TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, DECEMBER 11, 1919.
What the Editors Say
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Just think of it! Twenty-five thou­
sand industrial accidents in Oregon
each year. I b it not possible for all of
us to look before stepping and cut
this in half in 1920? Every indus­
trial or other accident that puts one
person out of the ranks of producers
for days at a time costB each individ­
ual so much. There is no known way
of getting away from the responsi­
bility. The next best thing is for all
to join the "safety first” movement
and reduce the number of accidents.
—Polk County Observer.
Here
is something significant.
Lady Astor has been elected to a seat
in the English House of Commons—
the second lady to be elected to Eng­
land’s legislative hall. Another lady,
the Duchess of Malborough intends
to become a candidate for the first
suitable vacancy in parliament, has,
since her election to London’s City
Council last year, taken a great in­
terest in London’s poor. These two
ladies are of American birth and
parentage. Lady Astor was a Virginia
girl, Nannie Langhorn, and Duchess
of Malbourough was formerly Con­
suelo Vanderbilt of New York.—Wil­
lamina Times.
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same story. The old customers are
buying leas. But new ones have ar­
rived that more than make up for all
the squandering of the past. Tax
high priced clothing, tax silk stock-
ings, tax anything, and the crowds
will still flock to buy. If anyone
thought that a luxury tax would dis­
courage spending, he has another
guess. The merry-go-round was nev­
er spinning faster, money was never
freer (with those who have it at all)
living was never so luxurious (for
those who can afford anything more
than necessaries).
And the movies go on paying Mr.
McAdoo we forget how many thou-
sands of dollars a week.
It’s a wonderful life!—Harvey’B
Weekly.
COAXING YOU TO SMILE
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Not In His Way.
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The man selling the six thousand dollar
truck must be a good salesman. His
hardest job is to justify his price to the
prospective buyer. He sells compara­
tively few trucks through a year. His
* commission per truck must be high. The
list price of the six thousand dollar truck
include« that sales cost. Also it includes
the high overhead resulting from low
production. What proportion of the
price of the six thousand dollar truck is
margin ? What proportion is value?
Bethlehem Motor Trucks are neither
overbuilt to justify a price nor under­
built to meet a price. They represent
the middle ground. That point where
quality and price combine in greatest
value. Bethlehem Motor Trucks are
ready to be judged as motor trucks
should be judged—on their ability to
transport and the cost of that trans­
portation. _Buy your Motor Truck on
Facts. /
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Lloyd George on Prohibition.
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Lloyd George told a visiting dele­
gation of anti-saloon workers that
while he never had thought prohibi­
tion in Great Britian possible he was
watching the .American experiment
sympathetically, with a mind free
from preconceived opinions.
Prohibition is not on trial alone for
this country. It is on trial for Chris­
tendom, and that big fact should in­
spire American peace officers, courts
and juries to vigilant and unflag­
ging enforcement of the law.
Sustained success of prohibition in
this country will turn on public sen­
timent. If public sentiment is sus­
tained there will be no question
about the success of what the British
premier terms the "American experi­
ment.” The saloon will pass into the
limbo of evils, but faintly remem­
bered by this generation and un­
known to the coming generation.
Mooshining and bootlegging will be
reduced to an inconsiderable mini­
mum in most states of the Union.
Lloyd George’s utterance is of
deep significance, for no statesman
of modern times has shown a keener
talent for feeling the first faint puls­
ings for reform movements.—Spokes­
man Review.
Glaring headlines in the Portland
Journal tells a succession of cold­
blooded murders reminds us that the
sob sisters and sentimentalists who
filled the editorial page while aboli­
tion of capital punishment was perfd-
ing. together with the Journal’s pro­
tege, Os West,.are mainly responsible
for the fact that Oregon is today un­
able to deal properly with these red-
handed murderers and protect itself
from a repitition of their crimes
when they are turned loose a few
years hence, as they surely will be.
If anyone doubts this latter state­
ment, there is the testimony of Judge
McBride that of nine felons he sen­
tenced for life while he was a circuit
judge not one died in the prison.—
Independent.
Political Railroading.
