Feeding Test Cows. REPUBUG RUCKS There is no reason why you should do any experimenting about your own particular hauling needs. There is hardly & line of business in this city wherein the Republic has not answered the transportation question. We are almost sure to have solved success­ fully, for others, problems that parallel your own. This is so because the Republic dealer actually sei is more trucks, to more different kinds of business not only here, but wherever trucks are used fl •W H Williams & Williams Coaxing You to Smile Money Talka ' "Sorry,” said the cons(a A short time ago 1 wrote an art­ I’ll have to arrest —ye The Whole Show drivin' along at the rate of 50 mile icle on the value of water for the “The play doesn’t give m» a fair an hour." dairy cow. It gives me great satis­ chance.” "You are wrong, my friend,” «aid faction to note that this article was "No play can. There is only one the driver, "and here’s |2 that aaya taken seriously by some of the broad­ vehicle that will give an actor of I wasn’t." "All right,” returned the minion minded dairymen of the county, as your ability a really fair chance.” “What is that?” of the law, pocketing the money. is evident by the fact that they have "A monologue.” "With ail that against me I ain't go- installed drinking cups in their in’ to subject the county to th’ ex­ burns, and also improved the drink­ pense of a trial,” The Mystery. ■------ o------- . I' ing facilities in their pastures. "The fool- and his money are soon At the recent dairy festival 1 was parted,” observed the Old Fogy, Wasn’t There Yet. “That is to be expected," replied Breathlessly the spiritualistically requested to speak on Feeding Test I Cows. But 1 preferred to put my re- the Grouch. "The mystery is how inclined ludy bent over the ouija I marks in print where they could be they ever happened to get together spelling out the communication« from her departed spouse, i referred to when needed, in eon- in tlie first place.” o------- "John, are you happy there,” ■he j nection with this subject 1 wish to asked. Mistake or Confession? •say something about feeding the bull. •John, are you happy theraj' The nervous bridegroom was call­ . Many dairymen are negigeiit in this matter, often going to two extremes, ed on to make a speech at the wedd­ asked. "Yes, d-e-a-r.” either over or underfeeding, both ot ing breakfast. “Are you happier than you Putting his hand upon his bride’s which are wrong. The bull should be ted a ration ot roughage, concen­ shoulder, he hestiatingly remarked: on the eurth?” "Yes, d-e-a-r.” trates and succulent teed, according "Latdies and gentlemen, this thing "Ah,” she breathed. "Heaven to his age, and the amount of service has been thrust upon me.” ------- o------- be a wonderful place.” to which he is put. Also the bull “I g-u-e-s-s s-o, b-u-t J’-m should be provided with plenty of Nothing to Worry Over. exercise. 'Ibis luci 1 learned from "1 don’t know what to name the t-h-e-r-e y-e-t.” experience during my early days in child!” - — O "Why worry, ma?” th dairy game. 1 purchased u yearl- j A Reasonable Suspicion "Huh?” ing bull from the Hood farm in "Something mighty funny at “The boys will give him a name this yur watch of mine!” grumbl- Mussaseli ties und shipped him io my farm in Vermont. Being young and that will last until he’s twenty. Then citizen of Straddle Ridge,. Ark. overzealous 1 overfed him so lie be- j 1 hope he’ll whirl in and make a hain’t kept no decent sort of t came too fat and did not prove to be j name d'or himself." since 1 had the jewler over at T a sure breeder. So 1 changed my linville fix it. First-rate good wa too!” leedlng methods and put him to work The Proper Number. oil an old-fashioned tread mill by "How much did it cost you In t "Mr. Gloom, how many prizes do which he did the churning. His sup­ you think we should give at our baby first place?” asked an acquaintance "Swapped a dog for It and got/ erfluous flesh soon disappeared and show next week?” lie proved to be a splendid sire, and j '4 "How many babies do you expect dollar to boot nine years ago. also captured several blue ribbons al to be in the contest, Mrs. Clatter?" betcha, by cripes, that there c llie lairs. stole the jewels out of It. Thai "About one hundred, probably." It lias been talked of, and I hope "Then give one hunderd first what I'll betcha.” soon to see the day when there will prizes.” ------- o------- I be a state law forbidding the use of -------o------- His Advice. any but a purebred sire. Also a "A cat sits on my fence every night Wasn’t Open. standardization of tlie sale oi pure- A rat het- green countryman has and makes the night hideous with his bred bull-calves. For 