TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. JULY 31. 1 19
COAXING YOU TO SMILE
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A young man decided to give his
old father a treat by taking him to
London to see the sights. The father
had never been in a train before, and
he commenced the journey with trep­
idation. All went well until the train
suddenly dashed into a tunnel. Bang
went the old man's fist on his son’s
nose as he cried: T told you some­
thing would happen, you young vil-
lian! I’m struck blind!”
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A lady had invited to dinner an old
friend who had lost his nose in an
accident. Taking her young daughter
aside before his arrival, she caution­
ed her to be very careful to make no
remarks about Mr. Robinson's nose,
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as he was very sensitive about it. At
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the table everything went well for a
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time, until Carry, who had been
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studying the guest's face in apparent
W. J. Riechers. Cashier.
perplexity, turned inquiring to her
mother, and asked: “Ma, why did
you tell me to say nothing about Mr.
Robinsin’s nose? He hasent got any.”
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A certain well known author has
always professed astonishment at the
unfailing memory of the attendants
who stand a,t hotel dining-rooms, re­
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enter, and unerringly return them to
S their proper owners as they come out.
One day on leaving the dining-room
of a large summer hotel he stopped
and spoke with the attendant who
had handed him his hat from among
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a hundred others. “How do you
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Agency of M. Paumies ’ Dye House,
$ know,” he asked him, “that this is
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kj my hat?” “I don’t know sir,’ was the
reply. “Then why did you give It to
me?” 'Because you handed it to me,
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“Now,” continued their teacher,
“what I want to know is this: How
is it that while I am standing up-
* right in the ordinary position the
: blood doesn’t run into my feet?
A little fellow shouted.
On land, on sea and
“Why, sir, because your feet ain’t
in the air
empty.”
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H. C. BOONE, Agent, Tillamook, Ore.
He Wasn’t A Lawyer.
The lawyer was cross-examining a
witness to a robbery.
‘When did the robbery take placet’
he asked.
"I think—’’ began the witness.
“We don’t care what you think, sir
We want to know what you know.”
“Then if you don’t want to know
what I think, I may as well leave the
stand. I can’t talk without thinking.
I’m not a lawyer."
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Ultra- Thoughtfulness
A young soldier while engaged in
the desperate fight at Cantigny
was found by some of bis American
pals at the conclusion of a particu­
larly desperate fight squatting in the
middle of a piece of grass-covered
ground. He had a little pile of hand
grenades at his side and there was
several enemy dead on the outskirts
of the little green oasis. He had been
fighting like a demon, single handed.
“What’s the idea?” asked the ser­
geant, running up. ‘Why stay here,
it’s all over?” “See this grass?” was
the answer, pointing to a lush patch
that had been put to seed by French
peasants before their retreat in the
face of falling shells. ‘I'm keeping it
for a cow back on the lines that be­
longs to a family I’m billited with.
It’s the only pasture in forty miles.”
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BEPORT OF TILLAMOOK COW TESTING ASSOCIATION J. Schild. 16........... R. H .. Feb .. 1659 .. 3.7 .. 61.38
Beals & Berns, 4
990 .. 6.2 .. 61.38
FOR JUNE, 1919.
1426 cowe were tested during the month averaging
969 lbs. milk and 40.45 lbs. fat at an average feed cost
of 63.75. 71 cows made over 60 lbs. fat and 644 made
over 40 lbs. each.
The three high purebred herds are:
Ibs. milk
No. Cows
Ibs. fat.
J. B. Honey................. 12.......... . 1649
. 56.40
L. A. McCormack......... 13......... . 1062
. 52.05
John Schild................. 28......... . 1410
. 44.85
The high grade herds are:
Jos Dürrer................... 25......... . 1304
. 55.42
Paul Fitzpatrick......... 10......... . 1119
. 54.24
Adolph Schild............. 8......... . 1503
. 52.79
Josie Brothers........... 33...........
52.79
Vaughn & Darby ......... 17.........
. 51.77
Laura of Tillamook, a registered Holstein owned by
Adolph Schild, Is again high purebred with 1800 Ibs
milk and 79.2 lbs. fat.
The high grade is Jersey, owned by Josl Brothers,
with 1944 ibs milk and 89.42 lbs. fat.
Roll of Honor Cows.
The following gives the names and records of the
cows in the Association which have produced more than
60 poundB of butterfat during the period of 30 days
ending June, 1919.
lbs.
when Ibs.
