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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, NOVEMBER ¿0. 1919.
HAS TALE OF WOE
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Uncle Joe Fell Among—Well, Say
Profiteers.
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DEATH RECALLS FAMOUS DUEL
FIRE-PROTECTION
FIRE-INSURANCE
Orandson of “D*n” O’Connell U.ed to
Toll of “Liberator’*” Meeting
With D’Esterre.
Mr. Daniel O’Connell, grandson of
the "Liberator,” died a few days ago
at his residence, Darrynane abbey, Wa­
terville, Ireland, in his eighty-fourth
Charged $1.50 for One of the Absolut* year. He was a magistrate and dep­
Necessaries of Life, He Has Re­
uty lieutenant for County Kerry, and
nounced Yankees and All
served the office of high sheriff In 1800.
A Dublin gentleman has an interest­
Their Works.
ing picture of the late Mr. O'Connell
If I had all I’ve SA VED,
What Would Your wife do
Anyone who has ever had the mad­ holding the pistol which his grandfa­
dening experience of being stung, ther used in a famous duel. The fol­
believe me, I'd be
if fire broke out ?
stripped, robbed or mulcted of a good­ lowing description of the encounter is
some rich kid!
ly sum can and will sympathize with taken from his own description:
“In a speech nt a Catholic meeting
Are you leaving her with­
Uncle Joe Howsley, a gentleman from
the Lone Star state, who came East on January 24, 1815, the 'Liberator' re­
out the panic-proof protec­
on a little summer trip and fell among ferred to the Orange corporation of
tion of
thieves, as he views the matter. Uncle Dublin ns a ‘beggarly corporation.'
one-quart hand chemical ex­
Joe is an expert on watermelons, know­ D’Esterre. a member of the corpora­
tinguisher;
instant and panic­
tion
and
a
well-known
shot
with
pis
­
ing the fruit from stem to blow end
like a hook. He is also familiar with tols, demanded an explanation, which
proof in operation; child can
Don’t delay getting this ex­
watermelon etiquette, so his experience was refused.
“ THE INSURANCE MAN.”
work it perfectly; for fac­
tinguisher ’ in your home.
"After consulting his friends, D'Es-
proved shocking In more ways than
tories, offices, homes, garages,
Call or phone right new.
one. A writer In a Pittsburgh paper terre paraded the streets for two days
OREGON
TILLAMOOK CITY,
with the avowed intention of horse­
tells the story as follows:
autos. Install at once; call
Bears label
of the
Uncle Joe owned a five-acre farm whipping O'Connell. The two. howev­
NATIONAL BUILDING.
or phone now.
underwriter
down In Shackleford county, Texas. er, did not meet, and finally D’Esterre
sent
Sir
Edward
Stanley
with
a
mes
­
until a few months ago. He then.
demanding an
explanation.
through the will of a benign fate and sage
the activities of an oil company, ceased O’Connell referred Sir Edward to Ma­
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■being the owner of a farm and became jor MacNamarra, a Protestant gentle­
stein bull, Tillamook Hesseltje i “
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man
of
County
Clare,
who
refused
to
an oilman with an Income of several
MICKIE SAYS
King Repeater, No. 239629. En­
give
any
explanation,
whereupon
Sir
thousand perfectly good dollars a
quire of Peter Betschart, Box 564,
month. As a consequence, the wander­ Edward Stanley delivered a challenge, /NESSIR« THIS HERE POPULÄR
Tillamook.
N°v 20
FAbAlLN JOURNAL AlMS TO
lust struck Uncle Joe and he accord­ which was accepted, and half-past
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ingly hied himself northward to ex­ three that afternoon, at Bishop’s court, PRINT THE NAME OF EURNBODN
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County
Kildare,
four
or
five
miles
from
plore unfamiliar lands. Now he 1»
i in C his neck o ' "T he vnooos
Miscellaneous Advertisements. rfl
Naas,
on
the
road
to
Dublin,
was
fixed
going back to God’s country, glad, suh,
AT LEAST ONCE A ME AR., IF NOrt
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Dr. Wise—Dentist.
that the unfamlliarity lasted for the for the meeting.
OFFENER.,'N IF NOU NEUER
s
“They met accordingly end fired to­ SEE NOUAN, NteBBe ITS NOUR
years ft did.
Truck for hire, with or without «1
trailer, also slab wood for sale.
Down In Uncle Joe’s land the nec­ gether, by signal, D’Esterre’s bullet ONMN FAULT. G-lT BIZ.XN AND
Mutual Phone, F. J. Klinehan.
