TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 29. 1920 r 1 Big Comedy Company GEM THEATRE, Friday and Saturday, April 30-May 1 NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH METRO SCREE » CLASSICS PRODUCTION FEATURING TAYLOR HOLMES. A Clean Wholsome Comedy with Good Laugh during the entire play. The story of a man who make a wager that he can tell “Nothing But the Truth’’ for one week. It’s a Scream! ADULTS 25c. COME EARLY. Nehalem Jottings. Church Notices Oscar Steele spent Saturday and Go Sunday in Tillamook on business. .Miss Nellie Corder returned last week from a short visit in Portland. Win. Morrison and family moved the first of the week from the Knight property on the hill to the Whitaker place, which was recently purchased by -Mrs. Johanna York. George Knight, who recently re- turned with his family from the Willamette valley, moved into the property made vacant by Mr. Mor- rison, the first of the week. H. J. Hickerson and family left Monday in their auto for a few days visit with friends in the valley. The revival meetings at the M. E. church closed last Sunday night, and Rev. Brymer left for Portland Mon­ day morning. Much good has been accomplished by the meetings. Last Saturday a goodly number of .the pupils of the public school went in auto truck to the Aldervale cheese factory to learn how cheese was made. Mr. Fletcher, the cheesemaker, was very kind and accommodating and explained everything very fully. Mrs. E. K. Barnes and Mr. Brimhall accompanied the children. This week the pupils will write essays on Tilla- mook cheese, in the county contest. Everyone enjoyed the trip. Mr. and Mrs. Will Christensen, ac­ companied by Mr. and Mrs. G. B. Nunn, all from Wheeler, motored to the beach last Sunday. Wheeler be­ ing out of gasoline, the boys had to come to Nehalem to replenish their empty tank. You can always depend upon Nehalem. Postoffice inspector Linebaugh was in from Portland last week to check over the accounts of postmaster Walter Mead and investigate some complaints that had been filed with the department. His accounts were found in excellent shape and upon investigation the bottom fell out of tlie complaints. Mr. Linebaugh made some suggestions for the betterment of the service and these will be com­ plied with at once. The words of praise and commendation by the public here for the work of the car­ rier Mrs. Ruby Brooten would make any carrier in the state feel proud. They were justly given. County Commissioner H. V. Alley returned from Portland last Satur- day where he had been on business with the rest of the county court. One more month of school. The final examinations will soon be here and then the summer vacation. The fourth and last spelling contest ’Will come on Friday, May 7. Are you getting ready for It? Dr. W. A. Wise is now filling the place of Dr. Lebow, dentist, who with Mrs. Lebow are spending a month in the Wise dental parlors at Portland. in a Governor Cox, of Ohio, speech at Marion, Ind., said that the profiteers were trying to "buy an underhold” on the country through the Republican party. Why should they buy an underhold when Gover­ nor Cox’s party has been so nice about giving them a stranglehold? ------ o------ The War department was a little short on aeroplanes and artillery, but it bought thirty-two million pairs of shoes. As there were only four mil­ lion soldiers, it was evidently in mind to organize a centipede divis­ ion. Sunday School at 10 a.m. Fine at­ tendance and fine equipped school. Meet with us. 11 a.m. Sermon, especially ior the day. Evening, 7:45, sermon and baptis- mal service. Last Sunday morning and evening we had great audiences and a splen­ did presentation of "The Token of Love”, by Loyal Maids class, A great many have requested that we give it a third time, so it must be all we said in favor of it. May 9th will be “Mother’s Day” at the Christian Church with a sermon on mother at 11 a.m. and at 7:45 p. m. a great program by the young people in honor of mother. Keep in mind these dates. The small indebtedness against the church will be wiped out by next Sunday. Come let us rejoice to- gether. Harry E. Tucker, Minister. “CUT THE CARDS” ONE Rl MM L SNUB POLLARD COMEDY The interest in the newly inaugu­ rated membership contest is growing Our aim is ' "Every member of the , church in the Sunday School and i 20 Miles to the Gallon. every member of the Sunday school I It is said a gentleman from town in the church service.” How many went to the country and saw tacked will help us to realize it? on a wayside house the legend: Public worship at 11 a.m. Subject: "Sider fur Sail.” and entering asked "The Gospel of the Glory of the for the rural dispenser, “Is this hard Blessed God.” A rermon on optimism. cider?” At the close of these services there “Sure,” said he. will be a meeting of the members of “How hard is it” the church. Important action will be 1 "Well, my hired man, who never taken concerning the forward move­ was right pert, filled up on the stuff ment of the Reformed Church and the other day an’ lit down the big the financial needs of the local or­ I road yellin’ ‘Glory hallelujah! IL’nr I ganization. All members are request- . still in the home of the brave an’ th’ ed to be present. land of the free.” "Gimme me a gallon,” said the Belzonian. Nazarene Church Services ------- o------- Coaxing You to Smile To Church Day Sunday at The Christian Church. I I I It Depends. 