TILLAMOOK Political Band Wagon. ------ o Announcement. We can prove it! o I hereby announce myself as a candidate for re-election of County Surveyor, on the Republican ticket, at the primary election, May 21st, 1920. If successful will conduct the office in an efficient, economical and courteous matter. * ‘ W. S. Coates. We can prove that this Western Electric Washer and Wringer Will wash your clothes easier, quicker and cheaper than they are washed now. Fur­ ther—that it will wash your clothes cleaner—without broken buttons—with­ out the wear occasioned by the wash­ board and hard muscle. Will you give us a chance to prove it? In your home —at our store—anywhere! TODAY! Sunset Electric Co 1 DOOR S.-C0N0VER & CONDIT HEADLIGHT. APRIL 22 1920. THE CASE OF SENATOR NEW­ put Ford over. It was a time when the patriotic people of Michigan, de­ BERRY. ------ o------ An Editorial from the Fort Wayne (Ind.) Newt. -------- o prived as they were of the soldier vote, were obliged to fight. No doubt they did as their opponents did and went outside the silly and neuritic statute, but at that they fought a good fight and kept the faith. They have made no secret of it and they are proud that they saved their corn­ monwealth from the ignominy would have been its position Ford been chosen. TILLAMOOK COUNTY BANK CAPITAL AND SURPLUS It is inferred that no one will chal­ lenge the technical correctness of the verdict under which Senator New­ berry and his associates were found guilty. The defendants themselves Member freely acknowledged their “guilt.’’ providing the construction of the law Federal Reserve by Judge Sessions was correct, and, according to the jurors, a conviction Coaxing You to Smile Announcement. would have been impossible except System. for the free and voluntary evidence Upon the advice of a large number of these men. It was not charged that “Sold!” ____ of leading citizens of Tillamook their use of money was for the pur­ Back of YOU there is always As the man and the maid strolled County, I have decided to announce pose of buying votes or corrupting myself as a candidate for the office the electorate in other ways, and through the picture gallery the wom­ a FEDERAL RESERVE BANK of County Clerk, subject to the ap­ while they unquestionably used mon­ an stopped before one exhibit. "Oh, ACK of every member bank in the Federal Re­ proval of the Republican voter* at ey "illegally'’ they used it for per­ how sweet!” she breathed. "I wonder what it means?” questioned the the primaries to be held in May. serve System is the strength of the organized fectly legal purposes—advertising If nominated and elected I will and organizing work. Under the young fellow, as he eyed the pictured banking resources of the country- perform the duties of said office to drastic instructions of the court, pair who clung together in an atti­ tude of love and longing. "Oh, Char ­ By dealing with this bank which is a member of the the best of my ability, and will de­ there was, perhaps, no other course lie, don’t you see?” the girl chided Federal Reserve System, the system’s facilities and re­ vote my exclusive time in looking for the jurors to follow. tenderly. "He has just asked her to after the interests of said office and sources are available to you—virtually just across the The travesty of the whole thing the taxpayers of Tillamook County however, and its manifest injustice, marry him and she has consented. street—What is this worth to you in giving confidence It’s lovely: What does the artist call affected thereby. as to the stability of your banking arrangements. are shown not alone in the grotesque the picture?” the young man leaned Dated this 14th day of January, absurdity of the law but in the fact nearer and eyed the little label on 1920. that presecution was confined to ine the frame. "I see!” he cried, J. C. McClure. OFFICERS-- adherents of one candidate. To say printed on this card here 'Sold! that the friends and adherents of President R. E. Williams Vice-President. To The Republican Voters of Tilla­ Henry Ford spent no more than the H. T. Botts legal *3,750 in his behalf is to pre- Musical Effects. Vice-President David Kuratli mook County. sent a statement mat makes people ] "You have advanced your prices Cashier. C. M. Dyrlund I am a candidate for sheriff in the