TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. JANUARY 30, 1910. CANINE HEROES HAD TO DIE VOYAGE OF HARD-LUCK SHIP PHRASES HAVE BECOME OLD YOUTH IS PRIDE OF ITALY FRENCH DEVOTED TO HOMES WAR BROUGHT AN AWAKENINff plre Necessity Foroed th« Monks ef St Bernard to Put Their Doga to Death. Changes Demanded by Modem War Have by No Mean« Kept Pece With Other Matter«. On Trip From Calcutta to United 8tatee She Had Many and Serloue Trouble«. A steamship that arrived the other We lack the speed In changing our day at an Atlantic port after a three phrases that we've shown In changing months* voyage with 117 passengers the war game. "Over the top” sug­ had troublous times logging the long gests parapets and purudoses, fire steps course from Calcutta and South Africa, and traverses, barbed wire and No' says the New York Sun. She strand­ Mun's Land—the wbole rigmarole of ed off an uncharted channel of Mada- stabilization In ditches. Over the top giiscar and wns forced back to Dur­ now goes for any sort of advance, ban for repairs. charging across wheat fields or deploy­ She sailed again after three weeks' ing through thickets. delay, returned because of a fire in “It’s a hand grenade game," they the jute cargo In her after hold and told use when we landed in France. It finally got away. Three days out wns then, “Forget that rifle stuff," they Edward Gibson, automobile agent of said. Detroit, died of Influenza and was bur­ However, rifles were still being pack­ ied nt sea. Then two Chinamen ed around. Nothing else had yet been Indulged In a dispute about the mer­ Issued on which to fix bayonets. The its of their respective tongs; one cut Yankees were willing to put some the other In the abdomen, and believ­ smoke on the grenades and to try to ing he had committed murder, jumped cut the plate under Instruction, but overboard and was drowned. they rebelled against the mental exer­ Everything might have been placid cise of trying to forget how to shoot. aboard ship thereafter had It not been A sergenat told me of the report some for two “nationalists” from the Trans­ of the men brought back who had been vaal, who noisily advocated the smash­ billeted with the British, the story of ing of all flag allegiance and said par­ a Tommy who sprinted half across ticularly hard things about the Stars Flanders dragging his rifle In his left and Stripes and the British ensign. hand and trying to catch up with a They were surprised when they were routed Heinle raider so that he could held up and sent to Ellis island on hurl a bomb. The sergeant ended up, the charge of uttering seditious sen­ “Say, believe me, remembering how to timents. Their fellow passengers said I shoot has allowed us to forget a lot of they were among the I. W. W.’s of that trench stuff in short order.”—L. S. South Africa. Kirkland in Leslie's. Dr. James Denton of Stamford, Conn., who had been 14 months in the Belgian Congo helping to treat nbout PROFIT SHARING IN FRANCE 5,000 natives for tropical diseases, praised the Belgians for their swiftness Idea Is More Widely Held In That Country Than Any Other Part CORNCOBS PUT TO GOOD USE in driving out the Germans and re­ gretted that he had come back too late of the World. Belief That They Can B-' Made the > to join the medical forces In France, ns was his Intention. Nucleus of a Great and Profit­ Profit sharing is being widely dis­ Mrs. Edward Calvert, who Is known cussed in England now, in connection able Industry. as Mme. Gainsborough to folks ofCape with the nation's war activities, and Corncobs—a great waste product in Toyn, and who coyly admits that she much consideration Is being directed the world's greutest corn-producing na­ Is the “smartest milliner in South Af­ to experience in France, where it has tion—have been made to yield adhes­ rica," comes here to buy goods. been in operation for 70 years. There ive gum and other useful substances Is in France a society organized for Ln quantities sufficient to convince LEFT BOTTLE AS SENTINEL the purpose of promoting profit slurr­ chemists of the United States depart­ ing. and this society has been recog­ ment of agriculture that the nucleus And Two Weary Private« Had Per­ nized by the government as a "public uf a profitable and Important Industry utility.” fectly Good Explanation of Where lies In this direction. In the French profit-sharing plans They Got the Champagne. In addition to adhesive gum, experi­ generally benefit funds are Instituted ments have produced cellulose and glu­ About 10 o’clock on the morning of to provide for emergencies In the life cose, both of which have many com­ | the brigade’s arrival at a beautiful of the workers. Ordinarily workmen ' mercial uses. The glucose so produced I little town that looked, under the do not receive their share of the profit crystallizes well, and it is believed can morning summer sun, an if it might be in cash, but In the form of a fund, be used In the same ways as crystal­ a million miles from the battle