10 a.m. Sunday School, for all A college student once asked Presi­ ages and classes. 11 a.m., preaching by the pastor dent Elliot, of Harvard University, if and reports from the District Sunday he could not take a shorter course School Convention, the Preachers' than the one laid down in the pros­ Meeting and the Missionary and Dea­ pectus of the institution. "That de­ coness Convention, held in Portland pends,” replied the president, "upon what you wish to make of yourself. April 27, 28 ad 29. ' 7 p.m. Peoples service. All welcome When nature wants to make an oak I 8 p.m. evening sermon. Good sing- ■ she works away on the job a hundred years, but if she only wants to make ing. United Brethren in Christ. Mid-week service on Thursday at a squash she needsonly about six months.” Morning service at 11 a.m. Subject, 7:30 p.m., for song, prayer and tes­ ------- o------- timony, and a short scripture reading "The secret of a Failure.” The Correct Thing. i Evening service at 8 p.m., Subject, and comments by the pastor. Mrs. Youngbride—“You ’ know “Ephs, 2nd chapter.” those lovely >9 dining room gongs Our Sunday School will convene Tillamook Ten Commandments. we saw the other day? Well, today promptly at 10 in the morning. Come *6.98, out to the school and note the inter­ Fourth Commandment. Preachers. they were marked down to est manifested in the study of the Thou shalt not consider the preach­ and I got three.” Husband—"Heavens and earth! lesson, and catch the spirit of study. er as a pious divine being and a cruel Prayer meeting at 8 o’clock, on human kill-joy. Verily it is generally What did you get three for?” Mrs. Youngbride—"Why one for Wednesday evening. supposed that if the preacher is ex­ If you read this notice kindly re­ ceedingly holy, it mattereth not what each meal of course.” ------- o------- member it is given here to try and the rest of ub mortals do. For surely, get you interested in the church and if the preacher is a perfect spotless Alarmingly Alarming. in the interest of your loved ones in divine human being, the rest of us, “Ah!” said the head clerk •'I’m the present and future existence. with most cheerful unselfishness will glad to notice that you’re arriving E. F. Wriggle, Pastor. refrain from competition with him in punctually now, Mr. Slocombe.” that line. Verily many a man who by “Yes, sir. I've bought a parrot.” “A a narrow margin escapeth from the parrot? What on earth for? I told Presbyterian Church. ------- o------- gallows himself, is nobly Interested you to get an alarm clock!” “Yes, I Sunday School, 10 a.m. Morning and will worry anxiously over the did. But after a day or two I got used worship, 11 a.m. Subject: "Show Us imperfections of any preacher. Yea, to it, and it didn’t wake me. So I got even some man with a boundless am­ the parrot, and now when I go to God.” Evening worship, 7:45. Subject: bition for the goodness of the preach­ bed 1 fix the alarm clock and put the “Creed Making Character,” We do er, will let the sparkle die upon his parrot’s cage on top of it. When the what we do, because we believe what hard cider, while he maketh many alarm goes off it startles the parrot, wise suggestions how all preachers and what that bird says would wake we believe. Suppose that there was no church might be improved thusly and so. up anybody.” ------- □------- in Tillamook, no preacher, no Sunday Verily the preacher goeth often into School, no Bible, no Sunday, no the sick room with the doctor and Joking the Medico. Christ, would you live here? If you entereth the house of death with the “And shall I be able to play the really think these things of no undertaker and no man regardeth piano when my hands heal?" asked benefit find a place without any of him with envy. Yea, he knoweth the wounded soldier. where there are many broken and them, you belong there, not here. “Certainly you will.” said the doc­ griel-stricken hearts, while his own tor.' Everybody always welcome. Allan McRea, Minister. soul is bowed down with a burden "Gee, that’s great I never could be­ of sympathy, yet no man sayeth thou fore.” ------- o Reformed Congregational Church. shouldest not. Verily the preacher is better loved, better hated; more flat­ A War Story. 10 a.m. Sunday School, 11 a.m. tered. more criticised; more advised; Edith Wharton, the writer, told more misunderstood than all men, this war story: “The American prearching. How do you know that Christ is but surely the Lord knoweth. wounded were being brought in Rev. McRea. risen? Someone asked an old fisher­ from the Marne battle,” she said, man, whose faith in Jesus seemed “and a fussy American woman in a very simple and sure. “Do you see khaki uniform and Sam Browne belt Administratrix ’ s Notice to Creditors. those cottages near the cliff?” he re­ knelt over a stretcher and said. "Is plied. “Well, sometimes, when I am this case an officer or only a man?” Notice is hereby given that the un ­ far out at sea, I know that the sun The brawny corporal who stood be­ has risen by the reflection in those dersigned, Vine Dwight, has been side the stretcher gave her a grim windows. How do I know that Christ duly appointed administratrix of the laugh and said: "Well, lady, he ain’t is risen? Because I see