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TILLAMOOK
HEADLIGHT, AUGUST 5. 1920.
LODGE MEETINGS.
Coaxing You to Smile
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Tillamook Lodge No. 57
A. F. and A. M.
Wednesday of each month.
Rehersals each Wednesday
following. Visiting broth­
ers welcome.
By order oi W. M.
Leslie Harrison, Sec.
Nickel No Good.
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A little girl walked into a con-
fecionery store at Pendleton, placed
a nickel on the counter and called
for an ice cream ccne.
“Ice cream cones are seven cents,
little girl,” the fiz clerk announced.
"Well, then gimme a soda pop.”
Stated convocation Friday
"Six cents.”
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"Got any root beer?”
R. A. M.
"Yep, six cents, too?"
The little girl sighed disappoint­
I. E. Keldson. Sec.
edly and started out, leaving her
April 30. Visitors welcome
nickel on the counter.
"Here, little girl, you’re leaving
G. A. R.
your nickel,” the clerk called to her.
Cornith Post, No. 35 Dept, of Ore­
"Oh, that’s all right.” the child gon. meets on second and fourth Sat­
shouted back. "It’s no- good to me— urdays of each month, ot 1:30 p. m..
it won't buy anything!”
In the W. O. W. hall. Visitors wel­
come.
Young America.
H. W. Spear, Commander
"1 never smoked when I was your
Samuel Downs, Adjt.
age,” said father. "Will you be able
W. R. C.
to tell that to your son when you
Cortnlth Relief Corps, No. 54 Dept,
grow up?”
of
Oregon, meets on first and third
"Not with such a straight face as
you do, father” replied Willie. "You Friday evenings of each month, at
8 p. m.. in the W. O. W. hall. Visitors
beat me there.”
welcome .
Minnie Johnson, President
High Aspirations.
Elizabeth Conover, Secy.
"You are fond of school, aren't
you, dear?” asked a teacher of a pu­
pil who had just finished her first
week.
Tuesday eve, 8 p. m.
"W’y, Miss Andrews,”,” replied
Rebekak, Wednesday evening
the little tot, ”1 mean to go to all
Camp 2-4, Thursday
the schools they is until I get to the
highest school, and I mean to study
all the histories they is until I study
the highest one. I mean to study the
history of the angles, even.”
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LONG any highway—in town or out —
note the great number of Ajax Road
Kings. You can tell them by their triangled
tread and their sturdy Shoulders of Strength.
We sell the complete Ajax line. Coine in. Let
us show you why Ajax users are so enthusi­
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Tillamook, Oregon.
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Friendship
of a Bank.
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Many foresighted merchants and
manufacturers recognize that the
friendship of an important bank is a
priceless business.
Anti especially a bank whose
officers are “human” men who take
pleasure in other men’s success.
We are in business to help other
businesses, Therein lies our success
ond yours.
BANK YCUR MILK
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Member Federal [Reserve System.
The Voice of Experience
"Charley, dear,” said young Mrs.
Torkins, "do you want me to vote?”
"I’m not going to tell you.”
"Why not?”
"Because if anything goes wrong
with the election you'll say you did
exactly as I told you, and it’s all my
fault.”
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No Poetry There.
"Stone walls do not a prison make
nor iron bars a cage,” said the sym­
pathetic visitor to the convict.
"That’s fine poetry, ma’am,” re-
plied the prisoner, "but just let 'eui
lock you up inside stone walls and
behind bars and see if you can get
out.”
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A money-maker and hard work saver for land dearers and wood-cutting
contractors. One man can move it from cut to cut Simple and reliable,
liundred. in use all over the U. 6. When not la Ute for wood cutting, the 4II. P. motor will
run milts, feed mills, feed cutters, pumps, etc.
Quick deliveries from over
My IFede Uto is nsttlep weed fvrltu them 3 rmtfi
f J. tVlUUms. Burnt. Ore.
a terd.’
* ’ I haw sawed th ressgh five feet selid eat hgt at the rete
N. F. Mien. Laton, cali/
of ent foot a minute.
America must burn more
wood for fuel. One Wade
will do 10 men’s work at
one-tenth the cost. Write
for free Book, “How Dan
ifess cuts 40 cords
a day,” full de­
tails and spec­
ial price«
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specified i
‘EaBU»u.s./|
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Standard Feed Co., Tillamook, Agent
Health Nurse in the School.
GENERAL HARDU1ARE
Ritchen Ranges and
Heating Stoves.
THE BEST STOCK OF HARDWARE IN
THE COUNTY.
