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Oregon Farmer,.
YPRES A BIG SOUVENIR SHOP
Virtually the City’s Sole Industry Now
Is the Getting of Money
From Tourists.
The future of Ypres Is still uncer
tain. No one knows at present to
what extent the town will lie rebuilt as
it was. All that Is certain Is that the
former population of some 18 000 souls
are now for the most part at Purls-
Plage and Blankenberghe und that
most of them are anxious to returu
“home.”
There are more than a thousand
people living In Ypres today, hnt these
are mainly adventurers from’ Brussels
and elsewhere, who have been attract
ed by the chance of making money out
of visitors, says the London Times. A
new Ypres Is rising among the ruins
of the old, but It is a wooden Ypres,
of a character altogether repulsive to
all who realize that a quarter of a mil
lion lives were given to defend the
salient which takes Its mime from the
town.
The new Ypres Is a place of cafes
and restaurants, of mobs of picture
postcard hawkers, of pleasure wagons
and omnibuses, of souvenir hunters
and noise. There is a so-called “Brit
ish tavern" In the grand palace itself,
and the road to the Menlo gate Is lined
with places ot refreshment. In the
town and Its vicinity there are 135
cafes and restaurants, nnd everywhere
among the tumbled heaps of brick and
plaster, stone and glrdera men are ea
gerly hammering and building to In
crease the number.
The Belgian government has shown
Itself very willing to consider al! rea
sonable proposals In the way of con
serving the ruins nnd of erecting me
morials. It has declared that the re
mains ot the Cloth hall, cathedral and
adjacent buildings will be left as they
are. It has allotted to the Canadians
certain sites by the Menln gate. It has
promised a site for the erection of an
English church. There has been talk
of preserving the whole of the remains
of the town as a memorial.
Health-Giving Air Seems to Bring New
Life and Hope to Souls of
Me., and Women.
19 Gride Jersey Cows, fresh and springing
2 Duriam Cows.
3 Duriam Cows, fresh and springing.
3 Holsein Cows, springing.
1 Holsein Heifer, tspringing.
average y?ld of the herd is five and one fourth gallon a day.
Alo 2 Durham Bulls, 2 and 3 year old ;
1 legistcred Jersey.Bull, 2 year old ;
1 drsey Bull, 1 year old.
S*rill start a 10 A.M. Mr. Wilson, of McMinnville, auctioneer
A. A. YAGER and F. L. BRADEN
A Honey-maker and hard work saver for land dearers and wood-cutting
In iso all over tue u. B. w cen ■>«
feed mills, feed cutters, pxmp». etc.
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one-tenth He co<. V, rite
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USED THE CONVINCING WORD NO SPOONING IN AIRPLANES JOHNNY NOW IN “TRAINING”
8tory of Traveler and the Cab Horae
Used ae Object Lesson in Good
Salesmanship.
Impossibility of Sociability
While Flying May Constitute
Bar to Popularity.
Sheer
Wife of AbaenVMInded Veteran Will
See T.iat the Course He Is
Taking Is Thorough.
Tillamook Head
“So you let him get away, eh?” sajd
“Johnny” did Dot come marching
light,
CO rjr
The most fatal thing of all at the
the proprietor with mingled bitterness
home, at least not to the wife awaiting
Weekly Oregon-
present
time
to
the
popularity
of
flying
and philosophy. “And you had him
his return la an Iowa town, after a
GREAT IS FROSTY MORNING
ir Grounds,
Tüiäinoo Oregon,
wednesd April 7th,
1920
After gloomy days, the frosty mom
Ing comes as a benediction. It seems
to put new life and new hope and new
aspirations Into the souls of men and
women, remarks the Columbus Dis
patch.