front, which goes to purchasing shares in the line glucose- from starch. Manufac­ the peaceful scene was accentuated business or to old-age pensions. ture of alcohol by the fermentation of by two boyish privates of squad 17 There are various systems of profit corncob glucose appears practicable If size, obviously strays from their com­ sharing in vogue In France. One of sulphuric acid Is obtainable cheaply. pany, at the side of the street just these gives a percentage of the net To utilize corncobs commercially, around the Burner from headquarters. prefits over the wages, the manage­ the chendsts believe, a large and cost­ One was sleeping, as only a soldier ment, and the various benefit funds. ly plant would be necessary, and the who has seen five days of battle can Another bases the percentage on sales bureau of chemistry does not advise sleep, his head dangling carelessly or total business done. Still other any enterprise of the sort In war time. over a mud-stained pack. The other forms base the amount given the work-' had one shoe off, and was regarding ers on the dividend rate, the amount ■xnlalnlng Shower ef Flehee. ruefully, but rather listlessly, his cap­ of capital, or as a bonus at the d!»- (' A recent shower of fishes at Hendon, ital wound of battle, a blistered foot. cretlon of the employer. Certain com­ a suburb of Sunderland, England, oc­ Before them, as conspicuous as the top panies are able to share with their curred about 8 p. m., during a heavy sergeant at morning roll call, stood, in workers any savings they may make thundershower, and lasted about ten Its labeled and tinseled glory, an in the cost ef producing goods. minutes. A. Meek of Dove Marine empty champagne bottle. Every rank labpratory, states In Nature that the from sergeant to brigadier general Airplane Flares. tat' was confined to an area of about passed them, tried to look ehocked, and The announcement was recently a third of an acre. The fishes were failed. made by Maj. Gen. C. C. Willlama, all about three Inches long and all By-and-by the second private chief of ordnance, of the perfection sandeels, a marine species often pres­ stretched his foot over the curbing and the adoption by the army for ent in great shoals along the English and went to sleep, too. It wasn't until use in France of an airplane flare for bea.ches. The place of fall is a quar­ afternoon that a noncom. rounding up night bombing. According to Major ter of a mile from the seashore. It Is stragglers, awoke them. General Williams, the flare is released touBd probable that the fishes, num- “Whore did you get that cham­ from a bombing plane by pulling a lev­ beifing several hundred, were drawn pagne?” asked the noncom (with mo­ er. As it drops the resistance offered by a waterspout from the bay to ths tives beyond question). by the air sets the fuse mechanism In Southeast and transported by the “Well,” explained the smaller of the operation. The result is the emission easterly breeze at least half a mile. pair, “we hadn’t had anything to eat of a powerful light of from 300,000 to As the fishes were all dead the evi­ but Iron rations for five days, and not 400,000 candle power, which completely dence that inland waters may have much of that, then we loot our outfit, illuminates the terrain below. The been stocked with marine forms from and when we landed here we started amount of light given is equivalent to the air Is not conclusive. out to buy something. The only thing that of a battery of from 160 to 175 on sale in the whole town was a bottle street arc lamps or from 15,000 to 17,- of champagne, so we bought that.”— 500 ordinary incandescent lamp bulbs’ Useless Precaution. A. German captain of engineers re- Stars and Stripes. such as we used In the home. As soon lat ts how he once sent a green cor­ as the flare gets Into operation a huge Perseverance Does IL poral and three men back to the Rus- parachute, made of the best qualityj “It's the allies’ perseverance that silk, opens and holds the brilliant light Maii lines with instructions to put a ml'road station completely out of wen this war," said Senator Lewis. in suspension In the air for a sufficient I “The allies suffered defeat after de­ time to allow the aviator to select his eot.tmlsslon so that It could by no feat, hut from each jlefeat they learned mt ans be of use to the enemy. objective or target. The bombs then 1 Title corporal rejoined the command something. follow. “It's like the advice which the edi­ In a surprisingly short time consider­ ing the nature of the task. The cap- tor of the Cinnamlnsdn Scimitar gave talig asked if he had carried out his to an unlucky wooer who had been Buddy Needed It Worse Than German. Shaving off a week's growth of' rejected by seven girls tn turn. The Instructions. beard and capturing Germans at the “3a wohl, Herr Hauptmann.’