See Us for Prices Before Ordering Elsewhere
Going All Around99
says the Good Judge
I find men are taking
to the Real Tobacco
Chew.
The good, rich taste
lasts so much longer
that you find it saves
you money to use
this class of tobacco.
Any man who uses
the Real Tobacco
Chew will tell you
that.
BkdlfiilifaBll
You can’t say that President Wil­
son did really keep us out of war, as
per promise, but that he got us into
debt no one w'ho is inclined to be
reasonable can seriously question.
Senator Harding will conduct a
front porch campaign.
President
Wilson will run one from the back
Give Service
porch of the White House. Col.
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Bryan will probably stay down cel-
your
If you stop to find out what
lar.
wages will be
Enthusiasm for^Governor Cox as a
And how they will clothe and feed
you
presidential candidate has risen con-
Willie, my son,
___ don’t _ you
_ go to Sea, | siderably among the members of the
For the Sea will never'need you.
grand army of federal job holders
If you ask for the reason of every since it has been discovered that as
governor of his state Mr. Cox has
command
And argue with people about you, made a record as a money spender
Willie, my son, don’t you go to the and job creator little if any less for­
ward looking than that of the Wil­
Land,
For the Land will do better with son administration.
out you.
It’s all right for Governor Cox to
If you stop to consider the work you jump around all over the country
have done
i during the campaign, because he will
And to boast what your labor is
j be able to take a long rest after the
worth, dear,
! election, it’s all right for Senator
Angels may come for you, Willie, my
j Harding to stay on his front porch
son.
because after the returns are in he
But you’ll never be wanted on
will be busy getting ready to be
Earth, dear.
present of the United States.
(Kipling.)
Raising the Lusitania.
better business to buy your
New Edison by our Budget Plan
TAROP into our store and find out why.
■L-' The Budget Plan goes away from the old
slipshod methods of buying home entertain­
ment.
It presents a regular, definite plan of buying
which tells you at a glance how much of
your income you can devote to your New
Edison.
It’s better business for you because you
can have the New Edison now.
Ask about the Budget Plan. We want you
to take advantage of it.
'6000 RECORDS IN STOCK TO CHOOSE FROMr
LAMAR’S DRUG STORE,
Tillamook, Oregon.
Governor.Cox says that his Sun­
day morning political caucus with
President Wilson was enlivened by a
humorous anecdote or two told by
his host. Phrobably Mr. Wilson re­
minded Gov. Cox of h«w they put ia5a5Z5a52S25Z5Z5cL5HS2SZS2S2SHS2SH525H5c!SaS25B5H5S5a5a5B5aS2S25B52525ZÄ
over that '“he keeps us out of war”
slogan, which would certainly be en­
ough to make anybody laugh.»
A. J. Morrissey, of Kansas City:
"The unexpectedly large crop of
wheat and corn that are promised—
and with the former crop it is more
than a promise for it is already be­
ing harvested—gives the West an­
other opportunity to prepare for
peace time liquidation. One of these
days the price of products is going
BELL PHONE. MAIN¿3, MUTUAL , PHONE
to come down, and when it does the
man with land priced at $500 an
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the payments on it. Backward crop
conditions in the early part of the
season gave the land boomers a
scare. As a consequence they are
more apt to rein up a little in the
matter of speculation. This year’s
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prosperity will largely be banked a-
gainst future rainy days, instead of
risked in wild-cat deals and promot­
ions of uncertain return. The new
wheat crop is not only larger than
was anticipated, but it is of excep­
tionally good quality. The first car
brought into Kansas City graded No.
1 and brought $2.90 a bushel, very
little of it turning out to be lower
grade than No. 2. It is now believed
that the Kansas crop will turn out
not less than 135,000.000 bushels.”
To many the project of raising the
The progress which a child makes
Lusitania will be distasteful. The tra­
in school depends upon his physical
gedy of her sinking was so poignant
condition as well as his mental. Of­ I
ten defects of eye. ear or throat may that to see her afloat again would re­
be so serious us to retard him in his call too many sad memories. Nor has
studies and to class him as a back­ it been generally regarded as pratic-
able to bring her to the surface from
ward child.
the depth of some 250 feet where she
The solution of this problem of the lies. Some hundreds of other ships
health of school children depends in sunk off the British coasts have been
a large measure upon the work of salvaged, but most of these lay in
jhe school nurse.
shallow water and were of smaller
She supplements the school physi- ■ tonnage.
