TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 29. IS OLDEST MILITARY BODY KNOW NOTHING OF DYSPEPSIA Organization of Knight« of Wlnd«or, Still in Existence, Wa« Founded by King Edward III. Barcelona Presenta an Odd Mixtur« of th« Paat and Present—One« Center cf Commerce. How much should I give to make this a better world? CERTAIN man in New York filled out his income tax report. It showed an income so large that his tax was 53%. And his total gifts to church and char­ ity for the year ^ere $148. Think of it—thousands spent for luxuries and pleasure for himself; and $148 to leave the world a little better than he found it! Most of us do better than that; but not so very much better. Our average daily gift for all church causes is A i —less —less — less —less J than than than than we spend for daily papers a local telephone call a third of the day’s car fare 3 cents a day No wonder that 80% of the ministers of America are paid less than $20 a week. No wonder that the church hospitals turn away thousands of sick people a year. No wonder that China has only one doctor for every 400,000 people. No wonder that every church board and charity society is forever meeting deficits, forever passing the hat. It isn’t because we are selfish; it isn’t because ws don’t want to help. It’s just because no one has ever put tip a great big program to us, and asked us to think of ths work of the church in a systematic businesslike way. I The Interchurch World Movement represents the united program of thirty denominations. They have surveyed their whole task, no business could have done it better. They have budgeted th«ir needs; no business could have amor« scientific budget. They have united to prevent the possibility of waste and duplication. At least a million dol­ lars will be saved by the fact that thirty individual cam­ paigns are joined in one united effort. And they come to the men or women .who love America —to you— this week asking you to use them ss the chan­ nel through which a certain definite part of your income can be be applied to make this a better world. Only you can determine what part of your income that should be. It’s a good time right now to answer that question. We’re passing through the world just once; how much better will the world be because you passed through? A λ United Financial Campaign April 25th to May 2nd - «•I rf Worth America Facts ! You cannot deny them. Motorists buy Zerolene because it is good lubrica­ ting oil; because it makes the car last longer. ! More than half the mo­ torists of the Pacific Coast states use Zerolene. Such approval is never an acci­ dent; it is given only as a reward to products of highest quality. Use Zerolene for Correct Lubrication of your auto­ mobile, truck or tractor. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (California) A grade for each fyjpe ot engine H.’C. BOONE, Special Agent, Standard Oil Co., Tillamook, Oregon. BAYOCEAN SHEET METAL WORKS TILLAMOOK, ORE YOU'VE SIMPLY GOT TO LISTEN to our Invitation to pay us a visit. A hurry call for a plumber will always find us ready to answer it at once. And we advise you to make that call without delay the minute anything goes wrong with any part of your Munibing. Delay in such matters is not alone dangerous- It ja expensive. — —A Bayocean 8heet Metal Work«. • ’et, T.Ibi;.look. Oregon, Christmas Festivities Would Not Be Complete Without the Holly and the Mistletoe. Several thousand tons of holly as well 11s hundreds of tons of mistletoe are shipped over the railroads each year before the opening of the holi­ day season. The mistletoe is placed In small packages because it is easy to break off the tiny white bells, and the plant Is more rare and costly. Holly abounds all over the world, over 1- taln Standish, whereupon It was deter­ mined to place Oldham and Llford on trial, all the members of the colony being present. They were convicted, the court ordering them expelled from the colony, both being deported ulti­ mately. Oldham came once again to the col­ ony and created a serious breach of the peace, whereupon “they committed him till he was tamer, and then ap­ pointed n guard of musketeers which lie was to pass through, and everyone wns ordered to give him a thump on ye birch, with ye butt end of his mus­ ket and then was conveyed to ye wa­ terside. where a boat was ready to carry him away. Then they bid him goe and tneude his maners.” >1 - - - -- ------- ■ ■■ Eucalyptus trees planted on trop- leal mountain sides wotild produce fuel at the rate of 20 tons, dry weight (60 pounds to the cubic foot), per acre annually. This In perpetuity, the plantations when cut reproducing themselves without further expense. Such is the declaration of a scien­ tist who says that by this means the sun’s heat In hot latitudes can be economically stored, the dry eucalypt timber being heavier than coal and possessing more heating power, bulk for bulk. An acre of eucalypts in the tropics, he asserts, would produce the equiva­ lent of at least twenty tons of coal per annum, the only requirements be­ ing powerful sunshine and heavy rain­ fall to Insure rapid growth. So. with such a possible resource available, why worry about the threatened ex­ haustion of the coal mines?