* said editor wrote: " ‘Unlucky Wooer—Go ahead. Don’t same time would seem a difficult task the corporal, "the Russians will never be able to use that station again. You be discouraged. Never say die. You to most soldiers, but not so with one See," pointing to a large sack on his must have learned a lot hy what you American doughboy who entered a ba<;k, “I have carried away all the have gone through. Strikes us, you dugout just west of Thlaucourt and , must hold something like a record. found that he had walked into the ' tickets."—London Opinion. Well, stick all your experience to­ temporary home of a German colonel gether and make love to the next girl whose retreat to the rear had been A Cafe Placard In Egypt. who comes round and takes your cut off by the barrage. soldier who has spent many The colonel was taking his dally months on service In Egypt says that fancy. It she don't reciprocate try an­ shave. He was seated on a stool in other. Remember, yon only want one •no of the strangest things he remem­ front of a large mirror, his face cov­ bers was a placard In a cafe chantant girl to say “Yes” and she’ll probably ered with lather. last your life. ’ ” in an Egyptian town. It read: “Now take that chair in the corner “Every of the consummation of the and let somebody shave who needs it,” How It Would Help. coldness, 1 piastre besides. Every of the doughhoy commanded. The "patriot” who talked a lot and the claim to be address directly In the did very little was holding forth as direction. During of the repetitions the Need for School« of Politeness. price of consummations to be the same usual. Many people laughed when they “I’m thinking seriously of offering that in every the other’s coffee." my motorboat to the government,” he read that the London county council T?he translation la: was running a “school of politeness” brayed. “All Iced drinks, 1 piastre extra. All “Do you mean the boat you had me for waiters. As a matter of fact, it complaints to be made at the office. would be an admirable thing If as Notwithstanding the performance the out In last summer when the engine soon as the war Is over, everybody prices will be the same as those of stopped and we had to row ten miles who Is still of teachable age were sent beck.?” asked hie friend. cither cafes.”—Liverpool Post. for a term to a school of politeness. “Yes, that’s the one.” Few people can doubt that the “Well, If you want to do your coun­ Italy, U. 8. A. standard of manners has fallen during Did you ever hear of Italy? No, not try a service," said the friend earnest­ the war. (Coupon systems, food short­ Italy In Europe, but Italy tn the state ly, “you should have given that boat ages, overcrowded busses and trama, of Texas? Scout Edward Hammer to the Germans. and various other circumstances have writes us from there, and from what added to the irritations of life, to say Portugal and Her Colonie«. he says It must be some town. It has The population of Portugal num­ nothing of the necessarily strained at­ only 2.000 Inhabitants, yet within Its mosphere in a nation at war.—London limits there Is a cotton compress, an bers 5,057,985 and the area of the Daily News. Ice and water plnflt, a cotton-seed and country Is 35,41k) square miles. Her oil mill, four gins and a grist mill. We dependencies are Cape Verde Islands, Same Thing. wonder If there Is any ehnnee for loaf­ Guinea, Principe and St. Thomas Is­ "Didn’t you tell me your fiance was ers in Italy? The town Is situated on lands. Angola Mozambique. Her pos­ the banka of Houston’s creek, so named session In China is Macao and her an official in the food conservation because General Sam Houston cnn.ped Indian possession Is Goa. The popu­ service?" “Well, I am sure he wrote me he there in his memorable retreat before lation of I he colonies Is 8,735,354. 14»- was n member of the kitchen police.” bon Is -the capital of Portugal. Santa Anna.—Boys' Life. All but six of the famous St. Ber­ nard dogs kept by the monks of that ancient monastery tn the Alps have been killed. Shortage of meat caused by the war led to this massacre. The St. Bernard Dass Is of histori­ cal renown. It connects the valleys of the Rhone and the Dora Baltea. It was traversed by Roman legions thou­ sands of years ago. In medieval times the pass served the armies of conquer­ ors and tht* bands of mercenaries. Na­ poleon crosset! the Alps at this point In 1800. The great monastery was built in the middle of the sixteenth century. It was maintained for the relief of trav­ elers who were surprised by snow­ storms while crossing the pass. The 8t. Bernard dogs were used to And the frozen victims of the storms In the snowdrifts. They were specially train­ ed for this work of relief and carried the first aid to the Injured In a little basket attached to their collars. These dogs rescued thousands of human be­ ings, many of whom were of historical prominence. And for the first time In the history of this famous monastery the dogs had to be slaughtered for want of food. At other times a report of this sort would create profound Interest in Taris, but at present the human