the While House because of his oppo­ girls’ school look her older pupils issued September 8: four years ago—viz. on July 29. 1910: sition to the League of Nations, plain to the Metropolitan museum one day. Portland................... G. A. R. “Ohio is not the only state where ly .indicates that he proposes to con­ Entering the hall of sculptures. the Salem ........................ Cornith Post, No. 35 Dept, of Ore­ rtte people are shouting the praises of tinue his tight upon the league. Tl>e principal said, as site looked up from Astoria................... .. rhe President for having preserved blind senator says: gon. meets on second and fourth Sat­ her catalogue: Pendleton«................. peace In the United States. Our honor urdays of each month, ot 1:30 p. m., “’Attention, yonng hottes ! When Eugene ..................... "The paramount Issue Is to avert Ims remained unsullied. The slogan disaster; nobody favors the league we come to the next statue but one in the W. O. W. hall. Visitors wel­ Klamath Falls .... "Tie Kept Us Out of War’ will be the that understands IL come. you will all blush.’ " Albany ..................... moat effective argument the Democrats "The women of Maine have read it H. W. Spear, Commander Medford ................... can use In the campaign. Americanism It Is no wender about the women. It Newlyweds to Tents. Baker ........................ I Samuel Downs, Adjt. has been pre-empted by the President, Is no marvel about the mothers. They A honeymoon colony, believed to he Oregon City............ and every other problem of national are not willing to mortgage the pound the first of Its kind in England, has Corvallis................... fanport has been met squarely and sat­ of flesh nearest their hearts. W. R. C. been established in a meadow near The Dalles.............. isfactorily." “They are not willing to sign this Corinith Relief Corps. No. 54 Dept, This tends to show the caliber of bloody bond which Is a first lien npon Farnham. Surrey. At the edge of a McMinnville............ of Oregon, meets on first and third (Governor Cox. With him It Is any­ the life of every boy beneath the stars I certain wood half a dozen tents may Roseburg ................. be seen. They are the homes of the La Grande.............. Friday evenings of each month, at thing to win, any sort of a catch phrase, and stripes. four brides and their husbands who, Marshfield .............. 8 p. m. In the W. O. W. hall. Visitors slogan or anything to deceive or fool "He was blind Indeed who had not rendered homeless by the house short­ welcome . the people. already seen the black shadow of the age, have begun their married life In Hillsboro ................. Minnie Johnson, President Hood River ....... Maine elections visioned upon the hori­ i the open air. HARDING TO THE FARMERS. Bend.......................... Elizabeth Conover, Secy. zon.” Tile colony 1» likely to be still fur­ Grants Pass............ Senator Harding’s speech to the ------ 0 ther enlarged, for several other cou­ Silverton ................. farmers of the country, delivered nt BACK PORCH CAMPAIGN TO ples have applied for admission.— Tillamook................. the Minnesota State Fair, Is commend­ BE BEGUN 9OON BY WILSON From the Continental Edition of the Ashland................... able not only for the subject matter London Mail. Lakeview ................. •nd the constructive statesmanship Washington. — Gradually being Tuesday eve, 8 p. m. which It contains, but for the calm and pushed to the rear by the progress of Newberg................... Immunity From Ivy Poisoning. Rebekak. Wednesday evening dignified tone which prevails through­ the canvass It Is now announced that Ontario..................... Persons susceptible to ivy poisoning Forest Grove.......... Camp 2-4, Thursday out the entire address. Nothing could President Wilson is to wage a “Back- more thoroughly Impress Intelligent Porch” campaign, The loral evening can be rendered Immune by taking Milton .... prop'e with the difference In the semi- papers announce this fart and say a treatment (Inscribed by Dr. Jay Heppner . . . Frank Schomberg In the Journal of tor and lilt opponent and their qua 11 fl that the plan Is being discussed by Lebanon ... rations for the presidency than Senator the Administration leaders. It may the American Medical nsoclation. It Athena .... Harding's comprehensive discussion of even come within a week, some of consists In taking after men la a prepa­ Condon .... the agricultural problems of the na these leaders b-lleve. Edmund H ration of tincture of poison Ivy, in Burns.......... Hon and the solution which must be Moore, who managed Governor Cox’s doses gradually Increasing from one Gresham . . ■c,plied to them and the political Ini pre-convention campaign. Is given drop to a teaspoonful. The Immunity -• n; iie delivered nt the same place by credit for tills rear attack on the conferred by Ibis lasts for about u u (wrnor Cox.