Not long ago there was a nasty
week. Clouds and moisture—and de
pression. The sun was all but forgot
ten, for if It showed Itself at all, it
was with a sickly fleeting glow. The
muscles became flabby from the warm
temperature; dispositions took on the
nature of the went her. There was no
elasticity in the step, no mirth In the
voice, n slow, dull, listless tiredness
took hold of people. And I hen cume
the frosty morning. One did not have
to have eyes to know that the sun
•was shining, nor ears to hear the mu
sic of attuned Nature.
A hundred years were saved right
here In the city in the quickened puce
of the people. A thousand horsepower
was added to the strength of the la
borers. The good resolutions that were
made would till a library—and the
inspirations that came to those who
breathed deeply of the frost-Iadened
air will keep the world a-going for
another season. Grent are the bli'ss-
Ings of God scintillating from every
crystal; divine music borne upon the
wings of the health-giving air.
Airplane Saves Taxpayers' Money.
Tile practice of conveying prisoners
to jail by airplane was begun In San
Francisco recently when Ivan Gates,
police aviator of the San Francisco
department, flew across the bay to
Alameda and returned with Janies M.
Kelley, who had been sentenced to six
months in jail. Kelley, who was
brought across with no handcuffs on,
snys he enjoyed the trip across the
bay, though It was rather short—less
than five minutes. The airplane wet if
np 5,000 feet. Chief of Police White
says: "Think what a saving It will be
If we can send a plane to Reno or
Los Angeles for a man and have hltn
back In a few hours. Now there must
be a long, expensive trip by train, with
a stop over night at a hotel.”
To Make Potato Flour.
is Its unscclablllty. The pilot may have
right to the point. Your sales talk was
good, right up to the last minute, when the profile of a Greek god, but if every
time he turns it to speak It Is neces
you omitted the convincing word.”
sary to shut off the engine, and one's
“Looks that way.”
“Sure does. You remind m« forcibly heart stops, too, it is difficult to think
of the case of a colored hack driver of a witty response. And mostly he
down south. One day he and his dilap does not turn it. All one has for com
idated cab and moth-eaten horse were pany Is the upper two-thirds of the
all asleep by the curb. It was noon. back of a leather helmet. As a match-
Ten minutes till time for the train and innklng proposition the airplane Is a
the station was a mile away. A fat failure. And as for descending to
traveling man of middle age came some flowery meadow and there say
sweating along toting two heavy grips ing all the things he has been thinking
and hastening toward the station. See up while In the air, I can only say per
Ing the cab Idle, he culled to the sonally that nfter two hours of flying.
I was stone deaf, and I wouldn't have
driver:
“ ‘Hey, boy, can you get me to that known whether he was telling me he
adored me or was asking me if I
train In ten minutes.’
“ 'Dunno, boss; dis hyer hoss he wanted a drink of water.
I was quite deaf for some time. We
putty tolahle ole. He was In de ahrny,
landed at an army nvlutlon field be
boss.’
“ ‘Was ho In the war? I wns In the fore a lot of ground mechanics and
cavalry myself. Get Into that cab and flyers, and If I expected that the re
moval of my goggle« and discovery of
I’ll get that horse there in time.'
“The driver got inside and the trav- my sex was going to make any sensa
ellng man mounted the driver’s seut. tion I was disappointed. D’you think
As he did so he yelled ‘ ’tention I’ The they ran up nnd shook me bj- the hnnd
old horse stuck his head up for the and observed that I was a brave
first time In twenty years—tall ditto. woman?
They did not. A man tn overalls
‘Charge!’ yelled the fare shandy. He
charged. Away he went, striking tire ennie up and I gathered by lip reading
from the bowlders. The outfit reached and his gestures that we weren’t want
the station Just as the train did. ‘Halt!’ ed where we were, and to move on
yelled the fare and leaped from the down the field nnd park somewhere
seat as the horse came to a skating ■ else. No newspaper men, no excite
stop. Tossing $1 to the astonished oc ment, no cameras. Was thts thing to
cupant of the cab, the traveler ran to he lost to the world?—Mary Roberts
Rinehart, In Saturday Evening Post.
his train.
