TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JULY 1.
The Next President
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There is a platform of principles
upon which any loyal American may
stand proudly. A worthy ticket, a
winning ticket, has been nominated.
America expects every Republican to
do his, or her, duty in this crisis
which means so much.—Rochester
Democrat and Chronicle.
By the selection of Warren G.
Harding as the candidate of the Re
publican party for the high office of
President and Calvin Coolidge for
Vice President the convention at
Chicago has reached a happy solu
tion of the difficulties that confront
ed it.-r-Philadephia Enquirer.
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selves into thinking that Harding
will be easy to beat.”—From the
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The voters can be sure that Mr.
Harding is right in ills views of the
domestic needs of the Nation, right
in his views as to the functions of
tile Executive, right in ills ideas of
the balanced co-oi dination of the
government, right in bis sense of the
Nation's international responsibili
ties, right in regard to all the things
that are now of suali importance in
the vista of the four years in which
there shall be a new' Executive in
the White House.—Baltimore Amer
ican.
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It is no reflection upon any of the
other men whom it had under con
sideration to say that the Republi
can national co vention has given
to the party and the country a ticket
more closely approaching the ideal
than a..y other combination that
could have been made up from the
material at the couvenion’s disposal.
It is a ticket which deserves and will
recieve the support of every Repub
lican—one which every independent
voter ought to be glad to support.—•
New York Sun-Herald.
of a good day’s work the convention
Passenger
(after first night on
Doris Yes, «he was furious about named Calvin Coolidge, governor of
boaid ship)—"1 say, where have all the way in which the newspaper re
Massachusetts, for Vice President.
my clothes vanished to?”
ported her marriage.
No more popular selection could have
Steward: “Where did you put them
Helen -Did it allude to her age?
been made. Los Angeles Times.
last night?’
Doris Indirectly. It stated that
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“1 folded them up carefully and Miss Olde and Mr. Yale were marri-
There is not the slighest ta!nt
put them in that cupboard over ed, the latter being a wtll-known
heterodoxy in his partisanship,
there.”
collector of antiques.”
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is much of the »laid, ploddin g,
“Are you blind, man? I mean that
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spectuble and always dependable
one with the round glass door, sir?”
Enough.
type of McKinley—with uti
the
“Lor’ bless me, sir, that ain’t no
A big, powerful motor cur slowed
Hanna handicap. But as a for wind
eupboard. That’s the porthole.”
up as the occupants perceived a car looking man for these new times
of very modest proportions standing
that are opening to a future Imper
I by the roadside in rather battered
Danger! Beware!
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ious finger to our puissant American,
A woman who was too economical condition. 'Ihe owner of the cai was
Mr. Harding is an own brother to
| to subscribe for her home paper se.it 1 on his knees, endeavoring to straight
Lot’s wife.— Providence Tribune.
I ner little son to borrow the copj tak en out some of the parts.
The nomination of Senator War
en by her neighbor. In his haste ihe
"Have an accident, my man?”
ren G. Harding if Ohio, catne finally
boy ran over a four dollar stand of j queried the man in the big car.
as the logical. If not the Inevitable,
I bees and in ten minutes looked like
“No, thank you,” grimly returned
result of the rivalry for the hontinn-
I a warty summer squash. His cries the other; just had one.”
tion in the convention, though he
; reached his father, who ran to his
Highest Cash Price.
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had been counted out of the proba-
assistance, and, failing to notice a
Dismay Is Right!
billties at the start.— ,Springfield
barbed wire fence ran Into it, breaa There was a young lady named Bank
(Mass.) Union.
Ing it down, cutting a handful of
er,
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flesh from his anatomy and ruining a Who slept while the ship was at an
Tillamook and Hebo.
Senator Harding is simply an able,
five dollar pair of pants. The old cow
chor.
clear-headed, «teady figure about
5i>5a52SaS25ES2Sa52S2S2525a525aS?52SESBSHS2S25H5?SZ525aSZ525aSES25BSE52S? took advantage of the gap in the i
She woke in dismay
whom to rally and through whom to
fence and got into the cornfield and
When she heard the mate say,
killed herself eating corn. Hearing ' "Now hoist up the top sheet and exercise such ability for governement
as the Republican party contains.
the racket, the mother ran, upset a
spanker.”