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Wage fixing by statute is a new in­
novation to be tried in Oregon if the (From the Sioux City (la.) Live
Stock Record.)
promoters are successful. There is a
Here’s a state of things under gov-
bill proposed fixing $4 a day as a
of 1 railroads:
uniform minimum wage for the en­ eminent operation
tire state and $40 a month minimum There has been a whole lot of report
wage for women. It is also being vot­ of shortage of cars—men waiting
ed by the teachers to make $100 per weeks and weeks for cars in which to
month the minimum wage for their ship live stock to market; govern-
profession. The matter of wage has ment railroad managers giving out
always been a matter between em­ reports that cars would be rushed to
ployer and employe, and will always drouth sections to hurry cattle to
remain so. One thing seems certain, market before they starved to death.
that if wages are fixed at tho pro­ Some days ago there arrived at a
posed figures, it will greatly increase Milwaukee station in South Dakota,
the number of one-man businesses. west of Mobridge, from twenty miles
If this thing goes through the State northward, several stockmen, driving
will later want to say whom you their stock to the railroad for ship­
shall or shall not employ,—Tele­ ment. They arrived in a snow storm,
after the long drive through deep
phone Register.
snow. They asked for cars in which
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“On account of the recent raise in to load. They were told that there
the price of news print paper from were no cars to be had—and the
7 to 13% cents per pound, it will be prospect looked blue for the stock­
necessary for us to raise the price of men. There were many empty cattle
advertising in the Telephone Regis­ cars standing on side tracks in the
ter 5 cents per inch with the issue yards. They asked why they could
dated Dec. 5th," says the Telephone not have some of these cars, and were
Register. Other papers, will be com­ promptly told that the cars were for
pelled to do likewise to preserve their Montana. I’ll give $25.00 to have
existence. With the present cost of these cattle loaded out tonight” re­
news print there is little or no mar­ marked one of the stockmen. “Make
gin left even on two dollar subscrip­ it $30.00 and 1’11 see what I can do,”
tions. And with office labor just said one of the railroad men. "All
double what it was there is no mar­ right" replied the stockman. The $30
gin at all on advertising at the old was handed over and in short order
price. With all other commodities the cars were loaded and the cattle
advanced from 100 to 300 per cent moving east. The same man who re­
the only advance made by the coun­ lated this as his experience told of a
try print shop has been 33 1-3 per number of other cases that occurred
cent on subscription and only about at the same time. Is that the kind of
25 per cent on job work. This still" work the railroad administration is
leaves the country publisher in the endorsing? There is not much chance
hole, and to assure them of a contin­ that Mr. Hines, nor Mr. Aishton, will
uation life all advertising rates must want to pay any attenion to this. But
necessarily have to be increased.— the name of the station, also the
Fheridan Sun.
name of the shipper who related the
experience, can be had by inquiry at
this office.
The Merry-Go-Round.
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If yon have $8. you can, if you are
TAILESS AIRPLANE.
lucky, get two seats somewhere in a
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New York Theatre, and have enough New Invention Will Be Entered In
change to tip tho ■ hat boy wltn.
Race for Safety ad Reliability.
There are a number of excellent
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shows on and about Broadway. Bi t
A tailless airplane has been design­
that is not the significant fac-. ed by J. A. Corry, of Burley, York­
Second-rate shows do almost as well shire, England, who intends to enter
Third rate shows do well enough. it in the recently announced govern­
Anything goes this year. For there Is ment competition for safety and re­
a fresh and unending mob of Ameri­ liability .
cans storming every place of amuse­
in a statement of the Lindon Daily
ment this year, and values and merits News. Mt. Corry claims for his ma-
und traditional rates have gone a- ehine that it is the safest and most
glimtnerlng. In saner times, most flexible ever built, and can be run
Americans would think it a crime at speeds varing from 10 to 200 miles
and a stupid one to squander $8 on an hour. According to Mr. Corry, in
three hours entertainment for two the present-day machines the flexi­
people. No so the present spenders.
