TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, OCTOBER 16
United States lires
are Good Tiros
found the foreign born element well
paid for their work, contented and
happy. But there is in Pittsburgh a
man, William Zebulon Foster, who is
going among the foreign population
I teavhing terrible doctrines of anar­
I
chy in his book; things that go to the
.destruction of the American govern-
' ment. The most dangerous man I
. know of is the parlor bolishevist who
doesn't work, and who doesn’t know
anything about working people, but
I who preaches discord, and creates
, unrest and causes unhappeness in
j families by his
preaching of un-
American doctrines. Foster is the
type of man who is causing all this
unrest among the foreign-born, not
only of Pennsylvania, but of the
country. I have known the habits and
, the desires of the foreign-born of
! this state too long to be deluded to
the belief that they are responsible
for the present unrest. The danger of
American institutions is not in the
foreign-born. This man Foster is a
native-born citizen. He is a most
dangerous leader and a dangerous
domestic enemy.”
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Having called the Democratic class
n arithmetic together, the professor
discoursed as follows:
“The problem to be elucidated to­
day, is one of my own inventions, viz
—one is more than six.
"The demonstration is simple. Look
at my cabinet. Ten of ’em. Every­
body admits that I am greater than
all of them. Of course if one is great­
er than ten, even more is one greater
than six.
'Look at the Senate. Ninety-six of
em. I am greater than the whole
outfit. The Republicans are pygmy-
minded, and confidentially I don’t
think any more of the Democrats in
the bunch, although for prudential
reasons I am saying nothing about
this at present. Need 1 d monstrate
that I, one, am greater than the
ninety-six? It need not be proved. I
admit it.
"As ninety-six are to six, so sixteen
is to one, And that reminds me of
still another proof of my theorem.
My former Secretary of State ran on
a platform of sixteen to one and the
other fellow won.”
The professor went out to cut a
few gads for any of the pupils who
might be inclined to question his
logic, while the pupils lemained in
the room to marvel at the cleavqrness
of the man who, in the light of this
demonstration, was able to prevent
Lloyd George from slipping one over
on us at Paris by giving the British
empire one vote and the United
States only six in the league of na­
tions assembly.
Stradivara
A Name; No More.
now have to worry. The soldiers of
[the United States did not go to
France to lfill autocracy, not to en­ Prof. Herron on the League of Na­
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courage it. Our soldiers fight for
"The Plumb plan” is a scheme
tions.
America, for the preservation of
whereby the brother-hoods get the
Professor George D. Herron, the
Americanism as a national ideal.”
railroads, the people get the worst of
"Christian Socialist” and excommu­
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politicians get the
it, and the
nicated Congregational
minister,
"plumbs.”
I Muncie (Ind.) Evening Press: wrote an eulogy of President Wilson
“Is it true, asks the Sun Francisco in which the name of Mr. Wilson is
The only organized opposition of association for the league of nations, frequently linked with divinity, and
Herbert Hoover nays the people can
rectify the price of clothing and the treaty as it stands is pro-German, addressing President Wilson, ‘that was thereafter appointed by Presi-
shoes by not buying any for three declared President Wilson in Wyont- under the league of nations, foreign dent Wilson a member of his entour-
months. They can rectify the price of ¡ng. This recalls his campaign state­ countries can order the sending of age at Paris, and, along Wlth Wil-
food too, by not eating any for three [ment in 1918 that the election of a American troops to foreign coun- liani Allen White, was appointed a
Come'and Hear this|Machine Play before Buying.
months.
¡Republican congress would cause ¡tries?” 'it is not’ the President ans- delegate to the abortive conference
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I gloom in Washington and joy in Ber- twered. ‘The right of Congress to de- with the bolshevik! at Prinkipo, is
It’s tone is natural—No metallic sound, only
Samuel Gompers says that if con- Ilin. The repudiation of Mr. Wilson termine matters is in no wise im- still hitting it up for Wilsonism and
the natural sound of voice and instrument played.
caused gloom in paired.’ This is interesting news, or the league of nations. Yet this is
gress shouud pass a law prohibiting last November
strikes on railways, he would disobey Washington all right, but as soon as what the old-time, cautious political what ne confesses about the league
it. That’s the kind of laws everybody the result was known in Berlin, the newspaper used to call important if of nations in his recently published
wants; laws you can obey if you like Kaiser fled to JIoHand.
I true. But now in Siberia and else­ book, "The Greater War.”
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em and disobey if you don’t.
where in Russia are American sol­
“The league of nations presented
Georgia, which has denied women diers sent there without the author­ by the peace conference is a name
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"When the Senate has acted." says the ballot, is now embarrassed to ity of Congress, warring against per­ and no more; no such thing as a
President Wilson, "it will be for me discover a woman in the state who sons on foreign soil with whom we league of nations exists; no such
to determine whether its action con­ ha:: : aised 2000 bushels of corn, 500 never have declared war and all this thing has been created at Paris. The
stituted an adoption or rejection.” bush> is of outs. 10 loads of pumpkins, in advance of the league. Would the most we can say is, that a doubtful
Does President Wilson get that out of nine children and a shiftless husband President go so far as to say that the league of governments has been put
his private revised copy of the Con­ on 80 acres of land. Anybody who league will prevent the usurpation forth; and, practically a league of
can do that is a first class citizen by by an American president of the only three governments at that. As it
stitution of the United States?
rill the rules. If she had to, tHis powers of the American Congress?" turns out* wiiat has been accomplish­
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If it cost a million and a half dol­ women could probably solve the rail­
ed at Paris is a new Triple Alliance
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lars to help make the covenant of road problem and the league of na­
masquerading as a general league.