Owner and
Pct. butter
fresh
fat
Name of cow
breed
milk
fat
Josi, Bros, Jersey . . . Jr. .. May .. 1944 .. 4.6 . . 89.42
Dürrer Sanders Dot G. J. .. May . . 1977 .. 4.5 . . 88.96
Vaughn Dar, Peggie GJ... Apr. .. 1275 .. 6.3 . . 80.33
A. Schild, No. 2 . . R. H. .. Apr. .. 1800 .. 4.4 . . 79.20
Josl Bros., Chance . . Jr. .. Apr. .. 1776 .. 4.4 . . 78.14
J. Donaldson, No. 4 . ,G. J. May .. 1671 .. 4.6 . . 76.87
W. Maxwell, Flora G. J. .. Mar. .. 1173 .. 6.5 . . 76.25
Vaughn & Dar. May G. J. . .. Mar .. 1110 .. 6.8 . . 75.48
• • 1587 .. 4.7 . . 74.59
Beals & Berns, No. 6
1410 .. 5.2 . . 73.32
C. Possetti, Blossom
Beals & Berns No. 20
1233 . . 6.0 . . 73.98
E. Robertson, Molly G. J. .. May .. 1626 .. 4.5 . . 73.17
.. 14.61 .. 5.0 . . 73.05
Beals & Berns No. 13
Vaughn Dar. Edith G. J. .. Mar. .. 1122 .. 6.5 . . 72.93
E Gienger, Lilly G. J. >. . . Feb. .. 1458 .. 5.0 . . 72.90
Josi Bros, Ruby ... .Jr. .. Apr. .. 1500 .. 4.8 . . 72.00
F. Blaser, Queen . . . G.J. .. Apr .. 1410 . . 5.1 . . 71.91
E. Gienger, Viola . .G. J. .. Apr. .. 1458 . . 4.9 . . 71.44
Dürrer, Sdrs Brown G. H. . . Jun .. 1545 . . 4.5 . . 71.07
1329 .. 5.3 . . 70.44
Josi. Bros, Flora ... Jr. ..
J. Honey, J. DK. C. R. H. . . Apr. . . 1848 . .. 3.8 . .70.22
Berns Bros. Brodgit, Na. .. May .. 1491 .. 4.7 . . 70.07
C. N. Gilmore, Lola R. H. .. May .. 2256 .. 3.1 . . 69.94
Carl Hunt, Blindy . .G. J. . . Jun .. 1389 . . 5.0 . . 69.45
M. Abplanalp, No. 27 Na . . May . . 2163 . .. 3.2 . .69.22
E. Robertson, Beulah R.J. . . May 6 1350 . . 5.1 . . 68.85
L. Weber, Beauty . G. J. .. Feb . . 1005 . . 6.7 . . 67.34
J. Honey, C. J. H. R. H. .. Apr . . 1767 . . 3.8 . . 67.14
J. Honey B. Dk P R. H. . . May . . 2391 .. 2.8 . . 66.94
P. Betschart, 17 . ,G. H. .. May .. 1713 .. 3.9 . . 66.80
J. Schild, 29 .... R. H. .. Apr .. 2154 .. 3.1 . . 66.77
Dürrer, San Beauty. . Jr. . . Jan .. 1308 .. 5.1 . . 66.70
J. Honey J. S. Dk R. H. .. Mar . . 1791 .. 3.7 . . 66.26
L. McCormack K E B R.J. . . May . . 1140 . . 5.7 .. .64.98
C. Possetti, V. of M. R. J. . . Jun .. 1140 .. 5.7 . . 64.98
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, . 1410 . . 4. . . 64.86
Beale & Berns 31 ..