1 have, M.en just returned from his first visit to infernal row. Now, I don’t want t< young bulls sold and shippeu away New York. have any bother with my nelghboi which were a detriment to ih? breeu "Well. Si, said the postmaster, but this nuisance has gone far an and the community from which they what did you thing i of the metropol- ougli, and I want you to advise m came. what to do.” I is?” The young laweyer looked as sol­ It is impossible to make up an id­ "Wat say?" gawked the other, emn as an owl and answered not a eal ration that is adaptable to all. stumped by so big a word, Cows differ in tastes and appetite, "I asked how did you like the met­ word. “I have a right to shoot that cat. and the breeder must study each cut. ropolis?" and learn just what sue prefers be­ "Oh, that—’twan’t open,” said Si. haven’t I?” "I would hardly say that,” replied fore he can compound her ration. It the young lawyer. "The cat does not should not be necessary to say that His Reputation Followed Him belong to you as I understand.” ' the cow should have sanitary quart­ Two Irishmen were working on tlie "No but the fence does.” ers. pure drinking water and salt be­ roof of a building one day when one "Ah!” exclaimed the light of tbe fore her at ali limes. Grooming, kind­ made a misstep and fell to the ness. quick clean dry milking at re­ ground; the other leaned over and law, "then 1 think you have a per- feet right to tear down the fenile!” gular hours ail have their influence culled: on production. “Are ye dead or alive, Mike?" The idea seems prevalent among “I’m alive," said Mike feebly. A Last Resort. the uairymen that there is a great "Sure, yer such a liar 1 don’t know The evening party was over, and deal ot mystery connected with feed whether to believe you or not." most of the guests had gone, so the ing a balanced ration. 1 would ad­ "Well, then, 1 must be dead,” said story goes. As one young tnan took vise tlie beginner to send to the O. A. Mike, "for you would never dare to leave of the hostess the lady suld. C. or purchase any of the standard call me a liar if 1 were alive." "I’m sorry you found Miss Biggie a works which wiU furnish him with poor conversationalist.” "Poor con­ tables showing tlie nutritative value versationalist!” exclaimed the guest. The Modern Maid. chemical anaylsis of all the differ­ Mrs. Jones thought she’d try the ‘She’s absolutely the limit! Why the ent feeds. Ulis knowledge is absol­ effect of a little praise on Iter new only thing she said to me during the utely necessary in order to compose maid. entire evening was ’No’, and I had a balanced ration. "How nicely you have Ironed these to propose to her to get that out of By a balanced ration we mean one things, Jane!" she said admlrllngly her.” which contains the proper proport­ as she inspected the garments hang­ ions ot protein, carbohydrates and ing before the fire to air. fat which are essential for tlie bodily Then glancing at the glossy linen, maintenance of the cow and tor milk she continued, in a tone of surprise: production. Protein provides mater­ "Oh, I see; they are all your own!" ial for the upkeep ot the body, and J “Yes,” replied Jane, "und I’d do is the source of the case in and alb- i yours just like that if I had time, umen in tlie milk. Carboydrates sup ma’am.” ply the body with heal and energy, I I ------ o------ AU batteries wear and the sugar and fat in the milk, None The Less Deplorable. out in time. t he fats in tlie ration accomplish i "Isn’t it deplorable that a big. the same work as do the carbohy­ strong, healthy man like the one go­ > Many a battery drates, but are listed spaiatcly on ac­ ing there should be crippled In such dies long before its count of their greater value. u manner," remarked a stranger the time. Choose your greater value, rough­ other Sunday, indicating a well You can’t prevent age, concentrates and succlenl feed, know town man whom he saw walk­ battery death but ing out West Harvey with one leg i'hen figure the weight of your cow. you can postpone it. amount ot milk she is giving per day, stiIT as a crutch. Threaded Rubber In­ "Huh! That guy ain't crippled,” and the percentage of fat contained sulation has been “His wife in same. For example a 1,000 lb. replied a home guard. selected by 136 manu­ cow giving 30 lbs. of 4 per cent milk don't want him to play golf on Sun­ facturers of passen­ day and he’s sneaking out to the needs: ger cars and motor Protein ( arbohydrates Fai course with a mid-iron down his trucks. body maintenance 7 lbs. 7 lbs. 1 lb. pant’s leg." ------- o— — .32 milk production 1.62 7.’» c- Might Be Much Later 14.3 total nutrients 2.32 .72 the The railroad official Invited For a