Henry
Wise
Wood,
representing
I
the league of nations, how much do tions question long before congress
And this new Triple Alliance, if a
the
league
for
preservation
of
you suppose it will cost us to main­ gets done tailing about them just as
real society of nations be not soon
tain the government it created? As she has solved the high cost of living American Independence, in a tele­ created, will become an intolerable
gram
addressed
to
President
Wilson,
problems
for
her
family
of
10.
the fellow said, it isn’t the original
said: “The press quotes you as hav­ nuisance, a tyranny not to be borne.”
cost of a wife that counts; its the up­
This is a pleasant prospect, as set
At the rate things have been di- ing made the following statement: forth by one of the league’s framerH
keep.
vulged during the past month we (“The only organized forces opposed and propagandists. Prof. Herron also
The people are so unanimously should learn by the middle of Octob­ to the league of nations are hyphen­ agrees with many other people that
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against reservations in the covenant er that not one of the 1,400 "advis­ ated Americans, outside, I mean of tiie war ended prematurely, though i §
that the covenantal senators are ors” which Prime Minister Wilson the congressional circles.' This state­ on the edge of overwhelming victory,
unanimously in favor of keeping the took with him to Europe agreed ment sir, is a falsehood. The league with its objectives unattained, leav­
rabble out of the senatorial galleries, with him In the framing of the trea­ for the preservation of American in­ ing Germany believing herself un­
in
where they persist, especially the ty or the league? Then why were dependence, which was formed
tn the conquered. and therefore unrepent­
soldiers and sailors, in applauding they taken along? Was it to carry |March last to support those
Senate who opposed the covenant in ant and ready for a renewal of the
the opposition and hooting the rub­ the 15 tons of data which was never
struggle when the opportunity ar­
We are just completing 14 years oi bank service for the people of
used? Or were they merely "gentle- its present intolerable un-American rives. Upon this point Prof. Herron
ber stamp statsemen.
Bay City and tributary country.
We invite your further patron­
form,
was
founded
and
is
adminis
­
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men-ln-waiting” on the American
tered by men who with Theodore writes:
age, and full co-operation so we may be able to give you still
President Wilson says that the dictator? It is evident now what it
'1 ..e armistice was so far as Amer­
Roosevelt and Leonard Wood organ­
better service. You are cordially invited to carry your business
establishment of the league of na- meant by statements of the cuckoo
ized the preparedness movement, and ica and the associated nations were
with us. Depository for City, County, Port and Siate.
tions would give us "the right to press that Wilson fought it out alone
who. subsequently untiringly point­ concerned, a blunder which our gen­
protest” without doing it through in Paris. He is like the soldier who ed out to you your duty, to wh’lch eration may not repair. Nor have I
the league , and the great advantage declared that every man in the regt-
you did not awake until two and a spoken with a single authentic Ger­
of not assenting to the Shantung Iment was out of step but himself.
half years thereafter. It need not be man especially among those who
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deal is that nobody can ask us why
added
that these men were bitterly had ho,; d that the war would result
Houghton (Mich.) Morning Ga-
we are protesting against something
opposed to permany and her methods in the birth of a German democracy
zette:
"The
President's
assertion
that
we approved by consenting to and
— who does not frankly and sorrow­
Bolshevism alteady
has struck its long before you were, nor that it ill fully agree with this opinion. Doubt-
participating In it.
becomes
a
chief
executive
to
slur
the
[slimy head into the United States of
Americanism of those who would le i were saved, for the moment,
Champ Clark arose in the house ¡America is quite true. But to assert
many thousands of lives—of lives
preserve it."
[that
the
adoption
of
the
league
cov-
Phone Mam 73.
the other day to inquire what had
very precious, too that the finish­
became of the American flag
_ that ¡enant and the enactment of the
Judge Joseph Buffington of the ing of the war and the actual defeat
used to hang over the speaker's/leak, ¡peace treaty will put a stop to Bolsh-
of Germany would have required. ECONOMY CLEANERS
Probably it had been taken down to ¡evism is so palpably silly that it can­ United States Court of Appeals at But, in one manner or another, un­
Philadelphia,
denounces
William
Ze
­
AND DYERS
make way for the Hen Ford internat­ not be expected to go down with the
bulon Foster, leader of the striking numbered millions of lives, and years
ional flag the Democratic leaders at 'people. Some people have the temer­
steel workers, as "a dangerous do­ of inimaginable human suffering and
2nd. Between 3rd and 4th.
the capitol are willing should be sub­ ity to assert that if the administra­
confusion, may be the price of the
mestic
enemy.
”
Judge
Buffington
de
­
Storage—Oils
tion had properly concerned itself
stituted for it.
comparatively few lives that were MODERN EQUIPMENT.
Repairing of all kinds.
long ago with the seriousness of the clares:. "I have been all through the saved by the halt of the associated
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steel mills and other industrial es­
PERMANENTLY LOCATED.
I
dive ns a trial.
The New York Times continues to problem and bad been more appre­
tablishments in the western part of armies upon the threshold of vic­
hensive
of
the
necessity
for
action
rebuke William C. Bullitt tor telling
Goin
& Wiedman.
E.
F.
Schults,
tory.
”
the state of Pennsylvania and I have
the Senate Committee on Foreign [against Bolshevism we would
Scraps of Paper.
Affairs what happened at Paris. It
declares he did not "respeçt the con­
fidence” of his colleagues on the
peace commission. We did not sup­
pose that in the bright lexicon of
open covenants openly arrived at
there was any such word as "confi­
dences.”
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