TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT MORE PEOPLE GRAND OPENING -DANCE Masquerade and Carnival AT GARIBALDI COVE, SATURDAY, April47th. Music by Cumming’s Orchestra featuring Juene Wilder Dinkle Jazz Pianist. Prize Waltz $2.50. od Music, Good Floor, Good Management Tickets, $1.50, Including Checking and] War Tax. a NO SHIPMENT TOO LARCL. TILLAMOOK TRANSFER CO Phone 37 W Liberty Temple. I 1 LAMB-SCHRADER CO <52C How would YOU I arai» like this? 34 "Years Work, e HAT is the kind of increase in salary the minister has received. His living expenses have risen just as fast and as far as yours. But he is paid on the average just 52 cents more church member than he was paid 34 years ago. T The Minister Never Fails Yoa Every officer of the Government with a war message to deliver appealed to the ministers first of all. But 80% of the ministers receive less income than government economists figure as a minimum for the support of an average family. When hospitals need money they enlist the support of the ministers—and receive it But when sickness visits the minister or the members of his family they must be treated in a charity ward. His pay is less than a day laborer’s. S out of every 10 ministers receive less than $20 a week—about half the pay of a mechanic. We P*y Him Half the Wages of a Mochame An4 ct three prtifully inadequate ■alarira, how much do jroa contribute? Natiung if yen are autaaie the church; an average at leea than Ac a day if you are a choedb READ BOOKS HELD FAST TO THOSE FISH Indianapolis Man Waa Taking No Chaneca of Losing the Prizes He Had Secured. There are five times as many peo­ ple In England reading books as there were before the war, according to Str Ernest Williams, one of the foremost publishers of London. He says war has taught the people there the value of books, and shown them the Joy of reading. When air raids were numer­ ous and all social activities stopped, there still remained the Inner room, the light and books. There was a quick demand developed for light reading, but it has changed and grown so that now the best books are most in demand. When air raids were ended and lights and social activities were used again, the habit of reading was continued and has grown rapidly the past year. There Is an insistent demand, this publisher says, for books that deal with real life. It Is bls belief that out of the experiences of war has been born a deeper appreciation of life and understanding of how tremendous­ ly worth living it is. On this new con­ sciousness he bases the demand for books that deal sincerely with prob­ lems of life.—Ohio State Journal. Tom Genolln, of the railway mall service, tells a thrilling story of bow once upon a time he wus tempted and tell; how In the early hours of morn­ ing he slipped away to a “posted' stream and drew from thence live of the most beautiful bass ever seen. The climax of his story reads thus: "The glorious day was peeping and creeping through the silent trees when I gathered up my bunch of beauties and started homeward. 1 had not gone far when I laid them In a clump of grass while I filled my pipe. When I started to pick them up again io and behold they were gone. A slight stir under a nearby- bush brought visions of some prow­ ling thief and I threw myself prone upon the bush and clutched for the place where the fish might be. That is when I nwoke and gathered myself up from the bedroom floor where I lay clutching a Jangling alarm clock." Mr. Genolln thus ends the story: I ’ "The tragic and unbelievable part of my story is yet to be told. The day after the incident related I went to the pool concerning which I had dreamed and there I fished precisely is I fished In my dream and I caught five beautiful buss precisely us I had caught them in my dream and, lastly. I returned home with them, but not once did I lay them down in a clump of grass."—Indianapolis News. SAVED BY How the Female Population of Helgo­ land Upset Calculations of Danish Admiral. Helgoland, the navnl wall flower during the World war, had its fate decided, upon one memorable occasion, by the women of the Island, according to a bulletin of the National Geograph­ ic society. About the time William Fenn was settling Pennsylvania a Danish admiral captured the island's fishermen one night while they were placing their nets. He threatened to hold them as hostages until the Island surrendered to Denmark. Wives, mothers ami sisters arose and forced the Danish garrison to re­ linquish any claim upon Helgoland. In the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries Helgoland was a center of the North sen herring fisheries. Then herring veered back to Scotland's i coast and the Islanders handed down a tale of the impiety by which they forfeited the boon, Until a few years ago horses were unknown to the Is- land. One story has It that when an old woman saw an Englishman ride up the hills she dropped dead from the shock of what she believed was a supernatural creature. Humidity. Humidity Is the moisture or aqueous vnpor In the atmosphere. The vapor Is really an invisible gas. When this vapor becomes visible It Is called dew, fog, mist, haze, clouds, rain, snow, hail, etc., according to the size of the drops of water or the method by which the | vapor condenses. A given space at a given temperature can contain only a definite amount of moisture. When a given space contains all of the mois­ ture It is capable of holding it*ls said to he saturated. The percentage of moisture In the air to what It would hold If saturated Is called the relative ; humidity. When the air Is saturated : with moisture the humidity would lie | 100 per cent, and If half saturated 50 per cent, three-quarter saturated 75 | per cent. Th'e Increased humidity has i much to do with the effect of the fem- | perature on the Individual, which is ! the reason the subject is so commonly discussed during hot periods. When Douglas Fairbanks was _. a little boy, five years old. he lived In Denver, and he was always sent to bed much earlier than he wnnted to go. Opposite his bedroom was a tailor shop where the lights burned brightly a long time after Douglas went to sleep. He used to lie and watch the Industrious tailor, and one day he sur­ prised his father by saying that he knew what he wanted to do when he »raw np; he would be a tailor. “Why?" said hie father. “Because," said Douglas. “I could sit up then aa long as I wanted to—all night If 1 pleased." Artistic Verisimilitude. Cnstomer—These grand opera phon­ ograph records are lmi>erfect. I can't get anything ont of them half the time. Salesman—They are onr finest achievement. Yon never can tel! when these records will sing—they're s* tempera men t a 1.