G. Wyss, Jersey .. J. G. .. Mar .. 1470 .. 4.4 . . 64.68
L. McCormack, Pol G. J. .. Mar .. 1152 .. 5.6 . . 64.51
J. Honey, S. G. Q . .R. H. . .Apr .. 2220 .. 2.9 . . 64.38
G. Wyss, Curley . . . .Na. .. May .. 1608 .. 4.0 . . 64.32
Dürrer, San, Flora G. H. .. May .. 1776 .. 3.6 . . 63.93
E. Robertson, Madge G.J .. May . . 1660 .. 3.8 . . 63.00
G. Wyss, Cora .... Na .. Mar .. 1425 .. 4.4 . . 62.70
Josi Bros. Mattle ... Jf .. Apr .. 1419 .. 4.7 . . 62.69
L. McCormack M R. H. J. . . Apr .. 1248 .. 5.0 . . 62.40
Josi Bros, Beauty .. Jr. .. Apr . . 1416 . . 4.4 . . 62.30
Vaughn Daar. Juno G. R. ... Mar . . 1110 .. 5.6 . . 62.16
Dürrer Sander, Lilly Na .. Jun .. 1680 .. 3.7 . . 62.16
Jack Rupp, Reddy, G. J. .. . Mar . .1479 .. 4.2 . . 62.12
Jack Rupp, Helfer . .Na N Apr . . 1380 .. 4.5 . . 62.10
P. Betschart, 21 . . G. H. .. May .. 1590 .. 3.9 . . 62.01
Jack Rupp, Pet .. .G. J. . . Mar . . 1239 .. 5.0 . . 61.95
Vaughn Dar. Marlon GJ.... Mar .. 1068 . . 5.8 . . 61.94
• ■ 1290 . . 4.8 . . 61.92
L. Weber, Brownie. G. J. . ,
Dürrer, Sander, Lady J. G . . Mar . . 1509 . . 4.1 . .61.68
F. Blaser, Jersey . . G. J.. . Apr .. 1284 . . 4.8 . . 61.63
F. Blaser, Reddie, G. J. .. Apr ..
Beals & Berns, 34 , .G. J. . •
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Josl Bros, Pa: ty . .G. J. ..
A. Schild, 4............. G. J. .. Mar ..
J. onaldson, 33................. Jun ..
Jun ..
J. Donaldson, 52 ..
W. B. Vaughn, Toby Na . . Jan ..
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Geo. Olson, Rhodi . G. J. ..
Josi Bros, Midget .. . Jr. .. May ..
P. Werner, Brownie G. J. . •
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Hoover Tilden, Lola G. J. . . Mar ..
Dürrer Sander Roanle Na . . Apr .,
Geo. Olson, Foxie .G. J. . . Mar ..
1461 ..
1113 . .
1329 ..
1650 ..
1071 ..
1689 ..
1350 ..
1065 ..
1347 ..
1260 . .
1182 . .
1308 . .
1539 ..
5.5
5.5
4.6
3.7
5.7
3.6
4.5
5.6
4.5
4.8
5.1
4.6
3.9
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61.36
61.22
61.14
61.05
61.05
60.80
60.70
60.70
60.63
60.48
60.28
60.16
60.02
REPORT OF NESTUCCA COW TESTING ASSOCIATION
FOR JUNE. 1919.
A. O. Jackson, Secretary
Miss Helen Miller, Testerette,
604 cows were tested during the month making an
average of 34.68 Ibs. fat from 876 Ibs. milk. 196 cows
made over 40 Ibs fat ?nd 43 over 50 ibs. fat.
The high herds are:
Jos. Schreiber, 21 cows averaged 1047 Ibs. milk and
46 Ibs. fat.
J. C. Dunn, 23 cows averaged 953 ibs, milk and 43.14
Ibs. fat
M. J. Bays 13 cows averaged 862 Ibs. milk and 40.5 lbs.
fat.
Wm. Glick, 20 cows averaged 817 Ibs. milk and 40.72
Ibs. fat.
The high cow in the association is a registered Jersey,
Hazel, owned by M. J. Bays, and made 72 Ibs fat from
1440 Ibs. milk.
The high grade is Nellie, a grade Jersey owned by
Jos. Schreiber with 1431 Ibs. milk and 70.1 Ibs. fat.
16 unprofitable cows were sold for beef and 12 cows
purchased, 6 of which were pure breds.
Roll of Honor Cowi.
The following gives the name« and records of the cows
in the Nestucca Association which have produced more
than 50 pounds of butter fat during the period of 30 days
ending July 1, 1919.
Ibs.
when Ibs.
