TIL j AMOOK HEADLIGHT JANUARY 30, 1919, GEM THEATRE OPENS SATURDAY NIGHT, FEE. W. A. Armstrong 1.00 1.00 B. Jackson.......... ------ o- -■ 1.00 O. Berg ................ There is a wonderful improvement 1.00 Louise Brearey, of Garibaldi was in the influenza situation, not only Areta Everson .. 1.00 committed to the state hospital at in Tillamook county, but also in most Webster Holmes 1.00 Salem. parts of Oregon. Only a few cases W. L. Traglio . . 1.00 F. C. McGuire .. have been reported tn the city and The friends of Congressman W. C. Henry Plasker . . 1.00 Hawley will be sorry to hear that he county and no deaths. There is a general opinion that the heavy rain is quite seriously sick. and wind Btorms last week did more To Correipondents. Tuesday night at the Gem Theatre good than anything else to knock ------ o------ "The Biggest Show on Earth” 5 reel out the flu, for there was a great Taxpayer—Your postcard has been Paramount picture featuring Enid improvement in the flu conditions consigned to the waste paper basket Bennett. with others, where writers have not immediately after. There is a strict quarantine in the the courage to Bign their names to Sunday night at the Gem Theatre "The Claws of the Hun" 5 reel city of all cases and homes, and it is them. Paramount picture and the Pathe generally thought that this is doing The Allied Churches. more to prevent the spread of the News. disease than anything else. Coupled The Gem theatre will open for busi­ with this is the wearing of masks by Will meet at the usual hours of 11 ness Saturday night, February 1st, persons in stores and offices and a. m. and 7:30 p.m., providing the after having been closed for the past those who have business there. The closing ban is removed. two weeks. The Sunday School will meet under citizens are somewhat divided as to O. V. In the casualty list on Wednesday whether the masks are doing any the supervision of Prof. was the good news that Asa. G. good, some contending that they are White at 10 a.m. Chas E. GibBon, D. D., Pastor. Krumlauf, previously reported as injurious to these wbo have to wear them all day. Very few of the gauze missing had returned to duty. masks worn by the citizens, however, COAXING YOU TO SMILE. Representative C. J. Edwards in- come up to the requirements of the - ■ o - - troduced a bill in the house to raise State Board of Health, which specify Dad Dodn’t Need a Doctor. the salary of the district attorney of that they should consist of eight Late one night a carpenter in a su­ Tillamook county to $2,000 a year. tbickenesses of gauze and should be burban town was awakened by the Until further notice the Gem sterilized every three hours. Most of violent ringing of his telephone. Theatre will open on Tuesday, Thurs­ the business men are about disgusted I "Is that you Mr. Johnson, ’ asked day, Saturday and Sunday nights with the masks and will be glad i the small voice of a little girl. "This only. This will be in effect only until when Saturday noon arrives, when I is Amy Jones. Mother wants you to such time as the people show their that part of the city ordinance will I come around right away and bring desires for a show every night. expire. The wearing of the masks I your tools. Father has met with an Matt Moroney, who was sent to the have "knocked” business to some ex- I accident.” state asylum in the fall of 1917, says | tent. Should the city officials at- "You have made a mistake, Amy,” that if he was considered insane for I tempt to prolong that part of the or­ replied the carpenter on hearing the dinance pertaining to the wearing of wearing a mask and frightening the word, "accident.” “You want the people on Garibaldi beach, those i masks there 1 b liable to be a protest doctor who lives next door to me.” who have been wearing masks in this from the business men. "You are the one we want, Mr. city should also be sent to the I The City Council will meet on Frl- Johnson” insisted the childish voice. | day evening to consider the flu sltua- asylum. "Father is shut up in the folding i tion. bed.” P. b. Brumby, who represents the ------ o Blodget Co., holders of large tracts City Cases. of timber in Tillamook county, came ------ o------ Beaten To It. Wallace House, lot 1, block 12, in this week to look over their tim­ Germany confessing her wicked­ ber that was burned over last fall on ' Thayer’s Add—Mr. and Mrs. S. W. ness and protesting her repentance the Wilson river, and from the looks Conover, Mrs. Hauselmeyer. I reminds me of a radical fortune Terry house, lot 2, block 7, Still­ hunter,” said the director of military of things it is a serious loss to the owners as well as to the county, for well's Add.