“That negro driver was the most
astonished man In twelve states. He IS AIRMEN’S PATRON SAINT
had seen a miracle occur right under
his nose."
Michael, With His Wings snd Spear,
DISCARD ALL SPOILED FOOD
Is Peculiarly Qualified for That
High Position.
It was the wing of St. Michael, chief
of the archangels nnd head of the ce
lestial mllltin, which Jeanne d’Arc
heard, they suy, whirring about her In
It Is an extraordinary fact that the little gnrden of Domretny when she
there are stil many persons In this laid her aoftly »poken but insistent call
country who undertake to salvage to arms. And now, a6 If it were not
enough to he the one who called
canned food, which they know to be
«polled, by making It Into salads and Jeanne d'Arc from Domreiny to Rou
en. St Michael is also the patron
«uch dishes.
saint of aviators, boisineo ho head» ce
The Journal of the American Med lestlal warriors rnid buttle« In the
ical associntlon publishes a long re air.
port by Drs. Charles Thorn, Huth B.
In a London church on Spanish
Edmondson and L. S. Giltner of the place—the church to which King Al
microbiological
laboratory.
United fonso went when he was there—
States department of agriculture, there Is a new stained window with
Washington, on several recent deaths an airplane mosaicked into Its design,
due to eating canned asparagus that nnd that window Is dedicated to st.
had spoiled. And It adds an editorial Michael, patron saint of airmen.
saying that “botulism,” as the fatal
St. George met his dragon on the
disease Is called, is “disturbingly fre earth, but St. Michael battled with the
quent in the United States (apparent devil and his angels in the celestinl
ly no case has ever occurred In Great spaces nnd threw them out of heaven.
Britain).”
With his wings and his spear he was
The canned vegetables to blame are the great prototype of the armored air
almost always those put up at home, plane, nnd it limy be that even the In
and have generally been treated with spiring Jeanne d'Arc did not satisfy
out boiling, although boiling does not him and that lie has always kept In
always kill the putrefactive germs Ilfs mind this time when men should
that cause the trouble.
fly and light ns ho did.—New York Eve
When canned foods spoil they are ning Post.
not even to be tasted, for n minute
quantity ts sufficient to cause death.
Nor should domestic animals be per
mitted to eat them. There Would sectn
to be no occasion for any one to meet
this quick hut terrible death, for spoil
ed canned vegetables always sn
nasty, and the vile odor ought to
warning enough for anybody.
Death Lurks In Even a Taste of Can
ned Stuff That Contains Putre
factive Germs.
certain fighting division returned irons
France. The wife waited sad won
dered. Comrades of the man returned.
To the waiting wife they had little In
formation to offer, except to say that
“Johnny” had been wounded In battle,
that he had recovered and had coma
home on a transport.
“If disabled soldiers are given train
ing at the hands of the federal board
for vocational training,” mused the
wife, “and Johnny was wounded, be
may ask for training, and—well, 1 wiM
Just write to the board asking them to
notify me If ’Johnny* does aak for
training.”
A letter to the board brought badk
Information that “Johnny” slightly
disabled, was about to tak« a course
In training. The wife gathered a few
clothes, hoarded a train and within a
few hours walked In on “Johnny.”
Here is the place to Insert a few
stars, exclamation marks. Interrogation
points, quotations galore.
There was a reunion. District voca
tional officers wHl not talk. They
smile, but refuse to answer even the
most Innocent questions. Their re
ports do not Indicate a sudden with
drawal from training of any veteran
admitted. It ts understood that the
wife is now on the job to see that
“Johnny” gets the training he applied
for and another sort of training taught
only by the affectionate wives of ab
sent-minded husbands.— Exchange.
UNSPOILED TRIBES OF AFRICA
English Traveler Pays High Tribute to
Morals and Bahavlor of Negroea
Whom He Met.
