TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT
Chautauqua Present. Bess Gearhart Morrison
Company, Featuring Old Melodie.
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. . J"",“s1‘cal I)ro»rams that will thoroughly delight and please everyone
In the big < hautauqua tent are scheduled for the third day In the coming
of the Morrison Girls. This company has been coached by Bess Gearhart
Morrison and every detail of the two programs arranged by this talented wom
an who so won the hearts of Chautauqua audiences last year. She is sending
them out under her name and that Is sufficient Indorsement to assure everyone
of the elass of their concerts.
The Morrison Girls will present two programs of infinite variety Including
costumed songs and sketches, vocal and instrumental solos, orchestral selec
tions, readings and choruses. The charming old songs ef the days of long ago
■will be a prominent feature of their two concerts.
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GOT WRONG MAN THAT TIME
Tom Honan, former attorney gen
eral of Indiana, was talking of bis col
lege days at Indiana university. He
recalled, with a iaugji. how the seniors
used to “smoke out" the fresbmua In
the good old days.
•The big Idea was," said Mr. Ho
nan. 'Tor five or «lx. or perhaps a
dozen seniors, to congregate in the
rootn of a freshman and smoke pipes
until the smoke made him sick.
Usually the fellow selected for the
"smoking out’ process was one of these
mollycoddle ^mngsters who had not
long been divorced from his mother’s
apron strings.
“One time we selected a long, lean
Kentucky boy. One by one we dropped
In, lighted our pipes and began the
game. Kentucky fired up his pipe, I
too, and the evening wore on. The
smoke grew heavier with each pas»
Ing half-hour. Not a window was up.
not a door open. Along about eleven
o’clock two or three seniors disap
peared. They had been shipwrecked
Finally the tobacco began running
out. much to the pleasure of several
of us. But Kentuck smoked on.
"At last one of us remarked to Ken
tuck that we’d hnve to go, as our to
bacco had run out.
“ ‘No, don't go.’ Kentuck Insisted.
Tve got a lot more tobacco. Lawdy.
I couldn’t think o’ cornin' 'way up
nawth heah without some good to
bacco.’
“Kentuck opened his trunk. One
end of it was jammed with old Ken
tucky long green tobacco. We tore out
We had picked on the wrong bird.”—
Indianapolis News.
SERKESS FOUND HIS MOTHER
Pathetic Cases Such as This One Re
ported Have Long Been Com
mon In Armenia.
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Dr. E. L. daisy er,
VETERINARIAN,
KILLED THE FEUD SPIRIT
Colleg. Seniors Made Decided Mistake
When They Tried to “Smoko
Out” Young Kentuckian.
Bright and early one morning a
band of Arabs drove up to the Near
East Relief orphanage at Kars, Ar
menia, bringing with them a forlorn
little chap about five years old.
“We want you to take this boy.”
said the leader of the band to an offi
cial of the orphanage.
“He has no
father, nor mother.”
“What Is his name?” the leader of
the band was asked.
“Hq* Is called Serkess," shouted
back the leader of the Arabs as they
galloped away.
In this way little Serkess became
a member of our family. He was an
Intelligent little chap but seemed un
able to remember anything about his
home or his parents.
A few days later one of the native
women helpers at the orphnnnge was
going through the playground »»hen
she suddenly stopped, turned pale and
stared unbelievingly at one of the lit
tle chaps who »vas playing there
“Serkess!” she cried, and running to
the youngster gathered him Into her
arms. Serkess was her son who hod
been taken from her two years before
by the Turks.
“Burns of the Mountains** Educated the Feud Out
of the Hearts of Kentucky Mountaineers
This place contains 150 acres of line
land, good house and barn. Place is
well improved.
The stock consists of 21 first class
dairy cows, team, two wagons and har
ness, 5 hogs. Lease runs for 5 V vears.
Ail kinds of machinery
__ '„1__ _ ffo with the
place. Place is nicelv located on main
highway. .
Come in and see me at once, as this
proposition will sure go soon.
It Is seldom that we read now of feud killings in the mountains of Ken
tucky, and the mar. who did more to kill the feud spirit than any other single
person is coming to Chautauqua on the second night to speak on the '‘Remak
ing of the Kentucky Mountaineers.”
Ue Is President Janies A. Burns of
Oneida Institute, more familiarly kuo»vn as "Burns of the Mountains.” Ar.
upstanding American of purest Anglo-Saxon lineage, he was bom In the Ken
tucky Mountains and was drawn into the feuds. His amazing story has beer;
printed In some of our leading magazines and told in story by such famous
writers as Emerson Hough.