He Is avowedly the champion of the
four gallon churn of rich cream into
sort of governmen—irrespective of
a basket of kittens, drowning the
The Higher Hope.
which party controls it- that we had
whole litter, in her hurry she dropp
son of the family was home on under William McKinley a atronger
Do you know that half of your
g ed and broke, past all hope of mend his The
first vacation since he had attain
Motor trouble is Carbon.
Get
5 ing, a twenty-five dollar set of false ed to the dignity of college perfect. man by far than McKinley, an abler
man, but yet a man who would be
teeth.
The
baby,
left
alone,
crawled
a
rid of it cheap. We burn it out
g
He and his father were discussing
through the spilled cream and into affairs of the day, and finally the willing to look for the John Hays
clean with Oxygen. 75c.
per
* the parlor, ruining a twenty dollar
and Ellhu Root« of hl« party to help
him run the executive department
cylender.
S carpet. During the excitment the eld boy remarked.
”8ay, gov, 1 hope when I am as
est daughter ran away with the hlr-, old as you are I'll know more than and who would do*hla beat to get the
best out of that co-ordinate branch
ed man, the dog broke up eleven »et you do.”
1 of government, the Congrera, and
ting hens, and the calves got out
“I’ll go you on« better, my boy,
and chewed the tails off of four fine the father replied. "1 hope that when still see in the latter formal embodi
ment of the power and functioning
skirts.
you are that old you will know as of body politic.— Baltimore New».
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toiH serons ■
C. A.
Mr. Harding is a man of biains
and force and high character. He is
a senator of strong, reliable, con
servative type, who will bring to the
While House the qualities tiiat make
for sobriety, sanity and safety.—
Philadelphia Press.
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Harding resembles Garfield some
what in his qualities, but the people
of Ohio, w ho know him best, see a
closer comparision with McKinley.
He is, without doubt, a man of th-i
McKinley type, having much the
same sane and balanced judgment,
the same soberness of demeanor, the
same conservation of speech.—St.
Louis Globe Democrat.
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Other men well qualified to sit in
the President’s chair were consider
ed but the choice went to Harding,
for iu him was recognized an able
und worthy leader who could com
mand the united support of his party
and the adherence of a large pari of
that politically unclassified body of
voters called, for lack of a better
term, independents. He is a stan
dard bearer worthy of the party he
represents.—Hartfol d Couran.
An elderly lady of very prim and
severe aspect was seated next a
young couple who were discussing
the merits of their motor cars.
The candidte is a four-square
“What color is your body?” asked I
American, who has worked his way
the young man of the girl at his side, |
up from the humblest beginning to
meaning of course, the body of her
the highest position from which he
motor.
is, we believe, to be called to the
“Oh, mine is pink. What is
highest office in the land. His char
yours?”
acter is unblemished and he has pro
“Mine is brown with wide yellow I
ved himself in private und public life
stripes.”
worthy of unhestant confidence. His
Thiij was to much for the old lady.
experience is many sided, as that of
Rising from the table, she exclaim- ,
a chief executive of our government
ed: “When young people come to 1
Going Up.
must be if he is to fulfill his com
asking
each
other
the
color
of
their
Mrs. Getaway—Twenty-seven dol-
plicated and heavy duties with judg
lars for that ticket! Why, I bought bodies at a dinner party it is time I ment tested by real knowledge of
left the room.”
the same trip last year for $26.50.
affairs.—Chicag Tribune.
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Husband—But the price of paper
The High Cost of Language.
has advanced since then.
In nominating Harding for Presi
i
“Hey, Bill!”
dent, the Republican national con
“What is it?”
How much will this cloth cost a
vention has made a capital choice.
“Your doctor’s out here with a flat
yard?” asked the man who was being
Senator Harding is a good Ameri-
tire.”
measured for a suit.
can, a good Republican and a good
"Diagnose the case as flatulency of
“Twenty-seven fifty,” replied the
citizen—and a good winner, At no
the perimeter, and charge him ac
tailor.
lime in his public career lias he been
"H’m,” mused the customer. “I cordingly," ordered the garage man.
false to the traditions, the ideals, the
guess I don’t need a suit. You’d bet “That’s the way he does biz."
principles of the candidates of the
ter just make me up a watch-fob."
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Republican party. As a fitting close
Innuendo.
JOHN MORGAN.
BUNN.
HENRY ROGERS
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