TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JULY 22,
ble and unreasonable womeQ agita­ Coaxing You to Smile
tors who attempt to coerce the re­
publican party to force ratifleation
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Mr. Bryan says his “heart is in of the suffrage amendment by those
An heiress is always suspicious of
the.grave, and it will require time republican states which have not a man who declares he can't live
for it to come back to him.” ln our yet acted, In the light of the fact without her.
view Bryan cannot consistently sup­ the attacks of these women on the
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port the deuioctatic ticket. In view republican party are unwarranted
“You’ve made a mistake in your
of what he has said of the candidate and unjust, and their theats will in- paper," said an indignant man, en­
in the past. Here is one of his utter-» timidate no one.
tering the editorial sanctum of a
i he facts speak for themselves, «porting journal. “I was one of the
i...ces: “The candidacy of Governor
Cox is an insult to the 15.000,000 rhe amendment has been ratified by competitors at an athletic match yes­
women voters of this country." twenty-nin» republican and six dem­ terday and you have called me the
Bryan has fought Oox eternally be­ ocratic states, ar.u only two republi- I well-known lightweight champion
cause of his anti-prohibition atti- can «cates—Vermont and Connect!-; “Now. I'm nothing ot the kind, and
tt.de. The consistent thing for him cul have not acted. Six democratic it’s confoundedly awkward, because
to do is to vote the prohibition tick­ states refused to ratify. In view of I’m a coal merchant.”
et, and if there should be none, then these facts, the woman's party has no
Harding, according to history, is the right to accuse the republican party)
Getting Down to Facts.
nearest temperance.—Telephone Re­ of hositility to the suffrage cause be­
"How many people work
cause its leaders refuse to coerce the i n Father:
gister.
your office?"
states which adhere to their party,
Son (Government employee):
Cement roads built by the State .and Mr. Harding does right in de­ about
half!”
Highway Commission *n California clining to be intimidated by means
are going to pieces lapidly. They w hich proved effective with President
The Difference
were not heavy enough to stand the Wilson. It should turn its attention
"What’s this near beer, that they
strain of modern traffic. Coating to the democratic states, if one of
them with thin /oats wore through them should choose to become the sell now. like?"
Well, it’s just like having your
quickly and the cement disintegrated immortal thlfty-sixth ratifying state,
under the strain of traffic and weath­ ti is welcome to the honor. The score girl throw you a kiss. The sentiment
er. Coating with a 2-inch thickness would still be twenty-nine republi­ is all right, but yon don’t get any
real thrill."
of asphaltic pavement was tried, but can to seven democratic states.
Suspicious.
tne traffic squeezed the paving coat
i he pretense of the woman’s par­
As widow Watts bent industrious-
n;t. ruts and bumps. The subject is ty that it .-peaks for 17,000,000 wo­
receiving attention from the news­ men is absurd. The antics of its little ly over her wash tub she was treated
papers. and the taxpayers as well as Knot of cantankerous busybodies will to polite conversation by a male
the motor and truck owners are stir­ win more votes for the party which freind. who presently turned the
red up. California built lighter roads they denounce than it will alienate. conversation to matrimony, flnalíy
than did Oregon. The foresight of If Miss Alice Paul and her freinds winding up with a propoacl of mar­
our Oregon highway commission in should attempt blackmailing tactics riage.
building a better quality of pave- on Hat ding, he should show them
' Are ye sure ye love me?” sighed
ment is belng vindicated.—Oregon the uoor.—Oregonian.
the buxom widow, as she paused ln
her wringing.
Voter.
The man vowed he did. For a few
Samuel Gompers and the Republicans
Characteristic stiong-arm methods
minutes there was silence, as the
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of some democrats were in •evidence
Samuel Gompeis, Democratic poli­ widow continued her work. Then
even at the party s convention, tician as well as famous labor leader, suddenly she raised her head and
where only friends axe supposed to urges the union men who are suppos­ asked: “What’s th’ matter, have y*
be met. Permanent chairman Rob­ ed to look to him for advice to op­ lost yer job?"
inson, who at other times wears as a pose the Republican party.
symbol of his dignity the toga of a
This was the advice, too, of Mr.
