TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. MARCH 13,
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Is President Wilson sure that he
knows the sentiment of the Anieri-
can people better now than he did
last fall?
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Some old fashioned Americans still
have more faith in the Boston tea
party than in the Buckinghapi palace
dinner party.
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After looking over Henry Ford’s
new weekly we believe that instead
of being Dearborn it should have
been stillborn.
The officials who are defending
the Brest camp ought to be given an
indeterminate sentence to that mili­
tary hogwallow.
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Upon the adjournment of the preB­
ent congress the taxpayers of the
country will mourn their loss, but
not the loss of Congress.
The league of nations scheme, ac­
cording to Senator Lewis, does not
provide for disarmament. As a guar­
antee of peace, then, it is a Joke.
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A good deal has been said derogat­
ory to the Mexican war, but if we
hadn’t saved Texas what would this
administration have done for cabinet
material?
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Kaiser William expects to be recall­
ed to the German throne. The Kaiser
may get a call, but he will be un­
expectedly fortunate if it is an invi­
tation to ascend a throne.
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"The women of America” held'a
banquet at a fashionable Washing­
ton hotel recently, but why they in­
vited "Pansy” Baker to attend it has
not been officially explained.
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President Wilson says that the
American soldier fought as one in a
dream but evidently it was more
like a nightmare to the German
troops arrayed against them.
rio “holes" in it
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Prof. George Herron says "the
kingdom of heaven is at hand” but
those who know George think that
if this is true he makes a very poor
advance agent for the show.
No mild punishment should be
meted out to our home-grown bolsh-
eviki; they should be sentenced to
live in Russia, where they don’t seem
to want to be.
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Here’s a suggestion for a Demo-
cratlc national ticket in 1920: For
President, Georgeg Creel; for vice
president George Herron. Platform:
"Let George do it.”
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Well, if Vic Berger has as poor
an opinion of the government at
Washington as he has always pro­
fessed he wouud prefer a long term
in the penitentiary to a short term
in Congress.
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President Wilson says that Amer­
ica must not fail the world. Nor
must it fail Itself. To paraphrase fa­
miliar lines, the nation that is not
true to itself will not be true to any
other nation.
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W. A. CHURCH,
If the platform of the league of
nations is like a Democratic national
platform, all you have to do is to
construe every pledge to mean what
It doesn’t say, and then you Will
know what it really provides for. .
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twittering about the removal of all herd in spite of labor problems. Let us send you
| economic barriers, , John Bull puts
tight fence
up a steer-high, hog
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against the importation of nearly
every article of American manufac-
ture.
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It is very surprising indeed to 2125 E. Hennepin Avenue
most American soldiers to know that
what they were fighting for was the
defense, not of the American flag,
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The 1919 method of keeping us out
of the war by making us parties to
SMITHING COAL.
an agreement to go to war upon the
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vote of a majority of the members
of a league of nations doesn't seem
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Would it be too much to ask of the
Democratic leadership of the country
that it supply the unsatisfied de­
mand for self- determination in the
southern states under their centrol
where the "mock” has been put tn
I democracy, before they begin to
supply the export trade?
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What has became of the old fash­
ioned Democrat who used to charge
the high sost of living to the infam­
ous Payne-Aldrich tariff law? He is
now busy explaining the 1912 Dem­
ocratic platform which demanded an
immediate return tp that economy
and simplicity befitting a Democratic
government.
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President Wilson says that other
fighting men in Europe fought nobly
because they "had a vision; they had
a dream. Probably the colored troops
had a vision of a Dixie election under
Democratic auspices at which they
would be lynched for approaching
the polls by President Wilson's asso­
ciates in party leadership.
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The limitation of the hours of la­
bor will be an easy problem in the
United States if we get through the
league , of nations that
freedom of
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Its your own
f you get stung.'
says OCbnnòr~
“Your own horse­ chew of ordinary
sense ought to tell plug.”
taste, imsller chew,
you what is the best Good
longer life is whet makee Gen­
value when a small uine Gravely cost lea» to chew
chew of Real Grave­ than ordinary plug.
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and lasts so much
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longer than a big
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economic barriers so mueh talked
about. With the world’s work done
in the cheapest labor markets the
American wage earner will have
nothing to do but. to “loaf and re­
fresh his soul.”
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Ornamental Fire Places Built
of Brick and Stone, All Fire
Places absolutely guaranteed
not to smoke or money re­
funded.
Brick work of all kinds done
on short notice.
We make a specialty of re­
pairing smoking Fire Places.
To be entirely fair with the south-
ern Democratic politician we believe
they would be willing to regulate
the price of cotton by fixing it at I
forty cents a pound now that the war
1 b over.
TILLAMOOK. ORE.
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One of the most prized specimens
in the coin collections of the next
WE BUY LIBERTY BONDS
generation will be a nickle with a :
FOR SPOT CASH
date prior to 1921 that was .not '
ANY ISSUE.
spent a couple of times by the'na-l
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tional administration.
$50
$100
RALPH E. WARREN,
The figures on the coinage ought
to be changed before the end of the
present administration. Indians, ea­
gles and buffalo's don't move fast
enough to be appropriate. A jackrab­
bit rampant would symbolize -the
flight of money under a Democratic
administration pretty well.
H. I. Bott«, Pres. Attorney
at-Law.
John Leland Henderson, Sec
retary Treas., Attorney at-
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TILLAMOOK—ORF.GON.
Notice to Water Uters.
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After March 1st. 1919, all water
rents will he collected at the City
$500
$1000 Hall of Tillamook City.
The rules require that all water
rent must be paid In advance before
Send us your Bonds by registered. the 10th of each month and this rule
letter and receive highest market will be strictly enforced, and failure
price by return mail.
to pay will result In water being
WESTERN STOCK AND BOND CO. shut off and a charge of 50c made
for turning on again.
200 Central Bldg.
F. L. Berkey, Supt.
Seattle
Wash.