TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, SEP1EMBER 11, 1919. H5Z52SH£cLS2S?Sa5HS25HSE5HSa5BS25H525üjHS25a5?525aS25a5HSZSa5a5 unty, said Mr. Switzer had. Foster-Milburn Co., judgment being entered said Cir­ Mfgrs. Buffalo. N. Y.-—Pd Adv. Total estimated amount of cuit Court on the 6th day of Septem­ money to be expeuded for ber. 1919, and being rendered in fa­ Where Did It Go ? all purposes during the ------- o------- vor of the above named plaintiff, and year .................................. $42,000.00 against the above named defendant, In these days of difficulty over the and being in the sunt of $1.300.00 high coat of living, there, is much ESTIMATED RECEIPTS with interest thereon at the rate of wonderment in Congress and else­ Fropi county school fund' 8 per cent per annum from April 23. where as to what was done with the during the coming school year ................................... $ 3 970.00 1918. until paid; in the further sum $1000,600.000 fund approprie.: cd at i of $95.55 with interest thereon at the insistance of the Prr.ldent in From state school fund dur­ | the rate of 8 per cent per annum order to provide food for European ing the coming school year ................................... 1.015.68 from June 23. 1919, until paid; in peoples. It was pointed out at the the sunt of $150.00 attorney fees, time the lust Congress made the ap­ Cash now in hands of ’he t and for the cowls and disbursements propriation that it would tend to add county treasurer, belong­ 205.00 taxed and allowed at $16.20. and to the cost of living in America. ing to the district .... said judgment further providing that Representative Good has introduced Estimated amount to be re- a certain mortgage given to secure a resolution asking the President for l^iinr^hi‘‘Xhinrg’ourc’ ' the principal sum hereinbefore nam- a detailed statement as to what was Hear them at the Palm Confectionery.^ ~ done with the $100.000,000 LTT countries the food was dUrris ” what reimbursement was and other specific facts. For **' thing. Congress would like to k °n* how much went to feed Germany"0’ COAXING YOU TO SMILE Spelling Oddities An American in London i., duced to an Englishman, who "X " hy. no introduction is neces«^' b,a * « -s "I beg pardon,” said the Yank« "What was the name?" "Chumley.” "Chumley?”’ “Yes, J. Evelyn Chumley L-M-O-N-D-E-L-E-Y-.” "Oh to be sure! But will you kintl ly tell me why you folks over ¿Z don t pronounce you. names as the are spelled?” ”In what way?” "Well, you people spell the nam, of your Secretary of State L-A-N- S-I-N-u, and you pronounce it Hoi^ Proof. A student had a barrel deposited in his room, contrary, of course, to rule and usage. He recieved a summon, IS to appear before the p.esident. "Sir, I am informed that you have a barrel of ale in your room,” said the latter. “Yes, sir.” hat explanation can you make’’ "Why, the fact is, sir my physician advises me to try a little each day as a tonic, and not wishing to go to the various places where t^e beverage u retailed, I arranged to have a barrel in my room.” "Indeed! And have you derived any benefit front the use of it?" “Oh, yes sir, When the barrel was first taken to my room I could scarce­ ly lift it. Now I can carry it easily.” So Hubby’s Ruse Failed. Hubby had been celebrating and arrived home in the small hours feel­ ing rather dubious of his reception. Absolute stillness reigned, howev­ er. and with a load off his mind he hurried, shoeless, to the cradle and commenced rocking it energetically witlfcthe air of a man who had been at his post for hours. “What are you doing there James’’ quired the strong minded spouse, awakened. "I’ve been sitting here nearly two hours trying to get the baby to sleep' he growled in return. “That’s strange” remarked his wife “Baby is here in bed with me.” Ordering a Dinner, A stylishly dressed woman entered the resturant. The waiter handed her a bill of fair written in French and said: "Please mark off the dlsh- es you wish to order.” Could a woman dressed in tbe height of fashion confess that she was unable to read French? Taking tile pencil sne made a lew dashes and her order read: "Dinner, $1.00. June 20. Vegetables. Please pay at the desk. No tips.” The waiter brought her a dinner of steak and potatoes. ------ o He Knew His Daughter. “The late war has knocked all otr customs and traditions topsy-turvy." remarked the new speaker of the House, Representative Gillett, the other day. “Now it is the young folks who run things. Like the case of William. William was in love. He had declared his passion to the young lady and she had passed him along to her father. Father listened to his tale patiently. It's all right as far as I am concerned,’ the old gentleman said, 'but I am afraid that Jannie will not marry you,’ ’Oh, don’t say that,’ the young man pleaded. 'Has she said bo ?” ‘N o ’, said the old gentleman, 'but what I know of Jen­ nie, if she wanted you she would have taken you without referring you to me.” ------ o----- His Need , "Hey! You there with the sorrel stop!" snarled a customer in the rapid fire resturant. "My order’s been in twenty minutes'and I don't want to wan all day for it. See?” "What you want aint what you need!” retorted Claudine, the wait­ ress. "You need a book of etiquette. If manhery had been running down from Heaven forty days and nights you'd still be a rube. Try that on your canary.” ------- o------- Only A Check. A countryman tells how at a rail­ way station, as a number of wives were starting for the seashore and bidding their respective husbands adieu, he heard one really charniinS young matron say, as she kissed her hubby goodby; "Au revoir. dearie. Don’t forget to write!" "Oh. I’ll write often.” prote.'-ted her husband. "Do dearie", continued the wife; 'do—if it’s only a check." For Sale. ------ o-------- Dairy-man, this is a snap for a man who wants to make money. 180 acres, 2H miles south of Coquille. 40 acres cleared. % mile frontage on river, about 5 acres up land, balance the very finest bottom easy to clear. Fair barn on place, no house. My price is $90 an acre If taken soon, worth $150 now. easy terms to right man. Address Mrs. K. A. Col«. Myrtle Point Oregon.