—Ex­ change. Janitor Rang Class Gong. New York university has just come into possession of an originai photo­ graph of the first janitor of that insti­ tution, equipped with the gong and stick with which he called the stu­ dents to classes, says the New York Evening Sun. When the university wns founded, January 8, 1830, and students met In the original building back of the city I ih II. there was, of course, no electric bell ringing system. The responsibil­ ity of attendance at recitation 'was shunted onto the janitor. Promptly on the hour he w ould pro- ?eed through the corridors armed with a huge metal gong in otic hand and the gong stick in the other. Pausing out­ side the classrooms, he would heat his tattoo until the professor ceased his lecture and the students moved on to the next room on their program. By tlie way. says a writer in the Kansas City Star, the water never gets colder than about 39 degrees, tie- low the ice. So no matter how cold the day. and no matter how thick the Ice upon the stream or lake, the fishes ire enjoying a temperature of about ,) degrees, and they move about in le V liter and gather supplies very ell that temperature. Through tlie dear lee one may see fish with i their bucks against It, where tlie tem­ perature must be 32 degrees, mid if you strike the Ice Immediately above them with the buck of mi ax, or a sledge hammer, you will kill tlie fish. The concussion does the business mid the fish will turn up its wldte belly against the ice. A dead fish floats with its belly upward. always. It Is a common enough thing In some regions Friendship. for boys to kill fish through the ice. The capacity for making friends, the and then to cut r hole and get them ability to win others to us, to fasten out. them to our souls with hooks of steel, to surround ourselves with those who Hy«t«rical Somnolence, A youth of nineteen who since early are loyiti and true, is a wonderful childhood hud been Hable to drop ofT to power. Some possess It In a marvel­ sleep nt any time and without any ous degree; they make friends without feeling of fatigue is described by Dr. effort. But although comparatively 11. Catllll In the Lancet (London). He few are thus gifted It is possible for was perfectly normal and Ihx-tor Car every one to develop the power In Illi became convinced that the attacks greater or less degree. “Only be admonished," ns Emerson were hysterical and self suggested ; In other words that he hypnotized him says, "not to strike leagues of friend­ «•■If. They told him his attack« were ship with cheap persons where no due to a thickened spot on h!s skull friendship« can be. Our Impatience and cured him by cutting out a tiny betrays us Into rash and foolish «111- piece of hone and letting him handle ances.”—Orison Swett Harden, In Chi­ cago Daily Newa. Holstein Breeders Attention, ------o----- I have for sale some of the very best bred heifers and bull calves in Tillamook. These calves are from world’s record breeding, cllmatlzed gnd health certified herds. The daifv man of Tillamook County who has a scrub bull in his herd can tnake no better Investment at thia time than seeing me at once and getting a reg­ istered bull now, for service In his lii-id next year. Rotlle W Wrtann. Rec-Trcas. Tillamook Co Holstein Breeders Assn CAPITAL AND ¡SURPLUS, There is at least one native race of The Military Knights of Windsor 1« i the oldest military body In the world, America ti.at is little troubled with having been founded by Edward III dyspepsia. The Eskimo seems to defy from the veterans of Crecy and Pole­ all laws In this relation and to thrive. tiers, originally having had the prefix He eats until he is satisfied, and it "Sir.” They are now selected by tlie lakes much to satisfy him. if. indeed, king from the old regular officers of he ever is satisfied. He cuts as long as there is a shred of tlie feast before the British army. The Windsor knights are pictur­ him. His capacity is limited only by esque old gentlemen, their uniforms the supply. The Eskimo, It further appears, can consisting of a scarlet coat with gold epaulets. Their somewhat expansive make no mistake in the manner of waists are lashed round with a crim­ cooking his food for tlie very simple son sash and they have a very dandy­ reason that he does not cook it. Nor, looking eross-belt of white