—Mr. and Mrs. M. Terry, aeronautics, General Kenly. had the timber been saved it would baby and Mrs. Terry Sr. | "This fortune hunter was describ­ have meant millions of dollars in la­ I Rogers house lot 9, block 31, Thay­ ing his pursuit of a Pittsburg heir­ bor in this county in getting it out er’s Add—Merrill, Vera and Mrs. H. ess: I Rogers, Mesdames Vida Millis and L. and in manufacturing. ’In proposing,’ said the listner, you i ought to have told her, George, that Walter J. Mead vs. Alona C. Mead Partridge. Sheets house, lot 1 block 42, Thay­ ! you were unworthy of her. That bait is a divorce suit filed in the circuit er ’s Add.—Mrs. Ray Cooper, Viola seldom fails. court. These parties were married in and Harlan Cooper. ’The fortune hunter gave a gloomy Tillamook county January 23, 1918. J. C. Holden house, Goodspeed Add. , laugh . They resided at Nehalem and no —Dr. and Mrs. David Robinson. I “Yes. I was going to tell her that,’ children were born to the union. The Leach house, 5st Street.—Mrs. Bert he said ’but she told it to me first." complaint alleges that the defendant I Leach and three children and Mrs. ------ o------ - insisted in going to public dances Ginn. and associating with other men neg­ Thinks More of His Auto. | Perkins house, lot 4, block 7, Still- lecting her household duties. Defend­ Men are taking good care of their ; well's Add—Roy Maddux, Miss Cora ant wrote a letter to one James L. autos these days. Most of them don’t Wells and Mrs. Wells. Smith, a soldier, on July 2 2nd, which A. M. Austin house, lot 7, block 8, know where they will get another. plaintiff intercepted and obtained The other day a man ran away i,Stillwell Add.—Mr. and Mrs. A. M. possession of, which Smith was to Austin, two sons, three girls, and with our neighbor’s wife and his destroy on receipt of same, to pre­ automobile at the same time. | Miss Elva Austin. vent the relations that existed be- Our neighbor came up out of the Ralph Himes house, lot 3, block 25, tween defendant and I Smith being Thayer’s Add.—Mr. and Mrs. Ralph basement Just in time to see him known to the plaintiff. . driving away, and he yelled at the Himes. /"■ Emergency hospital—Bert Leach. . driver: ’’Don’t forget to send the car Boals’ Hospital, Attendants, Miss back.” Death of C. Christensen. Blackburn, Mesdames Medcalf and I -------o------- It’s Only Natural. We are sorry to announce the death Wolfe, Patients—Nick Hulse, J. R. “It’s natural,” said a Senator in an of C. Christensen, one of the old res­ Nedry, Virgil Spence. after-dinner speech, “that we should idents of Tillamook county, which be suspecious of the Germans for occurred at his home in Portland on County Cases. many years to come. Wednesday morning. He had been -------o------ "We can’t help it—we’re all going Bick for over a week with heart Harry Thomas, Red Clover Fcty. trouble, and this was the cause of Herschel Crosby, Mr. Cook, Mrs. to be like Aunt Tabitha. Aunt Tabi­ his death. He was aged 72 years, 9 Myrtle Crosby, Mr. Krumlauf, Gari­ tha and Uncle Hiram started, you know, for a Christmas visit to New months and 9 days. baldi. York, and at Philadelphia Uncle The deceased was born in Denmark Henry Schild, Fairview. Hiram got out to buy a newspaper, and he came to the United States MrB. C. W. Schunk. Wheeler. when 18 years of age, locating first Mr. and Mrs. F. R. Stratton and F. and the train went on without him. ’But the railroad people were more at Netarts, where he engaged in the R. Stratton Jr., Brighton. oyster business. Felix Kebbe, Mrs. McCleoud. Moh­ than kind to Uncle Hiram in his predicament. They put him on an Subsequently he took up a home­ ler. stead in the Nestucca Valley and be­ Mr. and Mrs, Frank Tone and five extra-rapid express, and he actually came one of the prosperous and suc­ children; Mr. and Mrs. Peter Suter arrived in New York twenty minutes cessful dairymen of that section. In I and five children, Martin Blaser. ahead of Aunt Tabitha. He stood at the exit in his black Sunday suit, car­ 1905 he retired from the farm and South of Tillamook. with his wife resided in Portland, Mrs. Chas Altenberger. D. O. Jones, petbag in hand, when she came forth. “Here we are again, hey?’ he said, He leaves a wife and six children, Mrs. Jones and 3 year old girl, Blaine Mr. and Mrs. Alva Williams and clasping her waist jocosely. T tell ye, viz., Will Christensen, of Oretown; Tabithy, gal I thought I’d lost you F. W. Christensen, of Tillamook; baby, north of Tillamook. M. J. Jenck, Cloverdale. for good.’ Walter Christensen, of Coos Bay; Anton Hurleman, Woods. ’But Aunt Tabitha had drawn her- Claud ■ Christensen, of Bay City; and Loring Mrs. Chas. Cater, self up straight and stiff. She was Ed Hadley, South of Tillamook. frowning as black as a thundercloud. Christensen, of Portland. The remains will be brought ft nil "You clear out mister!’ she hissed Flu Mask Victim». Portland on Saturday and burial at ‘None o’ yer New York confidence -o------- Oretown on Sunday. He belonged to tricks on me. I left my Hiram In A number of arrests have been Philadelphia.” the Masons. made on account of persons not com­ plying with the mask ordinance, For Sale. A Mistake Rectified. who, for the most part, had neglect­ -------o------- 'Take that picture out of your dis­ A Registered Holstein Bull ten ed to don their masks or having them play window immediately!” demand­ months old, a fine Individual, bred ’ properly adjusted. Only one case was ed the irate woman. "I am surprised by E. Werner, Aurora, from his fam ‘ tried before the City Recorder, which that you should exhibit my photo­ ous Sire, Fobe De Koi 2nd Johanna I was that of Roy L. Cook, the city graph to the common gaze.” Duke, and a dam with a good record, marshal testifying that he had his ’Awfully thoughtless of me," re­ will sell or exchange for a good cow mask over his head and started to marked the photographer a few min­ argue with the marshal when he call ­ or heifer. utes later. "I should have remem­ Chas. Macpherson, ed his attention to it. The recorder bered that she liked the profile best” fined him $10.00. Judge Webster Grand Ronde, Oregon. Holmes was another victim who had And the profile was substituted for failed to don his plug ugly and he the offensive front view in the dis­ Wanted Bid» on Hauling Cheese coughed up $1.00 without even a pro- play window, and all were happy : test or raising a legal technically. ever after. and Supplies. ------ o------ -------o — - I With the exception of Cook all plead­ Sounded Domestic. ed guilty. Attorney Mannix, wha ap- Clover Creamery Company Red Gen C. C. Winiams, Chief of Ord- wishes to receive bids for hauling ! peared for Cook, thinks he did not Cheese from its factory to Tillamook _ get a square deal and may take the nance said at a Washington dinner depot and cars and supplies from , case to the circuit court on a writ of party. “The pluck of our boys is trenien- Tillamook to its factory. Leave bids review, 12.00 dous. If you ever hear anything sug- at Carl Haberlach’s office on or be- George Christensen . . 1.00 gestive ot funk on the doughboy's fore February 15th, 1919. Company John Plasker................. 4.00 part, you can rest assured that In­ reserves right to reject any or all j R. M. Golden and wife 2.00 vestigation will clear it up. bids. IS. Shepler..................... “I’d like to volunteer for the in- 10.00 Red Clover Creamery Co. Roy L. Cook ................. Tillamook Jottings The Influenza Situation Better fantry, but mother won’t let me.’ S?525?SHS252Sa5E525HSHS2S25Z5a5a5E5a5252SaSH5ZS25a5E5BSa5Z52SaS2SZS25? “What! said a llstner, ‘a big six- footer like you, and your' mother won’t let you!’ "No said the young man calmly; ‘so I’ve volunteered for mine sweep­ ing,” "Mine sweeping? Good gracious: that is more dangerous than infan­ try fighting by a darn sight.” ”1 know it is,” said the young fel­ low, but mother don’t." Dr. E. L. Glaisyer, VETERINARIAN, ------ o------ Fabulous Fables. A wise man once attempted to im­ part some of his wisdom to an ignor­ ant man. Because he was wise he took proper steps to make a success­ ful job. He said: “I must be tranquil, patient, mag­ nanimous, impersonal and accurate." But one day he inadverently lost his temper and told the ignorant man what he thought of him. The ignorant man listened tran­ quilly, patiently, magnanimously and as accurately as he knew how. Then he said: "I always thought you were a fool and now I know it.” After the wise man went off and meditated. “I have come to the conclusion," he remarked, "that after all I am not so wise as I thought I was.’ ’ Moral—Lose your temper occasion­ ally. It is a great help —to others— Life. An Apt Pupil. County Dairy Herd Inspector BELL PHONE. MAIN; 3. Scraps of Paper. There is one magnificant quality that is often splendidly exhibited by politicians, and that is being gen­ erous with other people’s money. ------- o------- The Dominion government has de­ cided that all enemy interned prison­ ers who may be considered dangerous or undesirable shall be repatriated with the least possible delay. MUTUAL PHONE. loan, repayable in twenty-five or thirty years, or earlier, in so far aa repayments from our allies and pay­ ments of damages by Germany en­ ables us to redeem it." -------o------- Home looks better than the pictur­ esque River Rhine to the American soldiers at Coblenz. They do not care for soldering without fighting. They think the excitement of war is over and that America is now the best field for the display of their energies. It Is too quiet for them in Europe, now that the big guns have ceased to boom, the cooties cease to bite and the poisonous gasses ceased to suffo­ cate. The claim is set up that the way to tame the bolsheviki is to feed them, but we believe the best method of extermination would be to introduce razors and bath tubs in their midst. Quick Cure For Croup. ------ o----- Watch for the first symptoms, It seems harder for a Democratic hoarseness and give Chamberlain’s cabinet officer to live in Washington Cough Remedy at once. It is prompt on $12,000 a year, than for a high and efficient.—Paid Adv. private in the rear ranks to worry along on $30 per month and board. Ornamental Fire Places Built ------- o------ of Brick and Stone, All Fire In his new weekly paper, describ­ Place* absolutely guaranteed ing what we did during the war, not to smoke or money re­ Henry Ford says: "We quit squand­ funded. ering money.” This seems to dispose Brick work of all kinds done of the theory that the Ford paper on short notice. poses as an administration organ. We mske a specialty of re­ -------o------ pairing smoking Fire Places. . Probably we may consider our­ selves fortunate in our representa­ tives at the peace conference do not insist upon our paying an indemnity TILLAMOOK. ORE" as evidence that we did noi enter — the war for any selfish purpose. The old sea ca: ptain was smoking comfortably by his fireside when Jack, his sailor son, burst in upon him. "Weather too rough,” explained the son, “so we’ve put in for the day.’ ’ "Too rough!” exclaimed Mr. Tar with visions of his own days at sea. “Why, sir, I was once sailing tound the cape when a storm came on, and it blew down the main mast and the mizzen mast was swept away, but we didn’t even think of putting in.” "Well you see,” exclaimed the son, “this storm was so bad that it blew the anchors off the captain’s buttons, took the paint off the ship’s bow—” It is announced officially by the "Stop!” cried the old man. “You do me credit. Jack—you do me German government that statistics blockade” credit!”—Tit-Bits. i of mortality “due to the I from the autumn of 1916 until the end of 1918 shows more than 500,000 Plunging Ahead. deaths were caused by malnutrition or under-nutrition. ------ o------- A cable to the New York World In the absence of any review of the from Paris says: troops which fought in the present “The President is absolutely indif­ war, it might be well to have a grand ferent to the activities of his Con­ review of the deserving Democrats gressional critics at home, thereby who hold clvilan jobs. It would take confirming the belief that he will go a couple of weeks for them to march ahead, without regard for the wish- through Washington a dozen abrest. es of Congress, and prepare and pro- pose a treaty, and let the Senate Peace conference reporters com­ take it or leave it alone.” plain that they are not being let In This was to be expected. Mr. Wil­ on “open covenants of pyace openly son ignored Congress before he went arrived at.” Evidently these journal­ to France; he intends to ignore Con­ istic gentlemen have yet to learn gress nowr that he is in France, fac- that you can always tell