Summing np seven years of travel la
the interior of Africa, where the na
tives are “uncorrupted by alcohol,
European morals, snd the love of gala
either by fair means or fraud," aa
Englishman, Mr. E. Torday, speaks
very well indeed of t?H> African negro,
(n two crossings of the Congo Free
State he met no tribe that "was not
naturally good-tempered, and, in meet
Instances, hospitable and trustful.”
Customs of course are different la a
land where one may know the tribe
to which a man belongs by the deeiga
that has been painfully embossed on
his skin. The traveler tells of tribes
where nil the women who would be la
the fashion paint themselves red from
top to toe, and are so food of the oeloe
that If a gift Is given them they im
mediately paint It red also, Cannibals
he met, and people who live In hones s
the door of which looks like a window,
and others, remote from the Inventions
of civilization, who transmit compU-
cated messages over long distances by
signals on a wooden gong. Odd human
beings, as the rest of na bear of them;
but the traveler left them with regret,
looking down from-his steamer on the
crowd gathered when he was leaving
the Congo, “among whom there was
not one who was not my friend."
“Deke" wns hie name among the na
tives, und as he steamed away, there
stood his "dear black friends, waving
their hands, cloth, branches, and any
thing that come to hand, and shouting
In the native tongue, ‘Good-by, Deke;
don't forget u».’ ”
Word Coinage of War.
Inventor of Corliss Engine.
George Henry Corliss, Inventor
the Corliss engine, was born In Eas
ton, N. Y., 102 years ago. His first
device was a machine for sewing boots
and shoes. After several other minor
Inventions had been completed by him,
he settled in Providence. It. I., in 1814
nnd became head of a firm engaged tn
the manufacture of stemn engines.
Here his talent beg n to show full
scope, nnd In IRIS he completed lhe
original form of what has since he
come famous the world over ns the
Corliss engine. By the Invention
Corliss revolutionized the use of sta
tionary engines throughout the world,
and conferred a grent ami lasting
boon upon Industry. Corliss, who be
enme Immensely weultliy, died III Provi
dence In 1888.
Gordon Wasn’t Worried.
Mother asked Gordon to keep the
bnby quiet while she hurried to the
grocery. Soon after she left the bnby
hegsn to cry nnd Gordon gave her his
watch to play with. When mother re
turned she was horrified to see baby
putting the watch In her mouth.
“Good gracious 1” she exclaimed, as
she seized the watch. "Why did you
give It to baby; she might have swal
lowed It."
“I was holdln' the chain,” explained
Gordon, “so It couldn’t go far. But even
If she did swaller It I wouldn’t care
very much, 'cause pa lias promised me
B better one.’
Arrangements have been made In
Great Britain for the establishment
of mills for tire production of ;>ototo
Italian Territory In Africa.
flour, which It Is hoped wiil be on a
Italian Libia now comprises the two
large scale. Although this Industry provinces of Tripolitann and Clrennlca,
has been estahllshcd on the continent and Iles along the north const of Africa
for several years It Is a new one In between Tunis (French) on the west
Great Britain. The British ministry of nnd Egypt on the east. In longitude
foods has for some time been conduct from about P to 23 degrees east. The
ing experiments In potato flour, as extreme northerly point of Libia Is at
there has been an overproduction of about the parallel of latitude 33 de
potatoes, and the flour will provide a grees north: the southernmost point Is
means for th« consumption of the over- unkno n. ns the territory runs south
supply.
Into the unmapped Bnhara Indefinitely
Postgraduate Course.
Essay on Baseball.
A mnldaervant In the home of the
A stnnll boy was told to write an
poet Wordsworth, told a caller who essay about baseball. This Is what he
asked to see her master's study, that handed to his teacher: “Hain—no
be studied In the fields. No one car game.”
reed Wordsworth's poems without
realizing that however much he owed
Notice to Tax Payer».
to books, he owed more to nature. No
matter bow m»ny diplomas you may
1919 taxes are now due and pay-
take, your education will no’ he com able, and must be paid before April
plete till you have taken a postgradu 6th to avoid additional Interest.
ate course in the open.—Girls’ Uom-
Interest at the rate of 1 per cent
panion.
per month will be added after that
date.
