TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JUNE 10. 1920, What the Editors Say O Last night’s Telegram introduces i the latest method of getting joy out of life, "The Electric Jag,” by which you can get as much kick out of a dry battery as out of a quart of real | liquor. Imagine the irate wife of to­ morrow armed with the rolling pin, 1 meeting her staggering hubby at the head of the stairs with the admonish- | ment: "There, John Henry—I knew 1 it. You’ve been down to the power station again!”—Gazette Times. German Extraction Votes ------- -o--------- VAUGHN’S, the Original and Best Will set it up and put it to work for you to your satisfaction or you don’t pay a cent To be had now at the Tillamook Clay works, E. G. KREBS, Prop. See that clutch and sawholder ? Put your saw on or take it oil in a jiffy. Phone or call The Whole Secret of A Better lire Simply a Matter of the Maker9s Policies This you will realize—once you try a Brunswick—that a super-tire is possible only when the name certifies that the maker is follow­ ing the highest standards. For tire making is chiefly a mat­ ter of standards and policies—cost plus care. Any maker can build a good tire if he cares to pay per­ fection’s price. All men know Brunswick stand­ ards, for Brunswick products have been famous for 74 years. Formulas, fabrics and standards vary vastly in cost. Reinforce­ ments, plies and thickness are a matter of expense. And these vari­ ations affect endurance. It rests with the maker how far he wishes to go—how much he can afford to give. For there are no secrets nor pat­ ents to hold one back. To ascertain what each maker offers one must analyze and test some 200 tires—as our laboratories have done. Then it is S matter of combining the best features and building ac­ cording to the highest standards. Once you try a Brunswick you will understand how we have built model tires, regardless of factory expense. Yet Brunswick Tires cost you the same as other like-type tires. Our saving is on selling cost, through our nation-wide organization. We realize that you expect more from Brunswicks, and we assure you that you get it. ONE Bruns­ wick will tell you the story. And then you’ll want ALL Brunswicks. No other tire, you’ll agree, gives so much foE your money. THE BRUNSWICK-BALKE-COLLENDER CO. Portland Headquarter»: 46-48 Fifth Street Sold On An Unlimited Mileage Guarantee Basis Cord Tire« with “Driving” and “Swastika” Skid-Not Tread« Fabric Tire« in “Plain,” “Ribbed" and “BBC’ Skid-Not Tread. Chas. F. Pankow The three Oregon precincts which probably contain the largest percent­ age of voters of German birth or ex­ traction are East Mount Angel, West Mount Angt.! and Sublimity. Their vote tor president was as follows: East Mount Angel. Hoover ............................ 0 Johnson............................ 261 Lowden ............................ 8 Wood................................ 4 West Mount Angel Hoover .............................. 3 Johnson............................ TO Lowden ............................ 3 Wood................................ T Sublimity Hoover 4 Johnson 117 Lowden 11 Wood .. 27 More than one-third of Johnson’s plurality over Wood in the whole State of Oregon came from these three precincts.—Oregon Voter. On a Strike ------ o- Did you ever see the like? Everybody’s on a strike? Carman, Barman Engineer. Diver Driver, Bank cashier. Ash boy. Cash boy. Grocer’s clerk. Aviator, Hotel waiter. Maid of work. Rail man, Mail man, Jolly tar, Preacher, Teacher, Opera star. Mail assorter, News reporter. Office cat, Printer, Sprinter, Basebail bat. Butcher, baker. Undertaker, Traffic man, Proud piofessor. Stern confessor. Movie fan. Did you ever see the like? Everybody’s on a strike? —Susie M. Best in the School Index. It was not a catch question in any sense of that term. It was a fair, straightforward, searching inquiry, going to the heart of the subject in controversy—just such a poser in Socratic logic as Lin- con put to Stephen A. Douglas in the historic Lincoln-Douglas debates. Governor Allen's question put Mr. Gompers in a dilemma. If he had answered that strikes in vital key industries were private wars between capital and labor the answer would have been tantamount to a declara­ tion that the