TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MARCH Tl, 1920 Managers of Matrimony By R. RAY BAKER (Copyright, 1919. by th* McClure Newi- paper Syndicate.) 35,000 Owners Praise The New Triplex Springs than 35,000 owners tie new Overland 4 are enthusiastically telling their friends of the wonderful riding qualities of this car. Triplex Springs smooth out the rough road bumps! “Rides as no light car ever rode before.” “It would be an insult to put shock absorbers on this car.” “The most advanced piece of work yet produced in the motor car line.”—These are some of the sincere compli­ ments paid Overland by proud owners. The Sedan weighs only 200 pound.’ more than the Touring Car r j i ITnlr C. F. PANKOW, Star Garage, Tillamook, Oregon A money-maker and hard work saver for ¡and clearers and wood-cutting contractors. One man can move it from cut to cut. Simple and reliable. Hundreds ia use all over the U. S. When not in Uie tor wood cutting, the 4II. P. motor will run mills* feed mills, feed cutters, pumps, etc. Quick deliveries from over **My Wade Sort- L tutting tooc J fcr test than 3 cents P"*— 100 points throughout a cord."—F. I. IPUItons. Burnt. Ore. the United States. ”Ihavettwedthroughfive foot r'doai lopi at th.’ r/rfaj of:nefootii mfnuie. ’*~N. P. Myeri, Laf?n, Calif } America must burn more wood for fuel. One Wade will do 10 men’s work at / one-tenth the cost. Write 7 for free Book, “liow Dan Ross cuts 40 cords a day,” full de­ tails and spec­ ial price. £ Used and , specified . l~01fih»V.S.'l Gecmmenti Standard Feed Co., Tillamook, Agent Cam e Is a re s old e very - where in scientifically sealed packages of 20 cigarettes or ten pack­ ages (200 cigarettes) in a glassine-paper- covered carton. We strongly recommend this carton for the home or office supply or when you travel! R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co. Winston-Salem, N. C. 18c a package AMELS are the most refreshing, satisfying cigarette you ever smoked! Put all your cigarette desires in a bunch, then buy some Camels, give them every taste-test and know for your own satisfaction that in quality, flavor, smooth­ body and in many other delightful ways Camels are in a class by themselves! C Camels are an expert blend of choice Turkish and choice Domestic tobaccos. You’ll not only prefer this blend to either kind of tobacco smoked straight, but you’ll appreciate the remarkable full-bodied-mildness and smooth, refreshing flavor it provides! Camels are a cigarette revelation! Camels win you in so many new ways! They not only permit you to smoke liberally without tiring your taste but leave no unpleasant cigaretty aftertaste or un­ pleasant cigaretty odor! Compare Camels with any cigarette in the world at any price! You’ll prefer Camel quality to premiums, coupons or gifts! As matrimonial manager for her family. Mrs. Glendale Chesterton had every reason to feel proud of her rev- ord. Through their mother’s efforts three of the Chesterton “hopefuls” hud their hopes realized. Husbands with comfortable piles of coin to their respective credits had been found, lured ami trapped. They had to be lured and trapped because of the daughters’ vivid unattractiveness. As visions of beauty, the three Cliester- ton girls would have made good ce­ ment mixers. But Mrs. Chesterton’s troubles were not over. There remained one more daughter, Lucia by name, to be mar­ ried off before the mother would be content. And Lucia was the greatest problem of them all. Not because of her looks. Far from It. In some way Lucia had escaped the blight of homeliness that had smit­ ten the rest of the family. In fact, those who knew said she made up for the rest of them. According to these authorities, the other Chesterton girls had hair that resembled rope, while Lucia’s was raven black, with tints of unburnished gold. Her sisters' eyes were the col­ or of mud puddles. Lucia’s were brown, deep, mysterious pools. Their chins were like hatchets ; Lucia’s was gracefully rounded ; their lips thick and pink. Lucia’s thin and red ; their necks like buffaloes’, hers like a swan’s; their bodies thin as rails, Lu­ cia’s slim like a bird. But Lucia was recalcitrant, A nom- ber of husbands had been selected for her—and willing ones, too—but she spurned them all. “Don’t want to tret married,” she affirmed. "Won’t Ret married, that’s all.” Mrs. Chesterton was Ingenious, but all her Ingenuity was wasted on Lucia- The latter saw through her tricks. When a prospective husband called and Mamma Chesterton graciously retired from the library, leaving the young couple alone, Lucia would pro­ pose a stroll or a ride. When a horse­ back party contrived by Mrs. Chester­ ton's suggestion to leave Lucia and a young man by themselves, the girl would whip up her steed and appre­ hend the rest of the riders. She would never sit out a dance or walk in the woods. For three years Mrs. Chesterton had veritably wooed her own daughter, thinking the latter finally would capit­ ulate and become the bride of some nice rich young man. But Lucia was now twenty-two and more adamant than ever. “No use.” she would say. “I just won't get married. No man is going to boss me around.” About this time young Adam Forth­ giver, who went away In quest of health, returned from a three-years' soujourn In the West, where he became robust and made money raising cattle. This change for the better In his health—and also In the matter of his wealth—caused Mrs. Chesterton to de- cide on Adam for a son-in-law. She had a conference with Mrs. Forthgiver, and the latter acquiesced. It was to their mutual social advantage. “But it’s no use,” said Mrs. Forth­ giver. “I broached the subject of mar­ riage to Adam. In fact, I might say I had your daughter In view; you know they used to be such good friends. But he nearly ate me up, and told me he was not ready, and would not be for a good many years, to take a wife, and when he was ready he’d select one without any help.” They had frequent confabs on the subject, and one day Mrs. Forthgiver, after serving notice by telephone, bustled Into Mrs. Chesterton’s home with the announcement that she had an idea. Mrs. Chesterton, having visited Eng­ land, had the afternoon hnblt, and she at once ordered tea served. The plot was simple. In fact, young Adam Forthgiver was a party to it—was really Its author—al­ though he was unaware of It. Adam had decided to go hunting In the Michigan north woods. “I’ve always wanted to tramp through those for­ ests in the winter,” he had said. "It's I Ideal in the summer and I know I’d like It when there’s snow." Mrs. Forthgiver’s plan was for Mrs. Chesterton to send Lucia to the snm* territory, without, of course, appris­ ing her of tlie fact that Adam would be there. The suggestion was re­ ceived with enthusiasm. "JtMt the thing!" she exclaimed, as she drained her second cup. "Lu- cfn hns often expressed a desire for some such winter frolic in the woods. I'll get Mrs. Alberts to go with her.” Adam had selected Brutus, a town south of Mackinaw City, for his headquarters. "There's a hotel there called the Purple house which serves the best dinners In the world,” he bad explained, “nnd when I get tired of camp cooking I can hike to town •nd get a real feed." “Adam’s -esl purpose Is to get th* outdoor 1I'te” hl* mother asserted. “Ever sir he’» been West be says he can i ’ ’t<2 t», «fd h"r'nk anything but the sky r J • n roof. So there won’t Hell take hl* be much' hunting, gun along just as a blind, Wh»t he really wants Is to eat hu - pany of Merchant Adventurers of Eng­ land Trading In Hudson Bay NELSON & CO., General Merchandise Bay City, Oregon ---------- Q------ Square Deal and Good Goods OurMotto Phone 72 ALEX. 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