laugh. They spent money like water enormously,” complained the cafe Ass’t Cashier. B. L. Beals, Jr. and it is estimated that the cost to ( proprietor. Republican Primaries. DIRECTORS — "Only enough to meet overhead 1 am a deputy in this office at William R. Hearst alone was consid­ H. T. Botts, Chairman.' erable more than *1000,000. Indeed, charges," answered the orchestra ex- present, have had several years James Williams HE. Williams perience there, and I submit my it was the aggressive publicity cam­ leader. “We have a new jazz number John Erickson David Kuratli record as an officer for your consid­ paign of the Ford people, with their in which we kick a hole into the vicious appeals to disloyalties during bass viol at every performance. Wm. Maxwell T. W. Lyster eration. D. Fitzpatrick. Should I be nominated and elected, the absence from the state of the sol­ Albert Marolf I will endeavor to serve you effi­ diers, that caused the friends of Com­ Danger of Wilting. mander Newberry to resort to the use ciently, honestly and impartially. Teddy hated to wash his face more John Aschim. of a money campaign themselves. rhe presecution of Senator New­ than once a day. Just as vehemently berry was pushed and promoted by he liked to use the hose to sprinkle To the Voters of Tillamook County. Woodrow Wilson, who, miffed by the the flowers. Father had to remon­ strate with him for overspriukling I want the Republican nomination defeat of his friend and supporter, his flowers. “You’ll make them wilt Henry Ford, did not scruple to em ­ for sheriff at the primary election if you sprinkle them at any time ex­ next May. To get it I have to have ploy the federal agencies and nearly cept in the morning,” he told him. A one million dollars of public money enough Republican votes. All who few days later his mother was trying have faith in me, and vote for me,, I to conduct a thoroughly partisan to persuade him to wash his face for prosecution. Yet he himself in 1916 thank in advance. had been the direct beneficiary of lunch. Then grandmother tried to Frapk Hannenkrat. the very offense charged against use her influence. "Why, I always Senator Newberry, and at the hands wash my face before lunch,” she told Announcement. of this same Henry Ford who con­ him. Then Teddy looked at grand­ tributed *150,000 during the cam­ ma’s wrinkles and remembered the Owing to the fact that a large paign to put in the newspapers of flowers. "Yes and just see how wilt­ number of tax payers in different the country those well remembered ed it is.” he retorted. parts of the county have asked me to advertisements which lampooned Col. make the race for County Judge, and Roosevelt as “a war dog” and which Concluding the Ceremony. believing that with my previous ex- thanked God for Wilson who with The Justice of the Peace—Do you perience in County business, I am honor had kept us out of war. take this woman to be your lawful qualified for the office, I hereby an- Naturally the validity of the law nounce myself as a candidate for the restricting expenditures for publicity wedded wife? The Bridegroom—I do. office of County Judge, subject to the to an absurdly normal sum will be 'lhe Justice—Then I pronounce approval of the Republican voters attacked and it is confidently believ­ you man and wife. And remember the coming Primary Election. ed that it will be upset. Commander you asked me to do this. Don’t Homer Mason, Newberry himself spent nothing and blame me. things have certainly come to a sor­ Announcement. ry pass in this country if a man's Completely Tired Out. friends may not contribute and con­ The colonel’s negro orderly To the Republican voters of Tiila- tribute liberally for I lie perfectly mook county. pioper furtherance of his candidacy. missing, and inquiry developed I hereby offer my services to th; The thing which really rankles in he was confined to quarters as the people of Tillamook Co. as County the breast oi every decent American, result of a fight. Solicitous as to the Commissioner and respectfully ask however, is the character of the con­ welfare of his striker, the Old Man yoqr support at the coming primaries test tn which Truman H. Newberry visited him personally in his bar- I stand for permanent roads properly and Henry Ford appeared as contest­ racks, where he found