larger or smaller cow it is TILLAMOOK easy to figuie the ration from the stern citizen to communicate his troubles. above table. A ration which would "1 want you to give orders,” de- BATTERY STATION, about meet the requirements of this manded the visitor, “that the engl- WILLARD SERVICE. tabl« would be alfalfa hay 20 lbs.; roots or other succulence, 25 lbs.; neer of the express which passes barley, 4 lbs.; Millrun, 2 lbs.; ground through Elm Grove at 11:55 be re­ strained frain blowing his whistle on oats, 2 lbs.; clil-meai, 1 lb. Sunday mornings.” I believe it is much better to com­ "Impossible!" exploded the official. pound your ration from the separate "What prompts you to make such a grains us many of the prepared feeds ridiculous request?" are of doubtful value. Feed the cow “Well, you see,” explained the citi­ all the hay she will eat, and right zen in an undertone, “our pastor here 1 want to make a suggestion preache:, until be hours the whistle which will save dollars to every blow and that confounded express dairyman who has to buy expensive was 20 minutes late lust Sunday.” hay. Gut every bit of hay and moisten it slightly. There will be no waste No Place For Innocence. of stalks as Is always the case where A motorist was summoned before a the hay Is not cut. magistrate for exceeding the speed Kale and roots, also silage are a- limit. The magistrate, a good-natur­ mung the best helps to a large milk ed man, was not, however, convinced tlow. Where. these are not available that tlie car had been driven too fast, I have found beet pulp to he one of and tlie motorist insisted that he hud the most important parts of the rat­ been progressing at the rate of only UNIVERSITY ion. In fact 1 have won thiee milking six miles an hour. "Why, your wor­ contests when pulp was all the suc­ ship. I was going very slowly because culence I could provide. I prefer to I was afraid it would break down ■aintnined by th« «tat« souk the pulp for at least twelve completely! I give you my word, in order that the yonag peo­ hours before feeding, mixing with sir, you could have walked as fast as ple of Oregon may receive, the grain at each milking. Some pulp I was running.” without coat, the benefit« of comes prepared with molasses but if "Well,” said the magistrate, after the plain pulp is used mix molasses due reflection, "you don’t appear to a liberal education. with the water while soaking. Th« University Include« th« College of have been exceeding the speed limit, Great precaution must be t IIken to but. at the same time, you must have Literature. Selene« and th« Arts, th« Graduate School. Che School of Phy a- , start the cow at freshening with a been guilty of something or you teal Education, and th« profaaaional light grain ration, taking at the last wouldn't be here. I fine you two School« of Low. Medicine (at Portland). three weeks to get her onto a max- pounds for loitering!” Architecture. Commerce, Journalism. inutn feed. For u test cow produc- Education and Music. ------ o----- ing 3 lbs. of fat a day. I have found I "Well, Harold," said the proud High standards of scholarship aria i the following ration, with possible father, "now that you’ve gone mad« possible by an able faculty, well V •quipped laboratories and a library of slight variations to suit the different through college, what do you think nearly 100.000 volumes. cows, to be a very satisfactory ono. of following as a regular occupat­ » Supervised athletics are encouraged Divide the grain ration into as many ion ?” •nd every attention given the health equal parts as you have milkings, "It will keep me busy the rest of and welfare of the students. and feed at the rate of 1 lb. grain my life," gloomily answered Harold, With a height««ed oonfid«a«o for each 4 lbs. of milk per day. "correcting the family English." gained bp «be reeent •■arssaiea "I am grieved to hear, my boy,” All the hay ration cow will clean of pablie «app«rt. tbo (JalooraiSp up, 9 ltrs, het-pulp. 3 lbs. molasses said the father, "that you have told •A 1« now «ateriap apoa aa ora •< in water used for soaking. Grain youi mother several falsehhods Al­ large doeeUpaaoa« and e a loaded •••fslaosa. compos'd of 5 parts mill run. 2 parts ways tell the truth, even If it. should For a catalogue or for any Information, barley and 3 parts oil-meal. If roots bring trouble upon you. Will you address; kal» or silage are available, the pulp promise me fo do so?” "Yes, father,” replied the boy. should be omltter and as high as 30 "All right. Now go and see who or 40 lbs. of whatever succulent feed Is banging at the door. If It’s the la on hand will take Its place. landlord, say I’m out.” B. A. Fowler. How? Ask Us! In