—Boston Tra nscrlpt. ] Japan««« in Bolivia. Japanese Interests have obtained a great stretch of land In Bolivia, They have also 20,000 square miles in Peru, Agriculture and tnlunig la their stunt. WORLD M Buy a Nash and be Up-to-Date BECAUSE Of the automatically lockingdifferential. This differential makes the two wheels work together, one cannot spin, when the other sticks. Nash rear driven trucks are equipped with electric lights and starters, thus conserving fuel. You can shut off the motor when you leave the truck standing, and work night or day. It’s an economical machine. Added to the fact that Nash trucks are amply powered to pull themselves out of tight places, they have the additional advantage that they seldom spin. Spinning, as everyone knows, is a great destroyer of tiies. because it subjects them to unusually severe strains. CALL FOR A NATIONAL CRY Great Need in This Country, ’Tie Said, for an Explosive, Exprès- sive Yell. I American audiences are charged with being unresponsive and apathet- Ic, particularly in patriotic outdoor demonstrations. Americans are not incapable of making loud, loyal noises, and not averse thereto. But rarely is a parade staged in this city that does not move throughout a large part of its course between silent lines of spec­ tators. The result Is sometimes so depressing as largely to neutralize the desired effect of the parade. The will to cheer doubtless arises all along the line, but there Is no short and easily exploded yell known to us. ‘‘Hurrah,” Is the traditional American word for cheer, but no man will ven­ ture its use In public, unless In the wake of a cheer leader who prefaces It with a "hip, hip, hip!" Even then the usual response testifies that this method of cheering is getting rusty, There is no lack o; cheering on an American football field, nor at any kind of a demonstration on a college campus. Tlie reason for this Is that good, expressive, explosive yells have I been devised for outdoor use. And because they do explode, and because they stand for something, the Ameri­ can public likes to use them. They also like to follow a good yell leader. America needs a national yell. The man who enn coin one will do the country a great service.—Minneapolis I Journal. A one ton capacity, rear driven truck, a two ton capacity, rear driven truck, and the famous NASH QUID, which drives breaks and steers on all four wheels, for heavy duty hauling, compare the NASH TRUCK LINE. $ 5 $ CHARLES F. PANKOW, Tillamook, Agent Í ■ improved Stereopticon. A recent development of the stere- opticon operates automatically, throw­ ing upon n screen a certain number of lantern-slide views, usually 46. but 100 or 200 or more by special adapta­ tion. The apparatus Includes a 1,000 candle power nltrogen-tungsten lamp, condensing and objective lenses, and a small motor to be connected to a lamp socket on either n direct or alter­ nating current circuit. The machine shifts the slides automatically, nilow- Ing each plcture to remain on the screen 12 seconds before being re- placed by tlie next. The outfit with screen, slides, etc., packs into a sult- case, and is especially fitted to enable the traveling salesman to show goods by picture, though also adapted for educational displays, home entertain­ ment and a great variety of other pur­ »OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOCeOCOGGOOOOCOeOSOeOOCCiOCeOQQQQOCOGCiQOOOOOOQOOOOeOOOQOOOOOOCOO poses. Valuable Tree. I Envied the Tailor. Nash Truck $ WOMEN Responsibilities. Thinking of others does not excuse folks from respecting their own re­ sponsibilities. Tlie world wouldn’t get along very fast If all our time and thoughts were given to others. Tn get along and have the moans to be help­ ful tn others we must do considerable for ourselves. Our Job must bring enough returns to the boss to pay' hint for tlie trouble of bothering with its. Our home life touches others and we must see to It that our contact leaves them happier for the touch. Life Is more than mere routine however much It may scent to he cnst In a one piece mold. It's our thoughts for others flint lift us out of the humdrum and ninke life worth living. There's no limit to the enthusiasms of life when concern for another's welfare gets hold of you. i Ç According to English Authority, This Is One of the Results of the War. ISLAND take an amazing load. And you’ll find we handle every case or package as carefullyas if it were our own. Why not have call In relation to a contract for all 'yout^transfer work. We’ll make the figures right. ------ o------- AFRIT, 15, A giant knurl tree has been logged by the Queensland forest service and the timber sold for $1.000. It was known as Beil's tree and yielded 17.- 000 superficial feet of timber in five huge logs, and the logging costs amounted to $500. The net stumpage came to twelve feet 6 Inches per 100 super feet. Had the tree been smaller a higher prize would have been real­ ized, as few saw-millers cared to han­ dle It. This giant of the forest was offered to a timber-getter for $30 on the stump, being at the rate of less than 20 cents per super feet twelve years ago. On Blak«r*a Day. Charle« had been going to kinder- garten about two weeks. During this tim« t'- • o' ddren had been taught the song "Ui.eu the Sun Wakes Up at B < ,k of Day." The little fellow liked it *