him in a di- located and fair treatment to all sec­ ants. Truman H. Newberry was a lapidated condition. ' How's this tions of our county. man whose good citizenship and pat­ Sam?” he inquired, "What’s been H. V. Alley. riotism were above question and happening to you?” "Well, suh you above reproach. In 1898, although know Sat-dy was pay-day, and after wealthy and in a profitable business, supper we gets into a big crap game. Announcement. he relinquished all to become a com­ Long came 'bout 2 o’clock in the A. I hereby announce myself as a can­ mon seaman on a warship in the M. me and Napoleon Sims gets into didate for the Republican nomina­ Spanish-American struggle. He rose a little friendly argument, Cun nel, tion for representative in the legis­ by his own efforts, attracted the at­ befor I knew it he hits me in de S25B5E52S252525a5B52525E5B5H52S252SZ52S2S252S2SB525Z52SE5asa5252SaSHS2Sa lature from the 14th Legislative Dis­ tention of Colonel Roosevelt by his mouf and he knocks out fo' teet, and trict embracing Yamhill and Tilla­ gallantry, and was later made assis­ he hits me in de eyes and blacks dem. tant secretary of the Navy by his and he blame near busts mah nose mook Counties. fine judge of men. When the world and mah jaw. Den he gets me down ESaS2S25E52SHSZ5a52SES25E52S25252SB525aSHS2SBS25a5aS2SaSES25a52525a525HS Frank A. Rowe. war began, although far beyond on de ground and stomps on me and draft age, he and his two boys at cracks three ribs. Fo’ God, Cunnel, Announcement. once enlisted for active service. He Ah never got so tiahd of a man in all ------ o------ himself was assigned to naval duties mah life.” I hereby announce myself as ------ o - candidate for County Judge at the and the two sons went to France with the army where they engaged Breaking Even. next primary election. My motto. "I bunkered one of them smart con­ "100 per cent efficiency for every in actual combat. Neither Comman­ der Newberry nor ills two sons were fidence men up in Kay See good and taxpayer’s dollar.” in Michigan when the election oc­ proper!” boasted Gabe Gosnell, of W. L. Campbell. curred. They were engaged at the Grudge, who was juBt back from the B front. fl Big Burg. "Bought the Union Station To The Voters of Tillamook County, Opposed to Commander Newberry from him, by cracky!” K o was Henry Ford, professional pacifist "Thunder!” ejaculated the ac­ I hereby announce myself as a can­ war supply contractor, and father of didate for County Clerk, on the Re­ Edsel, the slacker. Ford was content quaintance to whim the incident was E i fl publican ticket, subject to the ap- to remain at home piling up huge being related. “What’s the matter B fl with you? You didn ’ t bunker him; - provalof the voters at the primaries profits from the contracts thrown K he bunkered you! ” next May. K t his way by the federal administration “Not by a lightin' sight he didn't! I E H. S. Brimhall. and employing his means and his in­ gave him that ’ere oil stock I got : I K fluence with official Washington to stuck with last year for it.” Announcement. keep his son Edsel out of the military ------ o------ K S’ service. Just what pull was resorted : E I hereby announce myself a can- to in order to effect this shameful, Pleasant Conversation. didate for the office of County Treas­ disgraceful and duuinable exemption The spinster waiter two or three r. •I I *• Il urer of Tillamook County, on the is not known, and may never be hours to be admitted to the presence fl I Republican ticket. fl known, but there was a general hoot of the man who visited their town SOLD BY Alexandria Rock. of scorn and derision from the coun­ once a month to retail good advice try when it was announced that this and his own proprietary medicine to Announcement. young slacker was exempted on the the come-ons. At last she was admit­ - - ■ o ground that he wuh "essential to tlie ted. Yes, yes," said the brisque doc- TILLAMOOK. ORE I hereby announce myself as a can­ operation of the Ford industries tor. I wan. to know if influenza didate for the office of County Treas­ which were engaged in getting out can be transmitted by kissing?” “Be­ urer of Tillamook County, for re­ war work.” yond a doubt, madam.” "Well, a man election, on the Republican ticket. The election in Michigan in 1918 with a pronounced case