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tar known as tfie watermelon Is a fa­ went wide. O’Connell alined low, in­
NVAKE SONAE NEMMS’N NOUR
CALL
vorite form of diet, and Uncle Joe is tending to hit D’Esterre In the leg, but \ NAME V41LL BE IN THE
Now is the time to can your meat
one of the epicures who when in his actually did so in the groin. The bul­ \FAPER »NRN VAIEEVk SEE?
Let me fill your order from grain
part of the world partook of the treat let went through, penetrating the blad­
fed cows. Prices right and satisfac­
31 J.
dally. Down there a melon of a size der, and came out at the back, intllct-
tion guaranteed—Mutual Phone,
that would tax a man's strength to fng a mortal wound. D’Esterre lived f Now
Wm. Stuivenga.
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tote*, suh, could be purchased for a five- for two days only.
THATS
"The pistols used by the 'Liberator'
cent piece. Or, If a field was at hand
If it is cabbage you want for krout,
wherein grew the food of the gods, the were given him by an English officer,
why Stuivenga’s got the goods.
taking thereof without the knowledge quartered In Dublin, to whom he had
Send along your orders. Mutual
of the field's owner was considered no done a kindness, nnd who, when giving
phone. Wm. Stuivenga.
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them, said, as a proof of their good­
breach of the law.
It is not strange, therefore, that on ness, that they had already killed ten
For Life Insurance, there is nothing
strolling about a city to view its sights, men. They are a pair of ‘Rigby’s Par­
better than what the Mass. Mutual
when “Uncle Joe's” eyes fell upon a ticulars,’ and Mr. O’Connell often shot
offers. Ask to see specimen policy.
restaurant In the window of which at a mark with them, and found them
—W. A. Church.
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were displayed numerous inviting red to b< very good and accurate.
Lieu-
“
D
’
Esterre
’
s
daughter
married
nnd green melons, life took on an In­
If you are in need of a heating stove,
terest that it had not felt since his tenant Roberts of the British royal
it will pay you to call and see my
nnvy,
who
commanded
the
Sirius,
the
train had passed over the boundary of
line of new and used heaters. I al­
first vessel to go from Cork to Amer­
the Grand Old State.
so exchange new stoves for old
“Uncle Joe” hastened inside and ica (Boston) under her own steam, and
stoves.—Allen Page.
subsequently the President, which was
called for watermelon.
lost
with
all
on
board,
on
the
way
After what seemed much time, a
Wanted: Men or women to take or­
slice, which "Uncle Joe" will testify from New York to Liverpool.”
ders among friends and neighbors
was not more than two by six inches,
for the genuine guaranteed hosery,
wns placed before him.
Way of "Parlor Socialist.”
full line for men, women and
“I sal«l ‘watermelon’; not a bite,
When Philadelphia shall have com­
children. Eliminates darning. We
suh,” he announced cuttingly, when his pleted Its great underground and ele­
pay 50c. an hour spare time or
amazement at the magnitude of the vated rallwuy system and also paid
$24 a week for full time. Exper­
Come and Hear this Machine Play before Buying.
thing before him had passed sufficient­ for the Immense Delaware front Im­
ience unnecessary. Write Internat­
ly to allow Idin to speak.
provements, the city debt per person
It’s tone is natural~No metallic sound, only
ional Stocking Mills, Norristown,
One cent a word per issue.
After much argument, ho made the will be around $100.
Pa.
Dec 30.
the natural sound of voice and instrument played.
bewildered waiter understand that
But in some (lennnn cities like
what he desired was a whole melon Frankfort and Munich, where soclnl- Singer Agency—H. F. Cook, Prop. . ♦ Dr.’s Allen and Sharp. Dentists.
like any gentleman Is served with down istic ideas ruled before tile war, the
National Building.
Sale,thoroughbred pigs Duroc,
where they know how to serve it.
municipal debts were over six times For
with
papers,
also
some
graded,
also
Let
W. A. Church write your hay
“Uncle Joe" consumed the two halves thnt amount, writes "Girard” in the
insurance.
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four grade Holstein heifers for
placed before lilpi In blissful Ignorance Philadelphia Press.
sale, three coming two year old and
of the outrage that was about to be
The parlor socialist is a great chap
Dr. J. B. Grider, dentist, I. 0. 0. F.
one coining three year old. Julius
perpetrated upon him.
Bldg, Tillamook, Oregon.
for devising ways to take money out
Erickson,
R.
F.
D.
No
1,
Box
102
Then came the check 1
of other people’s pockets, but a dead
Tillamook,
Dec-11.
Films. Cameras and Photo Supplies
Watermelon, $1.50, suh!
failure at suggesting a method of put­
Films developed 10c. with print
It wasn’t necessary to send in a riot ting money In your pocket.
For Sale-pig four months old. Phone
orders.—J. W. Edwall.
