TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, SEPTEMBER 25. 1919. I Resolution )l Condolence HAD HIGH PURPOSE Mariam Lodge No.* 36, of Pythian Sisters, Tillamook, Oregon, Sept. 24, 1919. Ancient Mariner Has Trying Day We, your committee, submit the fol­ in Boston Town. lowing resolutions of condolence to Clem Plasker, Mr. and Mrs. M. W. Harrison, Erwin Harrison, and Leslie And He Will Find Many to Agree With Harrison; I Him In His Positive Assertion Whereas, Our Heavenly Father has That "Umbrellies Is Dan* taken to her home above, Ellen Plask- gerous Weapons." the beloved wife, daughter and er, sister of our friendk, and in their I heard a sigh behind me ns I un­ homes is loneliness and the vacant folded my favorite evening sheet. chair, yet the beautiful thought Someone settled into the sent and rest­ comes to us that we shall meet again, ed wearily against me. I exhumed my- when we too shall go to that home .self from my sheet ami stole a side­ long glance. In the little leathery man where sorrow never comes. Therefore, be it resolved that we wiili the nervous bit of chin whiskers of Mariam Lodge, No. 36, of Pythian I r< cognized Cap'll Ezra Godskins of Sisters, extend to our friends our our town. His mllir bl ;e eye caught mi ’e and heartfelt sympathy. I wl-lied him good evening. II re­ Be it also resolved that a copy of plied with another sigh and the cryp­ these resolutions be sent to each mem­ tic remark, “Umbrellies is dangerous ber of the bereaved family, and one weapons.” Then, like another and bet to each of the newspapers for public­ ter known An-lent Mariner, he seemed ation, also that one be spread on our untdde to ce'itnln himself and launched forth into the subject that was tortur­ minutes. Mrs. Jfceyes, Mrs. Carrol and Mrs. ing his soul. This is the captain's plaint: Gibson, committee. “I come into town this mornin’ bearin’ no man any malice. It looked like rain, but I didn’t calc’late to let .------ -°------- While I am away on my vacation that spoil my good nature. Most every­ anyone wishing to secure Watkins’ one but me was totin’ a umbrelly. "I was bumpin’ along In the crowd products, can do so by calling or leavin’ the stntion an’ Just nt the en­ sending to my home on 8th street, trance I was surrounded by five fat Tillamook City, at any time. Mail old Indies who was so Interested in de­ orders will be delivered promptly. cidin’ where they wns goin' to meet Kasper Zweifel, for lunch that they didn’t notice that The Watkins Man. I was standin’ In the middle of the con- feerunce nil' gettln’ the benefit of all the emphasis of the pointin’ they did with their umbrellies. “A lady pointin’ one direction with a pnrasol wants to look where’s she’s Mrs. E. E. DAVIDSON, late u-pointin*. “I squoze out of there just In time of Bar View, will open “THE to get gouged In the nigh leg by a feller that carried his umbrelly FERN”jCONFECTIONERY AND young strapped to the side of his valise. He LUNCHROOM, Saturday, Sept. gave me a nasty look for bein’ there. I started up the street and see a fel­ 27th, with a full line of Confec­ ler ahead of me earryln’ his umbrelly over his shoulder like a musket. He tionery, etc. turned to look Into a store winder and Don’t Forget. She will bumped a old man Into the side of the serve her Famous Crab Salads bend with the muzzle of hfs weapon. They had some words. Home Made Pies,| ¡Chicken Sand­ “A young girl that looked bright to know better wns cnrryln’ her wiches, etc., in the Gem Build­ enough umbrelly in the middle and talkin’ so ing, next door to Gem Theatre. fast at the same time I guess she didn’t know she wns proddln’ folks both ahead and behind as though she might lie sayin’ ‘Get up, Jessie; go BOTTS & WINSLOW, ’long, Bill!’ “A tall feller with a blnck ribbon on Attorneys-at-Law, his eye glasses was whirlin’ his slim umbrelly nround by the handle, thereby TILLAMOOK, OREGON gettln’ most of the sidewalk and a lot of unfavorable opinion for himself. TILLAMOOK BLOCK, He varied this a little by usin’ it as a cane, swingin’ it well out in front Both phones. and behind. Every once in a while swang into some one’s shanks or TZ> OBERT H. McGRATH, I it stabbed 'em in the Instep. He sure had the comfort an’ safety of other COUNSBLLOR-AT LAW, folks In mind. ODDFELLOWS’ BUILDING, "People used ’em as wedges to get Into the crowd and as a pry to get out. TILLAMOOK, OREGON. One young feller I see was standin' P orti and O ffice on the edge ■of the sidewalk, leanin’ back on hfs umbrelly and talkin’ to a 1110 W ilcox B ld . z friend of hfs'n. Some feller goln’ along mindin' his own business caught w EBSTER HOLMES, I his toe in ffand brought the Ind down at neat as a ninepin. ATTORNEY*AT LAW “Now if he had a had his umbrelly bangin' down straight from his hand COMMERCIAL BUILDING, the way It should ha' been an’ been FIRST STREET, goln' about his business Instead of TILLAMOOK. OREGON blockin' up the sidewalk he wouldn’t a had to go home and changed his breeches. QR. O. L. HOHLFELD. “The trouble is that folks who carry a umbrelly so It didn't interfere with VETERINARIAN. anybody else is generally the ones that Eell Phone—2F2 Mutual Phone gets jabbed. “I ain't got the henrt to speak of Tillamook Oregon. umbrellies when folks carries ’em raised, They Is worse than dangerouif then; they is positively dendly. I jQ A VID,ROBINSON. M.D, been dodgin' careless and thoughtless I I handlers of umbrellies all day and in PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON tile hands of them class of people that Is a dangerous weapon. Yes, sir, um­ NATIONAL BUILDING, brellies Is a dangerous weapon.”—Bos­ TILLAMOOK — OREGON. ton Globe. ________ ~ Columbus Shown to Have Been Moved by Religious Zeal. Voyage Which Resulted In the Dis­ covery of America Undertaken to Procure Wealth to Save Jerusalem. • Notice to Watkins Customers. Announcement JD Of all the tires that are made, —why do you suppose we prefer to sell United States Tires? Because they are made by the biggest rubber company in the world. And they know how to build good tires. They have choice of ma­ terials,—they have immense AND COUNSELLOR. AT-LAW Tillamook - . . - o«ega.. For Sale. He had determined to "mop up”—* not in the sense, however, that one thinks of these days. He had seen a 0R. L. L. HOY, mop such ns he desired advertised for 96 cents (Original price »1.50), and PHYSICIAN ANDSURGBCN made haste to get one. for he had also determined to bny nothing unless T illamook B lock , It was “on sale.” The mop cost 96 cents, a handle 10 cents extra, a bot­ Tillamook, tle of polish was added for good meas­ ure. He proceeded to drop the bottle, henry c . viereck . m . d . and os the mop without the polish was useless. It waa necessary to buy an­ SPECIALIST. other bottle, which set him back 50 Diieaae of The cents. The bargain cost him »1.60 in­ E EAR. NOSE AND THROAT stead of 98 cents, as he had pictured. 310 8eUin^ Building. Portlaad. Ore. However, he Is still determined to best tb« H. C. L. facilities,—they employ many exclusive methods. They can go to greater lengths in testing, improving ana perfecting the things that make good tires. We find it good business to sell United States Tires. And—you will find it good business to buy them. They are here-a tire for every need. United States Tires are' Good Tires We know United States Tires are Good Tires. That’s why we sell them. Star Garage, C. E. Pankow, Tillamook ; Nelson & Co., Say City ; KellowBros., Hebo; Anderson Bros., Garage, Nehalem ; Wheeler Garage, M. J. Maddox, Wheeler. Our Week End Sale At The SANITARY MARKET 10 lb. PAIL __ Compound Lard $2.50 T. BOÀLS, M.D., Notes Issued by Austrians, A correspondent writes that Ans- trlnn notes were not tire only “duds” PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON that caused trouble and loss to the Surgeon S. P. Co. allies. Every Every British British soldier soldier who served on the western front must