No Joy for Boy.
United States senator, wanted fifty Gompers four years ago. Many of his
Some time since a business man ad­
tickets to the convention. He made followers adopted it, and thus help­ vertised for an office boy, and it was­
his demands known and was request­ ed make it possible for the ensuing n't long before an ambitious young­
ed sign a receipt for the card-boards, administration of government to be ster of the red-headed type was ap-
this he refused to do, slapped the the worst in the history of the coun­ pying for the place. Immediately the
ticket man in the face, punched him try. There are few voters who turn­ examination began.
in the chest, and made off with the ed aside from usual political affiliat­
"Say, mister,” Anally remarked the
tickets, Attorney General Palmer ions in 1916 to act with Mr. Gomp- boy after several minutes of close
entered the room while the ntelee ers at the ballot box who do not re­ questioning, "what kind of a boy do
was in progress, and promptly dis- gret their course.
you want, anyhow?”
charged the guardian of the tickets
So his counsel this year will have
“1 want a nice quiet boy,” answer­
for pe emitting himself to be assauK much less influence as a factor in ed the man, “who dosen’t smoke, use
ed by the senator.—Observer.
politics than it became in the laut bad lanuage, whistle around the of­
presidential campaign.
fice, play tricks, get into mischief—”
We have discovered why it costs
This much for Mr. Gompers its a
"You don’t want a boy, miBter,”
so much to provide school children dependable adviser in politics, ile- broke in the youngster, starting for
ago arithmetics. Only a few years gardiitg the Montreal convention’s the door. “What you want is a girl.”
ago the aritherntics had problems in charges against the Republican par­
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which potatoes were rigured at as ty, it can be said that they are the
Maid's Art Knowledge
low as 50 cents the bushel, flour at things Mr. Gompers has been saying
The famous Lady R. A. was ser­
$2 the 100-pound sack, beefsteak at on the same subject for a great many iously ill nerve trouble, the doctor
10 cents the pound and other foods years, He has not in the past been said, and advised a nurse. But the
at like obsolete prices. Of course It quite so successful in getting his old servant who had been in the fam­
was necessary to keep arithmetics up views before the American Federat- ily for years, insisted on taking on
to date and, no doubt, it has been I ion of Labor, but that American or- the duties.
necessary to frequently discard old gvnization wus, of course, every
¿he bored the doctor by enlarging
uooks because of the fact that prices swayed by his influences.
on the circumstances responsible for
have changed so often during the
But the American working men the attack. When the doctor could
past few years, which would, quite and v.omen are not prone in these got a word in, he asked:
naturally, add to the ordinary ex­ days to permit even their union
“Has your mistress exhibited any
pense for school books. We trust leaders to do their thinking for signs of hysteria lately?"
that prices will s<
assume a staple them. This year they probably feel
“Oil, no, sir!” was the unexpected
basis so that we can use our arith­ less inclined to that course thun ever I reply. “She’s never done any of them.
metics several seasons, thereby re­ before. They know that their own They was all water colors, all of ’em,
lieving the man of family of'much personal welfare can be best served and real beauties, too!”
expense in keeping books up to date. by successful administration of the
affairs of government. They know
—Sentinel.
that Demvcratic handling of business
He’ll Show ’Em
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A Giusgow minister on visiting
There is sound logic in the posi­ at Washington has not been success­
tion of the Republican state commit­ ful, nor even practical. It has not one of his “poor” parishioners, a
tee announced at its meeting last attempted to do justice to the people. munition worker, was startled to
week that carrying a state for Hard­ The working element of the populat­ find she had invested in a new piano
ing and Stanfield are of equal im­ ion can have little confidence ln me­ which had cost her 40 pounds.
While contemplating the new pur­
portance. Electing a president with diocre political leaders.
chase the woman Informed the min­
the purpose of making certain pol-
ister that It was bought "to go ono
A Tie That Will Bind
icies effective and at the same time
bettor than her neighbor over the
electing a senator committed to vote
Is the League ot Nations dead? stair, who had paid only 39 pounds
against those policies is folly pure
and simple, and because Senator The Daily Express of London has for hers.
