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mir.' Ï.MOOK HEADLIGHT, FEBRUARY 26, 1920
gold.
Tuber, since the coop you flew,
We have vainly longed for you .
No Joke.
That our firesides you forsook
Some fellews stay right in the rut.
Breaks our heart and pocket book!
While others head the throng;
Ne'er felt we how we could love.
All men may be equal, but
'Till you left and went above;
They don’t stay that way long.
Ne'er felt we how dear you were
’Till we paid five dollars per.
Please Pass The Pie.
Small potato, please come back,
News item: The New York prohibi­ In our lives there's such a lack!
tion officer, has ruled that alcohol
For your presence we so pine
can be used in mince pies and i wine
That our stomach hits our spine!
sauce on puddings.
We are tired of eating greens,
It may give us ¡digestion.
Prunes, alfalfa, kraut and beans.
It may irritate the dries;
'Tis alone for you to yearn:
We still can stick
Darling taler, please return.
A little kick
In puddings and mince pies.
Professional Sugar Economists.
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(In Economist.)
Mary’s Cold.
"Birds of a feather flock together" is
Mary had a little cold.
an adage all have heard.
That started in her head.
Thia rule applies to mortal man, as
And everywhere that Mary went
well as to the birds.
1 liat cold was sure to spread.
Woodrow a professor was, ere the
It follower her to school one day
White House he did reach,
(There wasn’t any rule);
'Twas natural liis advisers he would
It made the children cough and
choose from those who preach
sneeze.
Professional economy, and ali such
To have that cold at school.
kindred themes.
For Woodrow revels in Ideals, and
The teacher tried to drive it out;
highfalutin’ dreams.
She tried hard, but kerchoo!
His advisers were to tell when to ex­
It didn’t do a bit of good.
pend or retrench,
For teacher caught it too.
He chose them regardless of their
lack of business sense.
Innocuius Desuetude.
We have a case in mind, as these few
(Carveth)
lines we scratch,
The frost is on the Kaiserand his
It will suffice that we allude to one
nerves have had a shock—
among the batch,
No medals on his bosom and no crown
And we are sure all will agree it
upon his block.
would be hard to beat,
A quiet nook in Holland not a trifle
Professor Taussig's "bum” advice
like Berlin—
'bout sugar that we eat.
A tickling sensation underneath his
The Prof, he told the President, that
ugly skin—
it would be unsound.
His wakeful hours are idle and his
To buy up Cuban sugar at so-and-so
dreams devoid of hope—
per pound.
Nightmares turn his submarines to
Woodrow lent a willing ear and let
coils of endless rope.
the chance go by,
No booming sound of cannon now
And now when buying sugar.
doth greet his anxious ear;
raise a "hue and cry.”
His eye is dull and fishy, while his
Five hundred million is the sum
heart is filled with fear.
we’re paying for advice (?)
longer gradually wading through
Of a Professional Economist. "Gee
seas of human blood,
Wiz” but ain't that nice?
thinks I hear him murmering,
“Alas, my name is mud."
Full oft' he pounds the table, with
Bids Wanted on Wood. .
many a husky slam,
o
Clover Leaf Creamery Company
And snorts, "I stood no nonsense
wishes to receive bids on Hemlock
from dot old Uncle Sam.”
In clammy, death-like silence; they and Spruce wood delivered in its
wood shed, four miles north of Till­
see him come and go!
In his reflective moments he can hear I amook City, Oregon, wood to be cut
in 16inch lengths and to be of good,
his mustache grow.
So the frost is on the Kaiser and un- i sound quality. Bids will be received
in quantities up to 75 cords. Leave
happy is his lot.
Looks as if he had dissolved his part- • bids at Carl Haberlach's office, Tilla­
mook, Oregon, before March 1st,
nership mit Gott.
1920. Company reserves the right to
reject any or all bids. Delivery to
Potatoes are High.
commence April 1st, 1920.
Twinkle, twinkle, little spud,
Clover Leaf Creamery Co.
As amoung the clouds you scud;
You are doubtless feeling gay,
Administrator's Notice to Creditors.
Chasing 'round the Milky Way.
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You have leached to such a height,
Notice
is
hereby
given, that the
You are surely "out of sight.’’
undersigned Joseph Durrer, by an
I.ike a diamond now you seem
order of the County Court for Tilla­
in your price, and that’s no dream!
mook County, duly made and entered
Tv.inhie on another twink.
has been appointed Executor of the
Put you il drive us all to drink
estate and of the last will and testa­
A< We chase the needful chink!
ment of aBrbara Babi, deceased, and
You are sailing rather high.
has qualified for such. Notice is fur­
As you wink your shriveled eye
ther given, that all persons having
Up there somewhere in the sky.
claims against said estate must pre­
Little tuber, on my word.
sent the same to the undersigned, or
As a flyer, you're a bird.
to his attorneys, Johnson & Handley,
Spud so mighty, though so small,
at Tillamook, Oregon, together with
You'll make diggers of us all.
proper vouchers duly verified, on or
Farmers dig you with hoe,
before six months after this date.
While we have to dig for "doug.”
Dated February 26, 1920.
If you keep on I’ll be bound,
Joseph Durrer, Execu­
You’ll bring bullion, pound for
tor of the estate and of
pound.
the last will and testa­
You’ll fulfil the adage old.
ment of Barbara Babi,
Thnt you're worth your weight in
deceased.
POETKY THAT ISN'T.
MAN'S REASON
Men, too, like the Columbia Six
ASK any man who drives a Columbia and he will tell you that from a sound,
practical, business-like standpoint the Columbia Six appeals to him because
it is thoroughly reliable—built by a substantial organization, and is wonder­
fully economical both in up-keep and depreciation.
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ELECTION NOTICE
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NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that
in pursuance of a resolution adopted
by the Common Council of Tillamook
City, Oregon, on the 16th day of
February, 1920, a Special Election
has been called and will be held at
the City Hall in Tillamook City, on
Thursday, March 4th, 1920, at which
election there will be submitted to
the qualified electors of Tillamook
City for their adoption or rejection
a measure, authorizing the issuance
of General City Bonds to the amount
of not more than $15,000.00. The pro­
ceeds from the sale of such bonds to
be applied by the Common Council of
Tillamook City, Oregon, so far as
shall be required for that purpose, to
the purchase of a Fire Engine and ,
fire fighting equipment for the use !
of Tillamook City, Oregon.
Said measure being proposed by the
Common Council of Tillamook City, ,
Oregon, being in words and figures
as follows, to-wit;
“A MEASURE TO AMEND THE
CHARTER OF TILLAMOOK CITY,
OREGON BY ADDING THERETO
AN ARTICLE TO BE DESIGNAT­
ED AS ARTICLE XV, AUTHORIZ­
ING A BOND ISSUE FOR THE
PURCHASE OF FIRE ENGINE
AND FIRE FIGHTING EQUIP­
MENT.
Section 1: That the Charter of
Tillamook City, Oregon as enacted i
by the Legislative Assembly of the
State of Oregon in the year 1893 and
as thereafter amended be and the
same is hereby amended by adding
thereto the following article:
ARTICLE XV.
Section 1: The Common Council of
Tillamook City, Oregon, is hereby au­
thorized to issue and sell the general
bonds of Tillamook City to the amount
of not more than $15,000.00. The
proceeds from the sale of such bonds
shall be applied by the Common Coun­
cil of Tillamook City, Oregon, so far
as shall be required, for that purpose,
to the purchase of a fire enjgine and
fire fighting equipment for the use of
Tillamook City, the indebtedness to be
evidenced by said bonds being hereby
authorized to be incurred in addition
to any indebtedness heretofore author­
ized to be incurred by the Charter of
Tillamook City, The purchasers of
the bonds hereby authorized shall not
be required to see to the application
of the proceeds thereof.