race | Is thinking of its own necessities and cares less about dog heroes living more than 8,100 feet above the surface of the sea. Only Twelve Years Old, but He Haa Wen Great Distinction as a Brave Soldier. T» a Breater Degree Than Perhap» Any Other People They Love Their Native Places. Change of Heart That Cam» to IK» Used Indiana Woman Remark. able In Its Results. On going to see the army of the Grappa a writer for the Marzocco met the smallest soldier In the Ital­ ian army—a boy refugee of twelve. In the telephone service. His uniform beurs distinctive marks for wounds. Besides he has been decorated. His Dame is l’atrlarca. He wns born at San Daniele of Friuli. Ills parents died when he was very young ami he worked in a carpenter’s shop. After Caporetto he left ills native country, and from thut day the war began for him. In the retreat he Join­ ed a detachment of ardltt, and with them performed prodigies of valor. On Monte Tomba, In November, when tlie German hordes pressed on from the Quero to overcome the defenses of Mount Grappa and of the Plave at one stroke, he went out in a squad with several ardltl. He carried three hand grenades, larger than his little hands, but the ardltl had taught him to throw them like stone« at the swal­ lows. He arrived at the lines and pushed on to a point well within the enemy lines till he reached a group of Ger­ mans, comprising a Prussian officer and three soldiers with machine guns. A grenade shot out from his hund, and It was well aimed. The officer was crushed to eurth. The frighten­ ed soldiers raised their hands. The boy threatened them, gesticulating with the other bombs. He drove the three big soldiers be­ fore him like sheep, dragging their machine gun. This story, which reads like a fable, is only a single pnge in the marvelous military history ot Mas­ ter I’atlarca.—Italian-American News Bureau. In counting the sorrows that have fallen upon France one must remember that her people, for the most part, have nd wandering instinct tn their -blood; various causes, temperamental, economic, have made of them a race that roots stubbornly. A race that plans forward, that builds and saves and stints; that has little careless trust tn the future, in the haphazard turn of events; that holds to what it has and Improves It unadventurou»- ly but steadily; a race, In the prov­ inces especially, of small owner», small landholders, small shopkeepers. With such the roots are driven deep into the soli, are entwined about the house they seldom move from; for which reason the towns tn which they and their fathers have dwelt have a lasting Indi­ viduality unknown with more emigrant races. And for the same reason, I make no doubt that when they are driven forth by the chances of war their suffering Is greater than that of a people as instinctively emigrant as ourselves. To the Frenchman, homo is In very truth sn abiding place, and the unknown and unsettled future a greater dread than with us. Always I shall remember the dulled, tight-lipped faces of the older women of the town; of one, In particular, who stared through the splintered windows of the little shop that was her home, not seeming to hear while I stumbled out my sympathy, resentful and si­ lent In her hopelessness. The little shop and the rooms behind it had been life and the world to herself nnd her husband for years. . . . None of them was emotional outwardly; but their mouths and their eyes were despair­ ing.—Cicely Hamilton in the North American Review. Just outside of one of our Indiana towns is a huuse which for twenty years has been pointed out to all pass­ ersby as a place of curiosity. The woman who lives in it was jilted by h«ar betrothed more than twenty yearn ago. Angry at all men, she had this house built several rods from the road and there, with a maid, estab­ lished her home. No man was ever permitted to enter that domain. The woman never left the yard becauM she was determined never again to look on any man, since they were all "alike and unfaithful to any one or anything," as she said. But still she read the newspaper«. They were her only way of communi­ cating with the world. A few weeks ago people were sur­ prised by seeing this woman come to Its main street. They wondered and wondered until the woman herself told of the attraction which had brought her from her seclusion. She had come to see the soldier lads leave. The newspapers had told her stories of a new race of men—young men who above all other qualities, were true to their country—true enough to die for it. She saw them leave. And then she went to the Red Cross headquarter« nnd got yarn to knit socks to send to them. Now she Is helping keep the booths in which Thrift stamps and Liberty bonds are being sold.