"But," remonstrated the clergy­
Chamberlain was right on national said so. America having failed to
to man, "can any of your household
questions when party lines were sub­ underwrite the Wilson contract
nations of i play the piano?”
ordinated to winning the war does prevent all the remotest
"Oh, no”, replied the woman cheer­
not lessen the fact that he is a Dem­ the earth from fighting each other
ocrat and will vote with his party on over boundary lines, or what not. fully, "but there’s a young fellow
all important questions. The quest­ Great Britian declines, The job Is coming in tonight to show us bow it
ion, then, is purely one of consist­ too big for her. Without America, goes,"
ency. If we are to elect Mr. Hard­ says the Express, what is the League
What Laundreii Thought
ing It is because we believe he stands of Nations? Either a pious aspirat­
A young fellow who was the crack
for principles and policies which will ion or an unlimited charge upon the
accomplish what the party in power British Empire. And having thus sprinter of his town—somewhere in
has failed to accomplish and which anwered its own question, the Lond­ the South—was unfortunate enough
to have a very dilatory laundress.
will bring relief from the mistakes on paper continues
"Under the crux of all the League,
One evening, when he wus out for
and worse of that party. Mr. Cham­
berlain is a Democrat. He has voted Clause 10, it comes to this: that the a practice run in his rather airy and
with his party on party questions coffers and forces of the British Em­ abbreviated track costume, he chanc-
and will continue to do so unless he pire must be engaged to the hilt to ed to dash past the house of that
Is sailing under fuse colors. Then maintain a consituitional form of dusky lady, who at the time was a
why elect Harding to accomplish government in Liberia or to secure ! couple of weeks in arrears with hiB
certain things we all know are need­ some nascent kingdom of Vanitariu washing.
He had scarcely reached home n-
ed and at the same time elect an­ from the aggression Ruritanla.”
Exactly. That is the way we look­ gain when the bell rung furloualy
other man who will add to the dlffi
ed
at
it,
and
the
more
we
looked
the
and an excited voice was wafted itt
culty of Harding doing as we wish?
more we didn’t like it.
from the porch:
—Independent.
But In the Express’s view of the
"Foh de Lawd's sake, won't jou
Anglo-American guarantee of French I all tell Marne Bob please not to KO
An Eight Hour Man
integrity there Is room for reconsid­ out no moli till 1 kin git his
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eration. According to the Express,
"My young friend, do you want to Americas failure to accept that en­ round to him?”
know what is the matter with you?” gagement kills it for Great Britlan
asks Deacon Walker. "Well, I will also. We can hardly think so. Great
Seem» Scarcely Credible
tell you. You are an elght-hour-a- Britian’» very direct material inter-
The minister was giving a str«' ;ht
day man. You imagine that the c»t»-are so intimately allied with the talk to one of the boys ot his ac­
greatest wrong that can come to a security of France front another Ger­ quaintance.
person is to have to work over eight man assault that there is no necess­
"My boy,” he raid kindly. “5 w®
hours a day on any job. On the ity for another British guarantee in will have to uiuke a way tor youiolf
eight hour plan you waste half of that quarter than the law »f self in the world. Do you know what the
that time watching the clock and preservation. It took Great Britian meaning of energy and enterprise '*
wondering if It isn't quitting time. some thinking to convince her that
"No ,sir,’ replied tin boy’, “I do
You can’t mention a great man in the German assault on France was ab believe 1 da.”
the world who reached his goal on much as an assault on Brittan her­
"Well, I’ll tell you. One of . h»
etght hours a day. Old Bill Bhiftless self as if directly aimed at her. Had richest men in the w-orld came to
is one of your noted eight hour men. the Germans not committed the char- this city without a shirt to his b; ck
book around our town. How many actertistic Teutonic stupidly of In­ and now he has millions. ’
of the successful men do you count i vading Belgium, it 1» possible that
The youth was clearly impress« 1.
who got there by working only eight England would have sat passively by
"Millions?” ho repeated in wo,.d
hours a day? Not
I— many.