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call, but for a time It looked as though
One who worked with nnd knew him
136 J Tillamook.
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it might be. As It was, “Uncle Joe” well tells me a favorite remark of
Counter Sales Books—Order , youi ¡
stamped from the den of thieves, vow­ MnJ. Luther Bent was tills:
from
W.
F.
Baker.
Sales
Books
Would like to exchange new Bruns­
ing vengennee against all Yankees In
"My board of directors is a board
wick Phonograph tor Piano. At the
agent Pacific Sales Book Co. Call B
general and one Yankee restaurant In that I direct.”
Song Shop
Dec. 4
68 Headlight.
particular.
Were th«* veteran major alive today
Dr.
W. E. Lebow—Dentist with Dr,
and operating a big plant he would dis­ For Sale—Fourteen sheep; fourteen
Wise.
pigs
over
two
months
old
and
two
Must Keep Climbing.
cover that some sort of a commission
brood sows. Call 2F21
Dec.-4
You can never let down the bars rooted in politics would really direct
For Sale.
when you want to become great, The his directors as well as himself.
ffi
Gas and Motor Oils, Auto Robes.
Fann for sale cheap, 115 acres, on
price is eternal vigilmice. Even when
1918 5 passenger Mitchell. Only
Highway,
good
buildings,
for
par
­
success is assured you must keep on
tJ. A. PARKER, 1 door West of Woolfe’s blacksmith’s shop, ft
P«y of British Flyer* Raised.
ticulars inquire of J. B. Gochnour, been run 300 miles. Good tires on
going.
Men who become great by
?
’
ft
Particulars of the new scale of pay
machine
and
one
extra,
also
a
bump
­
Montesano, Wash.
Nov.-27
spurts usually sink into insignificance for officers holding permanent or short
er. Will sell this car cheap. Inquire SESasaS2S2525H5HS2SBS25ES252S?SE5B5P52SH5B5H5a5B52SHSE5H5aSZS2S?52525a5a
the same way. Besides making up service commissions In the reconsti­
For Sale—Three two year olds and at Willard Battery Station.
your mind that you lire going to suc­ tuted British air force have been made
two first class cows, all tt> freshen
ceed, you must see to It that you real­ known by the nlr ministry. A uniform
by February 1st, 1920. H. A.
Announcement.
ize what’s In your mind.
Talking system of rates for all branches (with
Springer to mile South of town.
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about what you expect to do will never the exception of certain specialist serv­
Twentieth Century wood saw now XJ
bring it to pass. The up-hill la always
ices) has been adopted, the pny rang­ Pigs for sale—W. H. Banke, Netarts in operation.
before you. The only way to reach
ing from five shillings per day, for a
All orders promptly attended to.
the top is to climb. M you can com­
Our line of New Pianos are works of
cadet,
to
£7
for
a
general.
Call
Bell phone 6F2 or leave orders
art. On exhibition at Cook’s Music
mand the means thnt takes you there
The rates, It Is explained, have been
at Star Grocery or Sutton’s Market.
It will save your energy for other
House, opposite P. O.
.
Karl Wilhelms.
things. Usually the energy you de­ fixed with reference to the present
velop through tile climb will lie useful high coat of living, nnd It has been de­ For Sale—1913 seven passenger Cad­
All Work Guaranteed.
Hunters Take Notice.
illac. in A 1 condition. Apply at
In days to come. The climb may tire cided that 20 per cent of the pay and
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retired
pay
will
In.
considered
ns
due
Let
Me
Keep
You
Out
of Trouble. I carry a Stock of Goodrich
you, but It will also make you appre­
Wheeler Garage
Nov. 20.
We have furnished cottages and
thereto, and will be subject, after five
ciate the view.—Grit.
Tires,
Tubes
and Tire Accessories.
good accommodations at our camp at
years, to change. either upward or
Your Patronage Solicited.
ft
For
Sale
—
My
undivided
half
intereit
Netarts.
downward, according as the cost of
in very choice acre lot ut Bay City,
Ancient Indian Burial Ground,
A.
N.
Davies,
Prop.
living rises or falls. Subsequently re­
J. C. HOLDEN, 2nd STREET, OPPOSITE O.P., TILLAMOOK.
fine for berries. If taken at once, it
Beneath roots of two large tree« two visions will be made at three yearly
Indlun skulls and other bones of the Intervals on the basis of board of trade
goes for tax valuation waranty
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For Sale.
human body were found by workmen food prices.
deed. Write to Gilbert Eyke, New
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leveling mounds in the city park on
Auburn, Wis.
Nov. 27.
Dairy-man, this is a snap for a
the shores of Lake Bemidji, Minn.
man who wants to make money. 180
The H. C. of L. In Mexico.
