TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. JUÑE 5. 1919. PARADISE FOR THE POETS LAND INNOCENT OF BATHTUBS Delineator Subscribers Call for July Copies. Waria Bvrety Would Be FieaaMrt Dwelling Flaue If All tweet Sin« ere Wore Kndowod. A contemporary suggests that poets and poetry—be endowed. Should such a great and holy reform be established the stream of poeey win at last be undemmed. The singer will break bls chaîna The world may anally slake Its burning thirst In lim­ pid pools of truth. The lyre will be beard tn every town and hamlet Men will read poetry at meals, then impro­ vise It in their sleep. Newspapers and magasines will teem with ft There will be swarms of poets, like mosqui­ toes catching inspiration from «very twig and leaf—and fat government cubed die«. Nor la this alt The poet will become a sort of public utility, like the are department Hla job will be to kindle tire, not extinguish It He will be rushed to the scene of action tn a mu­ nicipal auto, there fittingly to com­ memorats great deeds. A poet will be available by night or day for all oc­ casions—public as well as private. But how shall a poet qualify? How become officially endowed? By length of aervltude or quantity and quality of product? Wbat the remuneration? Shall we form a poet's zoo, each with his own cage and a yard and trough? Ah. here we become lost In a maze of difficulties. Who will administer the fund? Think bow Parnassus ml/ht be corruptsdl Yet ’tls worth the experiment Oay- aty will be all the world's portion when the poet jealous of bls monetary grant is found training bls muse to jump and bark at pleasure of poli­ tics.—Toledo Blade. NEW ENGLAND PLAGUE SPOT 'Merrymount" a Reaert fer the World’s Riffraff, Until Wiped Out by ,,«, Captain Standish. An Interesting chapter on “Ths Tares” tn the New England Canaan In Boland G. Usher's book, “The Pil­ grims and Their History,” pays spe­ cial attention to Menrytnount, which other writers on New England Uave always noticed at length, and which gave Hawyiorqe materia] tor a story. Morton, who founded 1L arrived in Massachusetts only five years after the Pilgrims had landed, and being a gen- JJpman «¿f choicely cultivated vices, dlslfled the atmosphere of the place. He was a sort of junior partner or helper to one Captain Wollaston, who had a number of Indentured servants with him; Wollaston went to Virginia jlnd wrote Morton to bring on these servants to ths same placé, Fhere they could be sold at an advantageous fig­ ure. But with an eye to the main chance, Morton proposed ^hat instead the servants go with him Into ths wilderness, and found a settlement where they could be (under his loose authority) their own masters. They did so, and this settlement of Merry­ mount became a sort of gambling-hell and drunkard’s resort for all the riff­ raff of the region. Morton, captain of • crew of desperate white sailors and settlers, rogues, runaway servants, and even dissolute Indian women, held high sway for a time—till Captain Standish appeared on the scene. The Turk la spite of Us constant bathing (bathing being enjoined by the Mohatrnnedan railglou) baa no sta­ tionary tuba nor wash bowls—Indeed. Turkish be use s era quite innocent at plumbing. says Bdlth GUfsllta. tn an article an the colorful undent capital of the Ottoman empire. But as the Turk never bathes save in running water the brick floors c~.ru1*> drains that carry the water to the garden out­ side. Always before eating, a servant pours, from s pitcher, water over an oriental's bands; which seems a wise provision, for they do not use knives nor forks; spoons only are used to sal soup or aberbeta. They do not alt around a table as we do, but tit ou cushions round foot- hlgh table trays. All over the near east they have but two meals Break­ fast is a sort of movable feast up to eleven o'clock. It consists of coffee, fruit and various hot breads The I Turk la enabled tn sustain life until hla dinner at sunset by drinking I innumerable cupfuls of thick, hot. heavily-sweetened coffee. Dinner, which la consumed tn the evening, la the only meal the Turk takes In the bosom of his family. It often la an elaborate affair of twelve courses: Tomatoes and squash and eggplant and other vegetables stuffed with rice or minced meat or cheese, fish swimming in oil, mutton stews goat fricassees, roasted chickens rich pastries and candles preserves of plum and quince and fig and peach, and always coffee and the narghile— waterpipe. At some of these dinners they drink a sort of brandy called rski; but alco­ holic drinks are anathema to the ortho­ dox Turk. 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