bility of the engine is mostly used to
It Is the same when one is travel
secure variations of speed, but in his
g The high rates have discouraged
machine no additional and violent
c pleasut e-seekors not one whit. structural stresses caa take place
They flock forth the country over; even in the case of flattening out
tourist cars are scorned: Pullmans after u volplane; and as the machine
are none too good for anyone. Every­ has no fall, this could not be broken
body is doing it, and you are lucky If
in climbing. He states that it would
you can get an upper berth and a
be absolutely impossible for his ma­
seat tn the dining car.
chine to corkscrew, overturn, or loop
Every few weeks somebody builds
the loop. His design is said to involve
n new hotel in New York in an effort
a radical chauge in all known types
to kill the goose that lays the golden
of construction, but it «till remains a
eggs for hotel-keepers. But the geese
true airplane, with planes of the kind
keep right on coming. Rooms Jump in
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now in use, and any of the aero en­
price every little while; and are just
gines or propellers already adopted.
as hard to get. One-night stands are
running on the same basis. Waiting
lines of transients gather at the ho-
The Germans were not whipped
tel desk and a room cannot be bad with a six hour day and a five day
for love or money, unless you have week on the field of battle, and they
will not be in the field of industry.
telegraphed ahead.
Luxuries? What is a luxury, in the Nor will they be overcome by hun­
first place? Evidently not Jewelry or dred percent profiteers whose exac-
automobiles, judging by the people, tions help account for the restive-
that buy them. Any shop tells the nesn of labor.
The young farmer was showing his
city cousin around the farm and iu
cidentglly was rapidly falling und r
the spell of the fair cousin’s eyes.
“Now, that’s a nice scene,” he said
pausing beside a paddock fence tti
point to a cow and a calf rubbing
noses in bovine love. ’’The sight of it
makes me want to do the same thing"
“Well, go on.” said the sweet
young thing placidly. “It’s your cow
you know.”
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Kept Him Dry.
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"He’s perfectly quiet, ladies," re­
marked the liveryman to the two
girls who were about to hire a hoise
and trap, “only you must take care
to keep the reins off his tail."
“We won’t forget,” they replied.
When they returned the liveryman
Inquired how they had got on.
“Splendidly,” they exclaimed. "We
had one rather sharp shower, but we
took it in turns to hold the umbrella
over the horse’s tail, so there was no
real danger.”
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$3465
F. O. B. ALLENTOWN, PA.
. BETHLEHEM MOTORS CORPORATION
ALLENTOWN, PA.
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Sunset Garage, Tillamook, Oregon
One morning a woman walked into
a village grocery store with a majes­
tic stride. It was easy to see. says
The Argonaut, by the sterneBs of her
expression, that she was somewhat
disturbed.
“This,” she sarcastically explained
throwing a package on the counter,
is the soap that does the washing
itself. It’s the soap that makes wash­
ing a pleasure. "It’s the soap—.”
"That isn’t soap madam," interrup­
ted the groceryman, examining the
package. “Your little girl w.as in
here yesterday for halt a pound of
cheese and a half a pound of soap.
This is the cheese.”
"U-m, that accounts for it!” said
the women as the light of under­
standing began to glow. “I wondered,
all night what made the Welsh rab­
bit we had for supper taste so queer.
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A Xmas Suggestion !
Buy Early I
At Koch’s Drug Store
For the Men :
For the Women
Smoker Sets.
Cigar Cases.
Pipes, Holders,
Shaving Sets, Razors,
Auto Strop, Gillete Gem.
Military Hair Brushes.
Collar Bags.
Traveling Sets, Desk Sets.
Real Pyralin Ivory--Look for the
name “Pyralin ”
Hair Brushes, Combs, Mirrors.
Puff Boxes, Hair Receivers.
c*7Wanicure Sets.
Box^Candy.
Picture Frames, Trays,
Photo Albums, Buffers.
Come In.
To Look is to Buy. Come Early
Get Your Pick First.
This Notice is Worth 5 per cent on all above Listed
Goods. Bring this with you and get your discount
E. E. KOCH, Druggist, Tillamook, Oregon
A money-maker and hard work saver for land dearers and wood-cutting
mt to cut Simple and reliable,
contractors. One man can move it from cut
reliable.
cstttna,
motor will
Hundred» inu»o »11 over the U. S. Wbeonotln-- tor wood
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ryn mill., feed mill«, feed cotter», tramp», etc.