His story of the Kentucky mountaineers and
their efforts to overcome the hundlcap of environment is one of the most
thrilling told from any platform.
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NEW YORK CONCERT TRIO
Three Brilliant Artist Musicians Coming to
Chautauqua on the Second Day
Dr. Ng Poon Chew
Chinese Statesman and Journalist Co
on Third Night of Chautauqua
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Recently when Professor Williams
visited the vice regent of South Mo
rocco, the latter quoted from a char
ter given by the sultan of Morocco
In 1026. The visitor expressed sur-
prise that this ancient parchment stlll
The New York Concert Trio, which comes to Chautauqua on the second
remained In the vault, and the vice day, occupies a conspicuous place In the splendid I'st of musical attractions
regent exclaimed: “Why not? We for the week. Every one of the three members of the company is an artist
i hnve never moved I” This Incident
who has won recognition in their particular fields of musical endeavor.
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Is said not to be at all remarkable.
May Elizabeth Rees, violinist, has achieved concert successes both In this
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Wherever one goes in the Turkish country and abroad. She returned to Europe last yintr again to play for our
empire, he is likely to he confronted boys in France and Relglum. She Is unquestionably one of the best artists
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with the evidence of age by the trndf- ever presented to western Chautauqua audiences. Ruth Beverly Cumming
tlons handed down from generation soprano, possesses a voice of pure gold. She is considered by eastern critics
to generation. It Is no more strange as having one of the most promising voices among the sopranos of the younger
for n Turk to spenk of happenings generation. Lowell Button, pianist, is a brilliant soloist and accompanist.
In his family of centuries ago than
It Is for an old man in this country 4»:
to recall with pride the exploits of
I his father or grandfather.
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Things That Count.
It Is not so much what we say but
what we do that wins men to better
things; not what we preach but how
we act that saves souls and puts the
red lifeblood Into an anaemic world
After all, the world Is quickest touched
not by the great building but by the
great heart; not by the cold word on
printed page but by the warm word
as It comes from living lips; not so
much by the house of mercy as by
the merciful hand laid on the fevered
brow; not so much by the house that
shelters the wanderer ns the beautiful
face which enshrines motherhood st
whose knees lonely children gather.
Grit
“Man of a Thousand Laughs’* Scheduled for Chautauqua
on the Fifth Day in Two Programs
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All Right
The fourth grade teacher
teaching the children the meaning of
several new words, among them being
the word "naturalist." She had
spoken of John Burroughs and several
of our best known nature lovers and
then decided to fest the children to
see whether they thoroughly under
stood the word. She turned to little
Newell.
Use the ward ’naturalist’ tn
a sentence.” she told him.
For a minute the little fellow was
perplexed and then came a bright
thought which brought relief to his
face. He said: "That was the natur
alfst picture we have of my grand
father.”
Evenly Matched.
Arc the» «ell matched?”
“Well • lie's his second wife but
he’s her •iMimd husband, so neither
has an» nlklng advantage over thp
other
Announcement.
hereby announce myself an in-
dependent candidate for the office of
District Attorney for Tillamook
Ccouty.
Probably no member of the Chinese race In America is more highly re
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»poeted and admired than s’ g Poon Chew, the journalist, humorist and states-
man. who comes to Chautauqua on the third night
.
The Los Angeles Times of recent date says: “A more brilliant speaker has
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not addressed a Los Angeles audience in many moons than the Chinese states
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man, scholar and editor—Ng Poon Chew.
With hfa wit and wisdom, bls
eloquence and logic he won round after round of hearty applause and pro ( Numbers 1 54 Inclusive; dated July
voked peals of laughter from the audience which filled the big auditorium. 1st, 1214. will be paid on presenta
Dr. Chew Is managing editor of America's first Chinese dally.
tion. Interest ceases July 1st. 1220.
B. C. Lamb. City Tr.
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5ongs of Long' Ago
A good laugh Is a tonic that everyone need«. It drives away the work-r
day cares anil worries. Attend Chautauqua on the fifth day and you get lib
era! doses of this “easy-to-take medicine." J. Walter Wilson Is coining, nt
entertainer with a thousand laughs wrapped up In his two programs. He I
a splendid Impersonator and a musician of unusual ability. He sings well
plays the flute, saxophone and most every kind of musical device you cat
Imagine.
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