what a Dem­ ing the most serious matters the Re- ocratic platform pledge means by public of the United States ever fac- turning it up-side down. ed since formation of the nation. ------- o------- But Mr. Wilson intends to defy President Wilson, in his tribute to Congress and the protectionists who Colonel Roosevelt, says that "he have been commissioned by the peo­ J displayed singular initiative and en- ple to protect the interests of the iergy and distinguished himself United States against unwise foreign among the commanders in the field.” entanglements. The mystery as to why the Colonel was kept out of the war by the ad- i ministration deepens. Weekly Health Talks Where Moit Sickness Begin« and End* BY FRANKLIN DUANE, B. D. It can be said broadly that most human ills begin in the stomach and end in the stomach. Good digestion means good health, and poor digestion means bad health. The minute your stomach fails to properly dispose of the food you eat, troubles begin to crop out in various forms. Indigestion and dyspepsia are the com­ monest forms, but thin, impure blood, headaches, backaches, pimples, blotches, dizziness, belching, coated tongue, weak­ ness, poor appetite, sleeplessness, coughs, colds and bronchitis are almost as common. There is but one way to have good health, and that is to put and keep your stomach in good order. This is easy to do if you take Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis­ covery. It is a wonderful tonic and blood purifier, and is so safe to take, for it is made of roots and herbs. Dr. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y., stands behind this standard medicine, and it is good to know that so distinguished a physician is proud to have his name identified with it. When you take Golden Medical Discovery, you are Setting the benefit of the experience of a octor whose reputation goes all around the earth. Still more, you get a temper­ ance medicine that contains not a drop of alcohol or narcotic of any kind. Long ago Dr. Pierce combined certain valuable vegetable ingredients—without the use ol alcohol—so that these remedies alway: have been strictly temperance medicines If piles are torturing you, get and use Pierce’s Anodyne Pile Ointment. The quick rebel it gives is hard to believe until you try it. If constipated, Dr. Pierce’ Pleasant Pellets should be taken whi; using Anodyne Pile Ointment. Few in deed are the case« which these splendid remedies will not relieve and usually ovci come. They are so good that near! every drug store has them for sale. RALPH E. WARREN, A ^TOWER’S FISH BRAND REFLEX SLICKER Waterproof Absolutely. It’s loose fit and 'good feel put you at ease on any job that turns up. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED lOWEjfj A.J.TOWER CO. BOSTON T he «» L atest ! The Saturday Evening Post com- plains because congress has develop­ ed no scheme of after-the-war econ­ omic reconstruction. Where did the Saturday Evening Post get the quaint idea that Congress has any­ thing to do with legislation under the new freedom? Our big imports of manufactured products are destroying American employment while our big exports of foodstuffs and raw material keep up the high cost of living. Democratic free trade is like Davy Crockett’s coon trap—it catches the unfortun­ ate consumer-producer coming and going. Secretary Glass says the patriotism, not commercialism, must be depend­ ed on to put over the next Liberty loan and a good start in patriotism would be for the Secretary of the Treasury to use his influence to stop some of the wicked extravagance in connection with government expen- ditures. ------- 0------- Four thousand and twenty enemy aliens were interned in the United States during the war, the Depart­ ment of justice informed the House immigration committee, which is considering a bill authorizing the de­ portation of these persons. Twenty- two liundren of them were merchant seamen. "Il is surely reasonable,” says a London financial writer, "that Amer­ ica, having gained great financial strength by the war, should give us time in meeting our debt to her, by covering her claims on us into a Electricity s latest gift to the housewife—greatest since the electric iron and electric vacuum cleaner—the / Western i P Electric ortable S ewing M achine ? 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