The skulls and bone* were badly
For Sale—7 room modern house, cor­ acres, 2 to miles south of Coquille,
In the pnst nine years the cost
decayed, but the teeth were In fairly
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living In Mexico has shown nil average
good condition. Charcoal in large
toilets, large laundry room with river, about 5 acres up land, balance
Increase of 212 per cent, according to
quantities wns found In the vicinity
stationary tubs, lot 52 to 105 ft. the very finest bottom easy to clear.
figures recently made public by the
of the bones, which Indicates that the
Price $2.500 cash if taken at once. Fair barn on place, no house. My
place was an Indlun burial pyre, old de|>artment of industry, labor nnd
Also
two story store and lot on price Is $90 an acre if taken soon,
commerce, Hn Associated Press dis-
residents say.
second Ave. East, price $5,000, worth $150 now, easy terms to right
patch from Mexico City says. Several
It is believed thnt beneath the
Terms. Address W. A. Williams, man. Address Mrs. K. A. Cole,
staples have greatly Increased. Lard
mound may be found ninny more hns advanced 628 per cent In price;
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10 N. Higgins Ave, Missoula. Mont. Myrtle Point Oregon.
ft
bodies, hut tile workmen merely re­
stignr, 233 per cent, mid eggs, 200 per
ft
moved the top earth nnd, with the ex
For
Sale
—
An
exceptional
bull,
drop
­
ft
Ceptlon of n few bones which were cent.
ped
Oct.
9,
1919.
Light
fawn
­
Woolen fabrics now cost 471 per cent
ft
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gathered by souvenir seekers, the more than In 1910; cotton goods SiMl
slate tongue and black switch. Sire.
ft
Skeletons were ngnln buried.
Poppy
’
s
Golden
St.
Mawes.
a
direct
Agent For
per cent more and shoes 108 per cent
ft
BELL PHONE, MAIN 3. MUTUAL PHONE
son
of
St.
Mawes
Poppy.
Dam:
more. House rents have Increased 140
PAGE AND ALLEN AUTOMOBILES ft
Venora of Glaten Valley, a beauti­
No Doubt of That.
per cent, trolley fares 00 per cent and
Ln
Write For Demonztration
“Of course, you know thnt whisky railroad fares 20 per cent. Natives'
ful two year old heifer milking
I* poison?"
around
thirty
pounds
a
day.
testing
And
Prices.
shoes cost $4.50 a pair In 1010. Today
“Yes,” replied Uncle Bill Rottletop; they are $12 a pair.
5.1. Priced at $50 If sold at once.
“any kind you can buy now Is mighty
And of course the public will be
Phone 9F15, Johnnie Stewart.
likely to be."
expected to pay for all that food
Taken for Beqjar.
One day I was walking through th* For Sale—Work horse, about 1100 which la said to have rotted on the
Relative Values.
lbs, young, will work single or wharves of New York because of the «
park nnd I stopped and asked * man
Wi are just completing 14 years of bank service for the people of
“The rammer tioarders will soon be for the time. He put his hand In hl*
double. Also top buggy and single longshoremen’s strike.
going home.”
Bay
City and tributary country.
We invite your further patron­
harness.
At
a
bargain
if
sold
at
The
millennium
will
not
really
be
pocket nnd pulled out a dime. That
"I’m glad of it,” said Farmer Corn- Certainly did make me feel like two
age. and full co-operation so we may be able to give you still
once. Apply to L. C. Daniels, 1 to here until the Reda begin advocating
foaael. ”1'111 gel Hin' kind o’ tired of cents. I looked at him nnd said: “I
better service. You are cordially invited to carry your business
miles north of Tillamook, Mutual a full day’s work for a full day’s
givln’ up all this precious food for wanted the time, please.Exchange.
with us. Depository for City, County, Port and Siate.
Phone.
• pay-
piers money.”
THIS AGENCY
OFFERS
YOU BOTH.
FYRFYTER
FYR-FYTER
R0LLIE W. WATSON,
Expert Dyeing
That Old Coat, Dress or Suit
can be dyed to look like new at
at a Small Cost.
Pacific Cleaning and Tailoring Co.
Stradivara
Phonograph
KNOWN FOR TONE-
-PLAYS ALL RECORDS—
Tillamook Headlight’s
Trade Mart.
KOCH & BENNET
THE NEW HARNESS SHOP.
Repairing Auto Tops & Curtains
City Vulcanizing and Tire Shop.
Expert Tire Service.
Vulcanizing and Retreading.
ft
Dr, E. L. Glaisyer,
VETERINARIAN,
Wheeler Garage.
County Dairy Herd Inspector
FIRST BAN K of BAY CITY
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