leather, on so far as the blubber or fut of the Arc­ which is a breastplate embossed with tic is concerned, is he worried about the garter arms, the garter sword his manner of eating it. Indeed, he hanging from the belt, There is a may be said not to eat it at all. He of cuts it into long strips an inch wide bright crimson stripe on tlie outside < their trousers. Their hats i are the and an inch thick and then lowers the most luxuriant creation of feathers, strip down his throat as one might lower a rope into a well. Notwith­ plumes and cockades. The duties of these old warriors standing all this, the Eskimo does not are not now very exacting, At one suffer from indigestion. He can make time they were bound to attend the a good meal off the flesh and skin of chapel of St. George at Windsor twice the walrus, provision so hard and grit­ a day. Their devotional duties were ty that in cutting up the animal the i later reduced to their presence at di­ knife must be continually sharpened. vine service only once a week and on The teeth of a little Eskimo child the birthdays of certain members of will, it is said by those who know, j the royal family. The strength of the meet In a bit of walrus skin as the j corps at the present time Is only 18, teeth of one of our own children would which consists of 13 knights of the meet in the flesh of an apple, although upper foundation and five in the lower. the hide of the walrus is from half an ' inch to an Inch in thickness and bears considerable resemblance to the hide GOT RID OF MALCONTENTS of an elephant. The child of the Arc­ tic will bite It and digest it and never Pilgrim Fathers Had a Highly Effec- know what dyspepsia means. Eucalyptus Fuel. J Q^INTERCHURCH World Movement » I BELONG TO HOLIDAY SEASON TILLAMOOK COUNTY BANK Eskimo« Apparently Able to Dig«»t Anything in th« Form of Foo«, Without Cooking It Announcement. _____ ------ o------ _ c J. Edwards, of Tillamook, Ore- gon. solicits the support of the Re- publican voters of Washington, Yam­ hill. Lincoln, and Tillamook counties joint senator. A resident of Yam­ hill county for thirty-four years, and the past six of Ttllamook, together with having served in the house the past two sessions gives him a know­ ledge which hns qualified him fov the .o: iiioa of joint Senator. Yo tr vote Is solicited May 21st. WELL ENDOWED BY NATURE Mountain Goat Thoroughly Equipped for Life In High Altitudes Amid Snow and Rock*. “The mountain goat is equally at home on rock. Ice, snow or meadow, and It lives in bands of two to twenty,” says Dr. William T. Hornaday, writing of “The Rocky Mountain Goat at Home,” In Boys’ Life. "Its big idack hoofs have chisel edges for Ice and a center of rubber cushion for slippery rock. In steep climbing the front of the hoof digs in like a garden trowel, and In going down steep places the rear dekvdaws make wonderfully effec­ tive brakes. The heavy coat of fine and dense white wool is impervious to dry cold, but the wet ami cold rains of New York winters quickly put moun­ tain goats down and out. In the East they must be sheltered from all cold rains, or they contract pneumonia and die. Of dry cold they can endure any amount. “In the matter of food, we must say that the goat is herbivorous, and ex- plnfn that It feeds on a great variety of mountain plants, according to sea­ son. On the summits they find very little real grass, hut they find pul- satflla and other queer pasture plant,« that are literally ’just as good.’ In the spring they feed on the wild onions that grow abundantly in their home pastures, which Imparts to their flesh a strong onion flavor.” • Memory System, A middle-aged suburbanite over- taken on his Saturday afternoon stroll by a young mnrrled friend whom he knew was taking a memory-training course, inquired as to the progress made. “Doing fine I” was the reply. “Fill your pipe from my pouch and I'll tell you while we perambulute.” But the last word was hardly uttered when he made a right-about-face and re­ turned at the double on his tracks. In the evening the middle-aged man called to return the pouch. “Thanks,” smiled the owner. “You'd wonder why I left you so abruptly. Law of associ­ ation—worked beautifully. The word ‘tobacco,’ followed by ’perambulate’ reminded me of something.” “Impor­ tant?” "Well—yes. Don’t breathe a word to the wife. I'd left the peram­ bulator outside the tobacconist’s and the baby was in it 1”—Manchester Guardian. $50,000. Member Federal ¡Reserve System. Back of YOU there is always a FEDERAL RESERVE BANK. member bank i n|the Federal Re­ serve System is the strength of the organized banking resources of the country. ACK of every By dealing with this bank which is a member of the Federal Reserve System, the system’s facilities and re­ sources are available to you—virtually just across the street—What is this worth to you in giving confidence as to the stability of your banking arrangements. 