—Indian­ apolis News. QUIET AND PATIENT PEOPLE SAMPLE OF RED CROSS WORK Capt. Giuseppe Bevlone, now In the United States, has written n friend In Rome as follows: “America shows the friendliest dis­ position toward Italy at present. Th» change. If there wns a change, hak been due to the astonishing Plave vic­ tory. What I want to tell you, In or­ der that you may repeat It to all out' friends, is that America has thrown herself In the war and Is lighting for a full and complete victory with afi? her Immeasurable forces and with ■ power of will which Is almost re­ ligious. “It is an apostleship of faith which has occurred, as If by the appearanc» of a new Messiah. But I swear to yott that ycur faith will not be betrayed. We do not realize the extent of this world of limitless resources, Inhabited and worked by a new, fresh people, free and well disciplined, proud an# resolved to make a sublime history. We have only a vague, unclear andt Inadequate idea of what lies beyond th» seas. “It Is necessary to come here; It Is necessary to tread this generous soli, which holds so msny treasures, with our own feet. It Is necessary to breathe this feverish air, to understand and to believe that through th» final, painful sacrificea, the reign of justice Is biding Its time, to avert Its su­ premacy In the world.”—Italian Amer­ ican News Bureau. -iwit*T*1 American Official in Russia Pays Trib­ Wounded English Soldier’s Mother ute to the Good Manners of the Made Glad by News of Son in Street Crowds. American Hospital. In spite of the excesses that have marked the ascendancy of the bolshe- vlkl in Russia, the typical Russian is a patient, kindly and orderly sort of person. Mr. Greiner, who visited Rus­ sia as a member of the American rail­ way commission, tells the renders ot Russia that he found Russians better behaved in public than Americans often are. The trolley cars, he says, were al­ ways jammed with people, mostly by soldiers who did not pay fare. In America, in such circumstances, we find that ns soon as a car stops the rule Is usually each man fur himself and the devil take the hindmost. It was therefore a surprise to us to ob­ serve that In Petrograd the people would of their own volition form a line and take their turn In getting on the car. We law the tame character­ istic everywhere. Although there were no traffic officers on the streets, ve­ hicles of all kinds In the most crowd­ ed thoroughfares worked their way through without undue disturbance or Interference with each other.. All Ruselans smoke elaarettea, and the supply Is short. When a dealer gets in a new stock he puts up a sign to that effect; but the people do not crowd into the store in the way that American storekeepers like to see, but form a long line on the street, each person taking his turn In getting Cigarettes, and ail without any confu­ sion or apparent regulation. They fol­ lowed the same procedure In getting food, especially bread and milk; we saw lines of people standing all night long in order to get an early supply In the morning They talked to each other cheerfully and constantly nnd ap­ peared to be enjoying the occasion.— Youth’s Companion. New Alloy of Great Value. On account of the high temperature required for suitably hardening fine- edged tools of tungsten hfgh-Rpeed steel, Sheffield tool-makers have sought a substitute muterial. A new alloy pro­ duced by adding cobalt to chromium­ carbon steel is reported to be best hardened by a temperature not ex­ ceeding 1,200 C. For most purposes the hardening needed Is obtained when the tool Is cooled naturally in draft-free air. In a comparative test saws of “cobalt crom,” as the new steel is called, continued cutting four days without regrlndlng, while saws of tungsten high-speed steel were dulled tn two days and those of car­ bon-steel in half a day. He sat n little apart from the other men who crowded the receiving sta­ tion for American Base Hospitals Nos. 23 and 20. There was a cigarette In his mouth nnd a peaceful s-nlle on Ills face tliat brought the American Red Cross searchers to his side with a query. “You look as if you’re glad to be here; are you really?” she asked. The wounded man grinned Jeyously. “You're Jolly well right, miss. I've only just come from back of the Ger­ man lines. This Is heaven." Ills uume was G. Tully, and he be­ longed to the British Royal Field ar­ tillery. Three months previously he had been taken prisoner by the Ger­ mans and had been held just back of the lines to work on the railroads and ammunition trains. When the Americana started their offensive near Flame«, he and two other comrades made a dash for the American lines. The Tommies with him fell, mortally wounded by ouiiets that were meant for Boche«. Tully eeeaped with only a slight wound In the wrist and was sent back to the baae with • trainload of American wounded. The Red Cross searcher at once sent word to the wounded man’s mother. In England, that he was safe In an Amer­ ican hoepttal, and a short time aft­ erward thia acknowledgment camo back from the British Red Cross: “We have today forwarded your kind Information re Gunner G. Tully to hie mother, who had Inquired about him of ua for three months without success. We cannot say how grate­ ful we ere to you for having taken so much trouble in his case and for be­ ing of such material assistance to our inquiry.”