of influenza Kathleen Mills. j was one which stirred that state as kissed tne.” "So! How long ago was 1 it has rarely been stirred before. A this?" "Well, let’s see. I think it was portion of the supporters of about two months.” "Why madam. I To the Voters of Tillamook County. i ' great Senator Newberry were where he No harm can come to you now from JACK HARPER, i I hereby announce myself a can­ and his Bons were—out of the coun­ the exposure. It is quite loo late.” BALL SHOP, TILLAMOOK. § didate for the office of County try and unable to vote. Thousands "I know it, she sighed, “but I Jus', School Superintendent of Tillamook and thousands of brave soldiers who love to talk ubout it.” Take your Horses there and get fl County, subject to the approval of would not only have gone to the lim­ First Class Shoes for them. fl the voters at the coming primary it to express their disapproval of the It is certainly quite flattering to I guarantee all work to be Pi election. Fords and their conduct, could not those sterling Democratic statesmen, G. B. Lamb. participate in the battle to save their Edwards, McAdoo. Bryan and Palmer satisfactory, if not, bring it back fl state from the black disgrace of rep­ to get beaten in the Michigan Demo­ and I will make good without fl resentation by a man whose colossal cratic primary for the presidential Announcement. extra charge. Qj ------ o------ ignorance was approximated only by endorsement by Herbert Hoover, who We pay top prices for Hides. J , his bigotry, egotism and lack of I am a candidate for re-election on is a candidate for the Republican the Republican ticket, at the primary Americanism—by men who denounc­ nomination. It’s getting so a Demo- a52S2SB5B5Z5ZSZ5a5H5Z5B525i525HS25HSE5a525aresa5E5aS2Sa5B52S2Sa5E5E5a5a election. May 21, for the office of ed the flag of his country as a rag crat can’t even carry a Democrallc and who declared openly for inter­ primary. County Assessor. Economy, effeclepcy , and a busi­ nationalism. ------ o------ J2S252S252S252525252S2S2S25252S2S2SclSëL52S25252S25Z5252Sa52S25E52S25a52St. Arrayed in Ford’s behalf were all ness system In handling the work of Paderewski is particularly an exile | th* office, combined with careful the pacifists, “conscientious objec­ from Poland whose freedom was courteou* treatment to all, ha* been tors,” bolshevists, socialists and an­ achieved mostly through his efforts. my policy in the past, and will by my archists. All of the men who hated He may have discovered that politics ■ this country and who favored for­ policy in the future. eign governments or no government after all,, was not his forte, but as | C. A. Johnson. at all were working for him tooth a premier he should have been able | pnd toe nail, Every I. W. W. and to beat even Mr. Wilson in Issuing Announcement. j , every red in Michigan were out for "firm notes.” -—o — ’ o- — “ ■ ;» him and so were all the cranks, I hereby announce myself aa a can­ Puccini and Mascagni, the famous didate on the Republican ticket for dreamers and mushy idealists. And the office of County Commissioner of ■o. alas, were many partisan demo­ composers, will be members of the Tillamook County subject to the will crats. And these people, backed by next Italian Senate. From which it ■ BELL PHONE. MAIN 3. MUTUAL PHONE of the voter* at the primary election an immense campaign fund and an must be assumed that Italy is prepar­ unscrupulous and Irresponsible pres*, ing to play a leading role in the con- j May 21. were turning heaven and earth to cert of nations. Frank C. Reed. $50,000 NOTICE This week we call your attention to our assortment: to AND LUNCH KITS MODERATELY PRICED The use of these bottles afford Hot or Cold Drinks at any hour of the day or night % * Prices Right. Have one along on you Auto Trip. Handy in the sick room. Keep Hot your midnight or midday drink. C. I. CLOUGH CO- Tße Stere OREGON TILLAMOOK CITY, Have sold my interest in the Tillamook Transfer Co and have bought into the City Transfer Co., and all of the old customers who wish me to do their work will find me on the Job. ¿525252SH525e525252525B52S2525B5252SE525Z52525eS2S25a525B5Z52S252525E' H. BROOKS 8 Stradivara Phonograph H H ! The Sweatest Tone Phono­ B It is pure, wholesome and sweet. 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