------- The only until France was overrun to the ermeut. "Why, how many doe« liO
place where the eight-hour a day i Qhannel and the Channel ports left wear at a time?
plan should apply to you is your I for years to come in German hands.
home
mother and your wife About that time, England probably I
home. Your
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Queen’
could stand a little of that kind of would have awakened to the fact
Queen Mary sent a beautiful bou­
medicine. But that doesn’t seem to that her frontier, as against raven quet that had been presented to hat
worry you. The fellows who stand ous German greed to
i conquest, wa> to a soldiers' hosiptal. To show their
around and howl for eight hours a coincident with the i eastern frontiei appreciation the inmates conn ila-
day are not the men who are making
■ioned one of their number to st mid
I home run» in the present game. Ten of Franc».
But that lesson, we take it, ha* at the hospital gate the following
I or 12 or even 15 hours a day won’t
been learned once and for all In morning, holding the gift, whe.< the
kill you. On the other hand it would Britian, and, treaty or no treaty. Queen passed. He did so— with rath­
improve your credit and your gen­ Britlan will never alt by and see er unexpected results.
eral standing a whole lot. Forget the France made an outpost for German
Quebn Mary, seated In her car,
clock and possibly the headlight, of assault upon England herself. No, saw the soldier standing there, bou­
success will show up ahead of you.” . the Anglo-American French guaran­ quet in hand, and assuming that he
Gazette Times.
tee treaty may never become a doc­ wished to present It to her, she rea­
umentary fact. But the Anglo-French ched out and took it. After she hud
Rebuke of Unreasonable Women. entente along the same lines will re­ thanked him her car passed on
The soldier stood quite dumb­
main, as It 1» now—a lasting tie that
■
ô , -y r
Senator
Harding’»
statement bind France and Britlan In hook» of founded—thwu recovering hie speech
should put to alienee those inoorrigl- st eel.- Harvey’s Weekly.
he said:
Well, she’s pinched ’em.
What the Editors Say
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lice is hereby given, that the half of the northwest quarter of sec­
signed has filed bis final ac-1 tion thirty four, all in township two
as administrated of the Estate South of range nine West, aud con­
lliam H. Perry, deceased, ln the taining 206 acres.
o y Court of Tillamook County,
If you fail to appear and sh->w
r n, and that said Court has ap- such cause, said order will be duly
> id Monday, August 2nd, 1920, made and entered.
(. e Court House in Tillamook
This citation is made by authority
Oregon, at the hour of 10 o’- of the Hon. A. M. Hare, the Judge of
a. m. as the time and place for the above entitled Court in accord­
objections to said account, ance of an order duly made and ¡en­
settlement thereof.
tered on the 25th day of June, 1920.
this July 1st, 1920.
Witness my hand and the seal of
John William Jennings,
the said Court on this 28th day of
Administrator June. 1920.
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(Seal)
Homer Maron,
CitatioB.
Clerk of the County Court of the
the County Court of the Stale State of Oregon, for Tillamook coun­
on for Tillamook County,
ty
By H. S. Brimhall, Daputy.
he Matter of the Estate of B.
, deceased.
Anna Abplanalft, Magdalena
Freida Seiler, Alixes Cleon, Administrator » Notice to Creditors.
Icon and Lena Margrifie Cle­
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at law of B. Irndorf, ~be-
Notice is hereby given that the
nd E. J. Gienger, Admlnis- undersigned, D. A. Browne, by an
{the Estate of Alice Kath- order of the County Court far
for Tilla
Tilla- ­
mer, Deoeaaed and E. J. mook County, Oregon, has bden duly
dmlnistrator of the Estate appointed executor of the estate of
te Eicon, Deceased, greet- Thomas P. Browne, deceased. Notice
te further given that all persons hav­
each of you ar» hereby ing claims against the said estate
lfed to appear ln the must present the same, duly verified,
ed Court’and cause on with proper vouches, xto the under­
of Augna*, IMO. at 1* sighed or to his attorney, 8. 8. John­
date, to show cause, it son, at Tillamook, Oregon, on or be­
why and order should fore six ninths from this date.
entered herein, auth-
D. A. Browne,
pow»rlng*f- Ablanalp,
Administrator of the Estate of
to sell at private sale,
Thomas P. Browne, deceased.
highest bidder, in the
July «, 1*20.
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