8 -At. OFFICERS-~ R. E. Williams H. T. Botts David Kuratli C. M. Dyrlund B. L. Beals, Jr. President Vice-President. Vice-President Cashier. Ass’t Cashier. DIRECTORS— H. T. Botts, Chairman. R. E. Williams James Williams David Kuratli John Erickson T. W. Lyster Wm. Maxwell Albert Marolf D. Fitzpatrick. „ » (-) .if.K .i.t.M .ic yr.yc. REALLY A CHAMELEON CITY Barcelona Is the chameleon city of Spain. In some quarters of the city the streets are narrower and more crooked than those of old London, while In others are avenues, boule­ vards, shops and cafes which vie with those of Paris. The city has an aris­ tocracy which lives so fur in the past that Its scions still deplore the dis­ covery of America, according to a bulletin of the National Geographic society. Until 1492 Barcelona was the New York of the Mediterranean, Colum- bus’ voyage was considered a Mt of impertinence on the part of the Cas- tilian government to upset the bal- ance of trade in favor of clties in western and southern Spain, As a result a movement swept the Catalan provinces, of which Barcelona Is the center, for annexation to Frame, the revolt against Philip IV in UDO re­ sulting in the district giving itself over to French protection. Catalonia's old allegiance, however, wns renewed in 1632, four centuries Inter the resentment ameliorating enough to permit the placing of a statue of Christopher Columbus in the Rambla, Fifth avenue of Barcelona. After the Spanish-American war mobs of Barcelona citizens stoned and egged the explorer’s statue "ns punishment for having ventured to find so trouble­ some a new world for Spain.” 1920 i • HS25252525252S25252S252SH525HS2S25252S252525252525252525252525252SE5ESH5 c tí tí tí tí tí tí tí D K p tí tí tí I tí tí tí H 's Ul tí tí tí tí tí tí tí S ui tí NOTICE 4 i Have sold my interest'in the Tillamook Transfer Co. and have bought into the City Transfer Co., and all of the old customers who wish me to do their work will find me on the Job. Prices Right, H. BROOKS. tí tí tí 525252S25252S25252S252S25252S25252S2525252S2525252S2525252525252S252S2S2 Stradivara * Phonograph The Sweatest Tone Phono graph made. Plays all records of their best without the harsh metallic sound found in so many Facts About Corn Culture. The tribes of North America Faw the possibilities of corn and hastened K s Its evolution. There has been cross- n breeding by white farmers, yet, as a Q matter of fact, the corn culture of the Q present day is practically as it came Q from tlie hand of tlie Indian. He has Q adapted anil modified it to various sec- C tions of the country by a process of Q careful selection. Q Recently it occurred to some seten 0 tlsts that despite the drawback of the C weather the Mandan Indians of the C SOLD BY North were raising corn. An expedl- C tlou made a study of the agricultural “ methods of the Mandan«, and it (level-. “ oped that for centuries the fanners of ? TILLAMOOK, ORE the tribes had been developing a hardy aszS2S2saszs2S2525H5Z5E525H5252525B5HSESB5H5B5a52Sa5asaS2525B5HSa525Z5à corn. The seed hud bee» selected front year to year from stalks which showed no effect from frost. KOCH & BENNET1 HORSE Wai Her« Before Columbua. On n fnrm near Rosewell. N. M.. Is sn irrigation ditch, or rather a raised Irrigation ditch, which Is one of the oldest evidences of nian’s Inventive powers on this continent. It was built centuries before Columbus learned navigation. The walls of the canal are believed to have been made of sed­ iment taken from a nearby spring, a clnyllke material that exposure to the air has made as hard as stone. The making of two blades of grass to grow where but one grew before through Irrigation Is a very ancient i practice. It was carried on crudely ■ by the Egyptians at least as early as MOO B. C.—Popular Selene« Monthly. To the Member» of the Republican Party. I ant a candidate for the office of District Attoiney for Tillamook County and will be glad to have your support at the coming primary elec­ tion. If I am nominated and elected 1 will perform the duties of the office to the best, of my ability, and en­ deavor to serve all of the people by an efficient, just and equal enforce­ ment of the law. T. H. Goy no. SHOEING JACK HARPER, BALL SHOP, TILLAMOOK. Take your Horses there and get First Class Shoes for them. I guarantee alLwork to be satisfactory, if not, bring it back and I will make good without extra charge. We pay top prices for Hides. 52325252525252525252525252525251 r !SaSBS2S25B5Z5i 325252525252525252 Dr. E. L. Glaisyer, VETERINARIAN, 9 County Dairy Herd Inspector BELL PHONE. MAIN 3. MUTl'AL PHONE 1 S2S2S2S2SZSa525ZSZS2S2S2S!!5ZSZS2 52'^5aS252S2S2S2S25a525K?j