his light re­ estate of W. G. Dwight, deceased, no officer, but he’s been hit twice in flected from the faces of some of my late of Tillamook County, Oregon, the innards, both legs busted, he’s fellows every day, and because I feel and has qualified as such adminis­ got two bullets in both arms, and we the light of his glory in my own life. tratrix. Notice is further given that dropped him three times without his A reflection of Jesus! You and I all persons having claims against said lettin’ out a squeak, so I guess you may be that. Come and listen to our estate must present the same, duly can call him a man.” verified, together with vouchers, to simple gospel preaching. ------- o------- the undersigned, or to her attorneys, Rev. Richard Schuetze. His Deduction. Johnson & Handley, at Tillamook, "The world seems to have beaten a Oregon, on or before six months from Reformed Church. path to this man’s door.” this date. ------- o------- “It must be that he makes excellent Dated’ April 29, 1920. The _ pastor, W. G. Lienkaemper, mouse traps.” Vine Dwight. will have recovered sufficiently from “Maybe, and maybe he’s manufac­ Administratrix of the his recent Illness to take charge of turing moonshine.” Estate of W. G. Dwight, the Sunday services. deceased. Sunday School at 10 a.m. Her Bringing Up. ¡“The Rainbow Trail Grey. A woman recently engaged a new maid with whose appearance and manner she was greatly pleased. When the terms had been agreed up­ on, the lady of the house said. "Now, my last maid was much too friendly with the policeman. 1 hope 1 can trust you.” “Indeed you can ma’am,’’ replied the new maid. “I can’t bear policemen, I was brought up to hate the very sight of them. You see my father was a burglar..” ------- o . - ç i- Sequel to Riders of the Purple Sage $ Advising Her. FEATURING William Famum GEM THEATRE. TUESDAY NIGHT, MAY CHILDREN 15. ADULTS 25c. * CHILDREN 15c. < • I I I “Why do you spend all the day at the piano? Your wedding is only a month off.” “Ah, music is the food of love.” “A little practice on a gas range, however, won’t come amiss after marriage.” Soundi Probable. A young woman telephone operator recently attend'd a watehnight ser­ vice and fell asleep during the cere- mon. At the close the preacher said, "We will now sing hymn No. 341— 341." The young woman, just wak­ ing in t pef jBKpinuraat and^rldaurpi late any grievances. As an after­ naso Iwata» tHa andwill For liitotwt Tabhtoi, Fmiphleta or further Information, write tn thought, some demands for higher „ . ROADS AtfD DEVELOPMENT ASSOCIATION pay have now been drawn up. But to Campaign HeadqdarUra. Sit WorrwUr Building, Portland, Oregon whom are those to be submitted? They have not been approved by a VOTE M2 X YES -Far 4% State Read Band Limit vote of the unions to which they be­ long. They cannot be laid before the railroad managements, because the latter have wage agreements with payroll, but never find it convenient ment. Young men and young women to step off. When the government are urged to add their numbers to the unions, inherited from the area needed a great number of additional the 40,000 “idle" already drawing of government operation. The Esch- Cummins law provides for the sub­ i employees to cnrry on the non-com­ salmies for work not performed. mission of all wage disputes to an I batant end of the war, comparatively Only an occasional member of Con­ little trouble was Incurred. Now that gress has courage enough to protest arbitration board appointed by the the fighting has ceased for sixteen against the waste and tnefflcency in­ president. The strikers have disre­ months, these additional employees volved in such u situation.” garded both the law and theirunion stick to their useless desks like a obligations. They have repudiated porous plaster to a boy’s shrinking all sense of duty to the public. They Announcement. bosom 'I here are at the present time, are making war on the community according to the statements on the at large in order to force an accept­ I hereby announce myself as a floor of the house, 40,000 unneces­ ance of their illegitimate claims. The sary, idle employees’ drawing gov­ candidate for the Republican nomi­ public cannot afford to compromise ernment salaries at Washington. nation for Joint-Representative of with such bu-hwackers. The strikers Temporary’ buildings erected to the 14th Legislative District, com­ action admits but one answer. Any housethem and their war-time activ­ posed of Tillamook nnd Yamhill counties. appeal they make to public conslder- ities are all being maintained at at ion or toierence should be met with tremendous expense. Kind-hearted, F. R. Beals. an emphatic ’No!’ They have put but money-wasting senators and rep­ themselves out of court.” The New York World started in to resentatives are overcome with emo­ tion at the thought of separating support Herbert Hoover for Presi­ Cleveland Plain Dealer: “The door this unnecessary idle civilian army dent on any old ticket, but now llffiT to government employment at Wash- from its -inecures. The civil service the gentleman has decided to be a republican the Worm's covenant is bigton in. b eeldom out. conn.iission, meanwhile. Is advertis­ seen Io contain a number of straight ing the lure of government employ- Thousand■ find it CM/ to on the Dm- «•• I- -r rvn'l'ii. < .' ertf ~ .