Shabbytown In Shabbytown they do not care if things look seedy everywhere. They have no Pep, they’ve lost their grip, they simply go around and yip In en­ vy’s tones, of Glossyville, the shining village on the hill. Oh. Shabbytown is punk and gray, and it shows sym­ ptoms of decay, and strangers pass­ ing thought remark: "It surely dates back to the ark.” "Clean and paint, up" makes men frown along the streets of Shabbytown. A can of paint makes no appeal to this bum village down at heel; the people think there is no sense in going to so much expense; so things are always going down and getting worse in Shabbytown. It always gives my soul a thrill when I arrive in (¡lossyville. The town looks like a blooming bride; the people take a hearty pride in making things look clean and bright, and in their labors take de­ light. They’re lovish with the help fill paint, selecting colors, chaste or quaint, and decorating every shack thus warding ofT decay’s attack, and making all the buildings look like buildings lead of in a book. And strangers, when they sect the town, "Here we’ll come and settle down, and raise us nineteen kids apiece, and live and die as slick as grease.” This happy burg goes right ahead. If You Can’t Get ’Em Up Try serving fluffy, brown hot cakes made with SETKEHS Flour — and there’ll be a merry scramble for the breakfast table. Every one likes pan­ cakes for breakfast—sort of bucks one up for a good day. And with (HETSHSW? Pancake Flour they’re so easy to make. Just add equal parts water or milk. j L 4« Other favorites with the folks are ®577EE Wheat Hearts and the goodies made from UKraiilK Flour. j L * « * Wherever stock and poultry are raised for profit and not pastime, they know some of the following ®E7XRK Feeds: SCRATCH FEED KCC MASH CRATE FATTENER HORSE FEED STOCK FEED MOLASSES FEED FLOUR HOC FEED DAIRY FEED CALF MEAL while dead. ---- -------r---------- Governor Cox predicted acceptance speech would b one that a child could understand, And re- menibering the Governor’s 1910 cam­ paign cry. "He kept us out of war," it might be added that only a child would believe it. —— ---Q- -- ., In 1916 tht. Democratic party was for war in the east, peace in the west; this time it is trying to be wet in the east and dry in the west, But every lime a bunko artist tries his game tile sucker: are a little harder to catch. Notice. To Whom It May Concern: Whereas, the Chinese (Torquatus) Pheasants of and in the County of Tillamook, State of Oregon, are being threatened with extinction from ex­ cessive shooting and otherwise, and Whereas, the State Board of Pish and Game Commissioners of Oregon Is desirous of protecting the Chinese (Torquatus) Pheasants of and in the County of Tillamook, State of Ore­ gon; Therefore, Notice is hereby given by the State Board of Fish and Game Commissioners of Oregon, that the open season for the shooting of Chin­ ese (Torquatus) Pheasants Is hereby closed to shooting of any kind in the said County of Tillamook, State of Oregon, until again opened to shoot­ ing by said State Board of Fish and Game Commissioners of Oregon, as by statute provided And it is and shall be unlawful to hunt for or to shoot Chinese (Tor­ quatus) Pheasants anywhere in the County of Tillamook, State of Ore­ gon, from and afte^ the date of this notice until the said open season is declared by the State Board of Fish and Game Commissioners of Oregon, as by statute provided. Any person or persons found viol­ ating the provisions of this order will be prosecuted as by statute provided. Dated at Portland. Ore., this 9th day of August, A. D. 1920. STATE BOARD OF FISH AND GAME COMMISSIONERS. By E. V. Carter, Chairman of the Boa rd. I. N. Fleischner, Commissioner. Marion Jack, Commissioner, E. C. Simmons, Commissioner. John Gill, Commissioner. F. M. Warren, Commissioner. Chris Schmidt, Commissioner. Chas. Hall, Commissioner. Jas. H. Driscoll, Commissioner. There is some question whether the administration is raising railway rates faster than it is railway wages, but one thing is sure, the public loses the foot race in either case. Governor Cox made a speech at a Democratic picnic from a roped aren- a the other day and his talk sound­ ed a good deal like that of Jess Will­ ard before the battle of Toledo. Kansas City Times: "It has been arranged that President Wilson la to take his pen in hand and do the writ­ ing for the coming campaign while Governer Cox devotes his time to making speeches. It is only fair to warn the Democratic candidate that the writings of Mr. Wilson should be carefully edited He might conclude to write another letter ordering the country to elect a Democratic Con- (resa, as be did in 1918.” I OREGON • I I