' clan, assisting him in the physical
Nevertheless, a distinguished Fren­
inspection of school children, carry­ ch engineer, M. Emile Bertin, be­
ing his advice into the homes and ex­ lieves an attempt to raise the Lusit­
plaining to the parents what the ania would have a good chance to
trouble is and how it can be remed­ succeed. His scheme is to construct a
ied. Under the supervision of the floating chamber 3000 yards long
school doctor she carries out routine and 200 yards wide, to be attacked
treatment of minor ailments and at low tide by means of some 800
looks utter those who huve been ex- steel cables, and so manipulated as to
! eluded from school for purposes of raise the hull from the sea bottom as
tieatmeiits, and to insure an immed­ the tide rises. It is not quite plain
iate return when well, so that no how all the details of this scheme
lune may be lost In their studies.
could be carried out, and M. Bertin
b.'ic Inquires into absences in or- admits that success would depend
uei u i aru the nature of the Illness, upon the condition of the bull, and
Io give nursing cure and be able to that if the ship were brought to the
report to the ptoper authorities if surface there would be great trouble
absences are caused by a contagious in beaching her. The cost in any
disease.
case would be enormous.
Perhaps all this will have to be
She is invaluable in teaching chil-
I dren to foiui healthful hab|ts- to dismissed as one of those ingenious
take plenty of exercise in the open problems with which men of science
¡air, to eut slowly and chew thor- sometimes like to play. The work of
I 1 ouglily, to brush the teeth regularly,
/ors at 250 feet under the surface
nigh impossible, and all
to keep the body clean and to get is well
sleep enough
in
well-ventilated kinds of unexpected obstacles would
Having your house wired by
probably be met if the work were un­
rooms.
folks who know their business is
She instructs in health laws; or­ dertakeu. it may be doubted if the
not a thing to be dreaded. It can
ganizes and develops health leagues. money for such a hazardous experi­
be done with far less muss and
| and teaches girls in the higher ment could be raised.
fuss than you put up with in
1 gttides the propel care and feeding
having the house papered or
Governor Cox announced ut Wash­
} of babies and the simple rules of hy­
painted.
ington
that
he
didn't
play
golf
on
giene.
We can wire vour house in two
She watches the heating, ventila­ Sunday but there may be people who
or
three days and leave not a scar
Put up in two styles
tion, lighting and other conditions consider that a more innocent occup­
on your wood-work or plaster.
ation
than
holding
a
Sabbath
morn
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re
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around the school buildings and
There’s no dirt, nor any incon­
ports insanitary conditions to tile ing political conference with the tit­
venience to you and tne cost is
ular head of hie party.
| superintendent of schools.
We will come and tell you ex­
When the schools are closed she
actly what It will cost If you wish.
At
the
close
of
the
fiscal
year
on
uses the summer vucation in doing
SUNSET ELECTRIC COMPANY
Infant welfare work or some other June 30 our gross national debt was ,
Tillamook - • -Oregon.
kind ot community health supervi­ nearly $25.000.000.000. That is a col-1
ossa I sum. Yet it is proportionately I M
sion.
There is a known shortage in the somewhat less than our debt was'
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United States today of several thou- fifty-five years ago, at the close of!
of our facial powder will make your san public health nurses and one of the Civil War. At that time our'
the important phases ot the health debt was nearly two and three-quart­
akin blossom like a summer rose. It promotion program of the American er billions, or $76.98 per capita; and
will give to your complexion ths soft Red Cross is to arouse the interest our total national wealth was a little
ot qualified young women in taking over twenty-throe billions, or $646
rosy glow of youth and health. Our the training necessary to fit them per captia. Now our debt is twenty-
cold cream Is another lnfallibls aid for this vital and absording calling. five billions, or $238 per captia. and
lour wealth is $267.000.000.000 or
to baauty. Try them both If you
Mr. Villa le up to his old tricks of $2,543 per captia. Therefore in 1865
dyaiamiting train». Which indicate» our debt was 11.1 per cent of our
would better your appearance.
that Mr. Villa la of that »mall num­ wealth, and In 1920 It 1« only 9.3
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ber that believe« the democrats have , per cent. Contrast this with condi-
a chaace to elect another disciple of ' tion of France, whose debt is about
Ortfu •'watchful waiting.”
i fifty per cent of her wealth!
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100 pointe throughout
the United Statue.
Tillamook Lodge No. 1260
L. O. 0. M. Meets every Fri-
day at K. of P. Hail.
S. A. Brodhead, Sec.
Dr. E. L. Glaisyer,
VETERINARIAN,
County Dairy Herd Inspector
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SALE or EXCHANGE f
for Dry Stock
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YAGER & BRADY
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
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QUALITY
Red Crown gasoline
has a continuous chain
of boiling points. It is
an all'rehnery gasoline.
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