public has no rights which warring labor and captial are bound to respect. If he had answered that the public had rights in such conflicts the an­ swer would have carried an admis­ sion that he public rights should be protected. The Kansas law' does pro­ tect the public’s rights, and is fair alike to captial and labor. There Is no other way to provide such protec­ tion and Mr. Gompers knows it. Hence his refusal to answer Gover­ nor Allen's fair and proper question. But while the great labor leader sought refuge in silence the public knows the exact nature of his silent answer. Though he dare not flatly admit it his position 1 b that such con­ flicts are merely private war between capital and labor; that the public must suffer in meekness and inact­ ion; and that the law and the courts must not interfere in the slightest when labor and captial fight out their differences savagely and ‘‘shoot up” the country pretty much as feud­ ists in a southern mountain commun­ ity shoot up the terrorized country­ side.—Spokesman Reviews -■WfNCHE5TÍR^ . Saturday Target Practice For Boys NY boy in this community who > has a .22 caliber W inchester Rifle can try for ¿^W inchester Junior Rifle Corps Marksman medal and diploma. A Fathers and mothers like their boys to get the training, under the direction of National Headquarters. No joining expense—no dues. We invite you to send your boy to us to equip him with a W inchester Rifle and arrange for him to receive this valuable training. Up to the Minute. ---- o - -- My shoes they cost me fourteen bones, My hat is fashion’s shining light; My shirt of silk, so loud it groans. Oh, won’t I be a nifty sight In overalls. King-Crenshaw Hardware Co Myself and all the other dubs, We always join the latest clube. And though it make my friends weep. I’ll jump the fence with the other sheep, In overalls. Like all the rest of fashion’s fools Who brush aside the wisest rules I’ll bindly follow, if I’m led, In overalls? Where even angels fear to tread And now I lay me down to sleep; My coat and pants, you may them keep, But if I die before I wake, Oh please be kind and do not My overalls. Far out upon that wide black That flows from here to other side I hear a shriek from a drowning wretch, Who careless-like forgot to fetch His overalls. But when I come to Jordan's shdre, Far from the white lights galore, I’ll stand upon the river’s brink, And pray the water Will not shrink My overalls. And when I come to the pearly gate And there my awful record state, I’ll hear St. Peter howl and shout, “Let no man in that is without His overalls.” And when I ride the clouds above And greet the dames I used to love. Though nary shirt or shoe be mine, I know they’ll say, “You look just fine In overalls. And as I walk the golden street, In peacock feather and Mohawk sheet Perchance I’ll hear the dismal bell That tolls from out the blackest hell For him who in silly pride Refused to cover his precious hide In overalls. -Schoolfleld-Danvllle (Va.) Progress J Wanted CHTTTUMBARK We Pay Highest Cas Prices See us before selling COAST HIDE & JUNK CO Our Motto : Why Airmen Have to Walk A Square Deal to All. ------ o------- After we had spent a billion dol­ lars on aircraft during the war, con­ gress voted $25,000,000 for the army air service during the present fiscal year. With that sum it secured only five new ariplanes, one each of five experimental models. Almost the whole sum was expended on mainte­ nance of the organization, training, research and engineering and exper­ 525252S2S252S2S2525252S25252S252525252S2S25252S2525Z5?5ZSa5K2S2525?5252 imental work. With the exception of those f’e experimental maclnes and a few Fokkers which Germany jack harper surrendered under the armistice, all the airplanes of the army are two {BALL SHOP, TILLAMOOK. years old. Most of them are the Take yournHorses there and get notorious De Haviland 4s, some of Notice of Annual School Meeting First Class|Shoes for them. which, said Senator Wadsworth, I guarantsepllfwork to be have been remodeled to give the fly­ Notice is hereby given to the legal er "some show for his life." voters of School District No . 