Pct. butter
Owner and
fat
milk
fresh
fat
Name of cow
breed
M. Bays,, Hazel. .. R. J. .. 4-25 . . 1440 . . 5.0 7 . 71.0
J. Schreiber, Nellie J. G. .. 5-1 .. 1431 . . 4.9 . . 70.1
J. Schreiber, Brownie J.G. . . 5-10 . . 1566 . . 4.4 . . 69.0
• • 1119 . . 5.9 . . 67.2
J. Schrieber, Gentle J. G. . .
C. Hatfield, Georgia P. J. .. 6-8 .. 1344 . . 4.6 . . 61.8
L. Blaser, Nellie. . . J. G. .. 5-30 .. 1311 . . 4.5 . . 59.0
J. C. Dunn, Grany, .J. G. . . 3-18 .. 963 . . 6.1 . . 58.7
J. Schreiber, Weva . J. G. .. 4-10 .. 1104 . . 5.2 . . 57.4
.. 1530 . . 3.8 . . 57.1
M. Bays, Bonny ... J. G. . .
Craven, Speck .... H. G. .. 5-13 .. 1488 . . 3.8 . . 56.5
A. W. Hess, Jenny . .J. G. . . 3-11 . . 714 . . 7.9 . . 56.4
J. C. Dunn, Rose . . . . J. G. . . 2-24 .. . 864 . . .5 . . 56.2
A. O. Jackson, May .11. G. . . 2-28 . . 1191 . . 4.7 . . 56.1
983 . . 5.7 . . 55.8
L. Blaser, L Jersey. J. G. . .
Craven, Brin......... J. G. .. 3-8 .. 1287 . . 4.3 . . 55.3
F. Scheizinger Bessie J. G. . •
•.. 957 . . 5.8 . . 54.6
W. Glick, Cream .. .J. G. .. 2-21 .. 1065 . . 5.1 . . 54.3
M. Bays, Lou Dillon J. G. .. 4-30 .. 1230 . . 4.4 . . 54.1
J. C. Dunn, Dolly .. J. G. . . 3-19 . . 1056 . . 5.1 . . 53.9
Craven, Soar Teat .H. G. .. 3-13 .. 1725 . . 3.1 . . 53.5
L. Blaser, Louie ... J. G. .. 5-20 .. 1182 . . 4.5 . . 53.2
Fred Thun, Anna . .D. G. .. 4-27 . . 1119 . . 4.7 . . 52.6
F. Von Euw, No. 25 J. G. .. 3.-23 . . 981 . . 5.3 . . 52.0
D. J. Dunn, Cropy .. J. G. . . 4-9 . . 942 . . 5.6 . . 51.8
J. C. Dunn, Lord . . .J. G. .. 3-8 . . 1152 . . 4.5 . . 51.8
J. Schrieber, Myrtle J. G. .. 4-15 .. 1230 . . 4.2 . . 51.7
J. Schrieber, Blackie J. G. ... 3-23 . . 1074 . . 4.8 . . 51.6
J. Schrieber, Blanche J. G. . . 4-7 . . 1164 . . 4.4 . . 51.2
F. VonEuw, No. 19 . J. G. .. 5-5 .. 1242 . . 4.1 . . 51.0
1122 . . 4.9 . . 51.0
J. C. Dunn, Flower. J. G. .. -
W. Glick, Diana .. .J. G. .. 2-9 .. 1101 . . 4.6 . . 50.6
4-5 . . 1011 . . 5.0 . . 50.6
J. L. Gray, Daisy .. N.
A. O. Jackson, Bob . H. G. .. 2-21 .. 1533 . . 3.3 . . 50.6
M. Bays, Jane......... J. G. .. 4-25 . . 900 . . 5.6 . . 50.4
A. W. Hess, Jersey .. J. G. . .3-6 . . 738 . . 6.8 . . 50.2
Geo. Ethel, Meda . .G. G. .. 3-7 .. 1140 . . 4.4 . . 50.1
M. Bays, Lily Car.. R. J. .. 4-20 .. 696 . . 7.2 . . 50.1
M. Bays, Blossom . . J. G. .. 5-
.. 1143 . . 4.3 . . 50.0
. • 1023 . . 4.8 . . 50.0
J. C. Dunn, Pink . .J. G. ..
F. Von Euw, No. 1 H. G. .. 1-25 .. 1167 . . 4.0 . . 50.0
L. Blaser, Jenny ... J. G. ..
. • 1243 . . 4.0 . . 50.0
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Young Jameson had a reputation to
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So one morning, when an unpopu­
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essay on "Manners”, Jameson sprank
to his feet.
“May we write on Bad Manners?”
he asked amid titters.
“Certainly,” replied the professor
blandly. “Just write about what you
know best.”
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"He’s been waiting so long that he
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natural sequence, marriage follows
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