—Siuux City (la.) Jour- Harding method of using tbo front month. Ivy poisoning may also be Announcement. ____ cured by administering tin' same drug porch. in larger doses, increasing more rap ------ 0— I wish to announce to the public. Idly. ________________ iwwararaiaaiaaiE that 1 have purchased the equipment Tillamook Lodge No. 1260 The Bank Deposits of Oregon Cities of. and leased the hospital building L. O. O. M. Meets every Fri- belonging to Mrs. Vidito.' I have al­ ------ 0— day at K. of P. Hall. Salem. Oct. 2.: Total deposits In the so bought the operating room ap­ S. A. Brodhead, Sec. (banks of Oregon on September 8, 19- pliances of Mrs. Hubbard, which I 20. aggrmated $284.464.009.68, tn will combine with the above, increase of H .188,547.76 since June have opened to all physicians a 30. 1920. hut a decrease of $3.977.- dern sanitary hospital, under 233.25 since September 12. 1919. ac- supervision of registered surgical ' ording to a report died by Will H. maternity nurses. Bennett, superintendent of bnnks. to­ Doctors Shearer and Crank will r” day. Time nnd saving deposits have fer their surgical work to the Instti- Increased $15.636.590.99 or 23 pc- utfnn and the patronage of all phy- 211 TILLAMOOK BUILDING Free Cnnaiihuti> n cont since September 12. 1919. nl s’rlnnB In the conntv is solicit'd. Mrs. Orpha. A. Eastman hough total drop.'its have decreased advt. Nnitril Ar.itvsis 4 LADIES’ WEAR MEN’S WEAR. T Nothing Is new under the sun, not even the newest and most up-to-date girl striker of the present day, with bobbed hair, nor even the employer wlm complains of the fashion. A writ­ er in "Blackwood" has discovered that In the time of James I, this fashion was affected by women who (Ion ned the doublet ami hose, which aroused the ire of an unknown author, who in 1029 lampooned the women of the day for so dressing, ami instead of keeping to “the modest attire of the comely hood, cowl or coif and handsome dress and klrchifs” betook themselves to tlie “cloudy, ruffianly, broad-brimmed hat a ml wanton feathers.” Nor was this »11. The extravagance of lier cortili»?, with the “French doublet” which took the place of a “conceded straight gown” was not in the author's eve the deadliest offense; Inerì dible though it seems, she would "out and nnd cut 1er hair to the despicable fashion of the Puritan.” So the bobbed lmir comes ,"s a reminiscence of the modern maid­ en's forebears In the Covenanters' time. o or WHEN HAVE PRICES COME DOWN IN Modem Painters, Who Themselves Have Looked on Death, Depict Slaughter as It Really Is. For the first time in history war Is painted as it is. Tlie varnish, the glory has been taken off. It stands out in all its sodden horror. The opening of the Salon des Artistes Français, filled for the, most part with canvases of men who have been In th. trenches, show an astonishing ah sence of battle seen s. Most of the painten s have sought tn- splratlon elsewhere. Those who havi found it In the war have rendered only the dull misery of life at the front. They show no dash of armies, these painters who have b«*bn through the war. no flourish of trumpets, not even fragments of general fights. But war as it is. A soldier, limping toward the lines, exhausted, despairing, bold­ ing up to his mouth a handkerchief, dark as a clot of blood is what one sees. The fuee Is distorted with- suf- ferlng. and the uniform is of that in­ describable color which comes only from continual exposure to the ele­ ments. Garry paints a blinded seldler guided towards a relief station, Michel and Pouzargues show water-flooded trenches. If governments In the future wish GOVERNOR JAMES M COX. more pleasant and cheerful war •From a photograph taken at Seattle, Wash, during the Democratic Candidates scenes they will have to call on art­ recent visit to the Pacific Coast. ists who stayed away from the front. Those who served were too close to JIMMY’S COAT. death to pnlnt anything but the truth. ake a slant at Jimmy’s coat. Tiger-striped, as you will note; JUST REPETITION OF HISTORY s Murpheyesque In lines and hue, Taggart-like in motif too. How can he proclaim he’s dry With this garb to shock the eye? Tailors wouldn’t dare to put Such a thing on "Pussyfoot.” o J 29ÏST0RES 1 My Thor works like a motor car HE machinery, which is entirely enclosed, is shaft-driven by smooth-running, silent gears. No exposed chains or belts to endanger hands or clothes, no flimsy construction to get out of order easily. Just a simple, accurate, splendidly-built mechanism, that operates the working part in an amazingly efficient manner. As for the working part itself, any woman who owns a Thor will tell you it cleans clothes more quickly than any other machine, without the slightest harmful friction. T Of course, you’ll want a Thor. Ask to see one demonstrated. Learn about the easy terms. ELECTRIC WASHING MACHINE