—From a Red Oross Scrapbook. Where a Motion Was Just as Good. In the woods just west of Thlau- court a lieutenant In the sanitary corps went out to test the water In a near-by spring. While he was on this job he looked up just In time tt> see two Boches advancing. Although armed with nothing deadlier than a first-aid pouch, he made a motion toward his right hip. Immediately both Boches, catching the motion, lifted their hands in surrender. Other Bodies boob enme forward from the woods, and each, coming sud­ denly upon the officer still making threatening motions toward his pistol­ less hip, surrendered In turn. By the time a sergeant and five Yankee privates came along the lieu­ Berman War Gardens. tenant had a bag of 19 German prison- In the German army, as in the Amer­ era to turn oveF to them.—Stars and ican, garden patches supplemented the Stripes. food ration. German military gardens In the reclaimed salient, however, Hew Germans Obtained Fat. were so numerous and of such size No method of obtaining fata haa that the Impression the Americans got was that the German soldiers In this been neglected In Germany. A Char­ sector depended largely for food upon lottenburg chemist has patented a what they themselves produced and process of obtaining fat from growths upon what was grown by the French of microscopic animal forms which are natives forced to work in the fields cultivated on rxltublo waate materials, such aa decaying mushrooms nnd non­ for three sous an hour. edible fungi, putrefying meat, gutter Our captures Include several thou­ sand acres of gardens, and, although refuse and stale yeast. On trltutrnt- it Is rather late In the season, the pick­ Ing the cultures with water nnd heat­ ings will he far from poor for many ing, the fat may be skimmed off, or It resourceful mess sergeants. — Stars may be sepa- ited by a solvent. and Stripes. Horseback Wrestling. A new sport which became very Personal Reasons. The Liberty bond squad had some popular among the soldiers In n Cana­ Interesting experiences. "I am not dian training camp is horseback wrest­ subscrblng for this $50 Liberty bond ling, says Popular Mechanics Magazine to please you,” explained a woman, as In an Illustrated article. Two teams doleful as sbe is wealthy. "I am do­ of ten men are mounted bareback at opposite sides of the field. At a given ing It to please my own self.” "Make It $100,” said the young so­ signal they charge toward each other, licitor, “nnd give yourself one roarlug. the object of each team being to dis­ mount all of Its opponents. rousing good time.” HIGH TRIBUTE TO AMERICA Visiting Italian Recognizee Disinterest­ edness and High Ideals of the People of Our Country. Rubber In Fiji Island*. According to a published statement of his majesty’s trade commissioner to New Zealand, who has lately visited the FIJI Islands, the rubber Industry Is receiving much attention In those Islands, and New Zealand farmers have planted large plantations there that have produced quantities of rub­ ber reported to be of very high grade. It is claimed that there are thousands of acres In the FIJI Islands that are well adapted to this Industry, end It Is expected that extensive develop­ ments will follow. The price of rub­ ber at present seems very low, sine« the market Is so greatly restricted be­ cause of the war. but It is expected when normal conditions are restore* thnt this will be come a profitable In­ dustry in these Islands, where labor Is comparatively cheup. .»> , Luckily, He Wasn’t Fired Upon. There was one Yankee private In Thlaucourt who took a chance, but he couldn’t resist the temptation. When his mates first saw him they were uncertain whether he was th» kaiser or the crown prince as they rushed forward to make the capture. For he was riding a German officer's *1$ Jr-il 011 a Q*rmsn officer's helmet, "andon Xis chest was pinned the iron cross, al! left by German offi­ cers In their rush to safety. The Yanh squad, bent upon making an Impor­ tant capture, were a trifle disgusted t« find that It was only Private Jones of ths Infantry. -------------- ------------ j Little Pickup for Edison. Thotnna A. Edison made $3 when he motored In from his Orange (N. J.) heme to New York to appear as a wlt- nes in a $250,000 commissions suit brought by Archibald M. Ostrom of Brooklyn In connection with British contracts placed with Mr. Edison through J. P. Morgan & Co., agents for the British government. As he was leaving court the Inventor was handed a subpoena and $3 mileage. “Thanks, young man," said the elec­ trical wizard, stuffing the money Into a pocket. “Any time you have any more money for me Just wire me where to come to get it." Powerless Wealth. “There are some things wealth can­ not buy.” “That’s right,” answered the man who Ilves In a hotel. ”An extra lump of sugar In your coffee, for lnstanc»,"