OteJl ¿«Nwrfes Ava, ,tw
190 potato throughout
tho UiUtod Stato».
America must burn more
ood for fuel. One Wadr
will do 10 man*« work at
one-tenth tho eo»L Write
for free Book, "How Dan
Rosa cut» 40 cord«
a day, full de­
tail» »nd
Notice is hereby given that the
County Superintendent of Tillamook
County, Oregon, will hold the regu­
lar examination of applicam for
state certificates at the Court House
in Tillamook City as follows: Com­
mencing Wednesday, December 17,
1919, at 9 o’clock a.m. and continuing
until Saturday, December 20, 1919,
at 5 o’clock p.m.
Wednesday forenoon—U. H. His­
tory, Writing (Penmanship), Music,
Drawing.
Wednesday afternoon—Physiology,
Reading, Manual Training, Compo­
sition, Domestic Science, Methods in
Reading, Course of study for Draw­
ing, Methods in Arithmetic.
Tuesday
forenoon—Arithmetic,
History of Education, Psychology*
Methods in Geography, Mechanical
drawing, Domestic Art, Course of
Study for Domestic Art.
Thursday
forenoon—Gramm«,
Geography, Stenography, America!
Literature, Physics,
Typewriting.
Methods in Language, Thesis for
Primary Certificates.
Friday
forenoon—Theory
and
Practice, Orthography (Spelling),
Physical Geography, English Liter­
ature, Chemistry.
Friday Afternoon—School Law,
Geology, Algebra, Civil Government,
Botany.
Saturday forenoon-—General Hi*
tory. Bookkeeping.
G. B. Lamb,
County chool Supt.
Ornamental Fire Placet Built
of Brick and Stone, All Fire
Places absolutely guaranteed
not to smoka or money re­
funded.
Brick work of all kinds dons
on short notice.
We make a epecialty of re­
pairing smoking Fire Place»
Sold by Standard Feed Co., Tillamook, Agent.
The time will come when every­
body will understand that the dis­
couragement of productive industry
by the confiscation of profits con­
tributes not to prosperity but to
paralysis in industry; not to the wel­
fare but to the oppression of the con­
sumer. The man who deserves dis­
couragement is not the one who puts
Teachers’ Examinations.
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ial arise.
When President Wilson declares
that he expects to put his covenant
through without changes the Senate
majority has publicly declared are
essential to its Americanization he
seems to overestimate the cowardice
and lack of self respect to those
whom be hopes to drive front their
positions.
Apropos the deatli of the Rei. Dr.
Joseph H. Twitchell of Hartford,
friend of Mark Twain and original
Harris in the letter’s "A Trantp
Abroad,” Dr. F. P. Perkins said the
other day: “Some years ago Dr. J. M.
Buckley, the noted Methodist editor,
took some clerical brethren severe­
ly to task for their tendency to draw
on the Ideals and even the language
of Joseph Parker without due ac­
knowledgment. While the discussion
was at its height Mark Twain at­
tended Joe Twichell’s church and
heard one of the latters finest efforts
After the sermon he came for'v.,rd,
grasped the preacher’s hand, ami
said: “Joe, that was a good sermon,
but I have a book at home that cow-
tains every word of it.” Dr. Twitch­
ell. was taken aback, and then he
waxed indignant. "If you can
how
me the book I’d certainiy like to see
it," he rejoined. 'I gave a great deal
of brain sweat to that sermon.' The
next day Mark Twain sent him a
copy of Webster’s Unabridged
dionary.”
RALPH E. WARREN,
TILLAMOOK. ORE
his money in a productive enterprise, |
but the one who hides his cash in a
sock or puts it where it will do no |
one but himself any good.
Wheeler Garage
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Labor isn’t the only element in the p A n |. AWT)“? t t rw" » u TOMOBILE8
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country that wants more for less. PA0E AND ALLEN AUlUauo
The disease is a more general epidem-
Write For Demonstrate
1c than the “flu.”
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And Prices.