Section 2: The bonds hereby auth­
orized shall be issued in accordance
with the Charter provisions of Tilla­
mook City, except that is is hereby
provided that the ordinance or other
act of the Council providing for the
issuing of said bonds shall hot be
subject to the referendum provisions
of the Charter of Tilamook City, and
such referendum provisions are here­
by declared not to be applicable to the
bonds authorized to be issued under
the provisions of this article,
The
rate of interest on said bonds shall
not exceed six per cent per annum,
and they shall not be sold for less
than the par value thereof, with all
accured interest to date of payment
therefore by the purchasers.” ‘ That
legal voter who votes for the adoption
or rejection of said measure shall
vote “Yes” or “No” in answer to the
affirmative or negative of the question
propounded upon the ballot for the
adoption or rejection of such measure.
That the ballot title to be used at
the ballot said election for voting upon
said measure shall read as follows:
PROPOSED BY THE COMMOR-
COUNCH.
Shall a measure entitled “ A Mea­
sure to Amend the Charter of Tilla­
mook City, Oregon, by adding thereto
an article to be designated as Article
XV, authorizing a bond issue for the
purchase of fire engine and fire fight­
ing equipment" as proposed by the
Common Council of Tillamook City,
Oregon, referred to the people of said
city for adoption or rejection by re­
solution adopted by said Council on
the 16th day of February, 1920, be
adopted. This is a measure to amend
the Charter of Tillamook City by add­
ing thereto Article XV authorizing
the issuance and sale of general
bonds of Tillamook City to the amount
of $15,000.00, for raising funds for
the purchase of a fire engine and
fire fighting equipment.
Mark X between the number and
answer voted for.
Dated thia 17th day of February
Said election will be held at eight
o’clock in the morning and will con­ 1920.
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Frances B Stranahan,
tinue until 6 o’clock in the evening of
City
Recorder
of
Tillamook
City, Ore. |
the aaid March 4th, 1920.
TILLAMOOK COUNTY BANK
CKPYIhL AND SURPLUS,
$50,000
Member
Federal Reserve
System
Back of YOU there is always
a FEDERAL RESERVE BANK.
ACK of every member bank in the Federal Re­
serve System is the strength of the organized
banking resources of the country.
By dealing with this bank which is a member of the
Federal Reserve System, the system’s facilities and re­
sources are available to you—virtually just across the
street—What is this worth to von in giving confidence
as to the stability of your banking arrangements.
OFFICERS •
R. E. Williams
President.
Vice-President.
H. T. Botts
David Kuratli
Vice-President.
C. M. Dyrlund
Cashier.
Ass’t Cashier.
B. L. Beals, Jr.
DIRECTORS—
H. T. Botts, Chairman.
James Williams
R. E. Williams
John Erickson
David Kuratli
Wm. Maxwell
T. W. Lyster
D. Fitzpatrick.
Albert Marolf
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WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
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\O matter how small your deposits may be here at
the First National Batik, they ani in promoting the
prosperity of this vicinity—and everybody in it. Add
your efforts to ours to—
I—Build Up the Community.
Develop Farmings and Business.
Promote the Practice of Thrift.
DIRECTORS
JOH a MOt'GAN.
A.W. Bl'NN.
HENRYROGERS
C. . EDWARDS,
B. C. LAMB,
W
. RIECHERS
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GENERAL HARDCUARE
Kitchen Ranges and
Heating Stoves.
THE BEST STOCK OF HARDWARE IN
THE COUNTY.
See Us for Prices Before Ordering Elsewhere.
NOTICE.
Have sold my interest in
the Tillamook Transfer Co.
and have bought into the
City Transfer Co., ami all of
the old customers who wish
me to do their work will find
me on the .Job.
Prices Right.
H. BROOKS