TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JULY 8. 1920 SATISFIED WITH TWO MEALS | A FEW BARGAINS [ IN I I | S USED CARS ! I COME IN AND LOOK ■THEM OVER. | § CHAS. F. PANKOW, ¡Star Garage,'.Tillamook, I Oregon. | a5aSaSZ5asaS25a52Sa52Sasa5a5HSZSHSa525?SE5a5BSH5HSESH5Z52SB5HSH52SH5BSdh "Practical Politics” was but one of many subjects the late Colonel Roose­ velt had made his own. His many- sided common sense approached noth­ ing without going straight to the prac­ tical heart of it. in his Inimitable letters to his childreu the chapter, “A President as Cook," gives an example of this, remarks the New York Eve­ ning Post. The letter is from “Pine- Knot," the Isolated little Virginia re­ treat where from time to time dur Ing their last years in the White House, and when In need of complete rest Mr. nod Mrs, Roosevelt repaired, taking uo servants with them. After descriptions of several meals of chick­ en fried by the president with appe­ tizing mention of beefsteak and com bread, bacon and eggs, also cooked by him—all Interspersed with animadver­ sions upon the Russo-Japanese war and the peace he was endeavoring to bring about—comes this: “As we fouud that cleaning dishes took up nn awful time, we only took two meals a day, which was all we wanted." How the housewife’s heart, specially in these wlthout-a-cook-times. warms to that sentence! How true ft Is that “cleaning dishes" takes up “an awful time." and how practical the two- tneals-a-day cure I Few families would Indorse the cure, of course— it might be worse than impractical to establish It. And also, of course, the whole thing would be heresy from housewives themselves. But they relish the comfort of such distinguish­ ed sympathy. GOAT ALWAYS GOOD FIGHTER •'Billy"’ Seldom Looks for a Scrap, but He Is Equal to It When Forced on Him. “As a Matter of Fact” says the Good Judge “Mr. A, B. Fenwick related to me , the particulars of a battle of two In- . dlaus, fifteen dogs and two horses with a billy goat that had wandered out upon Joseph’s prairie, where Cranbrook, B, C., now stands,” says Dr. William T. Hornaday in his arti­ cle on "The Rocky Mountain Goat at Home." In Boys’ Life. “The Indians i thought that with their horses and dogs (but no guns) they could capture the goat alive. The goat thought oth­ erwise. A little later a squaw saw that they were having a bad tnixup and ran out to the Indians with a rille. One of them shot the goat. All but two of the dogs were killed on the , spot, or died very shortly. It was with the greatest difficulty that the Indians saved their horses from getting punc­ tured by those terrible little horns. “It is on record that a full-grown grizzly bear was killed by a full grown billy goat while the bear was killing him. The dead bodies of the two were found only a few yards apart. “So you see. nithough the goat is de­ liberate In thought and In action, and wise In self-preservation, when the time comes to fight he is right on the Job.” It will actually cost you less to use the Real To­ bacco Chew. Any man who uses the Real Tobacco Chew will tell you that. The full, rich taste lasts longer — and a small chew gives more genuine satisfaction. Put up in two styles RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco JÍ^X^'art-^ú^nXp'rhpariy.llOT Broa'dvyay, New York Oi.ty Resigned to Fate. TRUCKS for SALE | I * I 1 3-ton Selden, Continental Motor, new, S | cost $4,100, $2,750. In the early days of the war a grout of optimistic young men assembled al the officers’ training camp at Fort Myer, Va„ with all the necessary ap­ purtenances of oflfleers, from spurs to an extra pair of field glasses. Later on. as It became necessary for the authori­ ties to hand out little pink slips and one-way tickets home, it grew Into a custom for the departing candidates to auction off his equipment. One Saturday morning Captain Blank said sharply to Candidate Jones of Company X: "Mr. Jones, drill the company.” Mr. Jones stepped forth. Taking his place before the company, he was sud­ denly stricken dumb. “Well?” demanded the captain with a strongly rising Inflection. Jones gulped. “Wh-wh-what am I offered for my truck locker?” lie stam­ mered.—Home Sector. A Wager Lost on Coolidge. 1 lj-ton Selden, Continental Motor, front s ■ tires pneumatic, never been used, Male Quartet $2,150. Opens Chautauqua a WALTER Two Cail Programs on the First NELSON, Day of Genuine Music and Real Entertainment I Mutual Phone, or one mlie north of town. § gj - ■ ■ ■ 11 I “Shore Acres” ALICE LAKE Roowvelt Family, Whit« on Vacation, Decided There Should Be No Un> necessary Dish Washing. At a reunion a "95 man met a class­ mate on the campus. The latter wore a broad grin. “What's the joke?” “7 made a wager that I could gel Cai Coolidge into a five-minute con- i versation. I Just tried It Here’s the I conversation: “ *Cal. I understand they're going to knock the tar out of you this election.’ “ ‘Maybe.’ “'I hear that a spellbinder Is up against yon.’ “ ‘Yes.’ "‘Perhaps that will help yon; you i may shine by contrast' “ ‘Perhaps so.' “I was stuck for anything more to say. I'm now going to pay the wager." —George MacAdam In World's Work. FEATURING AT THE GEM THEATRE, FRIDAY-SATURDAY, JULY 9-10 A Feature You Dont Want to Miss. THUNDER'N LIGHTENING Look Who’s Here-TOM MIX “THE CYCLONE” IN GEM THEATRE, Tuesday, July 13. ADULTS 25c. ” YOU’LL HAVE TO COME EARLY. man who knows China and America; the home of Mr. and Mrs. Geo. in Cloverdale tlie first of the week. The meeting night of the I.O.O.F. invaluable to every thinking Ameri­ Knight, for a few days. ----'■—o------- Mr. and Mrs. E. Smith accompanied Lodge has been changed from Satur­ can. Tuesday, Band Day. A splendid by Mr. and Mrs. D. C. Peregoy, niot- day to Monday night. Chautauqua Saturday. band of real Americans, not foreig­ j ored to Seaside last Sunday, return- ------ o------- Got your ticket ? ners, who sing as well as play. An ; ing Tuesday. United Brethern In Christ, Tillamook’s finest Chautauqua 'organization unique and capable giv- I Mr. L. McCarty made a business ------ o------ opens Saturday afternoon at 2:30 I Ing two great programs and with the ' trip to Portland last Tuesday. Preaching 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. with the strongest male quartet ever band the inimitable Corwine, poly- Mr. H. J. Hickerson and daughter, Morning subject: “A Cup of Cold presented by the E-W circuit. As an ■ phonic imitator, funster and enter­ I returned Saturday, after visiting a Water.” Eveing subject: “The 91st opening number it sets a high stand­ tainer. There is only one Corwine— few weeks in eastern Oregon. Psalm”. ard for the whole week and with nature did not repeat. The man w'ith Mr. and Mrs. O. E. Effenberger, Sunday school 10 a. m. Evelyn Bargelt, the famous Chicago three throats who imitates all sounds of Mohawk, returned home Tuesday, Prayer meeting Wednesday 8 p. m. Art Institute reader and artist, fur­ naturally and realistically. after spending a few days here with We give you a kindly invitation nishes one of the most pleasing days Wednesday, Fifth day—The great relatives. to attend our services. in our Chautauqua history. Satur­ Dramatic day. J. Walter Wilson Co., Mr. and Mrs. Hugo Effenberger, of E. F. Wriggle, pastor. day is not just an opening day. It interpreter, impersonator, Pauline West Timber, are visiting relatives is one of the big days of the whole , Lucile Mayo, head of the Mayo i here. Resolution of Condolence. course. A large crowd of Nehalem people ------ o. School of Expression, monologlst, Sunday, second day—the New York reader of plays, in "Pollyanna," the j attended the celebration at Rocka- Whereas: The Supreme Ruler has Artists Trio.—every one a real artist. “Glad Girl”. Capt. T, Dinsmore ' way Monday. called our beloved brother Frank Ruth Beverly Cumming, operatic so­ Upton, of national fame as the sup­ Oliver from our midst, Cloverdale News. prano: May Elizabeth Rees, violinist, erintendent of America’s greatest Be it resolved, that the order and known thruout the Chautauqua ' system of Municipal Recreation Morning Star Rebekah Lodge, No 52, world and overseas in three great Grounds, government advisor and j Everybod” getting busy in the hay has lost a talanted brother. armies: Lowell Pattan, pianist and superintedent of soldiers recreation I field. Be it further resolved, that our pipeorganist of Portland, Salt Lake and physical training. A real man I Work on the new high school charter be draped for a period of city and New York, one of the pipe and one of America's real orators 'building is moving along rapidly, i thirty duys, a copy of these resolu­ organists at the San Francisco Ex­ with a real message. | and will be ready for occupancy in tions be sent to the wife of the de­ position. A wonderful program of 6th Day. The Royal Philpplno ( time for the fall term of school. ceased, one to the county papers and music both afternoon and evening. Sexette. Thirteen years in all parts We visited Pacific City Sunday and a copy be spread upon the minutes Then Sam. Grathwcll, the peptlmist, of the world without change of per- ■ found that little town a busy place. of this lodge. rapid-fire, straight-hitting, fearless sonelle; famous in vaudeville, Chau­ We were informed that there were Submitted in F. L. and T. lecturer in “Getting By your Hoo­ tauqua, hotels, and roof gardens. A i two Committee on Resolutions. thousand campers on the doo.” Sam didt it. Let him tell you wonderful orchestra In the world’s | grounds. how. In the evening that itrange best and its newest music. Not Haw­ The National celebration held here Presbyterian Church. strong striking character, "Burns of aiian«. Infinitely superior. The final was pronounced a success. Various the Mountains,” who single-handed great program by the Philippinos out side points were represented. Sunday school at 10 a. m. faced the feudists and stopped feud­ will be remembered for years. They What might have been a serious Moring worship at 11 a .m. ing, barehanded built a monumental prelude for Kate Upson Clarke’s accident occurcd at the Frank Nel- Subject, “Sunday: Holiday or Holy school, and operi-haned gave twenty “Mother of the Future” in the after­ : son place when Frank Redburg col­ day, Which?” years income to finance it. A gripp­ noon and give an hour and a half lided with another car, whom we Chautauqua In the evening and ing thrilling story of one of Amer­ program at night. have been unable to learn who was afternoon. ica’s great men. Season tickets, $2.50 and war tax, driving it. Frank’s car was badly There will be no preaching service Monday—The Morrison Girls in 32.75 in all. Same as last year. A- damaged. The other party promptly in the Presbyterian church after costume songs and readings of the verage 22c each program. Get your i handed over one hundred dollars and next Sunday morning until the frat old south, and in the evening Dr. Ng tickets today. High school 31.65. ■ went on his way. It is to be regret­ Sunday in August. Mr. McRea is to Poon Chew, the father of Chinese Child 31.10. ted that there are so many careless be the preacher for the community Journalism in America, philosopher, I drivers. church at Rockaway for the last two tatesman, financier and humorist. A A. Arstil and wife, formerly of this Sundays tn July. Nehalem Notes. - . • brilliant, witty, international lectur­ place, but now residents of Dallas, Everybody always welcome. er, authoritative, commanding, the Mrs. Bernice Batzner is visiting at were shaking hands with old friends A. McRea, minister. . I | PHILIPPINO ORCHESTRA COMING Six Native Musicians From the Philippines, a Feature Musical Attraction at Chautauqua Gloomy Outlook. “When Mrs. Crablelgh died she told Mr. Crableigh she would meet him In another world.” “Did Mr. Crablelgh act as if tie thought she would keep her promiseT' “I Judge so. The neighbors said be looked greatly depressed."—Binning barn Age-Herald. Languages of Belgium. Four young men who not only sing well, but who know the art of stag. Presentation and ‘ put over” their programs with »nap and vim. make up the William» Male Quartet, the musical attraction on the opening day of Chau­ tauqua. Headed by the versatile mueical entertainer. Eddie Williams, these talented young lingers present a program of male quartet music thoroughly •ood. T?»vy enter upon their wort with enthusiasm and good humor, and audience, moo So. themselves tn accord with the mood of the stager*. The spoke only Flemish. 2A33.384 spoke only French, 871.273 spoke both Flem­ ish and Frsaeh. «1.415 spoke German, T4JM Rieke French u4 German, «,- MS spoke FTsmtak and Oermna, B,- CHILDREN 15c. Tillamook Jottings. St»«l Want General. All around the globe there is n de­ mand for American steel. Portuguese East Africa has extensive railroad plans, and In 81nm there la a call for Stj5252525aS2S2S2S25252S2S252!i2S2Sa52S2SZSa52525EJ--’52SH5BSESaS25a525ESa5H 32,000 tons of rails. A New York firm has contracts for 35.000.000 for office buildings and other structures In Tokyo and other Japanese cities. In Rome there Is a building program for housing government employees. South American requirements are extensive. Belgium has two chief languages: Flemish in East Flanders and West Flanders. Antwerp. Limburg and Brant provinces, or the north and east; French In the province of Liege. Na­ mur and Hainaut and In Luxenbourg. The French-speaking Belgians claim to descend from the Belgle. being called Walloons. In 1910, of the 7,- 423.734 people of Belgium. 3.22O.8B2 CHILDREN 15c. ADULTS 25c. Fire Engine Here. --- 0--- Tillamook’s new fire engine arrtv- j ed last week and the Council, firemen ’ and every one seem to be greatly en­ thused over it. The engine is an ex­ ceptionally fine one. being about the only one in the Northwest. It weighs about five tons, and carries chemical tanks, several hundred feet of hose and is fitted up with a triple pump­ ing combination. E R. Campbell, the Pacific Coast Representative for the Stuzt Fire Engine Co. came in with it, accomp­ anied by Mr. Smith, who is the eng­ ineer. Mr. Campbell was formerly an as­ sistant of Jay Stephens, and during the war was superintendent of the Ship yards and Installation plants from Sun Francisco North, and said that he had made frequent trips to Tillamook. Mr. Wagner, an engineer sent out by the company arrived Wednesday evening and will stay a few weeks demonstrating the engine and teach­ ing a man here to run It. The Firemen have had the engine . out several times and are testing it, I before the Council accepts It. Chief Coates is very proud of it and says . that lie is going to show the people w hat Tillamook can Ro. The Boy Scouts are very industr­ ious and helpful and deserve special mention for their splendid work. DR J. E. SHEARER ’ During the past winter the Royal Filipino Sextet Ims been a feature musical attraction In the great hotels of the East. They have established firmly the claim so often made for them—that they excel any other Filipino orchestra ever presented in this country. These six natives from the Inlands far across the Pacific have played to­ gether constantly far six yearn »nd they play today ns one man. Their repertoire seems to be unlimited, playing else- slral mwlr er popular In endless variety and always In a maimer to delight evm the most musically critical. DR A. C. CRANK. Dr». Shearer & Crank Medical & Surgery. National Building. Tillamook . • - O nvm .