9 of satisfactory, if not, bring it back That shameful story of inefficiency Tillamook County, State of Oregon, and I; will make good without provoked Senator King, a democrat, that the Annual School meeting of extra charge. to denounce the wasteful conduct of said District will be held at the High fcWe pay top prices for Hides. his own party. He summed it up in School building, at the hour of 10 o’­ the words: “Millions were expended clock a. m. on the 21st day of June, H5Z5H525Z5Z5ZSZ5B52SZ5H5H5E525BS2SZ5Z5Z5c!SZ5E5H5HSH5H5i25ES25?SB5B52525i and not a machine constructed." 1920. M |>i When the war ended, the aviation This meeting I h called for the pur­ section of the war department had pose of electing one director for a supplies, machinery and parts worth term of 3 years and a clerk, and the hundreds of millions of dollars, but transaction of business usual as such it is "practically broken down.” "Too meeting. many employees, too many alleged Dated this 3rd day of June, 1920. experts, too many persons absorded Attest: H. T. Botts. the funds appropriated, but produced C. A. McGhee, District Clerk Chariman no results.” The actual outcome is that airmen have to walk. Executive officials wail that con- gress is niggardly, and that they Notice For Hearing Final Account “ And Report. n cannot give the people what they I want because they have not eough BELL PHONE. MAIN23. MVTUAL^PHONE^ In the County Court of the State of i Q money. Their action goes to show that, no matter how much money Oregon for the County of Tillamook, ju they have, thep spend it all on over­ In the matter of the estate of Henry Cn i Miller, deceased, by H. C. Potter, I c¿S¡SíS2S2SiS2S2SÍEiSe£íS2SÍSZS¡S2SWSZSeS¡S2S2SÍS2^¿.S2SÍS?S!S2SiSiS¿ head expenses. A dead lock follows between an ad. 1 Executrix. ministration which is incapable of I Notice is hereby given that II. C. ! producing results and a e congress i Potter. Executrix of the will and es- i which refuses to vote money because tate of Herman Henry Miller, deceas- j no results are produced. Waste can­ ed, has filed her final account and ; not be stopped and results cannot report in said cause on the 13th day , says the Good Judge be produced until there Is a complete of May. 1920, asking for final settle­ ment of said estate, and by order of [ change of administration and the , You will save spendthrifts are sent home.—Oreg- | the County Court of the County of ■ money by using Tillamook, entered the said 13th day i onian. the Real Tobacco of May. 1920, Saturday the 12th day | of June, 1920, at 10 o'clock a.m. of i Chew. The full, Governor Allen'» Poser Mr. Gompen. said day, is fixed as the time, and the --------- 1>-------- rich tobacco taste Mr. Gompers logically lost the de­ county court room of the county lasts so long, you don ’t bate Friday night when he refused court house in the city of Tillamook need a fresh chew nearly City, County of Tillamook and State tc inn we.- this question propounded i of Oregon, the place for hearing the by Governor Allen: so often. "When a dispute between capital said final account, and objections, if Smaller chews, too, and and labor brings on a strike affecting any thereto, said notice to be pub­ more genuine satisfac the production or distribution of the lished in the Tillamook Headlight, a necessaries of llge, thus threatening I newspaper of general circulation In tion. * ’ 4 successive weeks the public peace and impairing the - hald county for Any man who uses the ................. - .... I and for 5 conMcutive and successive public health, has the public any I---- —----------- Real Tobacco Chew will rights in such a controversy or Is it a ' ?e„ SHOEING. • • . Dr. E. L. Glaisper, VETERINARIAN County Dairy Herd\Inspector —0— s “You Can Bank on It” A WADE does IO mens work : W tk. O»4*■f atetes. Standard Feed Co., Tillamook, Agent private war between captial and lab- I ' tlon to be the 13th day bf May, 1920 or? If you answer this question in and the last to be the 10th day of the affirmative. Mr. Gompers, how June, 1320. H. C. Potter. Executrix would you protect the rights of the of the Estate of Herman public?” Hanry Miller, deceased. The labor leader declined to an- j swer, asserting that was a catch ; I John Leland Henderson I Attorney tor Executrix. question. tell you that. Put up in two style» RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco