TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, NOVEMBER 20
That was the remedy Farmer San­ alien, ship him. And there you are.
dleg, of Sandusky, Ohio, proposed for Neat and expeditious and everybody
our preachers of anarchy. "Shoot 'Em satisfied except an anarchist, and he
Í or Ship ‘Em, that’s the only way to doesn't count. Of course, except
handle ’em.’ said Farmer Sandies, and under a martial law status, there
when he said it all of the 1,500 dele­ might be some obstacles in the way
gates to the Farmers’ National Con­ of applying the firing squad remedy.
gress at Hagerstown joined in a But that difficulty the anarchists
mighty shout of approval and in an I themselves may readily remove. A
reduction of anarchy preaching to
outburst of vociferous cheers.
anarchy practice would quickly do
"Shoot 'Ent or Ship ’Em!”
want direct action, these I. W. W., the trick. That at once would open
William Z. Foster and Trotzky anar­ 'the way to a removal of the legal
chists, and there they have it. Good, 'technicalities. The American people
hearty, American direct action. It would be indulgent. They have about
has the true American out-of-doors ¡reached the point where they are not
ring, this Sandlers prescription for ¡going to voice cavils over a clear
anarchist extermination
anarchy preachers. It smells of the ¡case of
soil. There is the true vigor of the provided the law and the facts are
horse sense 1 with the exterminators. And as for
American farm-bred
¡about it, suggestive of the bracing "Shipping ’Em,” that can go on right
tonic of that New England air on along. There has been by far too
which so much of our stalwart Amer­ much haggling and dillydallying in
icanism has been nourished. No the application of this wholesome an­
splitting of argumentative hairs. No archy remedy. Round them up and
¡fine-spun theorizing over a plain “ship 'em” as fast as they can be I
anarchy
these
alien
¡case. There is no room for anarchists corraled.
here. Still less is there room for preachers. They are not quite so vile
preachers of anarchy. They have got ¡a lot as the native-born ones, but
to be got rid of. How are you going ¡they are all vile and they all have
to do it? Farmer Sandies answers I got to go. There are about 12,000,-
the question. He suggests two ways, ¡000 American farmers, and we ven­
both effective and both swift and ture the opinion that Farmer Sand­
¡direct. If your anarchy bawler is en­ ler's "Shoot ’Em or Ship ’Em" doc- [
titled to the privileges of American ¡trine would be endorsed up to the
citizenship with the attendant re­ |hilt of every last one of them.— ,
sponsibilities, shoot him. If he is an Harvey's Weekly.
latest
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GRAND MASQUERADE BALL
a
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ON
THANKSGIVING NIGHT
AT
THE ARMORY,
GIVEN BY
Tillamook Post of the American
Legion
a
o
a
a
a
a
-r-
Picking Our Pockets to Poison Our Minds.
J
!
$20.00 AWARDED IN CASH PRIZES
¡
Electricity s latest gift to
the housewife—greatest
since the electric iron
and electric vacuum
cleaner—the
Western ' Electric
P ortable
S ewing M achine
No
more
tiresome
treadle pushing - no
more backache a little
electric motor does the
hard work.
A foot control gives any
speed desired.
The entire machine in
its case can be carried
anywhere—it’s no larger
than a typewriter.
Ask for a demonstra­
I The liquidating officer of the Creel protection of the flag.
tion.
¡Committee of Public information lias | The whole country ran riot with
¡found the financial affair of that extravagance of this kind under tlie
COAS7 POU ER CO
_i bureau in a hopeless state of confus- Baker administration of the War de­
THE
3 ¡ion. Up to the time expenditures ag- partment. Scarcely anywhere, appar­
31 gregating six million six hundred ient, was there any disposition to
ELECTRIC STORE
3 ¡thousand dollars have been tabulat- protect the public interests in evi­
3led. Balances aggregating three hun- dence. The record reeks with waste,
JLdrede thousand dollars have been 'extravagance and downright dis­
found scattered in various banks. Uu- honesty. Y'et there has been scarcely
s cashed checks aggregating in amount an instance of the apprehension and
Ct several thousand dollars have been punishment of an offender.
Tilt people look upon all tills too
!î5H5H5H5H5BSH5E5B5H5E5Z5H5ESB525Z5tiSH52SH5H5HS2525H5i ’52S25;ï5H5Z5E5E5E5H5H5E5ESZ52525B5HSH5E52SîSZ52Sï5Z52S2£> touiid scattered about the floors of
___________________________ ’_______________ _________________ _______________________ .the committee's rooms. It has been patiently. The waste of public money
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found iliât considerable money was during a war like the one through
mantled of Daniels that Sims be . course of justice and freedom and of host in Russia through being left in which we have just passed is nothing
"disciplined.” Daniels refused. Sims I human development as expressed by banks that were seized by the bolshe­ short of treason. It should be treated
TILLAMOOK BLOCK,
stated, in effect that the Sinn Fein-' the principles of democracy. When vik!. Employes of the bureau spent as treason. For if till.1/ course had
war had
Both phones
Tho »toneless prune, a new produc­ iters were a discredited bunch of ou r adniinitratioii fails to conform money with no apparent sense of re- been persisted in. and the
tion, promises to become a popular Bolsheviks and offered his proof. Re­ to these principles, then we have no sponsibility or accountability. In lasted long enough, the effect would
have been as serious as the inarch ot
fruit. The fruit is practically the gardless of w hat the Sinn Feinners | alternative but to assert that Amer­ oilier words, the course of this bu­
T. BO ALS, M.D.,
an
invading army. The result would
ican
justice
must
prevail
against
any
reau
was
marked
by
the
most
tscau-
may
represent
now;
it
cannot
be
de-
|
same as the ordinary breakfast prune
same,—nation-
have
been
exactly
the
business
and
of-
'tiled
that
during
tlie
war
they
wetei
temporary
administration
of
the
af-
¡dalouB
disregard
of
witli tlie exception that the stone in
ficial properties. It was engaged in ¡al disaster. For this country would
PHYSICIAN ANO SURGEON
tlie center is replaced by a soft ker­ ¡enemies of the allies and endeavored fairs of our country.”
conduct of - have been bankrupted in three or
In a word, then. Mr. Gompers is the public defense ot the
I
nel or seed that can be cooked with to cooperate with Germany. And that
Surgeon S. P. Co.
if
the
sort
of
business
tlie fruit and eaten.—Telephone I is enough to know about them.—Ga­ for the law and the government when ¡all the other bureaus' and depart­ four years
the law and the government yield ments of government, but made a management given to national fi­
zette
Tinies.
Register.
to his dictation, and against law and ; record of its own that \tould not nancial affairs, as revealed in the in­
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stances just metioned, and in hun­
E. E. Brodie, of Oregon City, pub­ government w hen they are not to his .stand the light ot day. '
Oregon
The theory of Carl Ackerman that
tite subcommittees of the 'dreds of others of which they are
liking.
One
of
lisher
of
the
Enterprise,
former
pres
­
tlie Democrats will attempt to swal­
The issue he raises is just this, congressional committee engaged,in typical,
low the radicals in order to win has ident of the Oregon State Editorial
In speaking of the operations of
Il GOYNE,
a leaky roof and it defective heating association, and otherwise a live when stripped of his specious rhetor- ¡investigating the War department I
1c about the "principles of demacra-jhas developed evidence during tlie the Creel bureau and the sort of pub­
system. With Wilson out of the way wire and progressive citizen, has
ATTORNEY AT I. \W
lic propaganda it typifies. Senator
the Democratic party will not be hurled his hat into the ring as a cy”—whether congress, in passing ¡past few daysithat at Camp Sheridan,
Hiram Johnson has well said; "It
ia
law,
the
president
signing
it
and
¡Ohio,
the
public
money
was
reckless-
¡candidate
ft>r
tlie
office
of
secretary
radical. There is very little radical­
picks our pockets to poison our
ism in the solid south and the solid of state and the-two or tliraq dozen- the courts in enforcing it are the an- .jy wasted by unfaithful officials and
contractors. Here, too, minds.” The time will conic when the Tillamook
(). I gon
south is the Democratic party. Ga­ others who propose to batter that ■ thorities to be obeyed. or whether ¡pilfering
hat and kick it out of the ring are the leaders of a group of citizens are ¡there was a total disregard of the people of this country will fully
zette Tinies.
EBSTER
HOI.
MES,
.going to find that they have their jin authority above congress, the i interests of the public. The people’s 'awaken to the enormity of the offen­
¡president and the courts. ‘
¡money was poured out like water, ses committed by litis organization
The high cost of living and every­ ¡hands lull. Ed. isn’t a mushy sort of
Mr. Gompers’ attempted justifica- ¡.with no attempt to secure an ade- which wasted the people’s money in
A I TORN EY-AT I.AW
thing else can be reduced in stWeral fellow but he’ numbers his friends
ways likely. But one sure way is for over the state in more than four tion of his disloyal attitude that quate return lor it in materials or ¡order that waste of publie treasure
eyery man in the country to get in figures and all those who have ever 'the constituted authorities are only service at the very time people were in other bureaus and departments of
J government might be successfully
FIRST ST ft EKT,
and produce just twice as lunch a. he been associated with him in any * temporarily” in authority—is trans- being asked to save and sacrifice and
has produced the past year. Produc­ enterprise are his ardent boosters, parent sophistry. The transparent [ [O contribute millions for the nation- concealed front public view. And the
OREG' »N
tion will produce normal conditions for they have seen him demonstrate [ principle of governmental authority ja) defense, and the young men of the Ipeopr vm actually coinpCilei to IT I.LAMOOK,
again. Le -turcs, commiss-ions, , elec­ the abilities that are wanted in a Is the life and spirit of our democ- [nation were being enrolled by mil- (pay lite high cost of fooling the1
A\ II» ROBINSON, M. I > ,
phases .man who may be honored with that jracy. When Mr. Gompers assails it lions to pour out their blood for the . cl . : .
tions and high t sounding
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¡highly important job. With malice I he assails democracy. It is the con­
Register.
won’t do it.—Telephone
toward none, and recognizing many stitutional plan and principle which
I why tlie train had stopped between
'differentiates our popular govern-
COAXING YOU TO SMILE
PHYSICIAN ANU SURGEON
Now that the courts have ruled other good men in tlie bunch. The
stations.
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¡ment from autocratic and monarch*
Sentinel
is
for
Ed
until
after
the
that Forest Grove need not pay for
"Oh,” saiti Itastus, “tlie engineer
!
ical
government
un^er
which
mon-
NATIONAL Ill’ll.DING,
its sewer we wonder what our neigh­ recount.-—The Sentinel.
The Reason Why.
done found a broken rail.”
arch and sovereigns rule and reign
boring city is going to do with it. It
Winkleborough
is
a
flourishing
"Well,
”
said
the
woman,
"w
hy
stop
Oregon being principally a wood for life and, dying, pass on the
isn’t exactly like a pile of cans in a
OREG' >N.
little seaside resort, and druing the for that? Do the p.tsseng r trains on TILLAMOOK
doesn’t burning state, people have little idea throne to their decendants.
back lot, and if the city C--
reason almost every available room litis road stop to pick up every
The
obligation
of
obedience
to
the
have to take It it must still belong to wliat the coal strike means in the
is "let” at good proces.
broken
rail they find ulong the
R. O. L. HO1ILEELD.
the contractor, and it looks as if he districts using that fuel 1 exclusively constituted authorities, chosen for
A visitor at that delightful spot | track?”
¡definite
terms
by
the
majority
of
the
a
fix
if
the
'and
with
a
climate
more
severe
than
would be in a dickens of
observed
a
policeman
soundly
cuff
a
[people, is all the greater by reason
city should tell hint to remove his the northwest experiences even In
youth for some misdemeanor, and
No Wonder Ht Couldn’t.
ithe most severe winter. In the cities of the aime limits that the constitu­
property.—Independent.
being anxious to know tlie reason of
The old man was applying at the
tion
and
the
law
places
upon
their
many
people
rarely
buy
more
than
a
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the chastisement lie went over to the eye hospital for some spectacles, and F,ell Phone 2F2
Mutual Phons
The Kaiser Is reported recently to ton at a time, and in the poorer dis­ service. While they are in authority brass-buttoned representative of the
the doctor was making a test of his
they
are
the
government
and
the
have gone tliiough "the solemn cere­ tricts it is even bought y the sack.
law.
eyes.
Tillamook
mony of loading his revolver in the These are tin people who are in tant- ¡only government In this country.
"What’s he done, constable?” he
A card was fixed on
It the time shall ever come when
prcsence of his family,” especially ly affected by the fuel shortage, for
inquired.
little distance away from
including the former Crow n Prince, people of means laid in winter stocks ¡the leaders ot any group of people, "I caught him picking pockets ir.
QR. L. L.
old man was sitting, and
whether
the
labor,
or
capital,
or
of
with the declaration that on the day long j; ago and are only inciden­
If
I
see
him
at
it
again
I
’
ll
give
him
asked
him.
when the powers demanded his extra­ tally affected if the shortage becomes religion, are permitted to set up their a good hiding.”
PHYSICIAN AND SURGIA N
"Can you read that my man?"
dition he would shoot himself. It so great as to close down industries ¡own opinions as superior to the
"But why don't you run him in?”
"No sir,” said the man, "I can't.” '
¡judgments
of
the
courts,
the
prerl-
T illamook B lock
would have been impossible for him tn which they are interested. Thus
"I’un him in!” retorted the con­ ’ ’1 lie doctor told him to go nearer.1
[dent and congress this country will
to do such a thing save ill the most in endeavoring to secure a 60-per
stable.
"Why
bless
yer,
we
ain
’
t
"Well,
can
yi>u
read
it
now?
”
cease to be a democracy. It will hav>
Oreg< a.
theatrical manner, and it’s dollars to cent increase In pay and a five day
Again the old man replied: “No I Tillamook,
become an oligarchy, and our institu­ ilimnin’ anybody-In this week. The
doughnuts that he carried out the week the mines are hitting not at
¡police
station
’
s
let."
sir.”
tions will go down in ruins.-—Spokes­
whole theatrical scheme by using a the operator, but nt a cia s which
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The doctor angrily pulled him for-
man Review.
would
probably
be
glad
to
exchange
cart-
“property” pistol and blank
¡ward till his nose almost touched
When
N*fson
Quit
"Cussin,.
’
’
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X
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X
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X-
—
places
with
them
and
gladly
accept
ridges.—Harvey's Weekly.
When Senator Nelson was gover­ the placard.
pay and conditions which brought on
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Rew The Money Goes.____ nor ot Minr esota one of his cronies | "Well, can
Newspapers and magazines have the strike. It is inconceivable that
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"No sir,” paid the old man
i was an Epit copal minister. Dr. Wil-
been saying a great deal on the high Jhe leaders cooly reasoned that shut­
A few months ago a lot of bol.-he cox. "The C
in the Ishakin* his head. “You see
ting
down
the
mines
at
the
begin
­
eat
cost of living. We can not wear,
vik bombs blew up the homes and
be felt never h-arn't to read!”
or use what is not produced and no ning of winter would cause such suf- offices ot American citizens, says an [habit of “cussing”
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of the
¡like
It
and
the
n
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fering as to force acquiescence to
amount of _ mopey
can buy it for u
Evidence.
i In the
Capper’s Weekly' say that the high their demand-, but as th- y could not exchange Instantly the Wilson ad churchman (lid not
ministration rushed before congress ¡least. Dr. Wilcox
to
Gov.
"You
always
have that same wall-
cost of living is not so much a ques- but know who would be the fiist to
for millions of money to be used in ¡Nelson frequently
¡rose in this resturant, don't you?"
■
weal
tlon of increased wages and salarie suffer the suspicion cannot but be running down the bomb-senders. The
Ing habit and tried to break him of said the buttin' s man.
TILLAMOOK', OKLGOX.
as It is for greater production. It may entertained.—Independent.
money w. appropriated A lot of ad­ lit, but without success. One day
“Always," replied his friend, "She’s
t>e so, but the average man is of th
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ditional
people—mostly deserving |they were sitting In the governor’s very careful to bring rue clean food."
opinion that the greater amount of Mr. Gompers Gives False and Dang­ 'Democrat«—were added to the sag­
"How do you know?"
office and when something in the
production occasioned by the war has
ging pay roils. All got their pictures conversation aromed Gov. Nelson he
"Why today I saw her brushing the
erous Counsel.
been pretty well kept up for a year
in the papers with fine pieces about spoke his mind freely and inter- dust off my piece of custard pie with
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and that somebody is controlling
Ornamental Fire Places Built
l themselves. Then they proceeded to Ispcrsed his discour-“ liberally with her apron.”
Mr. Gompers’ war-time record was
various articles which^render them
of Brick and Stone, All Fire
'get into easy office chairs and wait expletives.
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difficult to obtain and that some­ admirable, and it is therefore a
Places absolutely guaranteed
probably
for
the
monthly
pay
day,
“
Why
in
the
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don
’
t
not to smoke or money re­
body 1« holding for high prices.— keener disappointment that he now
Wliy the Hired Girl Quit.
WilFon’a ¡you cut that out?" demanded Dr.
¡makes the lamentable mistake of ¡for the remainder of Mr.
funded.
News Reporter.
Amohg
the
atrocities
of
the
week
is
Wilcox.
Brick work of all kinds done
marring it by assuming a defiant administration.
the
act
of
the
Topeka
hired
girl
who
—. o
Have you read of a single convic­
Gov. Nelson was amazed and final­
on
short notice.
Having had occasion to criticise attitude toward the law and the gov- tion? You have not. You have-not
notified her mistress she was leaving.
We make a specialty of re­
ly said: "Well if my cussing sounds
Secretary Daniels freely and fre- ernment.
________ His speech Monday night at
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.
even read of an arrest. For appear­ as bad as yours, I will." And he did Pressed for the cause she said, "You
pairing smoking Fire Place«.
quently. we take the same great | Washington was a disloyal app»-al to
remember last week I went to a fu­
ances sake it would seem that at
pleasure in commending him for his organized labor to cut loose from the
neral
and
was
all
dressed
up.
Well,
least two or three people wearing
refusal to repudiate. Admiral Sims moorings of good citizenship,
I urn going to marry the husband of
A Passenger’s Kick.
exaggerated whiskers should be ar­
for whtft be had to «ay about the j "We are in accord with our govern-
One day recently a woman passen- the deceased He said I was the life
rested. P. S. The spending of the
TILLAMOOK. ORE
direc-'ment
(he
said)
when
we
know
that
Sinn Feiners. Daniel Connell, direc-____
ger on a railway asked the porter of that there funeral.
tor of the Irish National Bureau, de- lour government is following out a millions goes merrily on.
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