Lucre Absent,
W. L. Campbell, Sheriff.
Artist (to patron)—“Yen, Mr, I am
wedded tn iny art.'
Patron—“Well,
Even the Kaiser In his
seclutlon
you certainly didn't marry for money. must admire the way the president
—London Mall.
can conduct diplomatic
relations
without consulting anybody.
«Ur ■" ’
A BUSE and neglect will
give any battery the
"K. O.” in short order;
but, it takes care and
attention tokeepitO.K.
Charge must be kept up
as near as possible to 1.280
mark—water must be put
in to make up for loss
by evaporation —connec
tions must be kept tight
and clean. If you want
to keep your battery in
the O. K. class •// the
time be sure to drive in
every two weeks for in
spection and test. '
"V
Tillamook Batteiy
Station.
Willard Service.
CWillàhO
Don’t be a ’dud,' ” said the lad, haK-
coaxlngly, half-contemptuotarty, to a
schoolmate upon whom he was urging
action to which the other opposed re
sistance.
Thus a word used edio-
qulally us designating shabby Hotties
or semi-valueless effects acquire» a
meaning but Indirectly traceable to the
original. A remarkable number of
new words, either applying to new In
ventions or to be classed as “soldiers’
slang,” came Into being during the
war and have been recognized In a
1(110 dictionary. Presently philologists
will bo exploring a search for roots,
and certain among them will be duly
Incorporated Into our language, wMle
others will drop out as words of occa
sion only.
Unkind Remarks.
Tn haste to cutch a street oar b*-
fore the conductor dosed the door, a
man dr.tpped a two-pound package ef
sugar In the street, The sac* barat;
the granulated cane was ml tied, He
had to wait for the next car and to
hear what the vox popull exclaimed
over th« disaster. Here’s
“Just
wait
until
Ma
meets him.*
“Ills crushed oats will taste
for three wertra.”
“Sweeten the corner where you
are.”
Moral: Carry a basket.
?»
It Wa«.
VALUABUE HORSE
SAVED
A.
Expected Horae Would Die—»
Mow Sleek and Healthy.
i A»
—
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Tn reporting hia experience, Mt*.
J. C. Huste, of Rock Bridge Bath«,
Va., stated: ‘‘My horse is the best
advertisement you would want for
Dr. LeGear’s Stock Powders. He
was in a run down fix and poor and
I thought he would die soon. I got
some of Dr. LeGear’s Stock Powders
—and today he is as fine a looking
horse as you can see in this section.
I only used a few boxes of Dr.
IjeClenr’t Stock Powders.’*
I
p Mr. Huste benefltted by the advice
of Dr. LeGear, Graduate Veteri
nary Surgeon of 27 years’ experi
ence. By following the Doctor’» s
treatment, you can keep your stock
sleek and healthy. Here’» hie offer
to you. Get a package of Dr.
T«Gear*s Stock Powder» from your
dealer; feed it to your horse», milk
cows, steer«, hog», snd sheep as per
directions. If after a thorough trial,
the results are not satisfactory. Just1
return the empty carton
mom
Dr. _
¿oul»,Jt
“The law ain’t nigh u flexible
ought to be I” grumbled the landlerd
of the Petunia tavern. ''Fhec's a
whole lot of cases that It can’t begin to
cover property.”
“What la one of them, foe tostanreF’
naked the gueet.
“Wliy, right here, tomorrow, a Mfe
Insurance agent Is going to be tried for
calling an oil stock seller a War1 anD
I’ll be dod blasted If I see bow, sc-
cording to lew, they can both ba
stuck I"— Knosac City Star.
Notlee.
An Arkansas paper announce» that
the postmaster at Batavia baa received
a letter with no name or address on It,
and he would like the person It la
tendi-d for to please call and get it—
Boston Transcript
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